User talk:Ace McWicked/Archive11

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insert rude joke here, insert friendly welcome, add on a happy greeting and something along the lines of "just bugging you". ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ Over 2700 edits! Thats over 757! 03:41, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

That's when I said "Psychotic tendencies be damned!" and I haven't taken any medication since. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:44, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

FYI

...it suggests that alcoholism starts to wreak damage in the brain after a relatively short amount of time. It starts to kill off the hippocampus’s neurons while nixing its ability to make more. This double-whammy could explain many of the mental problems that regular binge-drinkers experience. Most intriguingly of all, the turnover of neurons in the hippocampus affects our learning and memory skill... That's why I never made Prime Minister. 22:48, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

Meh, I coulda told you that without any of your expensive magaziney web site whinging! ħuman 05:11, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Pfffffft that only happens to other people. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:50, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

Must you ax for more?

Nutty Roux (talk) 17:30, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

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PS - ACE TIENE MACHISMO Nutty Roux (talk) 06:44, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBSzSB_1GLg ħuman 12:37, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

err? Aceⁱ⁹ 12:41, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

A certain someone

I'd rather they go after me than somebody who might actually give a fuck. I find them, instead, to be absolutely hilarious and entertaining to fight with (it's the sadist in me). Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 05:11, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

I think the term you're looking for is "masochist". And now I have visions of a mohawked rocker cackling, "Dance for me my little trolls!" maniacally over his keyboard. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 05:17, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

Well that's good, because that's essentially the case. Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 05:18, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

I want not approve on it. I think polite post. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

Stop being so fucking useful or I'll start a rumoure that you are a glovepuppet of Mei III! ħuman 06:03, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

Earlobing Gin

So how'd it actually go? Did you get drunk or just an ear ache? I could imagine you going to the doctor complaining of one and endeavouring to explain shooting gin in your ear. For most people that'd be a weird thing, but presumably you've called him up for more obscure things than that, i.e. finger stuck in a toaster, or wounds sustained from a badger. SJ ^Debaser 10:11, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

You forgot the little car model in a condom he stuck up his bum. ħuman 10:17, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

Little hasty

Binning a user for asking how the site works? Though it's probably MC anyway, so who cares. -- Nx / talk 23:06, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

it from europe so it probably is mc. Cheerleader Not Troll (talk) 23:09, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think so at all - the main page has been continuously blanked and if said user wants to complain they can do so in 25 minutes and they'll unblocked and apologized to and explained why. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:10, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Guilty until proven otherwise? -- Nx / talk 23:16, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, never mind, I see they are just a vandal, guess it's a-ok then. -- Nx / talk 23:18, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

lol, ya, don't worry.

I can see your house from up here

- π 00:41, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Are you coming to visit? Aceⁱ⁹ 01:17, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

No, it was on the way home. Due to bad weather conditions they decided not to go the usual Antarctic route and instead cope the tax for flying over New Zealand. It is the Southern Island about 90 miles south of Mount Cook. - π 01:19, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, just so you know I don't actually live on top Mount Cook. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:21, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Really? There is a small town in the valley there, I imagined that is where you all lived. I assume all that white stuff are the sheep. - π 01:23, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

I live in Wellington and the other 2 live in Auckland. South Island is where the orcs and hobbits live. We don't go there. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:29, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

That was literally the first time in my life I had ever seen snow (granted I was 13 km up in the air). It was weird, it was cloudy from Buenos Aires right across the Pacific and then suddenly the clouds cleared and there was New Zealand. Once we passed it got cloudy again. I got to meet the rest of your countrymen and women in the customs queue at Sydney. I was only slightly surprised to see two queues, one for Australian and New Zealanders, and then just the generic other people queue for immigration. I got a special queue in Argentina with the Yanks and Canadians, but that is because they wanted to fine us for being citizens of those countries, everyone else got free entry. - π 01:38, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

How did you find Buenos Aires? Did you notice that there is dog-shit everywhere and that wine is very cheap? Aceⁱ⁹ 01:40, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

I got caught by the dog-shit on my first day, I used that stupid arse sink thing in my hotel room for cleaning my shoes. I maxed out my duty-free import one top shelf wine that was about A$12 a bottle. I spent the last of my pesos on Cuban cigars, I don't smoke but double corona for less than A$3 each I would be crazy to pass that up. - π 01:49, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Post me the cigars. Aceⁱ⁹ 01:55, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

I think I'll give them to my brother, he doesn't smoke really either, but I think he has enjoyed the odd Cuban in the past. I got the weirdest attitudes with them. The dude who checked my bag in Argentina complimented them, the guy in quarantine gave me attitude for having "poison". The bit that shitted me off was the only thing they confiscated my biscuits. They told me I could mail them back, if I had thought about it I should have mailed them to the girl that worked the counter at the hotel who's mouth hit the floor when I brought them back from shopping, but now they are being "destroyed", e.g, eaten by the quarantine officers. - π 02:02, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

I have never been stopped at customs. I came back from South American with a cannabis stained wooden pipe in my bag. I completely forgot it was there and freaked out a bit when I found I had been through customs with it. Foolishly I didn't take it out of my bag though and some months later when on a plane home from Johannesburg I realized I still had the fucking thing in my bag. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:08, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

