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humanUser talk:Human 14:09, 22 January 2008 (EST)

Ha! Somehow or another, I have found this site! I am some crazy punk rock kid and neo-pagan with a computer and an ample supply of Jolt Cola!!! Victory is mine!!! My most recent victory is: I vandalized Bill O'Reilly's conservapedia article to say simply that he is a right-wing nut job and compulsive liar!!!

He alse refers to himself in the third person. Hey, Gooner, please sign talk page comments with four tildes, like this: ~~~~ - that will automatically put your user name and timestamp after your comment. Also, can you try to make sure that when you add stuff to pages that they don't already say it or imply it strongly? Thanks and, again, welcome! How cold is it there today? humanUser talk:Human 14:51, 22 January 2008 (EST)

The Goonie 1 14:59, 22 January 2008 (EST)Thanks for the tips, by the way. As stated, I drink WAY too much Jolt Cola, so I tend to get carried away sometimes. By the way, it's WAY too cold for anybody up here. Global warming can't come fast enough for me (just kidding).

You're welcome. By the way, put the tildes at the end, not the beginning, or you'll confuse the shit out of people. You know GW might make it colder where you are, right? humanUser talk:Human 15:18, 22 January 2008 (EST)

Again, thanks for the hints (this is the first time I have ever attempted to contribute to something like this). In all actuality, I think Rep. Michelle Bachmann is what is causing this cold snap, because it started after she said that Minnesotans are the "hardest working set" of Americans because more of us work 2 jobs or work more than 40 hour work weeks. Plus, she just looks like something out of a horror movie anyway.

You forgot to sign with the four tildes. Also, I would recommend lurking a bit before going nuts with editing - se how we do things, etc. Not that you're not welcome to dive in, but I'd like to think that by the time you do, you "know your way around". humanUser talk:Human 20:58, 22 January 2008 (EST)
The sad thing is, she probably thought it was praise. --Gulik 20:52, 23 January 2008 (EST)

Yeah, you're probably right. The main reason I joined was because there were soooo many articles on things and people I consider important that were missing from rationalwiki. For example, i couldn't find any articles on my late hero: Paul Wellstone. The Goonie 1 03:15, 23 January 2008 (EST)

I "redlinked" his name for you - follow the link and you'll be writing the article. I would recommend finding a similar article (another politician, say) and clicking "edit" to see some of the formatting things that should be included. But knock yourself out and write it. Try to include any science vs. pseudoscience and that sort of thing that you can, to tie it to our rather loosely enforced "mission" (see the main page for that). humanUser talk:Human 11:03, 23 January 2008 (EST)

Will do. Trust me, I plan on making my page on Wellstone as grand as I can. The Goonie 1 20:31, 23 January 2008 (EST)

Awesome! I also note your experimentation (on your user page). A very good thing. humanUser talk:Human 21:21, 23 January 2008 (EST)


If you want to experiment, build articles, test your wiki markup skillz, etc., you can easily create places that are "off the beat" to do so. Here is an example of how: User:Gooniepunk2005/sandbox. See, it's in your "user space", so no one gives a dang what you do there, but you can build an entire article safely from interference and embarrassment (due to typos, lernin' wiki skillz, etc.) in a space like that. And if you feel the need for more space, just replace "sandbox" with whatever you want and go to town. I do eagerly await your Paul Wellstone article... And if you're struggling with the wiki crap, feel free to ping me on my talk page with any questions. humanUser talk:Human 21:21, 23 January 2008 (EST)

Will do. And, again, I can't thank you enough for your help. The Goonie 1 02:33, 24 January 2008 (EST)
HA! I have updated my user page, and I think I am finally getting the hang of all this wiki stuff. The Goonie 1 14:41, 24 January 2008 (EST)
Very cool. Also, observe here how we use colons to indent talk page comments. I hope The Goonie 1 is enjoying his caffeine-enhanced time on RW! Oh, and you're welcome. If we didn't help out the newcomers we'd never get any more friends! humanUser talk:Human 15:11, 24 January 2008 (EST)


I saw that you tried to redirect Neopagans to Neopaganism. For future reference, a smoother, automatic redirect can be created by typing #REDIRECT[[article name here]]. It only works if there is nothing else on the page, though. Have at it! --Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 15:49, 24 January 2008 (EST)

Also, if you are making a link/new article, it's best to use the singular (neopagan). Leave the s outside the link and it will get colored as well: neopagans. humanUser talk:Human 15:53, 24 January 2008 (EST)
Ah ha! So that's how you redirect stuff! Good, because then I can (just for fun) have certain things redirect to my userpage (such as caffeine addict).
Just don't go overboard, or they'll just get deleted. Of course, anything you put in "fun" will probably survive. (PS, don't forget to sign your comments!) humanUser talk:Human 10:30, 25 January 2008 (EST)

I won't go overboard, I promise. The Goonie 1 11:44, 25 January 2008 (EST)


Caffeine.gif Sterilexx 08:31, 25 January 2008 (EST)

HAHAHA!!! That's awesome and quite hilarious!!!The Goonie 1 11:11, 29 January 2008 (EST)


You've been sysopped. Root around & you'll find that it doesn't mean a whole lot, but enjoy! ToastToastand marmite 07:27, 28 February 2009 (EST)

YAY!!! I've been sysoped!The Goonie 1

there's a sysop guide somewhere... try this. Totnesmartin 07:31, 28 February 2009 (EST)

I'd like to thank the good folks at RationalWiki, and my Mom, and my Dad, and everyone else for this honor....The Goonie 1

The goo folks? Hey, that reminds me... Totnesmartin 08:38, 28 February 2009 (EST)
HAHAHA!!! Ya gotta love typos.The Goonie 1 15:50, 28 February 2009 (EST)

Glad to see you back....[edit]

...enjoyed your contributions last year. Try not to take such a long break again. TheoryOfPractice 23:38, 16 April 2009 (EDT)

Yeah, I got caught up with college work. I promise (to the delight of some and the dismay of others) that I will be around more often from now on. The Goonie 1 01:54, 18 April 2009 (EDT)


I think I can out caffeine you any day......Ace McWickedbitch and moan 03:30, 18 April 2009 (EDT)


Nice to bump into another loyal fan - where/how do you listen to the show? By the way :( I reverted the Cheney nickname joke back to ours (Dick "Dick"...). Hmm, maybe we should just add a "nicknames" section? ħumanUser talk:Human 21:19, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

So you're quitting...[edit]

...because the mob thinks "Gaian Theory" is woo?

