User talk:Helena Bonham Carter

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Oh noes! The confusion increases. --AKjeldsen 19:08, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

Confucious say: "Am I Helena Bonham Carter, or is she me?" humanbe in 02:14, 25 May 2007 (CDT)
"We sit in silence, Helena Bonham Carter and I, until only Helena Bonham Carter remains". --AKjeldsen 04:55, 25 May 2007 (CDT)


What? Why do they hate us so? :-( --User:Helena Bonham Carter

Stern warning >:([edit]

This was an abuse of MLK's 'I have a dream' Size +5 blue impact. Please desist in doing this, lest I REVIEW UR EDITS !!1! --מְתֻרְגְּמָן שְׁלֹום

Also, it's funnier if you leave out the trainees' lines :D --JeēvsYour signature gave me epilepsy... 08:18, 25 March 2008 (EDT)

I like your style[edit]

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>85 18:58, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

Well, I don't, you little Satanista. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 19:00, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
I thought she was a Sandinista? ħumanUser talk:Human 19:21, 23 June 2008 (EDT)
Satanista. For this sock is clearly a Satanist. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 19:24, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

I've caught you now![edit]

Take me to your gold. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>85 14:45, 24 August 2008 (EDT)

As Mrs Carter's retained lawyer, I must ask you to cease and desist from your threats of false imprisonment and extortion or face legal action. Thank you and have a nice day. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 14:53, 24 August 2008 (EDT)
Not to mention your libellious allegations that Mrs Carter is a leprechaun. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 14:55, 24 August 2008 (EDT)
You catch on slow ^_^ <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!</font>85 15:02, 24 August 2008 (EDT)
Yes, but surely. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 15:11, 24 August 2008 (EDT)


~_0 Tytalk 21:18, 10 October 2011 (UTC)

You should[edit]

Use this account more often. ;) (talk) 00:44, 4 June 42016 AQD (UTC)

Indeed. And as you seem to have Pb's ear, perhaps you should gently dissuade him from his increasingly paranoid style. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 00:57, 4 June 2016 (UTC)
Yeah, sure. I think everyone's out to get me. Hah. Pbfreespace (talk) 01:22, 4 June 2016 (UTC)
What I think Helena is referring to is the "they obviously created a sleeper to vote in the coop" sorta thing. I mean, there's obviously plenty other reasons why someone might have some socks lying around. (talk) 01:32, 4 June 42016 AQD (UTC)
Exactly, 142. Though I cannot seem to recall why I have this sock lying around... The Absent-minded Hero (talk) 01:34, 4 June 2016 (UTC)
Good work, the both of you. Pb, it's a shame you weren't around to watch the Conservapedia sysops descending into their own private hell of hair-trigger hyper-vigilance, unable to see anything other than potential enemies and conspiracies in unfamiliar voices. I imagine, if you had been, you wouldn't be so keen to follow them down that particular rabbit hole. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 01:52, 4 June 2016 (UTC)
Did somebody call for a sock party at RationalWiki? Cheers! We should all grab a bottle of whiskey and some 40s and head over to the Weeping Lion and see if that wreck is still standing in some form. Foster the Tipsy (talk) 02:07, 4 June 2016 (UTC)
Cheers! Socks for all! Vote early, vote often! Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 02:21, 4 June 2016 (UTC)

Please Run[edit]

You've been nominated to the RationalMedia Foundation election. Please accept or decline; if you accept, you may wish to campaign. RoninMacbeth (talk) 22:19, 15 August 2018 (UTC)


What's your fucking problem? Do you get your fucking rocks off being such a shit? You never even actually address the content of my arguments, you resort to blithe snark instead. Clearly you can't respond with anything of substance, so you have to substitute it with mockery instead. Sad. Oxyaena Harass 22:01, 22 January 2020 (UTC)

For old times sake I thought I would have a gander at what you guys are talking about and Oxy, you are being just as much of an asshole so you could take the advice you are spitting out to others also - are you ot old enough to handle a little sarcasm? Why don't you both get out of the sandpit and be adults. AceModerator 01:48, 23 January 2020 (UTC)

