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Racial Holy War is a role-playing game brainchild of Rev. Kenneth Molyneaux, member of a white supremacist cult (the Church of the Creator). It is a low quality game that could barely be described as an RPG. It is basically the pen-and-paper equivalent of the Ethnic Cleansing video game.

The setting[edit]

The "game" is extremely bare-bones (don't expect at all the grade of detail of Forgotten Realms) and assumes that in a not very distant future the world is about to collapse because the evil Jewish Illuminati have made whites a downtrodden minority — and of course through minorities pumping out babies whites have been largely replaced. Everything appears to be lost for the victimised master race except for a group of so-called "White Warriors" who will "cleanse the world of all the vermin" and "bring about a glorious White Empire." Suggested missions include assassinating celebrities or busting drug cartels.

The enemies, each with a special ability and named with a racial slur intended to provoke include:[1]

  • Niggers: Are described as "Smelly and stupid creatures" that will reduce your accuracy thanks to their body odor.
  • Latrinos, described as "Lazy and criminal vermin" with the ability to strike first (which seems odd since they are supposedly lazy).
  • Sand Niggers, "Scumbags" that have "declared the White Race as one of their many enemies in their 'Jihad' or holy war" and who will attempt to blow themselves up killing others in the process.
  • Gooks, who are "Timid, annoying, slanty-eyed dirtbags who desperately wish they were White", which can gain extra attacks in hand-to-hand combat from watching "fake martial arts movies".
  • Kikes, "the worst and most evil parasites that the world has ever seen", who can bribe the PCs with "Jewgold" to skip their turn thanks of the power of "brain pollution". In fact it seems that the white warriors are pretty weak without their magic.

The rules[edit]

The premise and mechanics of the game are intentionally repulsive. Abilities include "Clothesmaking" (such as making swastika shirts) and Holy Books of Creativity (the White Man's Bible" and which oddly enough can heal the White Warriors by "soothing and inspiring" them). Weapons are limited to a handgun, a shotgun and an assault rifle.[1] How one calculates the player's ability to use these weapons' is never explained, meaning the fearless White Warrior doesn't really know what they are doing (and more importantly, engaging in basic combat is literally impossible). There are a number of broken mechanics including the ill-conceived mechanics, such as the infamous "Intimidation" mechanic, where the so-called fearless and heavily armed White Warriors could be intimidated by a sufficiently large amount of children.

The game is designed to offend and spread white supremacy. It is likely even the most engaged white supremacist gamer will become terribly bored playing this garbage RPG as the mechanics are terrible and woefully incomplete to the point of complete unplayability. The Rev. Molyneaux couldn't write a book properly, as many pages seem to be missing and it ends abruptly without any sort of conclusion or even a full system. It can't even do white supremacy right, as the enemy non-white NPCs are objectively superior to the white player characters in every way.

Not technically the worst RPG, though. [note 1][2][3]

External links[edit]

Notes[edit]

  1. The throne of "worst RPG ever" is commonly held by the "Unholy Trinity" of F.A.T.A.L.Wikipedia, RaHoWa and HYBRID. While F.A.T.A.L. is often held to be the worst one of the three, some think RaHoWa is worse. Considering that F.A.T.A.L. has detailed rules for rape (which is encouraged as a character activity) and anal circumference stats, this is saying a lot.

References[edit]

  1. 1.0 1.1 Racial Holy War by Kenneth Molyneaux, Church of the Creator (archived from December 23, 2001).
  2. Review of FATAL. Darren MacLennan and Jason Sartin, RPG.net
  3. RaHoWa. Jason Sartin, Primary Error.