Dude, we all think some things that simply wouldn't fly here. How we manage that is how we survive here. Also, you never addressed my comment about that really poor "cold blooded aminals" thing. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:08, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Nah, I was just a bit upset that day. No big deal anymore.The Goonie 1 00:43, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Glad you're back, and your comments today on your talk page are noted and appreciated, forgiven, and all that, whether necessary or not. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:47, 15 May 2009 (UTC)


Here ya go. Don't go too overboard now! :) Javasca₧ masturbating rakes! 20:46, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Oooh!!! I'll have to get me some!!!!The Goonie 1 01:39, 19 May 2009 (UTC)


It wasn't you I was talking about, you were blocking a user who couldn't unblock themself. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:34, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

I knew that. Yes We Can is my current generic explanation for disobeying people. You have my ADHD and Obama to thank for that. And my war with TK is over now (thanks, again, to my ADHD).The Goonie 1 00:43, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
I see. If possible, can you confine your block warring to editors who can unblock themselves? (IE, other sysops) ħumanUser talk:Human 01:05, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Will do. Will do.The Goonie 1 02:03, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Better to beat up on me or Arthur. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:29, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

due to preparing for my band's first ever show.[edit]

Best of luck. Is it still on? ħumanUser talk:Human 08:34, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

It's still on, but we are to the point where we aren't soooo goddamn nervous that we are holding practice every hour of every day. We've toned it down to where I have freetime again.The Goonie 1 08:36, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Excellent! Now get nervous and practice every day again! These things go in phases - confidence, fear, confidence, fear - you should ideally play on the "fear" cycle. You'll be much better. ħumanUser talk:Human 08:45, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Sounds like my band before our first show. My knees were knocking but after a few songs, I felt great. 40-some shows later, it is nothing to get out in front of people and rip their fucking faces off... Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 19:29, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Nice! Rock on!The Goonie 1 08:55, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
What band would you liken your band's sound to, anyways? Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 21:21, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Probably, I'd liken us to Star Fucking Hipsters without the female vox. Otherwise, our sound is pretty unique.The Goonie 1 23:04, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Sweet! My (former) band had a lot of Misfits and old Social D influence. We started adding some songs resembling TSOL and Verbal Abuse toward the end. Anyhow, is the show still upcoming or has it already passed? If it hasn't passed yet, best of luck. One thing I noticed about playing live is that you, the musician are more critical of yourself than anyone in the crowd is going to be. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 23:38, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
The show is this Friday!!! We are psyched!!!The Goonie 1 23:54, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I hope you guys kick ass and take names. "Local" bands are the best part of music, and I wish you all the best of success and fun! ħumanUser talk:Human 03:44, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, man. You know, just because I can be harsh in my edit wars doesn't mean I am all that serious about it.The Goonie 1 06:21, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

"Oh, and I still don't give a fuck, because that's what punk is all about." Kick ass. All my best, and edit wars aren't about hate, they're just disagreements. Rip the house a new hole and have the best kind of fun there is - making music. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:40, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, dude. Will do!!!The Goonie 1 06:40, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Congratualtions on the ass-kicking and getting high on music! It only gets better... ħumanUser talk:Human 06:26, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah. The venue was small, but it still kicked ass. The crowd, mostly people who already knew us personally, but it still kicked ass. And so on and so forth.The Goonie 1 23:41, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
And now, the word of mouth will spread, and your venues will get more packed. If you haven't already, try to make a MySpace band page. That was a valuable tool to have, for listing show dates and posting some of your tunes. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 11:12, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, our lead singer made one a while back, but that lazy schmo hasn't updated it, nor will he give me the login info.The Goonie 1 03:58, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Cil teh lede singder! Hit them mit gitar! ħumanUser talk:Human 04:05, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Check out this[edit]

Here. You may want to chime in. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 02:32, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

I chimed in a little bit. Maybe, when I have more time, I will go through my entire 400+ album collection and dig up more.The Goonie 1 03:53, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Ooh, I have a bigger penis than you! (600 records, eight billion cds) ħumanUser talk:Human 04:46, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
Nice. I'm not sure how many of each records/cd's/cassettes I have, so I just lump the all together as 400+ albums. It's just easier.The Goonie 1 04:48, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Return to the Pit[edit]

I might recommend this radio show to you. Long running and very well done.