Tulsi election WIGO edit[edit]

That's brilliant!! :D dunno how to send you a pvt message so this will do Aloysius the Gaul 03:14, 11 March 2020 (UTC)

Cheers, man :) Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 03:16, 11 March 2020 (UTC)


A case involving you has been raised in the Coop. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 17:16, 11 March 2020 (UTC)

Bless your heart. You're really winning at this moderation business today, aren't you? Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 17:48, 11 March 2020 (UTC)
This Wiki has a fucking problem on the Salon Bar at least when pro Bernie Bro-drama baiting is allowed (like "Bye Warren" followed by snark) and anti-Bernie Bro drama baiting is immediately troll-collapsed by a fucking moderator for no real fucking reason. Either allow all snark, allow none, or change the fucking name of this Wiki from RationalWiki to DirtbagLeft Wiki. (talk) 17:58, 11 March 2020 (UTC)
It's just a tiresome rerun of 2016. Then as now, it'll mostly subside once Bernie starts campaigning for Biden. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 18:02, 11 March 2020 (UTC)
No it reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly won't. You idiots still don't know how badly you fucked up this time, do you? ikanreed 🐐Bleat at me 18:11, 11 March 2020 (UTC)

Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 18:21, 11 March 2020 (UTC)

Yep, you don't know. Thanks for the next 10 years of republican rule. ikanreed 🐐Bleat at me 18:27, 11 March 2020 (UTC)
I make no promises for Biden, but he has a viable path to 270 through the suburbs, college graduates, and women in general, and he puts the Senate in play. Which is precisely why he scares the real "right wing assholes" in the GOP so much. Bernie would have been annihilated in the general, and put the 2018 House gains at considerable risk. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 18:48, 11 March 2020 (UTC)
I make the absolute promise that a candidate running on nothing but who they're not never, ever wins a presidential election. It's as true with Hillary or Kerry against republicans as it was with Landon or Lilkie against FDR. Biden has no reason he's given for any human being in this country to vote for him besides the vague idea that he will beat the incumbent. There's no sagery or poll reading(though oh god those don't help his case) to it. Biden is electoral doom. The only way he could possibly pull up on that crashing plane hard enough was a sudden post DNC change of tone, and frankly he lacks the charisma to do it.
You're going to lose to a historically unpopular president, presiding over a disastrous economic crash, possibly with an active pandemic that specifically kills his base, and still somehow lose. It's pretty nuts.
It's not that Sanders was necessarily offering the best or correct things to voters, but that he was offering things at all that was the difference that made him have a fractional chance of winning. ikanreed 🐐Bleat at me 19:09, 11 March 2020 (UTC)
Trump and the GOP machine think otherwise, else they wouldn't have gone to the mat over the batshit Shokin smear attempt. They had the time and resources to wargame the head-to-heads beforehand, so presumably they judged it was worth the political blood and treasure, and permanently shredding their own reputations in the process.
Looking at how quickly the Dem primary field consolidated, it's reasonable to suppose the DNC's head-to-head numbers say exactly the same thing. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 02:37, 12 March 2020 (UTC)

Power trips[edit]

Maybe come look at Brucegrubb's latest edits eh? ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 00:47, 6 April 2020 (UTC)

Links? Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 16:25, 12 April 2020 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

For changing your phrasing. I had not noticed this initially, but after going through the record to review the discussion, I did. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 02:45, 30 June 2020 (UTC)

And, I would like to offer an apology for my irritable behavior, as well as not noticing the change in question sooner. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 02:47, 30 June 2020 (UTC)
@GrammarCommie No worries. We've all got a bad day in us. While we're being grown-ups, it was dumb of me to lead with a gratuitous insult. However much I felt you deserved a jab for going off on the BoN, that "weapons-grade" crack was never going to do anything other than provoke you further. Sorry, man. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 21:51, 30 June 2020 (UTC)
No worries, aside from the "special" comment I didn't take anything too personally. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 22:39, 30 June 2020 (UTC)
Thank you for being civil. Bongolian (talk) 01:46, 1 July 2020 (UTC)
Yeah, it's all good. I'm sorry if I contributed to any sort of escalation too, by the way, at the time, I still was doubting about your ability to engage with me without any insults being thrown and being afraid about it, Helena Bonham Carter. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 19:59, 1 July 2020 (UTC)