I filled out my declaration form correctly, so my luggage got a going over as a result. If you don't declare anything it is pretty much pot luck if you get searched or not. The highlight had to be getting bomb searched by this Pakistani guy though. We were having a chat about his up coming trip back home. It was only long afterwards that the irony of it occurred to me. - π 02:15, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

I got explosive tested at JFK in New York and drug tested in Norfolk Island because I got so hammered on the aeroplane that I couldn't fill out my declaration form. Customs took a look at the gibberish I had scribbled on the form and asked me what I did for a living. When I couldn't remember they tested my wallet for drug traces. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:24, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

So you did a Boony? What is the deal with Norfolk Island, is it part of Australia or not? - π 02:39, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Australia I think, it uses Aussie currency. Aceⁱ⁹ 05:33, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Gin

So, based on your ear drinking experiment, which brand of gin goes down the ear canal best? AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 19:47, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Down the hatch dude, with tonic water. Sterile ectoplasm 02:39, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

aSK, section removed

I have removed that section - sorry - you didnt seem to be getting anywhere. Hamster (talk) 06:45, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, I am getting somewhere. Aceⁱ⁹ 06:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

You're getting nowhere. Philip J. Rayment is incapable of conceding a single point that's critical to his Biblical Worldview™. And so all he's going to do until the day he dies is continue lying for Jesus. His most recent post on your userpage is a sickening display of just how completely dishonest a shitbag he is, claiming he has any business debating science because it's a "worldview" debate and that he wins because his opponents indulge logical fallacies and whatever other buzzwords he cares to throw out. What you need to do to actually get somewhere important is make a clearer case that Rayment's rhetorical style is typical of fundies in general. They have no special interest in truth except when it doesn't interfere with their program of buttressing their fragile faith in a ghost whose existence is fundamentally unprovable. So they'll indulge the familiar fallacy of fallacies (Rayment is a pro at this one), feign personal indignation and hurl tu quoques in order to avoid the substance of a discussion (again, Rayment's a pro), and do whatever else they can to keep the discussion meta. (Just look at how at the heart of things Rayment continues to stick with his original claims about "nothing" from the single article he read and the others he quotemined) Did you notice that you only started getting long responses from that lying sack of shit once you'd written enough for him to put the strategy I just outlined into action? I tested him yesterday with (a) a simple observation that his claim that the bible is evidence of his god is circular and (b) a personal observation that he's an arrogant blowhard. I got a month block. He's permitted to state over and over and over against the the "anti-creationists" never offer any reasonable argument, yet when we say something similar it's an impermissible attack. His first impulse is to deny there's any substance to what your saying by any means possible then comb it for any basis for claiming that you've attacked him or his CMI buddies personally so he can scream "ad hom!" I gave him both a substantive observation (his claim was circular) and a personal insult and he took the bait admirably. What's odd is that CPalmer engaged in identical conduct, including calling me a dunderhead, but not so much as a single word will be said to discipline him because he's a creationist. He's been around long enough to see what others do to get blocked for a month. When he does exactly the same thing I did and nothing happens you really have to wonder what's going on. Or not. So when you think you're having a reasoned discussion, and it even appears that Rayment is speaking at least a similar language, you need to step back and look at what he's really doing: evangelism and apologetics. Neither of these things is particularly concerned with empirical truth. Both implicitly rely on assuming the very conclusion of the syllogism (the existence of a god) as evidence for this god's works. We can't let them have their meta-conversation without us exposing the dishonesty inherent in the very manner in which they debate. It's not just the facts they have wrong but the very ways logic, matters of proof and evidence, and burdens of persuasion work. And it's no mystery that these subjects are raised extraordinarily frequently, not by us, but by the creationist liars attempting to deflect attention from their own deceit by claiming that we're the ones engaging logical fallacies. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Hablar 18:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes, he is a complete shit bag. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:35, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, snap. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:04, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Nutty... I forget how... angry you get when you talk about Phillip... *bites lip sexually* SJ ^Debaser 21:30, 4 July 2010

Skype soon you pack of witless turds? ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Talk 22:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

No can do - at work. Ace^{Liquid Room} 22:46, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

You're as bad a liar as the creationist scum. I can see you right now sitting on your sofa in your underwear drinking a 20 oz bottle of lager. I like you. Come talk to me. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Talk 23:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Nope that was yesterday. Now its 11:40am and i am sitting my 7th floor office with the heater on and nursing a hangover. Numb tongue, pounding head and rolling stomach. Ace^{Liquid Room} 23:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Now see what you've done, you got honesty all over his nice clean wiki. He'll just have to tidy that up a bit. --Kels (talk) 17:02, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

He's lovely, isn't he? 17:24, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Its unbelievable! He continues to argue that all the scientists are wrong without checking any of the supporting material! Ace^{Liquid Room} 20:47, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

They disagree with the bibble - ergo they are WRONG! 20:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Its is extremely dishonest behaviour. Ace^{Liquid Room} 21:08, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