Monday nights from 11 EST to whenever

"Please, select you perferred media player:"

Sorry, website built by this year's freshmen or something. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:23, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Sweet, thanks man!!!The Goonie 1 (talk) 21:17, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
You're welcome! ħumanUser talk:Human 22:57, 7 July 2009 (UTC)


There is nothing more annoying than a person who block everyone, but won't sit out the block they receive. It comes across as childish. - π 03:53, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Nah, more like too much sugar.The Goonie 1 (talk) 04:19, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
I am trying to cut down on sugar myself, the problem is two or three teaspoons keep sneaking into my tea. - π 04:20, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
Sorry if I flipped you off, it is just kind of annoying when you are trying to write and you suddenly are hit with that pink box. - π 04:21, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
ACtually, I just need to make the brilliant comeback I had on the top of my head before I forgot it (goatta love ADD), but I did block myself again afterwards, and I did actually sit that one out. As far as the sugar goes, it's too much sodapop and energy drinks for meThe Goonie 1 (talk) 04:24, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Headers, etc.[edit]

Please don't use unnecessary capital letters, k? Tha's all, peace out. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:39, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I use many, many different formal writing styles during my day, and sometimes I confuse them in my head. Especially if I was just working a power-point or work instructions. Please understand the error of my ways here, and accept with a grain of salt that math (not writing) is my strongpoint.The Goonie 1 (talk)
No offense, I was just whining ;) All I was asking for is that you struggle to match our non-existent "manual of style". No harm, it's just if you can not over-capitalize, I won't have to re-edit your great contributions </ass lick>. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:16, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
That's fine. I will try to be a little more careful in proofreading my edits in the future. No big deal.The Goonie 1 (talk) 15:10, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

"and will complete his degree in March, 2008"[edit]

Time to update some of your user page? ħumanUser talk:Human 04:53, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Good point. Will get to it when I'm not intoxicated.The Goonie 1 (talk) 06:32, 19 July 2009 (UTC)
You drunken fool! Have some black coffee, a ciggy or two, a nice little lie down and you'll be right as rain in a few hours. SJ Debaser 10:21, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

"some fucking Neo-Nazi skinheads crashed the show"[edit]

I hope they left with a new "understanding" of "openmindedness" (I mean, cracked fucking skulls and crushed fucking nuts) ħumanUser talk:Human 04:13, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

PS, I meant that in a totally non-violent, metaphoric way, of course. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:14, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
You know, I've never encountered a Nazi-punk. I wasn't even aware it was a thing. Are they rude and obnoxious? What's their stance on the international Jewish conspiracy to control everything everywhere?WilhelmJunker (talk) 04:18, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
I have meet a few Nazi Punks in my time, most of which were not as hardcore as the would like you to believe. Ace McWickedNecron99 04:22, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
How many neo-Nazi punks are there up here in Minnesota, anyway? I heard that the neo-Nazis had a really lame turnout when they tried to rally up at the State Capitol a while ago. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 04:24, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Really, they didn't get further than the door before the owners called up everyone from the show to "Show them out". A bunch of drunken hicks spewing their "White power" line, as usual. I didn't really get to converse with them, except for shouting them down. Btw, there is NO SUCH THING as a Nazi punk, it's just a metaphor borrowed from the Dead Kennedys.The Goonie 1 (talk) 04:25, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

In all actuallity, there really probably isn't very many Nazis around these parts (south Minneapolis) due to the high composure of all sorts of minorities, I think them being here would be, and is, a losing battle. But I do here there is a lot of racist flyering going on recently in Eden Prarie and Shakopee.The Goonie 1 (talk) 04:28, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

I always thought the rule was, "the higher the admixture of minorities in the population, the more racists." Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 04:32, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps, but that includes all races, not just the white race. Most of the neighborhood around that house is actually Somalli, so we're not sure where those dicks came from, but we think they got wind of the fact that it was a show promoting such ideas as anti-racism and anti-sexism that attracted those scum.The Goonie 1 (talk) 04:34, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
So, they're just regular Nazis behaving like twits?WilhelmJunker (talk) 04:42, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Just regular skinhead trash. As local punk rocker Jim Ass once told me "Skinheads are as skinheads do; trash breeds trash."The Goonie 1 (talk) 04:44, 21 July 2009 (UTC)


Get well soon! EddyP (talk) 11:06, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Have fun! And try not to get addicted to ye ole painkillers. SJ Debaser 13:05, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I hope the healing proceeds apace and the pain is minimal. See you again soon! ħumanUser talk:Human 17:48, 27 July 2009 (UTC)


You're doing it wrong. Harmonic drug Hoover! 22:17, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Doing what wrong regarding caffeine? And forgive me if what I type makes little to no sense, I'm high on pain pills.The Goonie 1 (talk) 22:20, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey dude[edit]

Hope the face-related surgery went well. Enjoy the pain pills while they last! SJ Debaser 10:18, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah. I'm enjoying that and the fact that, for the next 2 weeks, I can't eat solid food (just whatever I can sip through a straw). Anyways, thanks for concern.The Goonie 1 (talk) 16:38, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
One thing I've realised recently is that time stops for no one. You'll be eating solids before you know it mate. SJ Debaser 18:36, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
I look at it this way: I need to lose weight, and according to the oral surgeon, I'm expected to lose up to 25 pounds due to not being able to eat solids, so I will probably look back at this in some strange way as a good thing (although having my jaw rubberbanded shut isn't all it's cracked up to be).
Having painful stuff done to your mouth is always fun. I had braces a few years ago and there was a stage where I needed to wear rubber fucking bands for about three months. Although yours is no doubt more painful consistently than my braces were, at least it's only for 2 weeks. SJ Debaser 10:54, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I know. Except that I do have braces, as well, so I know where you are coming from. The thing is, I have/had a really bad crossbite and some other "issues" with my jaw alignment, and the surgery was to fix most of them, but the braces are to guide the process. I will still have braces for at least another year. I swear, braces are just the dentists' form of BDSM.The Goonie 1 (talk) 21:55, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Haha, what a lovely personification of braces. By the way, Phantom Hoover says we need to go and suck up to him to get cratted. I'm just going to his talk page to threaten him until he does. SJ Debaser 10:30, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Let me know if it works. Although, when I'm not on painkillers, my interest in being a 'crat wanes significantly.The Goonie 1 (talk) 11:50, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Didn't work haha! But I don't think Pi is that fond of me anyway. SJ Debaser 13:04, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Ah, who wants to be a bureaucrat these days, anyway? Being a sysop is fun enough for me for the time being, and sysops are, literally, the backbone of this site. Besides, I don't think that Pi is fond of anyone.The Goonie 1 (talk) 21:24, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
I couldn't help but see Neveruse add him to his "I don't like" list because he's "way too serious" and I couldn't help but laugh. SJ Debaser 09:57, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh that hurts, mate. I don't dislike either of you. - π 10:07, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry Pi, I never said I disliked you. You're another guy on another computer in another part of the world, and I've got no problem with you. You just seem quite serious sometimes, but maybe that's just to me. SJ Debaser 10:58, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

