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Dihydrogen Monoxide (sometimes euphemistically called DHMO) is a toxic chemical "They" don't want you to know about. The chemical industry is trying to foist this poison on you; DHMO is found in almost everything you eat and drink, and also in the air of cities with high levels of pollution. It is transmitted to newborns in their mothers' breast milk, and is also found in polluted lakes. Yet despite this, a few noble souls have tried, and succeeded, in living a natural, DHMO-free lifestyle. What about you?

DHMO facts

• DHMO is fatal when inhaled. In fact, forcing prisoners to inhale DHMO is a widespread form of torture, and DHMO was even used as a method of extermination during the Armenian Genocide. Yet you are probably breathing in this very chemical right now.
• Approximately 359,000 people die of DHMO inhalation every year.
• DHMO can also be fatal when ingested.
• DHMO is used in riot control equipment.
• Cancer, tuberculosis, malaria, and many other bacterial and viral diseases cannot survive in a DHMO-free environment. Despite this, DHMO is such big business that the State of California doesn't require a Prop 65 warning on it, unlike almost everything else (equally surprising is that Kendoll and the rest of the Conservatrolls haven't picked up on this to add to Conservapedia's list of examples of Conservapedia Proven Right, as in their article on Hollywood Values rightfully points out how California is full of shit).
• DHMO is only one atom away from dihydrogen dioxide, a known poison that is explosive, corrosive, toxic, and has been shown to cause cancer in animals.
• DHMO is used in pepper spray and countless types of floor detergent.
• DHMO is used in the manufacturing of such illicit drugs as heroin and meth.
• DHMO reacts explosively with sodium, potassium, lithium, rubidium, caesium, thallium, and francium.
• DHMO corrodes iron. (Imagine what it's doing to your insides!)
• DHMO is used in the manufacture of metal used in firearms and nuclear weapons
• Red blood cells burst on contact with DHMO.
• All venomous snakes, scorpions, and spiders contain DHMO.
• 100% of cancer patients had been exposed to DHMO within a period of 5 years prior to being diagnosed.
• DHMO is released from smoke stacks and car exhaust pipes.
• Many diseases can be transmitted through DHMO.
• There is a well-documented correlation between high consumption of DHMO and diabetes.
• Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Hideki Tojo, Benito Mussolini, Pol Pot, Osama Bin Laden. They all had at least one thing in common - they all consumed DHMO!
• All documented land-based maneaters ("Lions and tigers and bears — Oh my!), reticulated pythons, Komodo dragons, pigs, dogs, and Jeffrey Dahmer need DHMO for survival.
• Such dangerous creatures as alligators, crocodiles, box jellies, Great White Sharks, leopard seals, stonefish, cone snails, and blue-ring octopuses lurk in DHMO.
• DHMO and electrical appliances are not a good combination. DHMO in contact with electronics is a serious electric shock hazard.
• Frozen DHMO is a leading cause of traffic collisions and is even responsible for the sinking of the Titanic. The ship's wreckage is contaminated with ridiculously high levels of DHMO to this very day.
• In the powdery form DHMO causes avalanches, stalls trains, strands people in dangerous weather, and causes dangerous white-out conditions.
• It is believed that DHMO was responsible for the collapse of the Minoan Civilization, that DHMO was responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths in South Asia during December 2004, and that DMHO was responsible for thousands of deaths in Louisiana during August 2005.
• DHMO causes gasoline powered engines to fail.
• DHMO makes floors slippery, potentially causing injury.
• The government puts DHMO in all school lunches and prison meals, but omits it from meals sent to elite astronauts in outer space.
• All vaccines contain DHMO.
• Cults that practice baptism use DHMO in the ritual.
• Many homeowners insurance policies do not cover damage caused by DHMO, and DHMO voids many product warranties.
• DHMO attracts insects, rodents, weeds, children, in-laws, water softener sales people, and other pests.
• Though they won't mention "DHMO" anywhere, the primary reason for the establishment of local water utilities is for the government and big corporations to pump DHMO into people's homes, using more innocent sounding terminology for the nasty chemical. It's a conspiracy!
• DHMO is in all commercially produced baby formula, baby food, and pet food.
• If the global flood happened, both Biblical and scientific evidence PROVES it was almost certainly caused by DHMO, and those aboard Noah's Ark only survived due to being protected from the lethal amount of DHMO everyone else was exposed to.
• Since DHMO is already required to engage in any form of trading, the Mark of the Beast is very likely to be related to DHMO in someway, and it is highly likely that the mark will contain DHMO.
• DHMO provides breeding grounds for mosquitos and poisonous frogs.
• DHMO is one of the first ingredients in most beverages found in supermarkets, convenience stores, and even health food stores! It's also found in most food sold in stores.
• Teenagers have been known to use DHMO in various ways to harass people or otherwise engage in mischief. This is because Generation Z worships Satan due to brainwashing in public schools.
• There must be a link between DHMO and aliens because scientists get excited about the possibility of life on other planets when they find DHMO on other planets.
• Once a person has been exposed to DHMO, it becomes part of their DNA and it is impossible to rid their body of the substance without killing them. It is possible to reduce the amount of DHMO in their body through fasting, but they can never be DHMO free. This dependency passes on to future generations within the person's lineage indefinitely, with their offspring becoming dependent prior to conception.
• DHMO is a key part of the Russian Navy's naval warfare strategy. Russia's entire fleet of naval vessels would all be rendered useless in absence of DHMO.
• Presence of DHMO in rain frequently prompts the cancellation of outdoor events.

DHMO myths

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• There is a "safe" level of DHMO. In fact, no amount of DHMO is safe. Even small amounts are harmful. Buy a RationalWiki DHMO Detoxing Kit^tm today! (Only $99.99!) It's a small price to pay to make sure you stay healthy!

See also

• Dihydrogen monoxide
• Fun:Deoxyribonucleic acid — another dangerous chemical

External links

• Dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous substance that should be banned. This webpage provides all the important information you need to assess the issue.
• The origin of the anti-DHMO crusade