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This is the talk page for the most humble editor of them all! Criticisms are welcome here, even if they're petty. I have a long fuse. Just don't be mean; I don't listen to mean people. I do understand that you catch more flies with vinegar, but I'm not a fly.
Seriously, though: I lack the social skills to evaluate how others feel about me, so bluntness tends to be the best way to speak to me. Narky fluffball.png


You certainly seem to have picked up our lingo! Spud (talk) 13:08, 15 January 2015 (UTC)


As requested. Peace. AgingHippie (talk) 01:01, 13 February 2015 (UTC)

Preview is your friend[edit]

If anything goes weird with your indentation, it will show you right away. Also, it gives you a chance to notice whether you remembered to sign. If you make a habit of forgetting to sign, Aging Hippie will be all over you like pea soup on rice. Nobody wants to see that. Prosper in comfort, Alec Sanderson (talk) 01:49, 13 February 2015 (UTC)

Well, I was mostly wondering about how many to put, and where to put it, to correctly show which comment I'm responding to. Narky Sawtooth (Nyar~) 02:55, 13 February 2015 (UTC)
I don't know if anything is set in stone about it. The flexible rule I follow is to indent one more level than the previous comment, or one more than the comment I'm replying to. I think posting at the bottom of the section is most usual, unless somewhere else works better, for instance if you're replying to something way earlier. Alec Sanderson (talk) 03:02, 13 February 2015 (UTC)
I've never had peasoup on rice. We French-Canadians eat a lot of the stuff, allegedly, to the point where "Pea Soup" is old-school slang for quebecois," but I don't thing I've ever seen served that way.. Peace. AgingHippie (talk) 03:07, 13 February 2015 (UTC)
I did not know that. Please forgive me. I was thinking of diri blan ak sòs pwa which may also be familiar to you. I have a fondness for any kind of legumes and rice, dressed as you like. Alec Sanderson (talk) 03:14, 13 February 2015 (UTC)

"to humanize the user"[edit]

"Humanize" may be the wrong word there...--ZooGuard (talk) 09:58, 22 February 2015 (UTC)

I already made that joke. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 10:15, 22 February 2015 (UTC)

Nice to see a fellow furry in here[edit]

Welcome! Don't mind me, I mostly just post WIGOs and butt in on talkpage conversations with dumb comments. (Oh, and I'm LuckyTheFox on FA in case you got curious.) Vulpius (talk) 22:41, 22 February 2015 (UTC)

Hello~ =3 Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 05:01, 23 February 2015 (UTC)
Mind if I jump in? ('v') Sean Skyhawk (talk) 20:49, 22 March 2015 (UTC)
Did you bring snack cakes? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 21:24, 22 March 2015 (UTC)
I figured there would be some fairly decent people here. Seems to be the kind of website that would attract the furry crowd. It's just nice to actually see someonone that's really open about it. Sinclair Sanguine talk to Sinclair 17:03, 12 February 2016 (UTC)

You've earned your cookies[edit]

Thanks for coming to my aid. I hope you enjoy these sweet rainbow cookies. Spud (talk) 10:37, 24 February 2015 (UTC)

Yay~ Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 10:38, 24 February 2015 (UTC)

Learning from my mistakes[edit]

Thanks! I had no clue that 'despite' comes with a gerund (or noun). — Unsigned, by: Sophophobe / talk / contribs 14:14, 24 February 2015‎ (UTC)

What is this in response to? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 14:26, 24 February 2015 (UTC)
Oh, I see, now. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 14:38, 24 February 2015 (UTC)
I hope my response didn't seem cold. I sometimes forget about pleasantries and such. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 18:52, 25 February 2015 (UTC)
About me, there's no need for you to bother. Don't quite know how others would take it, though. --Sophophobe (talk) 00:06, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

Gamergate talk page BoNs.[edit]