And again I fall back on my earlier hypothesis, that it's physically painful for a Creationist to give a direct, honest answer to any question. So far, Philip's behavior seems to bear that out. --Kels (talk) 10:08, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

As Nutty said to me, it wasn't until I gave him enough dialouge to implent his stratergy (Log. fallacy, tq etc) that he was even able to answer. Ace^{Liquid Room} 10:19, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

You're right

this is fun. I think I feel a new RW game coming on. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 13:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

There we go. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 13:16, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

You are correct

I would approve of you telling someone with the personality of a wife-beater and/or child abuser to go fuck themselves, except I'd say with the tallest cactus for dessert. Gooniepunk2010 ^{Oi! Oi! Oi!} 07:22, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

You eat cactus with your dessert? I like a little peyote with dinner myself. Ace^{Liquid Room} 07:24, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Yup, peyote is goo eating. The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 07:27, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey, Ace

Things have gone to hell since I quit drawing attention to your site. [1] Still got your head up your ass? nobs^{don't bother me} 03:06, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

What the hell are you talking about? Why do I care? Head up my ass? . Ace^{Liquid Room} 03:08, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Umm, we have changed the domain name; it is now rationalwiki.org, that is why rationalwiki.com is trailing off. - π 03:10, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! PWNED!!!! Ace^{Liquid Room} 03:12, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Ace^{Liquid Room} 03:13, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Rationalwiki.org [2] still sucks. So you get promoted from #147,000 to #259,000. Congratulations. nobs^{don't bother me} 03:19, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Go back to your Machismo site then. Run along now. Ace^{Liquid Room} 03:20, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

(EC)Let me explain this to you. First of all, Alexa uses estimated data as it can't track everyone, only those that use the Alexa toolbar and I would like to think we attract more intelligent people than those that browse the internet with a huge security hole being opened up by a third-party installation. Second of all our traffic is being split by those that use rationalwiki.org and those that use rationalwiki.com. The toolbar only records the address you type in, not where you get redirect to. So to get out true taffic you would have to add the two together as it treats them as different sites. Dumbass. - π 03:24, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Don't be a dumbass, Π. Things have gone to hell since I quit drawing attention to your site. It was ALL Rob's doing. Ace^{Liquid Room} 03:26, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Which was coincidentally the same time we changed domains. That spike corresponds to the last time we got slashdotted. - π 03:28, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Uh huh. Can't plug the leak. Sounds like crank science the way it's explained. nobs^{don't bother me} 03:30, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Website traffic estimation is a crank science. If you want the actual data ask Trent. - π 03:31, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

And why are posting on page? I don't give a fuck, if you wanna talk web rankings talk to Ken. Ace^{Liquid Room} 03:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

You drove the traffic down after I brought the slashdot effect and you don't give a fuck. And how was I thanked? nobs^{don't bother me} 03:45, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

With this - π 03:48, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Nobs: sadly I'm the first pee pee to point this out: We Don't Care. ħuman 07:55, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Yahbutt is Soros gonna give up the bucks if the traffic doesn't come in? nobs^{don't bother me} 01:39, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Can you move this off my fucking page please? Ace^{Liquid Room} 01:40, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Ok Ace, you win. Remember this advice: (a) Stand with your back to the wind; (b) Aim high; (c) Watch out for your shoes. nobs^{don't bother me} 02:17, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

OK, bye now. Ace^{Liquid Room} 02:23, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Take pride in your accomplishments

In this case, creating epic butthurt. --Kels (talk) 21:12, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

That wasn't me, that was Teh Asp (I am on phone with him now). Ace^{Liquid Room} 21:16, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, take credit for it anyway. It makes me laugh, it's so transparent and generally awful. --Kels (talk) 21:22, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

The first thing I thought was if the Mormons, during discussion, said "Well, here is a book that supports what I say - just read this sentence" and PJR refused to read it but still claimed there was no evidence to support their claim or, alternatively, read and said "that's not what it means/that sentence doesn't support what you are say" how would the mormons have reacted then? Ace^{Liquid Room} 21:26, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know what he's bitching about, if he and his wife (Lowkey?)put up a tent in the village square and claimed it was their house. --Kels (talk) 21:56, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Just changing tac a little, check this out, Kels. Ace^{Liquid Room} 22:24, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Pretty incredible. I'm only just starting to comprehend just how much work went into that, and it's staggering. I believe I saw another one of theirs, not as impressive as this but still quite something, that took place entirely within a single courtyard. --Kels (talk) 00:34, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Pretty cool, eh. Ace^{Liquid Room} 00:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

Tea candles

PI confirmed. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^/Talk 02:38, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Deviant

I ask again,

Why do you block me.

Is it because I display your sickening sexual urges

For the world to see

Or is it more sinister than that? Ha (talk) 09:57, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

If Ace

Displays deviant

Tendencies then

He

Hides it well. ^pathetic 10:08, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

Mmmmm.

a small gift....

