Fun:Right wing bastards

The warm and ever-generous Alissa Zinovieva

A breed of people that became much more apparent in the 1980s when their deeds were celebrated. Their lineage can be traced back to biblical kings, and to medieval monarchs and nobles who did whatever they wanted without regard for the feelings of the majority. The mantra of the classic RWB is "Fuck you Jack, I'm alright".

Class members[edit]

Religious leaders[edit]

Most Popes, especially Discordian ones.
Fred Phelps — Thank God for his death. Bastard.
Tomas de Torquemada, poster-boy for the Spanish Inquisition.
Jerry Falwell — with his mother in an outhouse. Bastard.
Pat Robertson
James Dobson
Tony Perkins
John Hagee
William Donohue
Charles McVety
Ken Ham
Kent Hovind
Adnan Oktar
Duane Gish — famous proprietor and inventor of the infamous "argumentation" style the eponymously named "Gish Gallop", also dead. Bastard.
Henry M Morris — infamous founder of the modern day batshit insane Young Earth Creationist movement, wanted to take science back to the good old days of the Middle Ages, when such pesky things as freedom of religion didn't exist, also dead. Bastard.

National leaders[edit]

Emperor Nero (According to Suetonius, Nero tried to kill his mother through a planned shipwreck, but when she survived, he had her executed and framed it as a suicide.) (WP)
Constantine the Great, the Roman Emperor who legalised Christianity, oversaw the creation of the Nicene Creed, and then had his wife and son executed.
King Henry VIII of England — apparently seven wives wasn't enough. Bastard.
General Francisco Franco — still dead. Bastard.
George W. Bush
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ronald Reagan
Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
Sundry Medicis
Margaret Thatcher — Is Thatcher dead yet? Yes. ~~Bastard.~~ Bitch.
Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon — "I am not a crook." Firmly entwined right-wing politics with racism. Bastard.
Osama bin Laden
Stephen Harper
Karl Rove
Benito Mussolini — late for his last train ride. Bastard.
Adolf Hitler — turns out the Jews got the last laugh after all. Bastard.
Augusto Pinochet — every libertarian's wet dream come true. Bastard.
Saddam Hussein
Bashar al-Assad
Donald Trump
Jair Bolsonaro
Rodrigo Duterte — the fact that his party (the PDP-Laban) is considered left-wing by Filipino standards only makes him even more of an asshole.
Viktor Orbán
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
Boris Johnson — voted into office by 0.25% of the country, slightly more competent than his counterpart across the pond while being vastly more ineffective thanks to his predecessor throwing away his party's majority in British parliament.

Arts and letters[edit]

Michael Crichton

Media[edit]

Rush Limbaugh
Ann Coulter
Glenn Beck
Michael Savage
Pat Buchanan
Bill O'Reilly
Sean Hannity
Brit Hume
Jeremy Clarkson
Peter Hitchens
Christie Blatchford
All of Salem Radio Network
Daily Mail Teetering into wingnut territory in a country with neutrality laws for TV & somehow is still popular. Bastards.
American Family Association, summarized every weekday via the pretentious "Old Fart Hour", a.k.a. "Old Bastard Hour", on their hate radio network

Treasonous heroes[edit]

Celebrities[edit]

Charlton Heston — has cold, dead hands. Bastard.
Mel Gibson
Chuck Norris
Ted Nugent
Jon Voight

Modern "magnates" and press barons[edit]

Ernest Saunders
Kenneth Lay
Conrad Black
Rupert Murdoch
Robert Maxwell (who was a British Labour Party politician)

Just plain bastards[edit]

Conservapedians[edit]

The Grand Poobah of CP Can't even spell trustworthy correctly. Bastard.
The Knife
Ken Doll
All the rest of them

Mixed breeds[edit]

There are also people of an apparent dual nature who display complex behaviour, sometimes displaying all the attributes of a RWB but having charitable facets. It might be thought that this is intended to create a good public image and thereby deflect criticism, thus increasing profitability, but this is obviously not true. Is it...?