Good luck in getting drive-by gator BoN's to answer your questions. They have their talking points memorized and will skip reading your comments in favor of defeating imaginary cultural-marxist SJWs with infographics and insults. It's a waste of time engaging them and the talk page was in fact protected until Feb 19th as a result of all the trolling, doxxing and CP they brought there. Typhoon (talk) 16:54, 24 February 2015 (UTC)

Oh, I'm aware. I find responding to them in a gentle way to be very relaxing, and it helps remind me of what's important in life. Also, I was around for the page lock. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 17:01, 24 February 2015 (UTC)

As predicted[edit]

Start a conversation, doesn't go your way, and then get banned. Typical. (talk) 19:15, 24 February 2015 (UTC)

I knew you were a coward too. You just like baiting people when you already knew the outcome right? (talk) 19:18, 24 February 2015 (UTC)
I wasn't baiting you. I asked you what you wanted changed, and you decided to push for that change by doxxing and outing. I was hoping that we could have a reasonable discussion, and that the article could provide a more fair view of GamerGate, but by the looks of things the article accurately describes you. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 19:24, 24 February 2015 (UTC)
Irony moment: He chases after you for reverting an edit war accusing you of being the one who deleted his comments, when it was clearly Hippie that he reverted for deleting it. Trick (talk) 19:27, 24 February 2015 (UTC)

Do not insult me...[edit]

First you call me a Neo-Nazi, then you annoy me even more... gwa! XY007 (talk) 01:20, 27 February 2015 (UTC)

Are you referencing something? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 12:47, 27 February 2015 (UTC)
Yes, that you are calling me a Neo-Nazi. (talk) 08:14, 4 March 2015 (UTC)
I remember you from TV Tropes. (talk) 08:15, 4 March 2015 (UTC)
(This is XY007 speaking).
I doubt it. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 21:45, 4 March 2015 (UTC)
They say not to insult, but then they accuse you of editting TVtropes, which is a pretty cutting insult. ikanreed You probably didn't deserve that 21:49, 4 March 2015 (UTC)
Greh. Being a troper is not an insult. (talk) 22:12, 4 March 2015 (UTC)

Signing bot[edit]

I sure do hope I sign this correctly, and that I don't get corrected by a bot! — Unsigned, by: NarkySawtooth / talk / contribs (signed by bot) 05:10, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

I too hope i don't get hit by the bot! It would be utterly and hilariously disastrous! — Unsigned, by: JordyHusky / talk / contribs (signed by bot) 05:17, 28 February 2015 (UTC)
Oh dear, I should maybe start remembering to sign my comments or something! — Unsigned, by: JordyHusky / talk / contribs (signed by bot) 05:29, 28 February 2015 (UTC)
Oops, I suddenly seem to have forgotten how to leave evidence of my visit. — Unsigned, by: Human / talk / contribs (signed by bot) 03:29, 01 March 2015 (UTC)

Might want to look at it seems to override edit conflicts? ħumanUser talk:Human 03:34, 1 March 2015 (UTC)

It's also currently set to ignore patrolled edits. This is pretty weird. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 03:35, 1 March 2015 (UTC)
Oh, I think I get it. It wrote up the edit, you saved, then it pulled up the page and changed it. I guess I need to have it pull up the page *before* it makes its edit, somehow. (also, as an aside, it's slower on talk pages because it intentionally omits the most recent 45 seconds of edits) Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 03:40, 1 March 2015 (UTC)
Even more "getting it:" The bot can't actually see patrolled edits as being patrolled, because that's not in his permissions. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 17:43, 1 March 2015 (UTC)

(bot) Unsigned post[edit]

On talk pages, please sign your comments using four tildes (~~~~) or by clicking on the sign button: SigButt.png on the toolbar above the edit panel. You can also indent successive talk page comments using one more colon (:) for each line. Thank you.

