User talk:Étienne/Archive1

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Welcome to the ill-bred wiki! ^{— Signed, by: Neveruse513 / Talk / Block} 18:27, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

I see you have an interesting past. I look forward to your posts.--Bob^{Not Jim} 18:49, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

I deleted the image you uploaded to put on your user page, it seemed a bit "out there" and not coincident with the "message" on your user page... ħuman 20:04, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Is that your business? I looked at the rules here and there's nothing against obscenity. The shirt is a joke I make about my unfortunate circumstances, but the overall message is clear enough - stay away from me if you're a minor. Conservapederast (talk) 20:06, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Nobody is buying this. --PitchBlackMind (talk) 20:12, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Who is selling anything? Mind your business. Conservapederast (talk) 20:14, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Our Wiki, our business. ListenerX^TalkerX 20:16, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

I like your style ListenerX. Ace McWickedⁱ⁹ 20:22, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Bunch of pussies gang up on the loudmouth. Good strategy. Conservapederast (talk) 20:25, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

The "joke" wasn't funny, it was blatantly offensive. ħuman 20:31, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually we do have a rule against userpage obscenity.--Bob^{Not Jim} 20:52, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, and here too.--Bob^{Not Jim} 20:55, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

And yet this website is riddled with obscenity that never gets cleaned up. Fuck off. - Jerry Conservapederast (talk) 19:26, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

There is a difference between swearing and sex offending. It is a thin line though, I'll give you that. Assuming you're a former Catholic Priest and you like boys, what the fuck are you doing hanging around with a bunch of pussies like us? SJ ^Debaser 19:41, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Right now I'm just reading the website. It's really good. What are you doing? See how little relevance the answer to that question has to anything? Moron. Conservapederast (talk) 19:50, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Wankface. :D SJ ^Debaser 19:54, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Apostrophy

Thanks for the fixation - extremely embarrassing. ^{This message brought to you by: respond}_and honey 20:01, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. I'm sure you would have seen it and fixed it yourself. I jumped on it because I'm trying to appear useful here, as cantankerous as I am. Conservapederast (talk) 20:02, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Message from the RationalWiki Ministry of Demotion and Personal Impediment

Dear Étienne/Archive1, We regret to inform you that you have been demoted to the rank of sysop. You are requested to report to a bureaucrat, at your nearest possible convenience, to be assigned a mop and bucket for the purposes of cleaning up the mess around here. If you have any further questions please refer to the enclosed pamphlet So you are now a sysop. Your Sincerely, Sir Kevin Philips-Bong Jnr., Vice-Under-secretary of the Chief-secretary of the Personal-secretary of the Minister.

Do I need this to do what I was already doing here? I will continue to correct grammatical and punctuation errors here and there, but I have no intention of blocking users, as there appears to be no need for it on this website. But thanks for considering me, PsyGremlin. Conservapederast (talk) 17:59, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Name change

Hi "Jerry", I'd suggest that if you actually plan on sticking around as you say and want to be accepted a little more readily you get rid of the pedophilia shit and change your user name. You seem like a thoughtful guy and I've liked a few of your posts. Consider contacting a bureaucrat for a name change. I think you'll enjoy your experience here more if you follow my advice. It's nice place. 01:52, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Seconded. Ace McWicked^Necron99 02:10, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

I'd be glad to change your username, which carries so many connotations you may not wish to edit under. Let me know, here or at my talk page, and I will rename you. ħuman 02:37, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

I was just having a larf but decided to stick around. I'll think about an appropriate name. Thanks. Conservapederast (talk) 03:47, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

As a personal request could it please not include a reference to that wretched site? - π 03:50, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Do you want to pick the name for me, sir/madam? By all means pick away. Conservapederast (talk) 04:02, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Not really, it took me 5 minutes to pick mine. - π 04:10, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Can you put an animated gif into a signature template or whatever it is? Conservapederast (talk) 04:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Try help:wikisig. - π 04:10, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

And do us a favor, keep it small. We don't have many rules about that sort of thing, but please don't piss people off by making their pageloads slow as mud. ħuman 05:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Is a buttplug the size of other people's signature images OK? Conservapederast (talk) 18:33, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

You could have a competition to decide a new name and reward the winner with ten internet beers. Генгис^{Gum disease} 18:44, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Lulzy photo

Good one. I did appreciate it! Jfaartz 04:45, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Nah, I understand your reasons for disliking my copycat farting. Like I said on my talkpage, it was mostly a nod to my friend SuperJosh. I created this sock account in honor of him and SuperJosh, so I copy some of their humor as a tribute to them. Jfaartz (talk) 20:50, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

