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This user is active on RationalWiki Discord. I handle discussion, decisions, and disputes in various talk pages and on that server.

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Chapter 1: The first batch of messages where Mario starts with zero stars because he pissed off God. Part 2: The second horde of words too horrible to describe. Disc 3: The third batch of words that are as boring as Stilton cheese. Super Mario Bros. 4: There was a flame war and a Pianta sat on it to try to put it out.

Your resignation[edit]

Hi, LGM. I'm sorry to hear that you resigned as moderator, but I totally understand. You really did the yeo(wo)man's work as moderator, and I appreciate it. Bongolian (talk) 02:42, 3 September 2020 (UTC)

Thank you. I'm sorry you're a moderator down until November or December. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 02:49, 3 September 2020 (UTC)
Do we have any more mod alternates? And if not, should we hold the elections earlier?Pizza SLICE.gifChef Moosolini’s Ristorante ItalianoMake a Reservation 03:19, 3 September 2020 (UTC)
You did a good job as moderator. I really don't understand all this recent turmoil. I regret your resignation.Ariel31459 (talk) 03:26, 3 September 2020 (UTC)
Ironically enough, it's RightyBlueLuigi (RationalWiki:Moderator elections/Results/Archive12), who is not related to LGM. RightyBlueLuigi has not edited since December 2019,[1] so perhaps it's moot. Bongolian (talk) 03:40, 3 September 2020 (UTC)
It's a true bummmer you've had to resign. Might you reconsider? ShabiDOO 07:59, 3 September 2020 (UTC)
You were the most active, and one of the best mods. Take the time you need, I hope you run again in November. — Dysk (contribs) 16:45, 3 September 2020 (UTC)
I'm very saddened by your resignation as well, but I can understand it. I can see how this ongoing flame war would be eating at you. I certainly couldn't handle it. But you were probably the mod who cared most about this wiki and tried to find solutions for our perennial problems. We may have disagreed occasionally on what those solutions should be, but at least you made the effort. I hope you'll consider running for the office again some day in the future. You'll definitely have my vote, just like you were my first choice to the board.Coigreach (talk) 17:07, 3 September 2020 (UTC)
Thank you for the support. You're correct that I was overwhelmed at the flame war. I regret to say I do not wish to run for moderator elections nor will I be as willing to even attend to site affairs such as policy votes and chicken coop discussion and such. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 20:40, 3 September 2020 (UTC)
You will still edit here?--HedvigsenSkreonk here 09:13, 10 September 2020 (UTC)

Jesus historicity[edit]

I didn’t mean to disparage anybody in my edit. I understand the wiki’s editorial position on Jesus, but I don’t believe the facts support what the Wiki says regarding historical events that are pertinent to the Bible, and it isn’t consistent with common historical consensus. There are logical fallacies that I hope to address on other pages if you’ll give me the chance. To say that “all the evidence in the world” leaves much to be desired is false, and the accompanied evidence supposedly against Jesus is inaccurate. It is not disparaging to acknowledge that the information to the Wiki is based on a limited number of sources that aren’t consistent with “all the evidence” in the world. TheLeftIsIrrational (talk) 03:17, 4 September 2020 (UTC)

I'm not in a position to debate a complex topic, unfortunately. I just don't think the edit was appropriate to be present in the page compared to criticizing the article in the respective talk page. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 03:18, 4 September 2020 (UTC)


Should you feel the need to have references on a talk page, you may pin it to the relevant section with Template:reflist. Also,
--Hastur! (talk) 21:37, 6 September 2020 (UTC)


I hope I can do this.--HedvigsenSkreonk here 09:16, 10 September 2020 (UTC)


A close up of an awesome, amazing goat's face.

Awesome Award

for LeftyGreenMario

Reason: being awesome

I think LGM would be an awesome recipient for this award. ShabiDOO 09:37, 10 September 2020 (UTC)
I just gave it right now. And yes, she is THE perfect candidate.--HedvigsenSkreonk here 10:16, 10 September 2020 (UTC)
Thank you for your support. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 23:34, 13 September 2020 (UTC)

I left you a response[edit]

here. (talk) 01:48, 16 September 2020 (UTC)

My unjust block[edit]

You blocked me yesterday, for "being a moron", for a period of 30 minutes. Why did you feel a need to block me? I merely exercised my right to free speech by asking you why you felt I deserved a face slap, unless of course you didn't feel I deserved it. In which case, I advised you to "fuck off". I didn't say anything that could amount to vile abuse, harassment, or trolling, so as far as I'm concerned I didn't actually do anything wrong. Kiko4564 (talk) 09:09, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