Greetings, human. I have automatically detected an unsigned message. I hope I am not bothering you with a false alarm. ~Mini Nyar (bot) 05:13, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

Cool bot![edit]

Hey, nice job with your bot. --TiaC (talk) 07:14, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

I suppose I should have left that unsigned so I could see it at work. — Unsigned, by: TiaC / talk / contribs (signed by bot) 07:15, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

(bot) Please sign your posts[edit]

Greetings, human. I have automatically detected an unsigned message. I hope I am not bothering you with a false alarm. It seems you have already received a notice to sign your posts, but here's another reminder either way. ~Mini Nyar (bot) 19:07, 1 March 2015 (UTC)


I have indeed seen what you did there. xD

Samstr (talk) 03:35, 7 March 2015 (UTC)

I see your Black Sabbath and raise you Flagpole Sitta.

--Madman (talk) 03:37, 7 March 2015 (UTC)The Madman

3 month ban for vandalism[edit]

Don't unilaterally ban users for that long. Sure that user's insistence that there's a grand unified conspiracy theory, and we'll get it if we just watch enough youtube videos, is annoying, but 3 months is a very long time. If you're gonna ban someone for vandalism, make it in the range of days. That's just my advice, not some rule or anything. ikanreed You probably didn't deserve that 13:33, 10 March 2015 (UTC)

Yeah, I was wondering if I made the right decision there. They don't seem likely to ever not vandalize, though. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 23:28, 10 March 2015 (UTC)
I'm OK with a 3 month ban. Narky seems right that, if you're going to post 700,000 bytes of YT links, 5 times, after being reverted and warned, that this guy is very unlikely to add anything to RW. Herr FuzzyKatzenPotato (talk/stalk) 23:34, 10 March 2015 (UTC)

Happy birthday[edit]

To me. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 01:31, 30 March 2015 (UTC)

Although UTC says it's the day after. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 01:31, 30 March 2015 (UTC)
Happy birthday! Don't worry, UTC is just part of the Evil Liberal Science Conspiracy to deny Time Cube. Cømrade FυzzчCαтPøтαтø (talk/stalk) 01:42, 30 March 2015 (UTC)
UTC Has Three Letters Which Is In Defiance Of Cube Truth! Time Has Four Letters The Educated Dumb Know This And This Is Bolded And Underlined So It Is Easier To Read!! Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 02:35, 30 March 2015 (UTC)


ill trade you a Nessie's Nine Iron for your Claidheamh Mòr'Legionwhat do you want from me 05:11, 11 April 2015 (UTC)

Alright. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 08:46, 11 April 2015 (UTC)
Stock TF2 is best TF2. FuzzyCatTomato (talk/stalk) 14:45, 11 April 2015 (UTC)

Why am I in your signature line?[edit]

"Hotwateramericano is paranoid!" I don't know why you'd say that, and I'm surprised you noticed me at all. Hotwateramericano (talk) 22:59, 18 April 2015 (UTC)

It doesn't, you're just paranoid. Get it? (There's a page on RW that says "consider all possibilities" or some-such, and it uses the same trick) Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 23:01, 18 April 2015 (UTC)
Ah, here it is. You'll note that you're on this list. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 23:03, 18 April 2015 (UTC)
Well shit, you got me. Hotwateramericano (talk) 01:33, 19 April 2015 (UTC)

...Clever girl. ConfusedLiberal (talk) 18:45, 27 April 2015 (UTC)

Yup I'm definitely paranoid.SolPyre (talk) 02:16, 15 July 2015 (UTC)
Damn, I'm paranoid. How do you do that with my name? Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 23:41, 22 August 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt
By uploading a fragmentation violation onto your GUI before you can log on to me. Obviously. (also, I thing there's a "username" template or something that makes it easy) Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 00:49, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

webcomics entry.[edit]

We do have a WIGO:Comics FYI. Nothing wrong with the blogosphere entry. Just letting you know. ikanreed You probably didn't deserve that 17:13, 29 April 2015 (UTC)

