User:TheMyon/Ghostler

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Ghost's first avatar. We shit you not.
Skeletor Ghostler's second avatar.
Ghostler's current avatar, drawn by that brownnoser KaraszKun.

GhostPolitics is yet another right-wing Crank on the internet. He operates a podcast known as "True Capitalist Radio" (Formerly "True Conservative Radio", until he got pissed off at a certain ex-governor of Alaska.), which has gained a cult following due to his... audience.

We're starting this article and let's get started... RAAAT NAAAOW!![edit]

True Capitalist/Conservative Radio initiated as a Paltalk stream by Ghost, which will be talked about when I have access to a source on it that is not blocked by this stupid school firewall. Eventually, in 2008, he moved to BlogTalkRadio. His show was frequently raided by trolls from 4chan, Reddit, Ebaumsworld, etc. after the move. The show started becoming popular after a YouTuber named DarkRazorZ uploaded a video of one particular troll raid in which callers played a song whose title has long since been forgotten, but has been remembered as "Fuck You Texas", thanks to the chorus. DarkRazorZ had consistently archived portions of the show filled with troll callers, particularly the Twitter Shoutouts and Radio Graffiti segments. Another YouTuber known as Elfoxoloco followed suit, and has been archiving the more recent troll raids while DarkRazorZ is off doing military service.

The Good[edit]

This will be a short list of the rare occasions in which Ghostie is actually right.

Ghost has said a few things that, despite his insanity and rage, he does have a point on.

The Bad[edit]

This will be a short list of the many, many occasions in which Ghost is wrong. It will also contain examples of his pure unadulterated dickery.

Tinfoil Radio[edit]

This section will discuss Ghost's conspiracy theories, including crankery about moon landings, HAARP, Satanists, and eebill commies.

"It's All Nevada!"[edit]

Ghost seriously believes that NASA faked, not just the Apollo missions, but every other mission that has brought back data, including the ones where only space probes were used. Especially the space probe missions, it seems. He also thinks that Stephen Hawking's TTS device is not controlled by him, but some other nefarious group.

HAARPing on about the floods[edit]

Ghost also thinks that the recent flooding Texas has been receiving (as of 8 January 2016) was caused by HAARP. He has also threatened to start constructing cloudbusters that use Orgone energy to combat against HAARP's "weather warfare", and sell them THROUGHOUT DA WUUUUUUUUUUUURLD!!!!1!

Slave Trade Denialism[edit]

Ghost claims that black Americans were bred from the indigenous population, rather than, you know, being brought here in chains from Africa.

DA MAYSENZ!!!!!1!![edit]

Ghost once went on a MASSIVE tirade] about how the Freemasons are in charge of everything and control us through symbols, like the ones on bathroom doors. Or something.

Crank Magnetism: Fat Edition[edit]

Ghost is notoriously prone to fat-shaming, including creating a personal insult for "all these fat jelly-asses that are walking around in the goddamn shopping malls on their stupid hoverrounds". Said insult, "hambone", invariably ends up being used to insult him. Despite the fat-shaming tendencies, however, Ghost has denied that obesity causes any problems, up to and including saying "a stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away".

Being a Stumbling Mumbling Jerk Dick[edit]

Ghost has proven himself to be a humongous asshat on multiple occasions.

More to be added later.

NSM88[edit]

This subsection will discuss a certain unfunny failtroll caller by the name "NSM88", also known as Area Code 417. 417 was notorious for racist and anti-Semitic comments directed at Ghost when he called in.

The Lulzy[edit]

This will be a short list of some of the funnier moments of Ghost's show, including trolls calling in. Especially that.

See Also[edit]

  • Jesus Chatline gets trolled ALMOST as much as he does, but Ghost actually believes this tripe, unlike the guys who run Jesus Chatline.
  • Alex Jones, supposedly, rips Ghost off, especially in the 2011-2012 broadcasts. Ironically, Ghost has become an even crankier and noisier version of Jones.
  • Rush Limbaugh, who also uses nicknames for his call screener.

External Links[edit]

  • His BlogTalkRadio page will be linked here.
  • The wiki for his show, going into more detail about his show's personalities and topics.
  • Elfoxoloco's YouTube channel, featuring archives for the only part anyone really pays attention to.