...the great man's birthday. Res ipsa loquitur. ho ho. P-Foster (talk) 03:35, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Errr, thanks for the 404. Mahalo. Ace^X-102 03:38, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

fixed. stupid wiki-coding. P-Foster (talk) 03:39, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Nice. ħuman 03:43, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Got this for Xmas a few years back. Ace^X-102 03:44, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Hi Ace

I like you and we should get coffee sometime. The Emperor ^{— Unsigned, by: 86.40.201.1 / talk / contribs} 21:18, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Sure, I drink coffee. Meet me at The Matterhorn in Cuba Street at about 1:30pm this afternoon? Ace^X-102 20:42, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Nice try Marcus. Besides, everybody knows I'd go drink with ace, not get coffee. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 20:43, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

I'd like to meet Marcus so I could make fun of his fat rolls and social awkwardness. Ace^X-102 20:44, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

I'd like to meet Ace so I could point out that secretly everybody laughs at him and thinks he's a ludicrous person. And by the way I am suave, not socially awkward. I get more blowjobs than you get hot dinners. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 21:54, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

How many blowjobs you had this week Marcus becuase I have had 5 hot dinners so far. Ace^X-102 21:56, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Well obviously since I have more blowjobs than you have hot dinners then obviously I have had 6 totally awesome blowjobs this week. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 21:59, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Marcus, putting peanut butter on your dick and getting the dog to lick it off does not count as a blowjob. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:01, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

damn, I only had 3. You win. Ace^X-102 22:02, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Crundy, masturbating over your own faeces and then swallowing your own ejaculate does not allow you to have an opinion. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:02, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Why not? Have you SEEN how sexy my poop is? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:04, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

I would imagine given your immense obesity you would produce lifesized faeces and thus are capable of enjoying intercourse with. Though this still disqualifies you from being a legitimate human being. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:05, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Only a real man can produce shit as manly enough as Crundy can. SJ ^Debaser 22:06, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Indeed. I do wonder where MC's image of me being really obese comes from. Do you want me to be fat, MC? Do you want to feed me KFC until I'm too big to get away from you so you can have your way with me? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:09, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Crundy; I know that you are morbidly obese. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Crundy produces the shit of kings. And yes, MC is a feeder. Ace^X-102 22:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

MC, what's my BMI? I'd love to know. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:12, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Crundy; I know what your BMI is. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:13, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Crundy; I don't know what your BMI is, because I'm not a freak that dreams about people on the internet regularly. SJ ^Debaser 22:16, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Superjosh; I know what you dream about. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:17, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm bored of this now graham. I'm just going to grab a few sheets of bogroll and wipe my talk page clean now. I cba tbh kthbye. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:19, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

No Crundy, no! We were in the throes of one of our regular insult exchanges. This was rather tame. 86.40.101.160 (talk) 22:21, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

MC, I don't know what you dream. This is going with the assumption that you get any chance to sleep, what with the infinite blowjobs and all. SJ ^Debaser 22:23, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Booze

So bizzare I couldn't help but think of you! [3] Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:41, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Fuck yeah, I want one. Ace^X-102 22:42, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

I love quoting out of context: "Advocates for Animals and Alcohol Focus" sounds like a great name for an activist group. "Do you beat your dog when you drink too much? We can help!" ħuman 00:46, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Hi

Hello. AceMcWanker (talk) 08:45, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

Hi

Hello, Ace McWicked. I just wanted you to know Im not as authoritarian as youre thinking but Ive been block happy because Ive been looking for MC socks to play with the buttons on. Dexter Morgan Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 23:09, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't think your authoritarian but playing with Marcus is causes a real ballache for all concerned. Ace^X-102 23:14, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

(; Ex-Troll Cheerleader (talk) 23:16, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Reality check

SpoonieGunk2012 and I have decided that you are an ancient alien, and not only built the Pyramids, but mapped Antarctica in 512 BCE. Prove us wrong. ħuman 05:20, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Are you on Skype? I'll join if you are. Ace^X-102 05:25, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes we are ħuman 05:30, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Why do you worship authoritarianism?

I'm just curious why you feel the need to worship authoritarianism as if it is a God to be respected and feared. Why do you not stand up against the frequent abuses of power on this site? Why do you join the mobs chorus in their vain attempt to kill me? Why won't you reach for the sky with your fist, exclaiming 'not now, not ever, wiki be free!'? 86.40.96.239 (talk) 12:06, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

KILL KILL KILL! Ace^X-102 20:34, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

What does worship authoritarianism mean? --21:46, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

It means placing the whims of Gerard ahead of the greater good. It means being sycophantic in the face of gross abuses of admin powers. It means deliberately having no spine for the sake of living an easier life. 86.40.96.239 (talk) 22:58, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

To me it means being unkind to Marcus. Ace^X-102 23:10, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

What makes you think I lack a penis?

Got to say I agree with the horrible dickless troll.. You've raised this before, Ace. And I thought we had concluded that the only reason you would raise such an odd insult is because you yourself lack a penis and that the libertine lifestyle you profess to live, is in fact, a fiction. In fact I thought we had concluded that you spend your time masturbating over midgets in your parents basement, whilst trying to hold down the latest massive portion of food you consumed. Is this not the case? 86.40.96.239 (talk) 21:11, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Lack of penis and masturbating? Hmmmmm.........KILL KILL KILL. Ace^X-102

Hey, New Zealand

I've just realised that you look like one of my lecturers.