If you'd read the article you'd have seen the following: "According to an LD-1 Disclosure Form filed with the Clerk of the House of Representatives and the Secretary of the Senate, J M Burkman and Associates—a lobbying firm owned by far-right activist Jack Burkman and co-run by Wohl—claims to have been hired by “Granite Realty [sic] LLC” in order to lobby on “[i]ssues relating to US DOJ, Senate Judiciary, [and the] House Judiciary.”

You don't file papers with Congress if you're making stuff up.

I'm putting the WIGO back. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 19:04, 21 July 2020 (UTC)

@RoundeTheeHorne This is JFW we're talking about, man. Jacob Fucking Wohl. Of course this is made up. The idea that anyone with a) serious money, and b) anything significant at stake, would hire this gimp is off-the-fucking-chart ridiculous. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 20:12, 21 July 2020 (UTC)
I mean it's possible that she's desperate. Although if that's true, one wonders why she isn't bankrolling O'Keefe instead of the shittier ripoff version. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 21:14, 21 July 2020 (UTC)
There's "desperate", and then there's hiring the world's most comically inept political operative. If she's got the money to afford a legal team like this, she's got the money to afford dirty tricksters who - and work with me here - might actually be capable of pulling off dirty tricks without beclowning themselves.
More to the point, though, is Wohl's established track record of mindbendingly stupid attention seeking via trying to insert himself into big news stories of the day. Occam's razor ftw. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 00:01, 22 July 2020 (UTC)
I haven't been following this specific case too closely, and yes, I agree that it is nothing short of ridiculous to imagine someone with that many connections hiring Wohl of all people. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 00:14, 22 July 2020 (UTC)
Glad to hear it. Is there any good reason, then, why WIGO World should be currently lending some measure of credence to this guff? Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 00:19, 22 July 2020 (UTC)
I think at the *very* least we need to wait for more sources before a WIGO is visible (so hiding the source as you did is fine). At this point, per Google News it appears that the only sources reporting this are: A) The Daily Heil Mail, who are permabanned from The Other Wiki for good reason; B) the Law And Crime source -- this is a good source, but the article is skeptical of the truthfulness; C) a website called "Benzinga" which seems a bit like a sketchy aggregator (they also are skeptical of the truthfulness); and D) The Daily Dot, a decent source which flat out called bullshit. Most of the media has stopped giving a shit about the "boy that cried wolf" a long time ago. Soundwave106 (talk) 03:08, 22 July 2020 (UTC)
Last time I checked "I don't believe it's real" is not a basis for refuting something. Yes, Wohl is a troll. Until you have proof that this is a stunt, actual media reporting takes precedence. Simple as that. Prove he's trolling, an the WIGO can go down. Until then, it's news and it stays. Facts don't care about how you feel. WIGO is going back up. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 03:51, 22 July 2020 (UTC)
Great stuff. The overwhelming balance of probabilities called btw. They're as baffled as I am that you've chosen to stick your cock in this particular blender of epic fail. What you got for an encore, stumpy? Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 12:54, 22 July 2020 (UTC)
I read the article and weighed in on the WIGO talkpage. All parties involved that want to continue, please take it there. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 13:04, 22 July 2020 (UTC)

Chicken Coop[edit]

Dictating editorial content, because you think your feelings mean more than the facts as currently being reported, gets you a visit to the Coop. LongLostLegend (talk) 04:27, 22 July 2020 (UTC)

Went well, I see. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 12:59, 22 July 2020 (UTC)

Email me[edit]

Yours is turned off. Nutty Roux (talk) 02:44, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

Sorry, man. It's getting late, and I'm generally averse to off-wiki comms. If you reckon it's important, indicate why here and I'll reassess tomorrow. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 03:43, 18 September 2020 (UTC)