Oh, right. I remember now. I had been to WIGO:Comics before, and my thoughts were "Well, this is a depressing pile of a few xkcd and SMBC comics." Is it alright for it be mirrored with the same vote bar and everything on the comics page, so the comics page isn't so lonely? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 17:29, 29 April 2015 (UTC)
Unless just plain moving it is a good idea. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 17:32, 29 April 2015 (UTC)

Me on this list[edit]

Hello Snarky, i am jsut asking if you have something to do with me being on list and why am i on it — Unsigned, by: Bubba41102 / talk / contribs 15:21, 30 April 2015‎ (UTC)

It's because (SPOILER REMOVED DUE TO EPIC HIGHLIGHT TRICK FAIL) Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 15:29, 30 April 2015 (UTC)
You failed epically at that spoiler Bubba41102 42 is love 42 is life 18:16, 30 April 2015 (UTC)
I did? It works fine on my end. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 18:28, 30 April 2015 (UTC)
may be because im using chrome, at my work which is hyper restrictive n internet, so the code may just refuse to work. Bubba41102 42 is love 42 is life 18:32, 30 April 2015 (UTC)
Doesn't work on my Firefox at home either Super Dude,What does mine say? Sweet! 08:47, 1 May 2015 (UTC)
Dang. I guess that means my similar trick in the Saloon isn't working for some people. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 08:51, 1 May 2015 (UTC)

Just want this in writing[edit]

This is intended to mock my old Wikipedia user page and this wording was in fact used by someone to harass me.—Ryūlóng (琉竜) 07:52, 1 May 2015 (UTC)

[edit: struck out some stuff following new information] That would explain why they changed a true statement to a statement that was technically true but in a misleading manner. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 08:34, 1 May 2015 (UTC)

"I said I get it"[edit]

While I still disagree that HH's page is harassment, I liked how you dealt with it (read:politely asking instead of acting like an utter fuccboi). Thanks! |₹Λ¥$€₦₦ Star of David.png Everyone gets hugged and turns into Tang 15:12, 1 May 2015 (UTC)

GG Timeline[edit]

Timeline's meant to be an overview so I'm not going to try to squeeze this in but FYI, the only Gamergater tweeting "racist" stuff was j_millerworks, and his tweets were obvious nonsense to discredit the hashtag. Big diff between "yall got laptops? I do" with a pic of a stolen laptop (Ayyteam) and "to stay in your best rioting shape I recommend a raw vegan diet" (Jmillerworks), which no one except buzzfeed apparently is gullible enough to take seriously. Don't have to believe me though, check out the tweets for yourself. Sarah (HH) 17:41, 1 May 2015 (UTC)

Oh yeah and thanks for your re-phrasing earlier. Reasonable. Sarah (HH) 17:44, 1 May 2015 (UTC)

Hmm. That actually does check out. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 17:48, 1 May 2015 (UTC)
Lol, thanks for keeping an open mind. Respect. Sarah (HH) 17:55, 1 May 2015 (UTC)
What the --- I "lol'd" your "HH is paranoid" sig but that's gone now... this site is wacky. Sarah (HH) 17:56, 1 May 2015 (UTC)
(Edit Conflict) My rephrasing might not actually be that accurate, now that I think about it. I had been presuming that both pieces of information I had been given were true, since they weren't mutually exclusive. I had also noted the "vegan diet" tweet as being a joke on it and/or the people taking it seriously, but I didn't realize that was the @j_millerworks tweet; I should have actively looked for the tweet in question. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 17:59, 1 May 2015 (UTC)
Also, the "user is paranoid" sig has attracted quite a bit of hilarity. People always get paranoid and think it's actually telling them they're paranoid. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 18:01, 1 May 2015 (UTC)
Good stuff :) Man, your change may not be strictly accurate but it's fairer to gamergate than 90% of what's out there. I guess my bar for objective treatment's been lowered quiet a bit since the start of this, kinda sad. Anyway, thanks still. Sarah (HH) 18:07, 1 May 2015 (UTC)