Weren't you supposed to stop with the talkpage/concern trolling?[2] Great start! Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 09:14, 24 September 2020 (UTC)
Why does that matter? Bongolian is a moderator, he doesn't need you calling me a "troll" just because you think I am "trolling". Fuck off Knight Commander. Kiko4564 (talk) 09:17, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

Wrongly blocked - again[edit]

Why did you feel a need to slap me in the face, and fucking block me a second time LGM? I didn't do anything wrong! Kiko4564 (talk) 19:01, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

Regarding your post here:

I'm asking about a hypothetical situation which I feared might happen in the future, and not an actual situation here.

What in the world is this all about? You appear to be exhibiting troll behavior and annoying moderators and others here with completely trivial bullshit. —cosmikdebris talk stalk 19:08, 24 September 2020 (UTC)
I've had a similar issue with someone on Discord, and I feared that the issues might spill out onto the wiki. I can understand your point, I won't do that again. Kiko4564 (talk) 19:12, 24 September 2020 (UTC)

Helena Bonham Carter[edit]

You placed Helena Bonham Carter in Sysop Revoke without discussion so I have reverted it. If you want HBC to remain in Sysop Revoke you are going to have to state your case to the mods for a vote. AceModerator 21:56, 26 October 2020 (UTC)

Like I give a shit beyond responding to this comment. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 07:14, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
Why are you going rogue? What's the matter with you? AceModerator 20:44, 27 October 2020 (UTC)

Range Block[edit]

You range blocked 2001:8003::/32 this morning with the comment 'Excessively trolling talk pages'. As far as I can see there have only been three edits from within that range - all from the same IP on Saloon Bar. So I ask why the block? Gonna remove it soon unless you can give a reasonable explanation.Scream!! (talk) 17:27, 27 October 2020 (UTC)

Putting aside the general issue of range blocks, /32 is on ipv6 the equivalent of blocking an ISP. Might want to lift that out of practical purposes. Sirius (dog star / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 18:54, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
I've lifted it because of ISP tier blocking. IPv6 isn't the same as IPv4, read up on ranges before even attempting to range block IPv6. Sirius (dog star / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 19:17, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
Thanks @Sirius.Scream!! (talk) 20:11, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
To be fully clear, I'm assuming good faith here. /32 on IPv4 is just a really inefficient way to block a single IP, it's just far wider on IPv6 due to the differences in range of allocatable numbers. Sirius (dog star / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 20:13, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
Don't just unilaterally apply range blocks. Same goes for HBC above - don't unilaterally sysop revoke without a vote. AceModerator 20:45, 27 October 2020 (UTC)
Also, I'm sure a lot of people would have voted in support of a range block of that duration. I know I would have. I don't see why it had to be done unilaterally. And, had you gone through the right channels, you would have been notified BEFORE inadvertently blocking such a wide range--Hastur! (talk) 20:58, 27 October 2020 (UTC)

Mod nomination[edit]

I nominated you for moderator, just in case you might want to return. Bongolian (talk) 20:01, 2 November 2020 (UTC)

The current coop case[edit]

It may be the case that you can't be bothered about this. But just in case you might be, I'm letting you know that the current coop case involves a Conservapedian (User:LT, Liberaltears on Conservapedia) who targeted you, myself and others.[3][4] Bongolian (talk) 20:06, 19 November 2020 (UTC)

You're alive?[edit]

Hi LGM, good to see you back again! Long time, no see. --Goatspeed. How's my editingCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my latest prototypes 22:09, 25 November 2020 (UTC)

Yeah it's been a while and I might contribute later. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 06:15, 26 November 2020 (UTC)

Why did you join RationalWiki?[edit]

Nobs was active long before you showed up. RationalWiki was a center for free discourse long before you showed up. Wouldn't it make more sense for you to start your own site rather than try to colonize this one?--Hastur! (talk) 06:14, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