Vandal Binning Human

No. Don't even think about it. He is probably the most respected editor here, there can be no legit reason for doing it. Fun blocks are less that a minute, give him one of those. Sanity blocks are given in cases of extreme incivility or shittossing between two prominet editors, and are only given by other prominent editors, like when I blocked Human and Nx for a day a few weeks age. This is neither, just deliberate disruption. Don't try it again, or bad thing will happen to everyone involved. We have one flamewar already, let's not try for two. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 04:10, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

And quit blocking me, it's getting on my nerves, I'm trying to make substantive contributions here! ħuman 22:13, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

You're a disgusting hypocrite, hanging about in your secret forum, saying the most terrible things about people, and lacking in all accountability, apparently. And you're a bully, too. Conservapederast (talk) 22:20, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

I think Human is a pretty cool guy, eh makes 45000 edits AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!! --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 01:08, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

EPIC PHAIL!!!!1111!!!11! When invoking the Pretty Cool Guy meme the subject must never be an actual person. DickTurpis (talk) 01:22, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Wait, you mean that Human's an actual person? --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 01:27, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Nah dude, he's a fuckin' HUMAN!! SJ ^Debaser 23:26, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Lies! All lies!  ^srekaepsnamuħ   23:33, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

"I wish you'd just give up on causing trouble and take a hike already."

And you call me a bully. :-) Of course, I do agree with you, at least after the stunt in question. Peace. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:25, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Zelmerszoetrop's only goal as JacobB is to cause as much suffering as possible and is in that regard as bad as TK, if he isn't TK. The quicker he gets purged from CP the purer the experience over there. They don't need a childish dick like JacobB dumping more hate on the fire. Conservapederast (talk) 23:31, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Says the guy with a hybrid name of conservapedia and pederast. - π 23:33, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

portmanteau-- Antifly ^{Merged with Infinity} 23:36, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

He came by the name honestly, Pi. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:37, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Out of curiosity, can you come by a name dishonestly? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:42, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

I'd say my name wasn't honestly acquired were I not a defrocked and convicted pedophile priest and a lifelong political conservative who came here after being treated poorly by CP admin. Conservapederast (talk) 23:45, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Did you edit CP under that name? I can't recall...TheoryOfPractice (talk) 23:47, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Bad company to join, creep. 66.90.73.246 (talk) 02:45, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

I would appreciate...

...a very important e-mail (i.e. the TK-JacobB ones). Mucho gracias! EddyP (talk) 20:06, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Likewise. 22:16, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I would also be very interested to see these, please email! Cheers. DeltaStar_{Senior Sysop}^{Speciationspeed!} 01:06, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

My email seems to be screwed up - I haven't received anything at the address I used for this account. Please try again. Jerry 14:30, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

I don't buy this

I don't for a second buy it that you're some kind of paedo. EdmundBurke (talk) 12:53, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

I don't care what you buy. Anyone who's put the pieces together has already found me on the California Sex Offender Registry. Jerry 15:48, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Why would you be so proud of being a sex offender? It doesn't make sense. Either you have no moral centre or you are just taking the piss. I believe the latter is the case, though judging by the response it may indeed be the former. Have you no shame man? EdmundBurke (talk) 16:39, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm considering changing my login name. I originally signed up under this name because I was horrified by my treatment at Conservapedia. Yes, I'm a registered sex offender. I'm not proud of it. Since I haven't committed such an act in many years I feel I'm doing well in my recovery. I am grateful my prayers and hard work were rewarded by God, who is the source of all that is good in my life. Happy Christmas. Jerry 17:15, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

I suspect he's not so much "proud of his paederastic nature" as "required by law to announce it when in public". ħuman 21:57, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Add me! Add me!

Can you add me to your list of bullies and fascists? That'd be hilarious!!!! The Goonie Punk ^{Can't sleep, clowns will eat me!} 02:30, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

I only notice you being a douchebag. Are you a tyrant too? Jerry 02:36, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

I dunno, but you should add me just in case! The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 02:37, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

(EC²) Also, Theemperor is now Theautocrat, Neveruse513 is now Neveruse, and you made a typo entering TheoryOfPractice's name. ListenerX^TalkerX 02:38, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for correcting me. Jerry 02:46, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Yo bitch, I added some <big> tags to my name, just because I come with xtra facism. Just sayin'. --User:Theautocrat/Sig 02:49, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Correspondence

Did you get my (our from the look of the posts above?) email regarding your curious correspondence with TK? 05:42, 22 December 2009 (UTC)