Friending you on Steam[edit]

Hey, my gamer tag is Samforoverlord2016, I want to friend you on steam so we can play some games together. Please reply with your game-tag. Master Necromancer(fear me!) 18:01, 20 May 2015 (UTC)

You realise anyone who comes on here, even the cranks who come on here to complain can see this, i hope you like a lot of friend requests. Bubba41102Anonymous user is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike an editor 19:20, 20 May 2015 (UTC)
My Steam profile is linked to on my user-page. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 08:30, 21 May 2015 (UTC)


Rainbow trout transparent.png Whack!
You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Somebody just wants to let you know you did something silly.

Narky fluffball.png Ka-Thunk!
You've been whacked with a narwhal.

Take this seriously. Somebody won't let this trout-based warfare settle down without a manufactured escalation of arms.

MUAHAHAHA FᴜᴢᴢʏCᴀᴛPᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ﹐ Esϙᴜɪʀᴇ (talk/stalk) 21:01, 2 June 2015 (UTC)

Wh... What?! Don't whack me with... me! How do you even do that? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 21:02, 2 June 2015 (UTC)
ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ FᴜᴢᴢʏCᴀᴛPᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ﹐ Esϙᴜɪʀᴇ (talk/stalk) 21:08, 2 June 2015 (UTC)
Oh god, the brain is dead FüzzyCätPötätö (talk/stalk) 21:08, 2 June 2015 (UTC)
You best not be implying that I'm fat! That's all fluff! Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 21:21, 2 June 2015 (UTC)
Also, my other option is to have the brain impaled on a tusk. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 03:50, 4 June 2015 (UTC)


Why are so many people referencing me in their userpage and/or signature? Godless Liberal 10:28, 7 June 2015 (UTC)

Or does your signature have a template that shows the username of whoever is viewing it? Godless Liberal 10:28, 7 June 2015 (UTC)

It says "paranoid" for a reason. (It just shows your username) Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 10:57, 7 June 2015 (UTC)
It has a template. {{USERNAME}} LlamaPastor31 (discuss) 04:19, 8 June 2015 (UTC)


This. Scream!! (talk) 21:28, 7 June 2015 (UTC)

I put that there as a "deliberately not outdented" notice. I am very aware of the outdent template, since I added in the "reverse" parameter that other wikis have. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 00:36, 8 June 2015 (UTC)

I would serve my impilons green Ontario beef for supper[edit]

Do you like beef? Or do you shun it? I am atheist and don't care. But I have no stairs in my house. LlamaPastor31 (talk) 00:46, 8 June 2015 (UTC)

Then you are not protected? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 03:13, 8 June 2015 (UTC)
Anonymous user is not protected. LlamaPastor31 (discuss) 04:17, 8 June 2015 (UTC)
i am confuzzled oʇɐʇoԀʇɐϽʎzznℲ (talk/stalk) 04:28, 8 June 2015 (UTC)
Not surprised... your signature is upside down. LlamaPastor31 (discuss) 04:31, 8 June 2015 (UTC)
They're doing a stupid "I'm on another website that 15 years ago thought it was clever to have code phrases" thing. It's pretty cringe-inducing, to be honest. ikanreed You probably didn't deserve that 19:06, 11 June 2015 (UTC)
Surely that is offensive? (talk) 10:16, 12 June 2015 (UTC)


I don't wear shorts in winter, I wear pants. You? I have to say I am sort of surprised you got that reference. Eeeee. LlamaPastor31 Proudly pro-GamerGate! 23:01, 10 June 2015 (UTC)

What's with the logo?[edit]

It looks bad, no offense. LlamaPastor31 Proudly pro-GamerGate! 23:53, 15 June 2015 (UTC)

Y'mean the one on my pages? I put a narwhal/cat hybrid over it. It may not be centered right in some browsers. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 01:07, 16 June 2015 (UTC)


The IP hopping proxy user that everyone was sort of OK with me blocking is back and fucking up Talk:Timeline of Gamergate.—Ryūlóng (琉竜) 01:29, 16 June 2015 (UTC)

One thousand edits[edit]

For real this time. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 21:19, 11 July 2015 (UTC)

Rainbow trout transparent.png Whack!
You've been whacked with a wet trout.