Speaking for myself, I support the four purposes of Rationalwiki. Nobs, despite his claims, does not. Bongolian (talk) 07:15, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Oh yah? Which ones don't I support? And please be specific. nobsHell to the Thief! 07:31, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Hastur you keep saying "free discourse" but from several users you seem to defend, there is no discourse. Just shittery. You seem to equate "free shittery" with "free discourse" like they are the same thing which they are not. I know few forums which stand up for free discourse where they tolerate unlimited offensiveness and bullshit. Also...places slowly change and their tolerance for things like shittery at all costs also evolve. The "don't expect they way things have always been to change but go start your own thing "schtick" is tired shit too Hastur. As you have already seen what may have been your defense of assholes like Raven in the past don't seem so certain anymore. LGM probably joined because she though it was worth her time but was worn down by unexpected waves of shittery (correct me if I'm wrong LGM). While she may not be succesful in getting rid of a shitstirrer there is nothing wrong with explaining why she is no longer active because of said shitstirrer and hoping that Mr. shitstirrer might be asked by the community to take an extended break from his shitstirring. ShabiDOO 08:14, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Jesus buttfucking Christ there is something wrong with you if you are unable to understand the value of free speech.-Hastur! (talk) 18:27, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
Hastur I get the idea that you don't have the slightest fucking clue what free speech is. ShabiDOO 21:06, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
Guys, why don't we keep this within the Coop? We've already reached HCM 2 as it is. --Goatspeed. How's my editingCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my latest prototypes 08:21, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Agree. Bongolian (talk) 08:30, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Hastur does actually make a good point. Just sayin, my friends... AceModerator 08:48, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Well, that certainly answers my question in a rational, straightforward manner. nobsHell to the Thief! 09:20, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Hastur makes a stupid point. He's an idiot. Places change. Get over yourself. Muh freeze peach. We should not platform fascists and bigots. The fuck is wrong with you? Oxyaena Harass 13:03, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
You can say "freeze peach" as many times as you'd like, that's not actually an argument and it certainly proves nothing except that you have no respect for the values of this website you're so thirsty to be a part of-Hastur! (talk) 18:27, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
Funny that you decide to respond to this post but not Shabidoo's. Also what values? Practically everyone here disagrees with you on said "values" and the implementation thereof. Oxyaena Harass 18:45, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
Can't believe I'm saying this, but Good post!IveBeenFrank (talk) 13:04, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Good post! What? Oxy and I agreed? --Goatspeed. How's my editingCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my latest prototypes 04:08, 8 January 2021 (UTC)
Shabidoo understands better. It's nice to be validated by Ace, Hastur, but all he's validated is frankly a thin, naïve, selfish, stunted view of things that views general toxicity from people as just part of valued discourse and vital to community upkeep. He failed becoming moderator and he rather listen to Ace than the others that take issue with him. I don't want to be an active part of a community knowing that my complaints are taken not seriously and Robs asinine response to me is given more attention than me. I do not want any more responses to my talk page, but continue having fun with RobSmith, that's real important to you. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 15:51, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Hastur, this is a stupid point. Also you did this crap before when we were pushing out Ken for being a disruptive jackass. Assume good faith on behalf of other people, this is in their CS. Don't instigate poorly disguised "burn the witch" comments, it's not hard. Sirius (dog star / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 13:23, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

If you're reading this, you will be relieved to know[edit]

That nobs has finally been banned by a 18:5 Coop vote. (But don't get any ideas though; it's not because you and Duce staked credible LANCB threats. That was poor form, and please don't let us catch you doing such again.)

Anywho, PLEASE COME BACK! Your LANCB is making Mario sad! Don't listen to tools like Hastur; he's just sulking and clutching his pearls because this wiki has changed with the times (ONOZ1111!!!oneoneelventy11one!!111one!!!11!!), he lost the mod election and failed to be a lawyer/apologist for Kenny, LT, GR, and now nobs. I think I speak for all the other major editors here when I say that we miss you and @DuceMoosolini, and hope to Goat that you both will someday return to our site; your renames when you were a mod were very funny and inspired quite a few of my own; indeed, every time I rename a foul, pooty account I think, "What would LGM do?" --Goatspeed. How's my editingCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my latest prototypes 04:20, 15 January 2021 (UTC)

Yes. Now that Rob Smith is gone forever, I really hope that you will come back. Please help to shape this site into the kind of knowledge database and community that you can be happy and proud to be a part of. Spud (talk) 05:26, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
As should be obvious, I also miss your participation and would welcome your return. Bongolian (talk) 05:40, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Do we need users that throw fits and grandstand about LANCBing because they don't like other editors?-Hastur! (talk) 06:33, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Do we need users who have a childish meltdown when a far-right fascist apologist might get permabanned?-Flandres (talk) 06:50, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Your absence has really been felt here. I hope you come back ShabiDOO 08:13, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
I don't think you actually know what a far-right fascist is. Kevlarstar and his dog (Woof!) 08:39, 15 January 2021 (UTC)
Do you know what one is? Oxyaena Harass 09:55, 22 January 2021 (UTC)