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This is not a platform for any discussion with "ken" or any of his socks[edit]

Ken has been banned from contributing here in any form and is not welcome. He is banned on sight when he continuously abuses the wiki. Please do not solicit any communications with him. Thanks, —cosmikdebris talk stalk 00:13, 31 August 2021 (UTC)

Ok then. BeardOfZeus (talk) 00:14, 31 August 2021 (UTC)


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Hey Plutocow![edit]

@Plutocow Hey what gives? BeardOfZeus (talk) 00:55, 8 October 2021 (UTC)

If you disagree with someone, argue with them, don't spam the wiki over it. Plutocow (talk) 00:56, 8 October 2021 (UTC)

Why, Bongolian?[edit]

@Bongolian Why have you blocked me for 9 hours? I've got no time for this shit. BeardOfZeus (talk) 07:03, 11 October 2021 (UTC)

Could you at least not block me please? BeardOfZeus (talk) 07:07, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
Come on it was only edit warring. BeardOfZeus (talk) 07:14, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
@Bongolian Could you please answer me? I'm still waiting for an answer. BeardOfZeus (talk) 07:26, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
@Bongolian Could you tell me what was wrong with my edit? Was it spelt incorrectly, written in French, sexist, racist? You have never given me any reason. You just reverted it. BeardOfZeus (talk) 07:28, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
LMAO, those idiots have nothing better to do than just block productivity. (Profile) - (Spoke!) 12:57, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
Yow, BeardOfZeus just send one message and if no response, be patient and wait it out. If Bongolian isn't responding then he's probably attending to irl. Do something else for 9 hours. Oh and don't edit war; hopefully that's a lesson learned. Okey dokey. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 14:59, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
Despite what might appear to some like my ever-presence on RW, I actually do have a real life; I am not here 24/7. I reverted because your addition was insubstantial overall and included a sub-literate line ("It there, I promise. Trust me, bro"). Try to do better in your editing: 1) unless quoting, use proper grammar and spelling, 2) add links and references when appropriate, 3) make additions that actually add informative content. Bongolian (talk) 16:48, 11 October 2021 (UTC)
@Bongolian Can you next time try to TELL me what I did wrong instead of just reverting and blocking and then suddenly going AWOL? Those points I place in that Heaven article were real points people IRL used to "prove" that Heaven was real. Also, its obvious that I meant to write It's there, I promise. Trust me, bro.
I really don't want to be your enemy, so don't be rude to an ally. Suddenly blocking me for 9 hours without an explanation is not good online etiquette. As my dad use to say "Don't shoot yourself on the foot" BeardOfZeus (talk) 23:39, 11 October 2021 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────OK. Bongolian (talk) 01:32, 12 October 2021 (UTC)

And you should know from reading policy pages that edit warring is not good online etiquette and so is repeatedly messaging a user without giving them time to respond. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 01:41, 12 October 2021 (UTC)

Plutocow why have you blocked me again?[edit]

@Plutocow How am I feeding the troll? :( BeardOfZeus (talk) 04:19, 13 October 2021 (UTC)