Don't take this too seriously. Somebody just wants to let you know you did something silly.

Sir ℱ℧ℤℤϒℂᗩℑᑭƠℑᗩℑƠ (talk/stalk) 22:04, 11 July 2015 (UTC)

User:FuzzyCatPotato/trout The FCP Foundation (talk/stalk) 00:41, 13 July 2015 (UTC)


A friend has pointed out you're having fun with Parogar on Twitter. Also follow me back.—Ryūlóng (琉竜)

I am worried I may have been too condescending towards him. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 00:15, 30 July 2015 (UTC)
...And I was worrying despite him constantly saying "Of course, since I'm a good person, and you're not, I am better than you." to everyone. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 06:38, 30 July 2015 (UTC)


Totally the same person. I can continue a conversation on a different website. Wehpudicabok [話] [変] [留] 07:16, 4 August 2015 (UTC)

Gasp! Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 07:19, 4 August 2015 (UTC)


My screen is so dirty I actually didn't understand what the joke was supposed to be until now. WalkerWalkerWalker 07:24, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

Those kinds of things[edit]

Are The bane of using Monobook. Never work right (and ones that cover the logo are the worst, they always show up a few inches to the upper left and behind the brain)--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 17:02, 17 August 2015 (UTC)

My condolences[edit]

Sorry for your loss. KOMF 20:51, 19 August 2015 (UTC)


Thanks for the corrections. I was trying to figure out how to make the skin v. sin difference clearer, and that works a lot better. ℕoir LeSable (talk) 16:40, 16 October 2015 (UTC)

Lesser news of the interwebs[edit]

You have been nominated for a position as a moderator. If you wish to run, the deadline for you to indicate acceptance of that nomination is sometime on the sixteenth. WalkerWalkerWalker 11:26, 3 November 2015 (UTC)

Something's going on[edit]

with your Narky logo. It's covering the lower part of the Navigation toolbar on the side. Unless you did that because you like it, well then, go crazy. You mean to tell me the tamales were spiked?! Say hi! Look here! Amen! 02:32, 14 November 2015 (UTC)

Yeah, it does that some days. Each day it does that, it does it for everyone. I've got only some idea why. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 03:29, 14 November 2015 (UTC)
Ahh. I'd surmise a guess and say that different browsers or the coding used in MediaWiki software mucks it up, but I wouldn't be so sure. Maybe it has to do with the same glitch that affected Carpetbot and the RW images recently? You mean to tell me the tamales were spiked?! Say hi! Look here! Amen! 06:27, 14 November 2015 (UTC)
No, it's Nx's fault. Sort of. Mark the intercommie messages read. WalkerWalkerWalker 06:44, 14 November 2015 (UTC)
Oh-ho! Now I get it. I'll try escaping the box to a more global position. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 07:42, 14 November 2015 (UTC)

Finding rwikians in the wild[edit]

Here I am reading retsupurae comments when bam I see you. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 18:46, 17 November 2015 (UTC)

The internet is a small place. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 21:06, 17 November 2015 (UTC)
you wouldn't also happen to visit the paradox forums would you? So many ex rwians there.--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 21:51, 17 November 2015 (UTC)
Nah, I don't go there. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 05:50, 18 November 2015 (UTC)
I lurk on occasion, and I might've posted now and again. WalkerWalkerWalker 22:28, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

"Bicycle Wheel is paranoid"[edit]