I was just kidding around, Pi. The first thing people learn about me is that I poke fun at everyone, including myself. I dish it out well, but I'm also not afaid to be the butt of someone's lick's, either.The Goonie 1 (talk) 21:03, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Fall up[edit]

Blocking a random sock for 2 hours isn't going to stop him from cycling through proxies to get past the vandal brake on his main account. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 22:15, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Alrighty, I was just trying to prevent wandalism by attempting to block a possible outlet for Fall down. As I've stated before, though (when dealing with MC), I have seldom dealt with wandals, so I look to you that do for guidance on doing so. Cheers, mate.The Goonie 1 (talk) 22:26, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
A quick block to stop them in their tracks while you figure out how to use the bin isn't going to do much harm. It's slightly quicker as you can do it from the recent changes dialogue. Though you also have to remember that FD rarely signs into the accounts he made, prefering just to proxy up and do it again so it makes little to no difference. Scarlet A.pngd hominem 22:40, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Again, that's why I look to you guys. Up until today, the only wandal I dealt with was MarcusCicero during his last rampage, so I really have no experience in that area.The Goonie 1 (talk) 22:44, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Look up to us... oh dear. I wouldn't. Anyway, it's just a case of getting the hang of the software and finding where the bin is. Sometimes it feels like you need to act fast, but remember, most proxies give you crap speed so they'll probably only be editing once every few minutes. So relax, have a biscuit and RTM. Scarlet A.pngd hominem 22:54, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Seriously, don't look to me. I'm the one who blocked MC for 9 hours while I was fixing his nonsense and then unblocked him within 5 minutes, thereby appropriately earning his ire for breaking policy. Short blocks for actual misconduct are best in my world. Nothing preemptive really works for the reason Armondikov stated. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 22:57, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Sounds good. That'll be my approach from now on.The Goonie 1 (talk) 22:59, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Prior to the vandal brake getting used more consistently and properly, a few users used to pre-empt quite a bit with the Fred wandals. One would appear and then the Fred 2, Fred 3 etc. would get sequentially blocked... didn't work either. Still, there's nothing wrong with short to medium blocks if you just want to get someone out of the way for a little while (providing they're not sysoped and can get passed it easily). Scarlet A.pngd hominem 23:00, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Star Fucking Hipsters[edit]

Not fucking bad at all. I particularly like the bit about how they only have one cup of tea but in fact it's not enough for two people and so they need a second cup of tea. SJ Debaser 15:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Good. Glad you liked it.The Goonie 1 (talk) 01:02, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

I've gotta prove I'm an adult now...[edit]

I downloaded Pull my Strings off iTunes a few weeks ago and fell in love with it. Amazing guitar work from East Bay Ray in it. SJ Debaser 23:08, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh I know!!! East Bay Ray may be one of the biggest traitors ever, but he sure can play the guitar like a fucking genius.Lord of the Goons (talk) 23:11, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
I don't know alot about them but Fresh Fruit (the only album I have but I'm getting MOAR!) is blinding. And I do believe I've read stories about the band in general selling out Biafra... Almost as bad as Green Day... SJ Debaser 23:16, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Basically, Biafra's accounting error led to the band (including Jello himself) not receiving proper royalties. Ray used that as an opening to sue Alternative Tentacles (Biafra's label) for the right to the Dead Kennedys so that he and DH Peligro could go commercial with the band. The courts sided with East Bay Ray, and the punk community (at least in the US) in general considers East Bay Ray and the other ex-Dead Kennedys to be traitors now.Lord of the Goons (talk) 23:23, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
They were a way bigger band in America than Britain s'far as I'm aware as the British movement was quite Sex Pistols-centric and didn't last long into the 1980s. East Bay Ray had always had commercial ambitions though... by the by my yankie chum, aren't you supposed to be at band practice? SJ Debaser 23:26, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I am at band practice. Look up the song "Those Dumb Punk Kids Will Buy Anything" by Jello Biafra and the Melvins. It's basically Jello's take on what happened with him and the rest of the Dead Kennedys. Anyways, back to playing the bass.Lord of the Goons (talk) 00:06, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Bass is good fun. I'm a guitarist myself. The song's good, I'm listening to it here. SJ Debaser 11:12, 16 August 2009 (UTC)


Why? I know they're already in the bin, but that is evidently not enough of a hint to fuck off. The block I made would stop them making two edits, which will be two edits less that need reversion. SuspectedReplicant (talk) 21:34, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Whose talkpage you wanna take this up on, mine or yours?Lord of the Goons (talk) 21:39, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
I don't want to fight on either, but I replied on mine. SuspectedReplicant (talk) 21:46, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Good morning[edit]

This might tickle your interest if you haven't seen it. (Sorry, I couldn't get the embed working)

A mighty good cover - especially at the Middle Eight / Solo. SJ Debaser 10:33, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Even better news than the DK cover...[edit]

Phantom Hoover made me a bureaucrat this fair morn. Feeling that you deserve it more than I do, my first action was to make you one too! Here's our guide. SJ Debaser 12:33, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Sweet, thank you my friend!!!Lord of the Goons (talk) 18:59, 7 September 2009 (UTC)
My pleasure. If I was made a crat and you weren't I wouldn't have accepted it. SJ Debaser 13:26, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. I'd have done the same if the shoe were on the other foot.Lord of the Goons 14:06, 8 September 2009 (UTC)