That is all. SJ ^Debaser 19:26, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

How you ever get any work done with such a handsome lecturer I'll never know. Ace^X-102 20:55, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

I don't. I run coke for him, which is how I passed the first year. SJ ^Debaser 23:08, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

Re:

Regarding this edit, all I can say is that I couldn't agree more. I come back after being gone in the wilderness for 5 days, and this place is still trying to find a way to deal with that fucker. A way, of course, that doesn't involve the obvious DFTT. AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 22:35, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

It's just fucking boring. Ace^X-102 22:37, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

No shit. Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 22:38, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

It already got Crundy to leave. Ace^X-102 22:39, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

Has Crundy left again? What a little bitch. SJ ^Debaser 23:10, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

I wouldn't go that far - the nonstop bickering over a single troll has caused me some reflection. Ace^X-102 23:33, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

It's one reason I'm not around all that much either. It's frustrating to watch this crew who's so smart in other ways act like utter chowderheads over trolls. --Kels (talk) 23:39, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

I hear ya. Ace^X-102 23:41, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

My theory is that we have the "this is just fun, stop being serious!!!11" crowd to thank. ^pathetic 01:00, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

I suppose I can understand where you are all coming from, but honestly I just ignore him completely. I don't think I've read a post from Marcus in 6 months except the odd one where I mistakenly click on an 86... post. Even when I do this I've already forgotten about it by the time I finish reading it. He had a good run, and was a pretty successful troll there for a while but its over now - as soon as he makes it clear that he is a troll that is the end of it. The answer isn't so much DFTT its DRTT. --Damo^Hi 01:16, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

Good point Damo. DRTT is something I have only recently adopted, and it seems to be the only way to go about things. AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 02:02, 3 August 2010 (UTC)

We had a troll? Omigosh. Heavens to Betsy, how did we handle it? ħuman 06:02, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

Rules of hardcore drinking

Following a couple of stag nights, I have discovered a new rule that I figured you'd need to know about. Apparently, if you fall asleep with your shoes on, you're fair game. Because if you fall asleep with your shoes on, you haven't fallen asleep, you've passed out; therefore you can expect to lose your eyebrows or at least have cream poured on your face or get used as human buckaroo. ^pathetic 23:50, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

They were the rules of hardcore drinking when I was about 19. These days no one falls asleep. Ace^X-102 23:54, 2 August 2010 (UTC)

I resent the use of the word "human" in the OP. Especially as I am not a "buckaroo". I am a french fry. ħuman 06:00, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

I think we could play wiki buckaroo, and place random things on someone's talk page one piece at a time until they "buck" and go crazy. ^pathetic 08:35, 6 August 2010 (UTC)

Haha

The "rightful leaders" category looks quite funny at the moment: three idiots and Ace McWicked. And again, someone has stolen my idea. --Idiot number 58 (talk) 05:38, 4 August 2010 (UTC)

I can't believe

that a 49 year old guy could go out like this, and we've talked about Guru alot, but I was just listening to Moment of Truth and wondered what would have happened if the intellectual shit Guru was doing for nearly a decade got mixed up with the Wu and fleshed out a whole lot more than this, which you know is one of my fav jams:

Damn straight gangster. Ace^X-102 03:09, 6 August 2010 (UTC)

Oh and

ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 23:05, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

Fascist cunt

I don't know how you can look at yourself in the mirror anymore. It sickens me to see what you, and by extension this site, have become. Pervert. 86.40.205.112 (talk) 10:22, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

I look at myself in the mirror as often as possible because I am damned good looking. Ace^X-102 21:08, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

File:Labrat.jpg

Damn I am good looking...

Wait, isn't that Hugh Laurie? --Kels (talk) 21:13, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

Pffffft, shut your face. Ace^X-102 21:19, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

looks more like a younger Huw Powell. 21:29, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

GAR! I'd rather be compared to Hugh Laurie. Ace^X-102 21:33, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

You're still a fascist cunt. ÑR_{/Señor Admin}^{/¡hablen ustedes!} 21:40, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

Yes, yes I am. Ace^X-102 21:44, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

(EC) Stop moving the goalposts and look at that face. ~ Kupochama^[1][2] 21:46, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

Such a pretty face. Ace^X-102 21:58, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

Clashing branes

I was pretty amused while scanning your incredddddibly long-winded debate with PJR (at least you can debate with him - I always loved that about him). And I was also fascinated that in the article you posted at the bottom from 2006, with the weird cosmological theories, to see that one of the theories is 'faster light'. Is this the postulate that Andy and the Creationists hare always blathering on about as proof that Jesus Made My Sandwich Yesterday, And He'll Make My Drink Tomorrow or whatever their stupid theories are? DogP^{Marmite Patrol} 23:27, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

I am not sure if its the same as c-decay but there is a reason that, like c-decay, its in the "weird" section of theories because there is no evidence of it. But yeah, that debate with PJR has become absurd. Just by scanning it you can see PJR has no idea what he is talking about but he debates it anyway but when called out on being incorrect he states he was debating something else the entire time and he actually did know what I have pointed out to him. Amazing stuff and a great example of the creationist mentality. Ace^X-102 23:34, 11 August 2010 (UTC)