WHO TOLD YOU THAT???? BicyclewheelToxic mowse.gif 19:25, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

Do you request an audience with the king of the potato people? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 19:46, 2 December 2015 (UTC)
If it's OK with Mr Flibble, yes. BicyclewheelToxic mowse.gif 19:50, 2 December 2015 (UTC)
Do you have a flying carpet? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 17:33, 3 December 2015 (UTC)

Socks are yours, too?[edit]

I get it, I'm [paranoid too!. You showed up on my page to wonder that I wasn't bullied away yet, and you seem quite obsessed with me despite that we had minimal interaction, so I'm wondering if the two socket puppet accounts to harass me and the user-page deletion attempt are from you as well? If so, I'll award you 2/5 points. There's some room for improvement. — Aneris ✻ {talk/ideas} 02:53, 13 December 2015 (UTC)

What socks? Also, are you aware that it's not actually calling you paranoid? Take a look at it while signed out, the message changes. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 03:10, 13 December 2015 (UTC)
Alright! If they aren't yours, sorry for asking. — Aneris ✻ {talk/ideas} 04:22, 13 December 2015 (UTC)

Something you might like[edit]

This user is only here for the

BicyclewheelToxic mowse.gif 15:42, 28 December 2015 (UTC)
What? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 19:49, 28 December 2015 (UTC)
Are you being passive-aggressive? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 03:42, 29 December 2015 (UTC)

RFC regarding topic[edit] — Unsigned, by: FAMAS / talk / contribs 16:32, 24 January 2016‎ (UTC)

This looks like spam. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 09:31, 25 January 2016 (UTC)

Nominated you for board of trustees[edit]

Just what it says on the tin.'Legionwhat do you want from me 07:35, 10 February 2016 (UTC)

Nomination for RationalMedia board election[edit]

You've been nominated to the RationalMedia Foundation election. Please accept or decline here; if you accept, you may wish to campaign. FU22YC47P07470 (talk/stalk) 18:55, 26 June 2016 (UTC)

Today is the last day to accept your nomination. oʇɐʇoԀʇɐϽʎzznℲ (talk/stalk) 13:07, 10 July 2016 (UTC)
I was sick in bed. =( Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 10:43, 13 July 2016 (UTC)
Feeling better? Luckily, they extended nominations. ℕoir LeSable (talk) 21:48, 13 July 2016 (UTC)

Hi Narky![edit]

Good to see you stick your head in, been a while since last, no? All the best, Reverend Black Percy (talk) 11:54, 27 June 2016 (UTC)

O hai[edit]

Glad to see you post! It's been a while since last time. I hope you're doing allright Th hug.gif Did you see the RationalWiki limerick contest submissions?? ^^ All the best, Reverend Black Percy (talk) 11:49, 5 April 2017 (UTC)

Here, some shameless self-promotion. I also wrote one for BW! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 11:57, 5 April 2017 (UTC)
[EC] Self-promotion. Called it. =P Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 12:02, 5 April 2017 (UTC)
[double EC] I'm doing alright. And, yeah, I did see the contest (and I think I get your hint). While not as rhythmically catchy, yours were very clever in breaking from the typical framing or whatever I'm thinking of it's seven in the morning and I'm not choosing words right. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 12:02, 5 April 2017 (UTC)
Haha, thanks Narky! I just hope they made someone smile :3
So, are you up late, or early? 2PM here in Sweden atm! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 12:10, 5 April 2017 (UTC)
Oh, and a belated happy birthday to you! (The 30th we just passed is your cakeday, right?) Reverend Black Percy (talk) 12:19, 5 April 2017 (UTC)
The 29th of March. I probably should have popped up and rubbed my birthday in everyone's face. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 12:20, 5 April 2017 (UTC)
[EC] Late, technically. Couldn't sleep, stayed up 'til morning. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Nyar~) 12:20, 5 April 2017 (UTC)

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