I was on RationalWikiWiki this afternoon and I just noticed this, even though it was added 3 weeks ago. Lol! Thank you! SJ Debaser 16:23, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Your welcome. I couldn't leave out your much celebrated farting in peoples' userspaces. Now, I just need to get some people edit my article there (since I have done most of the editing about me).Lord of the Goons 21:38, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
Ta-da! Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 21:57, 10 September 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, man. It's about time that I not be the only one editing my own article. Although, I'm the bassist. Don't worry, though. I changed it.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 22:01, 10 September 2009 (UTC)
Shit, my bad. Just took a stab at it. I did the majority of work on my page, too. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 22:10, 10 September 2009 (UTC)
No big deal, you had a 25% chance either way, and you were partially right (I do backing vocals).Punky Your mental puke relief 22:11, 10 September 2009 (UTC)
I edited a good 50% of the info in my article - it was the most important stuff too, i.e. user info, name, country, etc. Fart!
Ah, sorry, I farted.
This page has been
gas attacked by SuperJosh.
SJ Debaser 14:38, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
About damn time you fart here!!! I've been waiting for you to fart on my talkpage forever!The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 17:50, 11 September 2009 (UTC)
I'm surprised I haven't done it before, seeing as you're one of the people I talk to most here. Also I edited your RWW article a wee bit. Didn't really add much, just reworded it. SJ Debaser 17:57, 11 September 2009 (UTC)


Welcome to Walmart!

I don't even know how to respond to that.... That's quite funny, LMAO!!!Lord of the Goons 03:13, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

Deleted pages[edit]

It is possible to look at the contents of deleted pages without restoring them. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 20:39, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

No, I know. I was thinking of restoring it, moving the code to my lab, and working on it again, but then I saw Trent's 20 minute warning, so I decided to leave it alone until the maintenance is completed.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 20:42, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

Thought you'd like this...[edit]

Block reason: Jpatt sez "Commie punk always loses."

Those bastard liberal punks are up to their ole tricks!!! SJ Debaser 23:08, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Hahaha, that's very amusing.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 05:25, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

A taste of the Pittsburgh punk rock scene[edit]

Of course there is Anti-Flag and Aus Rotten (and Poison, GAHHH!), but here is some of what is going on in my neck of the woods. Enjoy!

Sweet. One of these days, when I'm not being a slacker, I'll have to leave you a taste of what the Twin Cities has to offer.Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 05:27, 12 September 2009 (UTC)


Ah, sorry, I farted.
This page has been
gas attacked by SuperJosh.
I knew fart would get relocated - there was no doubt that someone would say it was off mission and move it. Not that I'm complaining of course, I deliberately created it in the mainspace to see how long until someone moved it. Cheers! SJ Debaser 00:48, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
Sounds good. Thank god my sense of smell is terrible, or else I'd be upset about your farting on my talkpage.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 00:50, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

(Holds nose)[edit]

Malloy's back (of course) and his diving board tonight is Creation] ħumanUser talk:Human 01:16, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

I know. I'm listening as we speak. The people that sub for him while he's gone are good, but they are nothing compared to the brash insanity mixed with skeptical thought that is Malloy.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 01:18, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
"That's the hard part about science; it requires one to think..." Hahaha, that's a good quote from the old man himself.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 01:40, 15 September 2009 (UTC)
I think Brad did a great job, but his show is not what we tune in to Malloy for. My favorite is when Mikey starts threatening to kill any rat bastards who bother him with his mostly defensive weapon of gun. We tune into Mikey for borderline psychotic, yet family-friendly, talk radio. Do you remember the "will Molly ever poop again" shows? ħumanUser talk:Human 02:19, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
I agree Brad did, indeed, do a good job. But he is just not insane enough to replace Malloy. I do remember the Molly poop episodes. THose were some good times.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 02:25, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

This user is a punk[edit]

This user was a punk 30 years ago. I don't know which one of us that demeans, but fuck off anyone who reads this, and fuck off anyone who doesn't. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:17, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Hahahaha! I think, by your tone, that you still qualify as being a punk, man. Cheers!AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 02:18, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
My only cred these days is that my parents still disapprove of me. And, oh yeah, we're out of beer, maybe. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:52, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
LMAO!!! Sounds like me and my roomate on a Friday night before we run to the liquor store.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 03:06, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
You'd be proud to know that it took 11 seconds to write that song, and eleven minutes to record it. Best 11:11 of my life ;) ħumanUser talk:Human 03:40, 16 September 2009 (UTC)

Gabe has been working for the Goon Squad[edit]

^^^ From the Clash's "Julie's been working for the drug squad."User_talk:Human#You_edits_upon_my_edits.2Fcontributions

Anyhoo, if you need help with the Goon squad attack force, feel free to nick the media wiki shicza from here. SJ Debaser 23:53, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

"Goon squad / They want you to come out to play / You'd better say goodbye" EC of course ħumanUser talk:Human 00:36, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
Gotta love The Clash.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 02:27, 18 September 2009 (UTC)


As a wind enthusiast, you'll enjoy this humorous tale of farting. Staff party the other night (as I'm leaving next week for university I got irresponsibly drunk and didn't got to bed til about 6AM) and I was outside having a sneaky ciggy with my mate, and just as we went outside he blew a big old fart out. Needless to say we both laughed uproariously for a few minutes afterwards due to elevated alcohol blood content, and I enjoyed it particularly as it was in the immediate wake of my fart article. You can't buy memories like that. SJ Debaser 00:41, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

Farts are funny whether you are stone cold sober or fucking blasted on methamphetamines. It matters not. I'll laugh every time. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 00:47, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
Ah fart stories. I was at a local punk record store here called "Extreme Noise" and they had an entire zine in their free box dedicated to fart jokes, stories, et al.Punky Your mental puke relief 02:17, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