Can someone please explain what I did wrong? BeardOfZeus (talk) 04:21, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Don't create pages for Ken socks, as that only encourages him to spam the wiki more. This was not the first time this happened, either, so you got a block. Also, have patience, geez. Plutocow (talk) 04:22, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
This wiki already has pages dedicated to Ken, as well as other Conspervapedia trolls. So I don't know how you expect that not to attract him. Plus he creates socks without any encouragement anyway. This is quite mean of you. BeardOfZeus (talk) 04:26, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Look, what I know is the very first section on your talkpage is telling you not to interact with Ken, and yet you ignored it, twice. If you really want to talk to Ken, go to Conservapedia. Plutocow (talk) 04:29, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
No, I haven't interacted with Ken at all since I was told to stop. In fact if you have check my logs I have reverted all of his edits on other people talk pages including my own and if I had the power to, I would have blocked him. Instead I have attempted to poke fun at him by showing him the page of have made. BeardOfZeus (talk) 04:35, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
You've created two talk pages for known Ken socks and you have additionally encouraged people to interact with Ken using your userpage. That is textbook feeding the troll. Don't do it again. Plutocow (talk) 04:42, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
If you see what I wrote in the Saloon Bar I wrote "When you block him also don't forget to send him my essay" That means I encourage you to block him. Also I don't want him to interact with me in my userpage, I'm trying to show Ken how stupid he is. I trying to show Ken my RationalWiki obsessive compulsive disorder page. That's all. No interaction, no nothing. Just view him that page. Also if I had the power to delete pages in this wiki I would delete them when I had no need for them. But I can't. BeardOfZeus (talk) 04:51, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Look, if you were willing to admit what you did was wrong and promise not to do it again, I would have unblocked you by now. And yes, trying to show Ken a page you made is an attempt at interacting with him. Plutocow (talk) 04:53, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Geez, y'all a bunch of Debbie Downers. Why happened to having a bit of fun? Isn't that what RationalWiki use to be with all its silly Fun pages and Conservapedia pages?? Fine I promise I won't do it again. I will never make any sort of fun against Ken ever again. BeardOfZeus (talk) 04:56, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
That doesn't really sound sincere. Read Don't feed the Troll before proceeding. Plutocow (talk) 05:00, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Oh how can I make it more sincere? Oh please, I don't care about Ken anymore. I just want to continue on my draft I'm currently working on. Lets just move on from this. BeardOfZeus (talk) 05:05, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Your ban expires in four hours anyway. Just let it be a lesson for the future and you'll be fine. You can work on your draft in Google Docs or Notepad or whatever in the meantime. Plutocow (talk) 05:10, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Why not end my block now, Plutocow? BeardOfZeus (talk) 05:16, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
I already explained why. I would've, if you had demonstrated a better attitude. Plutocow (talk) 05:18, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Remember, by constantly trying to litigate this you are wasting valuable time that could go to writing the draft. Plutocow (talk) 05:20, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
I COULD IF I WASN'T BLOCKED, DON'T YA THINK?? BeardOfZeus (talk) 05:23, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
Now you being really rude. Your sounding really patronizing and condescending. BeardOfZeus (talk) 05:24, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
As I already said, you can work on it on Docs or Notepad or LibreOffice or whatever the hell you use. And your comment of rudeness is pretty rich considering your behavior in this conversation and the previous one. There are other things in life outside RW, you know, why don't you just go outside for a bit. Four hours is far from an eternity. Plutocow (talk) 05:32, 13 October 2021 (UTC)


I only do these things with you in mind. BeardOfZeus (talk) 02:43, 31 October 2021 (UTC)

Well, hopefully you will learn to stop doing it. These people crave attention, don't give it to them. Plutocow (talk) 02:56, 31 October 2021 (UTC)
Oh come on, I apologise before about it but you refused to accept my apology. So what can I do? You made me like this, jerk. BeardOfZeus (talk) 02:58, 31 October 2021 (UTC)
The fact that you did it again shows that you were not sincere, only proving my point. Plutocow (talk) 03:11, 31 October 2021 (UTC)
The fact is that you didn't accept my apology the first time around. I even thanked you in your talk page, if you haven't notice, for Christsake! I admitted I was wrong and you were like "hah, fuck you anyway." BeardOfZeus (talk) 03:33, 31 October 2021 (UTC)
And you're still trying to lawyer rather than admit what you did wrong. Plutocow (talk) 03:34, 31 October 2021 (UTC)
I already did apology last time!! But you were like "nope, I don't like your apology." Seriously you are a bit of a jerk. BeardOfZeus (talk) 03:35, 31 October 2021 (UTC)
Uh oh, Walrus man is back @Gargoyle Probs want to do something about it heh @Plutocow?BeardOfZeus (talk) 03:54, 31 October 2021 (UTC)
Ooh, nipped it in the bud right there. Good job! BeardOfZeus (talk) 03:55, 31 October 2021 (UTC)

@Plutocow You should be there and block him. I can't block him. What else can I do? BeardOfZeus (talk) 00:17, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

Stop interacting with them in talk pages! It's not that hard to understand! Plutocow (talk) 00:18, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
Just wait until a sysop notices (it usually isn't that long). Usually troll IP created user pages like that get deleted eventually. PanGalacticGargleBlaster (talk) 00:20, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
He was being a bigot and troll, I had no choice. Hey, I have a good idea! Why don't you give me blocking rights? BeardOfZeus (talk) 00:24, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
Find something useful to do for 2 weeks. You're giving people here a harder time than it should. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 00:25, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
I just want to say I'm sorry for interacting with them - I try to blank their userpages without contact but sometimes they become aggressive, make me thing they aren't a sock when they are, and then don't for hours so I think it's even more likely. This is what BeardOfZeus should have tried. American time change coming up November 7, Andrew5 (talk) 00:36, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
Also, do not demote BeardOfZeus. He has a history of bad AFD's and is over-aggressive in general and he will just abuse them, forcing us to sysoprevoke him. (Though I doubt anyone would anyway). American time change coming up November 7, Andrew5 (talk) 00:41, 1 November 2021 (UTC)