I am sceptical of your claim to have gotten anything whatsoever through to him. You may think you have wrung a painstakingly hard-won concession to basic thought, logic or sanity out of him, but you know that next week he'll just say the original ridiculous thing again. When someone honestly believes that conceding that 2+2=4 is proven to make people read the bible less, there really isn't much that can be done - David Gerard (talk) 21:23, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

Well, my intention was to show his arrogance and hypocrisy in all its glory. Ace^X-102 21:32, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

A story

I was walking down the market square the other day. A shark asked me what I was doing. I replied with meek indifference. As I attempted to walk past the shark I was accosted once again. I responded, Leave me be, vile shark, and return to sea whence you came. The shark didn't listen. He threatened to harm me. Luckily I was holding my trusty samurai sword. I swung at the shark. He dodged me. Then he produced his uzi and discharged a magazine. I evaded every bullet. After this I sniggered. The shark responded with an equally mirtful gesture.

Do you wanna get a coffee?, he asked. We were already over our little conflict.

Sure, I replied.

So off we went down to Starbucks and the shark stood in the queue to order me a vanilla latté. I was enamoured by this creature. Never before had I seen a fish out of water, as it were. Slowly it dawned on me that many of the customers (Not all mind, as this is a university town and people of all backgrounds are cherished) were giving my new shark friend some dirty looks. When he returned with my vanilla latté, I fell silent. I sipped from my lovely warm beverage while the shark issued forth with a torrent of irrelevant snippets of small talk. I mulled over whether I should inform him of the widespread conspiracy of prejudice evident in the room.

As time went on the shark grew disillusioned by my silence. He challenged me to speak. I did not. He reached for his uzi again. Slowly I proffered my hand and touched his oily skin. He purred. I didn't know that sharks could purr. He invited me back to his flat.

This was a confusing time for me. Previous to this I had never entertained any fantasies involving sharks. I was a free living heterosexual. But this male shark instilled in me an emotion quite indescribable.

When I entered his domicile, offered me a drink. It was a glass of Jameson. I drank it slowly, enviously admiring his sharky exterior. I suggested we forego the foreplay and head straight to bed. The shark was horrified.

He asked me to leave again. I said no. He asked me a second time. I said yes. He told me that I was a sick disgusting fucker. I didn't know what to think.

You haven't heard the last of me, shark!, I said in despair as I left, hiding my tears.

To this day I haven't seen the shark since. I suspect he never loved me at all. Stories (talk) 22:28, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Brilliant! Ace^X-102 22:34, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Part 2 will hit all good bookshops next week. Stories (talk) 22:37, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

"Wait a second, what day did you say it was?"

Oh god today is the day. The day when I must visit the most bewildering place this side of Michael Jackson’s Neverland. That’s right, the supermarket. What the hell kind of ordeal is awaiting me? I can run around the house all day screaming "What about rice? I have rice!" and even gorge myself on the bare elements of food like "Soy Sauce" or "Cream of Toast" but it will never make the nut.

No, I must swallow my pride and face the inevitable. I need food.

I need to head towards the glowing lights of New World on Wellington waterfront. There is a smaller "Mini Supermarket" near my house but that place is terrifying. It must have been constructed by a ludicrous madman. I have lost myself in its bowels before and met many a nasty tapeworm. Besides the ordeal of shopping is hard enough without the added torment of having to push around the miniature shopping trolleys the miniature supermarket has deployed.

So I go and I shiver with fear upon entering this Urban Death Maze. The sight of glowing fresh fruit and vegetables does little to ally my fears. These are always set at the entrance to calm you after leaving the cold nasty street. This time it aint working. Grab a trolley. I hate fucking trolleys. I’m not sure about anyone else but the very action of pushing one of these wonky wheeled contraptions about seems a bit "you know". Reminds me of hairdryers or vacuum cleaners. None the less I need one. I’m not going to walk around here trying to balance arm loads of meat and dairy products.

Hell no. Got to bite the bullet and at least try to knock some poor fool in the ankle while I’m at it.

I can see that I have come at a bad time. There seems to be a peculiar frenzy in the air. I can see executives rushing all over the place having trolley races down the aisles and pushing each other into display towers, spilling cans everywhere in the process. Single mothers are gingerly reaching out and squeezing the fruits and muttering barely audible "Ooh’s" and "Aah’s while there generic looking children tip around wildly in the seat atop the cart. Into to this I storm, determined to get in and out without trouble. This, unfortunately, is pointless. Any idea of "What to buy" or predetermined list comes crashing down under the intense pressure of the supermarket. I’m right at the start and all ready the writing on the paper looks like gibberish and the music with its vaguely pornographic subliminal undertones has left me bewildered and frightened. I need some kind of anchor so I look for a clock to gauge my existence but, after not finding one, I’m carried anyway buy a torrent of divorcees looking for The Bargains.

I’m lost in one the aisles. I’m not sure how I got here but I seem to be standing in front of "The Sanitary" section and my list is in a crumpled ball at my feet. I am squeezing a roll of toilet paper gently and thinking damn it would be nice.