I'm bored so I thought I'd ask a question[edit]

What are your thoughts on Existentialism? ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 03:45, 23 September 2020 (UTC)

I get kind of repelled by the idea that meaning must be self-constructed and the subjectivity trap that entails. I don't pretend to have anything particularly well thought out to offer you instead, but this line from Bertrand Russell has always stuck with me: "I cannot see how to refute the arguments for the subjectivity of ethical values, but I find myself incapable of believing that all that is wrong with wanton cruelty is that I don't like it." Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 02:10, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

Love your work[edit]

Divorce must have hit you hard, how are you keeping? Leucippus (talk) 13:05, 7 December 2020 (UTC)

As I keep telling people, she's an imposter. A fine actress, no doubt, but not the real HBC. For more information, please re-read. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 14:09, 7 December 2020 (UTC)
Thanks for this Helena, I'll bear this in mind the next time I watch the fucking Crown...."that's not HBC...who is this women?" Leucippus (talk) 19:49, 7 December 2020 (UTC)
That's the spirit. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 20:39, 7 December 2020 (UTC)

You are right[edit]

Not only is Plutocow a sockpuppet of Oxyaena, but MarioSuperstar77 is a sockpuppet of LeftyGreenMario, the IP addresses match perfectly. The Exposer (talk) 15:03, 13 March 2021 (UTC)

Sorry, but MS77 is in fact my sock. Playing the long con n' all that. In other news, your username makes you sound like a sex offender. A little more thought next time, please. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 16:55, 13 March 2021 (UTC)

Your caustic words...[edit]

Have cowed me! I no long feel "performative outrage"! Yays!!! Hurray! No I'll just follow your opinion blindly like a dog. Woof woof! Because obvously I was faking oppression for attention, and the gaslighting and ego-centrism displayed by your newfound friend had no real world implications. After all, we know that what people voice as opinions online has no effect on the real world what so ever. Anyway, the world is so just and peaceful and better and everyone is so happy and I used a nail file to cut myself in the arm again woop dee doo!!! But agin, there are no problems! None! ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 02:30, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Like I said, fuck all the way off with that shit. Cutting yourself is a conscious decision that you're making, and you're fully capable of choosing otherwise. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 02:37, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

You can unblock yourself now[edit]

Should you deign, that is-Hastur! (talk) 03:37, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

@Hastur Thanks, man, but I can resurrect my old main account if there's ever an urgent need to unblock this one. Maintaining a voice without sysop rights can be a precarious existence, but it's the best authoritarian detector, bar none. The thought also occurs that someone has to show that having The Buttonz isn't the be-all and end-all of participation here. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 17:56, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Regarding your interactions with Oxyaena[edit]

Under my attempted charitable interpretation of your beliefs, attitudes, and intentions regarding Oxyaena - they seem to boil down to the following: (a) you simply strongly disagree with Oxyaena's positions, views and actions, and (b) you would like her to change - her positions, views, and actions, and (c) you would like her to change to the positions, views, and actions - that you deem proper (particularly on this wiki).
However, I think that you have displayed a lack of tact, and perhaps rationality, in trying to achieve this goal (if indeed those are your goals). Your history of interactions with Oxyaena (at least since last year), can easily be prima-facie interpreted as attempts to humiliate her, rather than persuade or engage in fruitful discourse; insults or mockery, are of course, - fair game - when in the service of rationality, but your lack of tact, I fear, fails to cohere with what I deem to be your goals regarding Oxyaena.
Be all this as it may, I for one do not interpret you as a troll, I shall not stoop to such uncharitable and bad faith accusations. I find this fiasco painfully ironic, when I consider that you could be a more constructive contributor to the website; your sarcasm brings warmth to my limey heart, please don't let those embers peter out, due to this silly saga. –LeucippusTalk 18:13, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

Chicken coop[edit]

A case involving you has been raised at the Chicken Coop. Feel free to comment. You don't get to stalk editors in off-site discussions to prove a point and get away with it. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 21:29, 31 March 2021 (UTC)