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This page is about electoral fraud. For fucking rats (if it actually fits), see bestiality.

"Ratfucking" was a term used by Richard Nixon's campaign insiders to describe the electoral fraud and dirty tricks they had often used against their opponents. Political operative Don Segretti, known for his expertise in ratfucking from his college days, was hired by the Committee to Re-Elect the President (CREEP) to work his ratfucking magic for then-president Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon in the 1972 elections, funded by laundered money coming in through CREEP slush funds. Segretti, along with a number of other ratfuckers, worked from within CREEP to destroy the campaigns of Nixon's Democratic opponents. Their methods included distributing deceitful letter and press releases, astroturfing "activists" and "protestors," disrupting political conferences using the old "order a hundred pizzas in someone else's name" trick, vote-contracting (literally paying people for votes), espionage tactics, false flag operations, and various other assorted general dickery. Among these ratfuckers happened to be Karl Rove, head of the College Republicans at the time. The term first came to general public attention with the publication of the book All the President's Men in 1974.

The most infamous incident related to the ratfucking techniques, besides the Watergate break-in itself, was the release of the "Muskie letters." CREEP members had gotten hold of Senator Edmund Muskie's letterhead and started "leaking" letters ostensibly addressed to other Democrats insulting various other Congressmen. One of the Muskie letters, called the "Canuck letter," implied that Muskie was bigoted toward Americans of French-Canadian descent (Muskie was from Maine). This FUD campaign reached its heights right in the middle of the 1972 primaries and Muskie's campaign imploded after his speech denying his authorship of the letters. The Muskie letters were ultimately the starting point that led Washington Post reporters Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward to begin to unravel the Nixon campaign's ratfucking methods and uncover the Watergate break-in.

Origin of the term

The term was first coined by political operative Don Segretti, who claimed that it had originated from his college days, when he stuffed ballot boxes for student government candidates. Roger Stone claimed that it originated from a University of Southern California fraternity. The term 'rat-fuck' dates all the way back to 1922, though it was not used for political operations until the 1960s.

Unrelated United States military term

In the United States Armed Forces, particularly the Marine Corps, the verb "to ratfuck" means to steal or disorganize items that do not belong to you. Originally it meant someone who stole all the candy from the rations. Considering that the military ration, the MRE ("Meal, Ready to Eat"), is called by a number of nicknames ranging from "Meals Rejected by Ethiopians" to "Massive Rectal Expulsion", taking the one thing to look forward to in them is a cardinal sin.

Known and accused rat fuckers

Major fuckers

• Lee Atwater
• Dwight Chapin — Deputy Assistant to Nixon
• China, according to Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd
• Chuck Colson — a Watergate burglar
• John Ehrlichman — As White House Domestic Affairs Advisor, he organized and later attempted to coverup the Watergate burglary
• Rudy Giuliani — foreign agent and comedy lawyer, responsible for all kinds of suspicious intrigue and political bullshitery on behalf of Donald Trump's administration
• H. R. Haldeman — White House Chief of Staff under Nixon, Watergate conspirator, former-advertising executive
• E. Howard Hunt — a Watergate burglar, CIA spook
• G. Gordon Liddy — lead Watergate burglar
• John N. Mitchell — As US Attorney General, he conspired to coverup the Watergate burglary
• Richard Nixon
• Scott Pruitt — climate change denialist and kleptocrat EPA administrator for a year under Trump
• Karl Rove
• Don Segretti
• Roger Stone
• Donald Trump, implied by Ted Cruz
• Dick Tuck
• Jacob Wohl
• Ron Ziegler — White House Press Secretary under Nixon

Minor fuckers

The known ones were all 'plumbers' (those immediately arrested) at the Watergate Hotel burglary:

• Bernard Barker — FBI and CIA spook, was an operative in the Bay of Pigs operation
• Virgilio Gonzalez — anti-Castro Cuban immigrant, recruited for his skill as a locksmith
• Eugenio Martínez — anti-Castro Cuban, paid CIA asset
• James W. McCord Jr. — CIA spook, a likely KGB mole
• Frank Sturgis — CIA spook (though the flawed Rockefeller Commission disputed this), worked both sides of the Cuban Revolution, a figure in some JFK assassination conspiracies, later involved with insurgencies in several countries

See also

• RationalWiki—just kidding.