Andrew Weil[edit]

Can you link something to that article of yours so it's not orphaned? Thanks...TheoryOfPractice 01:16, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

Will do when I get around to it next.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 02:18, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
Done and done, sir.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 02:26, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

where abouts[edit]

Where is discussion concerning the parole of our least favorite troll? Ace McWickedModel 500 21:23, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

TheoryofPractice's talkpage earlier this afternoon (CDT), we were discussing paroling him because, while he is a troll, we can just ignore him. The vandal bin, however, is for people who actually vandalize, which (while he may be an asshole), MarcusCicero isn't guily of vandalism. If you disagree, though, feel free to re-bin him. I am apathetic on this one.Punky Your mental puke relief 21:26, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

Leaving and Never coming back[edit]

Seems like Ace is the latest to join that illustrious club. No point in banning him, he'll want to come back in a few days anyway. They always do. MarcusCicero 21:50, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

A ban for 0*pi seconds is a ban for 0 seconds. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ I saw a pork chop athwart here... 22:25, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
He never really left to not come back anyways.The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 04:45, 19 September 2009 (UTC)


By advertising yourself as a non-comformist, havn't you just comformed into the group of non-comformists? Arn't you replicating the actions and behaviors of people who claim not to replicate actions? *finishes shattering sense of self-identity. ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ the can opener of all grease-nipples! 18:21, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

Not really, because I don't even conform to non-conformity. I don't conform to any system, really, and, yes that means I am unique but not useful at all.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 21:47, 21 September 2009 (UTC)
My head... confusion... *Blows brains out with a 9mm* SJ Debaser 23:34, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
Thank you. My response was meant to make little sense.Punky Your mental puke relief 23:35, 22 September 2009 (UTC)


Agreed, but so many edits & imports etc without any chat. I am eating Toast& honeychat 23:32, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

That's fine. But, before we start to hurl unkindness towards them, we should just talk to them and guide them along.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 23:33, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
If they're pissing about with things like {{quote}} they need stopping and then talking to. I am eating Toast& honeychat 23:41, 22 September 2009 (UTC)
Also, many/most of the edits are of a rather sloppy quality. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:05, 23 September 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, so give the guy some time to figure things out, and point the way if need be. But when Toast is threatening to vandal bin someone who, while they may not be the greatest editor here, seems to be, at least, well meaning with their edits, than I would rather take the time to show them the way and telling them how we want things done here rather than get pissed off and start getting mad. I remember (and you can still find on this very talkpage) when I started out and knew nothing about how to edit a wiki. Hell, at least JacobPatt can sign his name with ~~~~. I couldn't even do that. But then Human and RA took the time to show me the ropes, and now I make decent contributions here. I am more than willing to do the same for new editors here, because I know I made shitty contributions when I first started here.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 03:28, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

JacobPatt (a totally different topic from above)[edit]

Just looking at your user page, I wonder if you have watched the Ralph Nader documentary [1] , esp his comments on the discussion he had with Kerry.JacobPatt 00:13, 23 September 2009 (UTC)
I, unfortunately, haven't been able to see that documentary yet, but have wanted to. Why, what does Ralph Nader say?Punky Your mental puke relief 03:28, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

Hippy Hippy Hipsters[edit]

Ah, sorry, I farted.
This page has been
gas attacked by SuperJosh.

I know I've said it before, but I really do like the song on your userpage by Star Fucking Hipsters, mainly the chorus, and I'm listening to it off your userpage as I type.

Oh, and as for your goon squad unleashed on my talkpage, take this fart like a biatch! SJ Debaser 23:39, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Good, glad you like the Star Fucking Hipsters. They and the rest of the bands that spawn from Stza Sturge are some of my favoites.Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 03:54, 23 September 2009 (UTC)


The Buzzcocks are playing my town in November. Looking forward to that one. I'll headbutt someone for you. Ace McWickedCurrently Lurking..... 20:10, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

Kindly headbutt someone for me as well, particularly during Orgasm Addict. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 20:11, 23 September 2009 (UTC)
Will do, you can count on it. I'll also drink loads of beer and smoke many cigarettes for both of you. Ace McWickedCurrently Lurking..... 20:13, 23 September 2009 (UTC)
Do a shot of whiskey for me, too, please! Lucky SOB going to see a band I love. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 20:31, 23 September 2009 (UTC)
I'll do 4 shots for ya. And some crowd surfing and maybe a little speed. Ace McWickedCurrently Lurking..... 20:16, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
Fuckin' right! Hit the pit!Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 20:22, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
Then, when I am all twitchy and liquored up, I'll beat up some Straight Edges! Damn them and their "Warzone" (I think thats a straight edge group - if I remember correctly)! Ace McWickedCurrently Lurking..... 20:25, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
Nah, beat up emo kids. They suck more, in my opinion.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 20:26, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
You are quite right, though Emo's have dropped oput of fashion around these parts. Although we do have neo-emos. The same but better dressed. Ace McWickedCurrently Lurking..... 20:27, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
No, beat up computational linguists! Harmonic drug Hoover! 20:32, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
Emo is still strong here, and it bites my ass that it is. You get thousands of kids show up at the Fallout Boy show, and the Misfits can't sell out a smaller venue. It is just bullshit. I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 23:38, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
Same here in the MInnesota scene. You get The Casualties coming through town and barely sell half the capacity of the Triple Rock, but then Hawthorne Heights is coming in 2 months and they already sold out First Ave. Although, I can't say the lower-than-expected numbers at Casualties didn't have anything to do with the TCSP, because their sponsorship of events can usually cause some to not even consider going.Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 03:09, 25 September 2009 (UTC)


The image of a boot stomping a face when bloxoring is new, or at least new since the last time I blocked somebody. It's very satisfying, in a messed up kind of way. Corry 04:30, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