What! I don’t need toilet paper! What the hell am I doing? I must have been attracted to the flashy design and confused by the maze like structure of this place. Put it down hurriedly and glance to either side to be sure I wasn’t being stalked by the Minotaur of this labyrinth. No doubt it will be wearing an apron and carrying a mop with a New World cap jutting jauntily from its horns.

God, Pull yourself together. I need to stay focused. I think it may have something to do with the music so I pop my headphones back on and apply my sunglasses liberally.

This cuts off most of the surrounding vibes and I feel slightly better, if not, at least more anonymous. I have wandered to the end of this aisle which consists of ointments and painkillers. I see lots of old people huddled in small groups around particular brands of remedy’s discussing its value and price. Every now and then one will lift its head and look around warily, clutching a purse for dear life a staring grimly at new comers.

Luckily I escape unmolested and they go back to their ruminations.

I seem to be more and more lost so I find myself a New World employee and after checking his scalp for horns or growths of any kind proceed to "ask for some assistance" which his badge clearly displays.

"How did I get here?, what aisle is this?"

"Can I get this in strawberry flavour?"

"What the fuck!?"

Nothing, I get nothing from this beast and I’m getting the feeling that he is actually just a robot. Or maybe just a poor teenager asked to pay board by his parents. Just another high school dropout down on his luck. So I back off, slowly, not making eye contact and trying very careful not to bear my teeth. I don’t want any trouble. AlI want now is Liquor and milk. Liquor is easy enough to find as I am drawn to the section. Buried at the back near the greeting cards. Stacks of wine beer directly across form the cards that "Happy Birthday", "I love you Mummy" and so forth. What a grand idea. Next mother’s day I can do all my shopping here. I make a note of it and wander towards the milk section.

But where is that. I thought was around here somewhere? They must move it every time because I cant see milk anywhere although the sign above me clearly reads "Dairy".

Wait, over there in the distance another sign reads "Dairy".

Head over towards but still no milk.

"Tricky, very tricky. How sly of them"

I’m on to their game now. Fuck it, I’ll get milk later. I don’t drink tea, I drink black coffee. What do I need milk for?

Finally I arrive at the checkout but there seems to be a problem with my queue. I had carefully selected this queue because it was moving the fastest but now theres trouble and an angry bastard has started shouting about his change and is determined to speak to the manager. I want to approach him and tell him that the manager is monsterous bull like creature who will gore us if taunted but I don’t think he will listen and he has run off with his trolley, shaking his fist at those who wronged him.

My turn comes and I load my items on the assembly line.

Give the woman my card, glance at the bagger.

"No cash, no flybuys, no trouble"

No trouble at all.

Fresh air hits me in a welcome wave.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah"

I notice also that it appears to be night time but I’m positive it was daylight when I went in. A glance at my watch and notice its broken. Weird.

As I hail a cab I find the poor bastard who lost his change sitting with a bag at his feet, smoking a cigarette and staring at the ground.

"You alright chief?" I ask the bedraggled man.

"Yeah, I think so. Man that place is a strange wonderland. Damn near lost my mind in there, then when those guys added my bill wrong I couldn’t take it anymore. Jesus that was some fucked up shit" He runs a shaky hand through his hair and offers me a cigarette.

Lighting it I say to him "I’m pretty glad you didn’t get the manager from his cave. I fear that terrible ogre. Would have finished you off in 10 seconds. I tell you though I had a panic attack in the video store once, too many damn videos and I couldn’t find the one I wanted so I wandered aimlessly for what seems like ages, sweating and freaking before I fled and went and got a drink"

I hail the next cab and bid farewell to the sad bastard. Another supermarket casualty, waiting for his wife the parking lot.

I load the boot, slam down the lid and ask the driver to take me to….

Before I can finish he’s off like a rocket. Not listening to word I say just throwing the car viciously round the corners and cackling madly to himself.

I’m really fucking tired so I just let him get down to it.

He’s asking me to put my cigarette out and I ask him if he knows what day it is. Ace^X-102 22:42, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Echoes of John Paul Satre.

+1 for "cream of toast" - David Gerard (talk) 23:05, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Ruth and Clive

Anxiety pulsated as the heart reminded Clive of his inability to interact with his fiancé. Staring at his shoes, he meekly looked up at Ruth, who sat there with a constant glare of disdain.

You are a boring man, Clive.

Indifference. Always indifference. No matter how much he appeased her the end result was always one of indifference. Every thought led to another which invariably led to another thought and again to another. The thoughts were immaterial, really. Anxious, angry, disdainful thoughts. Self loathing. Fear. Hatred. Hatred of self. Of her. Of the shackles of propriety. He looked again. The glare of disapproval was evident. He said nothing, as usual. Minding his own business. Wanting a quiet life. Then it hit him.

Fuck you, Ruth. He walked out of the door.

The wedding never materialised. Stories (talk) 22:50, 13 August 2010 (UTC)

Ohhh, thanks mr mckwicked.

