Talk:Paranoia

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Mother, he's LOOKing at me!

am not! are too! --jtl^talk 19:53, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Meet Mr & Mrs Needle

I have some friends here I'd like you all to meet - one is Mr Haloperidol, the other is Mrs Lorazepam. The arrive by Mr & Mrs Needle...... ;) Spica 19:57, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Got Goat?

Can I get goat with that?DocSock 19:58, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

Extra feta please, to go. I have a soccer stadium to visit. ~~ C®acker 20:52, 4 June 2007 (CDT)

A computer "bug"

Whenever I click on this page (that is, the Paranoia page) an image of a bug, walking around in a figure eight formation, appears on my screen. Is this happening to anyone else? Stilldeciding (talk) 02:56, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. Тy^Talk. 02:57, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

O.K, good, so I'm not crazy. (and there's not a bug stuck behind my computer screen. Stilldeciding (talk) 03:04, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

No. You're both just being paranoid. Apparently. Quaru^{cartilage - You can't explain that!} 03:11, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

:} Тy^Talk. 03:11, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

Whoever came up with that is quite intelligent. Blue (is useful) 03:06, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

I opened the edit window on this article and someone put a template of sorts on it. 68.194.13.74 (talk) 17:41, 11 July 2017 (UTC)

Should I get rid of it? Koafox (talk) 17:33, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

Please? It makes the article fucking unreadable. Carthage (talk) 17:36, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

It also clearly isn't meant for dark mode. Plutocow (talk) 19:55, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

I have tidied to get rid of it, but someone re added it. Koafox (talk) 20:21, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

I also re-removed it. Lavalizard101 (talk) 20:29, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

The bug is part of the page's humor. It's meant to make the reader wonder "wait, is there a bug behind my screen?" --Luigifan18 (talk) 20:30, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

Yeah, and if a joke gets in the way of making an article readable it needs to go. Carthage (talk) 20:32, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

There's a funspace article on paranoia; those amused by this should put it there. It's silly in a mainspace article. BobJohnson (talk) 20:33, 7 December 2023 (UTC)

I've never posted here before, but forgive my incompetence.... BRING BACK THE BUG! I NOTICED WHEN IT WAS LAST REMOVED, LOVED WHEN IT REAPPEARED AND FIND MYSELF DISAPPOINTED AGAIN....BRING BACK THE BUG! ^{— Unsigned, by: 142.169.16.116 / talk / contribs}

Fuck that bug.

Seriously, fuck that goddamn bug. Jesus Crust, that bug is both infuriatingly annoying and deviously clever at the same fucking time. Whoever wrote the code for that bug was a fucking genius. Salutations, whoever you are!--Palaeonictis (talk) 05:56, 16 June 2018 (UTC)

lol it's hilarious but really distracting; kind of conflicted — 𝗦𝗾𝗿𝘁-𝟭 ^{talk stalk} 04:09, 20 March 2022 (UTC)

im just going to say you all are just awful fucking monsters and i need to get some sleep. AMassiveGay (talk) 18:39, 21 March 2022 (UTC)

its no less disconcerting spotting it again after realising what it it is. AMassiveGay (talk) 18:43, 21 March 2022 (UTC)

If it bothers you that much, remove it or put its removal up for a vote. Bongolian (talk) 06:36, 22 March 2022 (UTC)

If you want to know, @Christopher put the bug there.[1] Bongolian (talk) 06:57, 22 March 2022 (UTC)

Finally!

Fucking hated that bug. Carthage (talk) 23:31, 5 November 2023 (UTC)

Voting to remove the gnat

This vote has been closed. Please do not add, remove or change votes. The result of this vote was: Mashed beneath a slipper --Goatspeed. Stalk me🎄CircularRasoning🎄Prototype lab 03:01, 8 December 2023 (UTC)

Yea This shouldn't be such a major issue. The gnat makes the article unreadable. Carthage (talk) 20:30, 7 December 2023 (UTC) Yeah I know it being there is part of the joke, but it comes across as an immature one. Lavalizard101 (talk) 20:32, 7 December 2023 (UTC) BobJohnson (talk) 20:34, 7 December 2023 (UTC) -Flandres (talk) 00:58, 8 December 2023 (UTC) The fact that it doesn't work in darkmode is reason enough. Funspace is a better place for it anyway. Plutocow (talk) 04:28, 8 December 2023 (UTC) Nay The bug is freaking hilarious. --Luigifan18 (talk) 20:32, 7 December 2023 (UTC) Goat Copy-paste it into this article’s funspace article, will do that once I find out how since it looks like the bug’s gonna be squished. --Goatspeed. Stalk me🎄CircularRasoning🎄Prototype lab 20:33, 7 December 2023 (UTC) Yeah. I cannot stress enough just how much I abhor that gnat. Carthage (talk) 20:38, 7 December 2023 (UTC) (UK pronunciation) It was gnat (nat/not) (g)necessary. Anna Livia (talk) 00:55, 8 December 2023 (UTC)