I think Theemperor had something to do with the boot to face thingy. I, personally, think it's hilarious.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 04:35, 1 October 2009 (UTC)


I'm online less and less now I've started Uni, so I just thought I'd nip in and say hi. Any new gigs planned for FUX? SJ Debaser 18:38, 2 October 2009 (UTC)

Hey, old friend! We have a house party/show we are playing on Halloween, but that's it right now. How's things in your world?The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 18:40, 2 October 2009 (UTC)
Good on ya! I'm having a great time at uni, i've been pretty substantially drunk every night for the last week, but now the actual course starts on Tuesday, so I'm gonna have to tone down the drinkering... The halloween gig'll be good. Are you dressing up or anything like that for the gig? SJ Debaser 12:10, 3 October 2009 (UTC)
Interestingly, we are all dressing up a characters from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, just for fun. I get to be Dr. Frankenfurter.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 18:04, 3 October 2009 (UTC)
I've never seen that movie funnily enough. My old girlfriend always went on about how great it was but I could never be asked to watch it. Halloween's a lot bigger in America than England though. That said, I can't wait for Halloween at Uni. Something tells me it will be a night to remember (although i'll probably forget it). SJ Debaser 18:39, 3 October 2009 (UTC)
Halloween is gonna be fuckin' busy for me. My band has a house party to play, it's my sister's birthday, I'm going to a late-night (about midnight) thingy I won't talk about (I won't discuss my religion on RationalWiki), and (if I can) I have to get around to downtown St. Paul for the local band Big Fuckin' Skull's big fuckin' Halloween party. Have fun at your university's Halloween stuff, though. Cheers! Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 18:42, 3 October 2009 (UTC)
Indeed I will. I'll let you know how it goes, and let me know how the gigs are. Thanks for the tea. SJ Debaser 19:14, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
Your welcome. Oh, and if you have common sense, you'll avoid the HCM debates about blocking MC, which (in my opinion) just feed his bullshit. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 19:24, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
Browsing just now I found a couple of them in the Saloon Bar - tbh I'm not active enough atm to get involved in debates, and at any rate, I've always generally avoided "trolls" if that's the easiest thing to stick on MC. I actually left Liberapedia officially last week. SJ Debaser 19:29, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
Wow, isn't that, like, half of the editors leaving then? I wouldn't know since I've never actually been over there.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 19:35, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
There aren't any regular long time editors there in the same way that there are here. Proxima Centauri has been the longest one for about 2 years, Ajuk still pops his head round the door every now and then, but I think that's about it. There's one or two editors there who've joined in the last couple of months, but that's it. I just didn't have time for both sites, and I was hardly on LP anyway, so I thought I might as well make it official and resign. SJ Debaser 19:41, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Makes sense. Kinda like how I am over at WikiSynergy these days, although I never was a big time editor over there anyways. As of late, I've been on and off over here; on for hours one day and not even looking at it for days after. Part of that is that, like you, I've just gotten too busy to spend time here; with my band, a new girlfriend and the like. The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 19:44, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

I know what you mean. Thing is, with me on LP it was before I found RationalWiki, and the sign up was because of Conservapedia. Congrats on the new chica, there's nothing quite like being in a relationship where you both truly care about each other (not that I know the ins and outs of yours obv!) I broke up with my girlfriend cuz of uni, but we're still friends. SJ Debaser 19:50, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

A collection of pop classics.[edit]

Listening to Reagan Youth - A Collection Of Pop Classics. Really liking the track "One Holy Book". Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 21:03, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Ooooh! I own that on vinyl and on CD. That's a classic, and good one! I'm listening to some Dead Boys right now, myself. Cheers!The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 21:05, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
Followed by "Back to the Garden". Good stuff. Ever heard Los Crudos? Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 21:07, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
I've heard some of there stuff, but I'm not too familiar with them, unfortunately.Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 21:09, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
I used to listen to them in my flaming youth. Might be an idea to revisit it I think. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 21:12, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
Good suggestion. I think I will have to pick up some of their stuff next time I hit up Extreme Noise Records.The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 21:15, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
I though of "One Holy Bible" about a month ago, and it seemed fitting to put it here. Aboriginal Noise Theist, barely hanging by a nail 21:45, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Dinner date is over, I am back now[edit]

How's it go? RaoulDuke 23:44, 4 October 2009 (UTC)

It went well. My new girlfriend and I are alot alike, except that I'm a mechanical engineer and she's going to school for biology. But, otherwise, she's pretty fun. Heck, she's the first girlfriend I've had who's jumped into a mosh pit with me.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 23:47, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
Does she come from a good family? What are her prospects? Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 23:52, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
Prospects are good. Like me, she came from a family of crazy hippies.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 23:54, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
I hope you are using protection. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 23:56, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
Lol, we've only been together for a month, so we haven't gotten that far yet. But I do practice safer sex, so don't worry.Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 23:57, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
A month?!?!? I've married women after dating them for less time than that. RaoulDuke 23:59, 4 October 2009 (UTC)
I use a rifle for protection. If you start waving one around and she stays you know its love. Ace McWickedThe Liquid Room 00:01, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Haha, good times. Well, now to go do the dishes. After all, to quote Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, ""But have we made it anywhere at all, if the dishes are never done? If we can't live without dishwashers, how do we live without cops?"Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi!

The same way we do in America, by democracy. I get to do dishes for a week, then my little sister, then dad. And please do remember to practice safe sex, or I'll sick my mom on you!(she's a neonatal educator( who goes on and on about it until I want to scream!))OpalHonors 14:20, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

Actually, the rest of the lyric goes "And so you're asking me: who does the dishes after the revolution? Well, I do my own dishes now, I'll do my own dishes then. And it's always the ones who don't who ask that fucking question." But, don't worry, I always practice safer sex.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 15:15, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Remember to take mine and Crundy's advice: do NOT fart during it. SJ Debaser 20:40, 5 October 2009 (UTC)
Best way to ruin it....toot....or burp...or any bodily function that isn't the expected ones...OpalHonors 22:15, 5 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm fucking awesome![edit]

AceMcWicked 01:51, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Well, yes. But that went without saying.Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 01:53, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Obviously not, or it would have remained unsaid...OpalHonors 01:54, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
We knew that, tell us something new :) ħumanUser talk:Human 03:29, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm fucking famous![edit]

Mike Malloy read my email on the air!