I will try to be good from now on, I don't want any more punishement Oldusgitus (talk) 23:09, 18 August 2010 (UTC)

Dont thank me, thank the moons gravitational pull on the earth. Ace^X-102 23:18, 18 August 2010 (UTC)

South African

I hope you're not honestly pissed about my Spitting Image video link. It's a common meme in the UK amongst the middle-aged generation. Anyone mentions a springbok and someone else says "I've never met a nice South African". It was a running joke. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:06, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

No I am not pissed at all. Just don't think a whole nation should be judged on its worst citizens. Ace^X-102 00:07, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

I liked The Chicken Song better anyway. --Kels (talk) 01:49, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Shut up Kels. Ace^X-102 02:07, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

You wanna make me, tough guy? --Kels (talk) 03:24, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

He should have just told you to go bake him some cookies for his man friends, since they'll be "watching" "football" locked in the basement for hours on end. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 03:27, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Well you know, that I would have done. But the moment has passed, alas. --Kels (talk) 03:39, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure that you still have an hour or so left before they're done "watching" the game. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!}

What I can't figure out is, there's no TV down there... --Kels (talk) 03:52, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

I thought the Spitting Image link was fucking brilliant. Then again, I never could stand those fucking Afrikaaners. Almost as bad as those fucking New Zealanders. And they're only slightly better than those regular Zealanders. Faahking cahnts!!! DickTurpis (talk) 04:00, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

What is all this loose brained nonsense? Ace^X-102 04:13, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

My last message to you

Your block comment is way out of line. If you don't like me then stay out of my way. Don't try to provoke me back into trolling like this. MarcusCicero (talk) 13:24, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Dear MC. In case you can't tell, this is a grown-up place. The fact that you insist on wasting time on "on-mission" topics clearly shows you're too young and too stupid to be using rationalwiki.org. Go away and grow up. Sincerely, --85.77.220.201 (talk) 13:55, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

What have I done? Block comment? Ace^X-102 23:57, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

ohhhh yeah, I see. But who cares. Ace^X-102 00:03, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

I care, Ace. I care. I know I'm nothing to you, especially after how you treated me the other night, how you just left me for that bitch, but I still care, you know. MarcusCicero (talk) 00:05, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

Haha, I was just messing with ya. I don't make posts like the above anymore. I'm an ex convict, but am determined to be a productive and useful member of society. I believe I epitomise the change all New Zealanders aspire for. MarcusCicero (talk) 00:07, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

Jesus, I am so fucking hungover.I am going to vomit inside the television set then masturbate over the toaster....then eat toast. Ace^X-102 00:31, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of South Africans (Avert eyes if you don't wanna know about the rugger)

Boy we're in a test match here. I don't think we are playing too badly but those Boks are playing like men possessed. Gonna be a good second half. --Idiot Numbers 1-56 (talk) 15:49, 21 August 2010 (UTC)

Oh ha ha! I have you now!

How can you not believe in an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, immutable, infallible, benevolent, and super-awesome God with the fact that Andy Schlaftly is miraculously able to type comprehensively by beating a keyboard with a pair of bibles and foaming at the mouth in anger? That's Jesus working his magic.

Aphoxema (talk) 01:18, 27 August 2010 (UTC)

Indeed, thats Jesus magic. Ace^X-102 01:27, 27 August 2010 (UTC)

Prepare for Stephen Hawking quote quote mine

"Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist," Hawking writes. "It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the universe going." sterile ectoplasm 21:00, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

I know - but I'll advise him to actually read the book before quoting the news sources. Ace^X-102 21:01, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

"actually read the book before quoting" Hahahahahahaha! Remember who we're dealing with here. The ITV news here just reported it as if it was some massive scientific breakthrough; "SCIENTIST SAYS GOD DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE". Whilst I did laugh at how they reported it, I was also pissed off in that it gave the appearance that there actually was a feeling among scientists that a magic pixie spoke the universe in to existence. DeltaStar_{Senior Sysop}^{Speciationspeed!} 21:25, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

I have to say I missed the ITV report, but by the sounds of it that's a good thing. Hawking speaks, the press lap it up. Shame really, as undoubtedly Hawking has some great things to say but it doesn't half confuse the f**k out of the public's understanding of how science works. ^pathetic 23:20, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

Reading the comments on Foxnews you can tell already that this is going to be taken completely incorrectly and people will continue to spout rubbish about it for decades to come...without actually reading the book. Ace^X-102 01:02, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

NZ earthquake

Don't know exaclty where you live in New Zealand, but I was just wondering if you and yours are okay, as I heard about the earthquake. The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 00:43, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

He's in North Island If Memory Serves. The Quake was in South Island. Anyhow, he's got more on his mind than mere earthquakes at the moment! 00:52, 5 September 2010 (UTC) Google Map

I am quite far from Christchurch but thanks for you concern. No one died though which is good. Ace^X-102 01:02, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

Did you really crash that car or was that just a dream some of us once had? ħuman 01:23, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

Yes, I wrote the car off and have no memory of it. Ace^X-102 01:24, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

Skype

Sign on now if you can. Need chat about sleeping pills (including helpful legal advice). Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 21:36, 5 September 2010 (UTC)