"Don't forget to mention that the "Project" on Conservapedia was initiated by its founder, none other than Andrew Schlafly - son of Phyllis Schlafly, and co-editor of the Harvard Law Review with Barack Obama [(check their article on BHO for a laugh or three...) skipped over] - of course, Barack was elected President of the HLR, and a few more things later in life.

Andrew, however, is now censoring the Bible with a handful of homeschoolers and wing nuts.

We watch and track many of the goings-on at CP at, among other more worthy pastimes."

I screwed up our url, but goes straight to He even said my name and mentioned my website. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:44, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Fucking right, man!!! That's fucking awesome!!! I was listening at that time, and just about shit myself when I heard that! That's better than the photo of me protesting the RNC that wound up in a German newspaper, the AP, and a Chinese magazine.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 01:47, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
That's why I posted my brag here first, I thought you might be listening. Glad you caught it! ħumanUser talk:Human 03:28, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

That is friggin amazing!!! I wonder how Andrew Schafly feels right now...OpalHonors 01:50, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

It doesn't matter. Assfly is a man with no testicles.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 01:51, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
I wasn't talking about the fact that he worked with Barack Obama, and hes accusing him of being a Muslim and all, it kind of gets the whole hypocrisy thing...OpalHonors 01:53, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Gotta love teh Trusworthy Conservapedia and it's leeder teh Assfly.The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 01:56, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Meh, for humor value? Why yes, its guaranteed to have me laugh my ass off at any point in the day...OpalHonors 01:58, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Hell, Mike Malloy may be a moonbat, but e's our moonbat. I bet one million drachma that nothing Assfly has ever e-mailed Reich-wing talkers has ever made it passed the screeners, let alone on the air.Punky Your mental puke relief 02:04, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Thanks :) What I was trying to do was get him of the blog-whore thing and reference the real source. What really kicked me, apart from hearing my name ;) was that he read the part where I said "rationalwiki". ħumanUser talk:Human 03:28, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Hell, I was talking to my brother (also a Malloy fan) after the fact, and even he is thinking of checking this site out now, since I told him what we are about after he asked.Punky Your mental puke relief 03:30, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Cool. Well, I thought of "bragging" to you first, since I know you are a Malloy fan. I just freaked out over hearing my name on the radio, and needed to share the freakout with a friend. Thanks for being there. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:57, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Definitely. And congrats again!Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 15:12, 7 October 2009 (UTC)
Congratulations. You're not awesome, but at least you're famous. If only there was someone awesome around here. Hey, wait! ConcernedresidentAsk me about your mother 17:12, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

I fucking stink![edit]

SJ Debaser 18:03, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

Ah, sorry, I farted.
This page has been
gas attacked by SuperJosh.
Hehehehe, I can tell. Whew, I better open a fucking window.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 18:26, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

TV Party last night tonight?![edit]

"I don't even bother to use my brain anymore!" You're right, a very funny song. SJ Debaser 11:14, 11 October 2009 (UTC)

Glad you liked that song.AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 19:08, 11 October 2009 (UTC)


...I feel for you. Tonight I'm suffering a minor bout of insomnia. It's 4:22 according to my Mac clock and I'm up listening to Monkey's Gone to Heaven by Pixies. SJ Debaser 03:22, 17 October 2009 (UTC)

You need a drink. I used to have this bottle of Raki that I brought from some crazy old Greek in Crete. It was like 80% and I kept it in the fridge for insomnia. 2 shots and pow. AceMcWicked 03:26, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
I bought four cans of beer earlier (Grolsch - I'm into that now, you can get a four pack from my local shop for about £4.50) and i drank em all before i went out this evening about 6 hours ago. i have a bottle of WKD, but i don't think that'd do the trick - something stronger like vodka. SJ Debaser 03:36, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
When I suffer insomnia, I say fuck it and get out of bed and do whatever the goat demands, even if it just means listening to the first Clash album at 118 dB, Police and Thieves over and over again... ħumanUser talk:Human 04:34, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
Thats what I do also. There's no point wallowing in bed, I get up and watch HardTalk usually. AceMcWicked 04:36, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
I was listening to slow songs on my iPod in bed reminiscing of old days. when that got too depressing i got up and Rationalwikied and Facebooked away listening to Pixies. SJ Debaser 13:31, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
Ah, HardTalk, bless late night specialist BBC programming... At least you don't need to be drunk to appreciate it, unlike Babestation, which I insist should be rebranded as "TV for Drunk People". Scarlet A.pngd hominem 14:42, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
See, when I can't sleep, I usually will just hit the scotch until I get tired and listen to some Misfits or Danzig.The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 15:03, 17 October 2009 (UTC)

That thing I did 421 days ago[edit]

What, this thing? Totnesmartin 18:23, 17 October 2009 (UTC)

Yes, THAT thing, lol.The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 18:25, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
Haha, well played Martin! SJ Debaser 20:22, 17 October 2009 (UTC)

Irrational numbers[edit]

Don't put new users in that group; it gives them bureaucrat powers. Why is it so important to you to tool around with somebody's user-status only a day or two after they start posting on the site? If you don't like the guy, just leave him/her alone. WëäŝëïöïďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 23:18, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

While I would like to give my 2 cents on this, I really think both you and that troll blew this one out of proportion.Conservative Punk 00:41, 18 November 2009 (UTC)