Zachary K. Hubbard
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“”…What I've done in this world is monumental. I have broken a code that nobody broke before. I have made more correct predictions about sports, celebrity deaths, and news stories than anyone has before. My work is truly important. I can't think of anyone in the history of The United States, literally, who has done something that's actually more important and empowering to the people. The knowledge that I have put out, which I have given to people for free for more than 4 years, and taught, you know, with non-stop dedication: this work has the power to do more for people than anything you can learn at any university, that you have to pay all this money for.
Zachary K. Hubbard (1983–) is an online conspiracy theorist, blogger, YouTuber, and, most of all, a crank. He is well known for his astounding accomplishment of
inventing discovering new gematria, his own conspiracy which teaches that the New World Order (NWO) is scripting everything (and we mean everything) in the entire world: sporting events, celebrity deaths, elections, you name it.
He runs a blog site where he
has banned everyone who refutes him posts nothing but shitty, non-falsifiable arguments that prove absolutely nothing: his Youtube Channels fair no better. But don't worry, his REAL proof can actually be found at his Patreon, which he charges $1 to $20 a month (depending on the membership level) to access.
In recent times, Hubbard has gotten so brutally exposed for his bullshit that even members in his own community have begun to call him out for it. Getting supporters of the very conspiracy theory that you invented to turn on you takes an unimaginable amount of fail, to pull off.
As you read about Hubbard's brain-smouldering arguments in the article below, you may well be scratching your head, wondering why any would even wasted their time writing this article in the first place. The answer is surprising yet simple: people actually believe him. Even worse, some actually give him money for his "exposes", in one form or the other.
- 1 Life story
- 2 Hubbard's daily life
- 3 Hubbard's argument tactics
- 4 Hubbard's Patreon
- 5 Hubbard and other theories
- 6 Hubbard reaches an incredible low
- 7 Hubbard vs. RationalWiki
- 8 A serious talk
- 9 In other news
- 10 See also
- 11 External links
- 12 Notes
- 13 References
Hubbard was born in Portland, Oregon on July 21st, 1983 (pay attention to those details, it's really important). He was raised Lutheran by his parents, but he no longer identifies as religious. He is no longer a practicing Christian, but has made it clear he has never lost his faith in God. In fact, he has explained how he believes God has placed him on the Earth, on the exact day he was born on, in the exact location where he was born, and even given his name as gifts from God to send him a mission and expose the entire world as being rigged by means of gematria. In other words, God allegedly used gematria to help Hubbard defeat gematria.
Hubbard claims to be a former teacher at a public school in Seattle, Washington, before being terminated for unknown reasons, though some say it was due to his off-duty conspiracy
exposing blogging. A fan of his unsuccessfully petitioned for his reinstatement (the petition closed without garnering a single signature).
On December 24th 2017, a car was driven through his house, presumably driven by the NWO coming to kill Hubbard for exposing them. Unfortunately for them, Hubbard is still alive and well, so it didn't work (if only they ran into his house with a tank instead). That same year, Hubbard had a police stake out at his house for unknown reasons, as well as an "unjust" restraining order for "insane reasons" (though we are never told the reasons). As a result of the latter, he is ineligible to own a gun.
Hubbard's daily life
In 2013, Hubbard invented his very own conspiracy called "Gematria" (or "New Gematria" to avoid confusion with the ancient, mostly harmless Hebrew practice of the same name). Using it, Hubbard claims to be a "truther" who has set sail on his epic quest to destroy the evils of the New World Order, to bring about a complete and total utopia where all the big bad government people in scary black suits rigging all the news, elections, tragedies like shootings, and even natural disasters, are destroyed once and for all, where all civilization will become like Mayberry at the end of literally every Andy Griffith Show episode, where we will all live happily ever after. Of course, given the fact that he frequently begs people to subscribe to his Patreon, asks for donations to his PayPal account, relentlessly self-promotes his book, and even tries shilling out his very own gematria merchandise, said description of Hubbard's motives can be disputed.
Hubbard runs a weekly radio program on the self-proclaimed Truth Frequency Radio Wednesdays at 9PM-12AM Eastern Time (Thursday 2AM-5AM UTC). Call him[note 1] if you want to just drop in and say hi, ask some questions, refute his arguments, and just plain ol' have a good time.
Hubbard has even written a 773 book on this subject. The front cover, which looks like it was done by a 3rd grader in Microsoft Paint, lists 4 "quotes" from anonymous (alleged) book critics. Curiously these testimonials were made before the book was finished. It is apparently a very commercially successful literary work: on Black Friday 2019, he sold an entire copy.
In December 2019, he launched a new community webshite for invited members only.
Hubbard and "censorship"
Being the hard worker he is, Hubbard is frequently persecuted for his daily exposing. He has had 20 YouTube channels taken down for violating the YouTube Community Guidelines (for this reason, skeptics are generally encouraged to archive his videos and use them later on to debunk him should his latest channel get taken down as well). He’s such an expert at self-destructive behavior he will start a new YouTube channel before the current cesspool of misinformation is deleted. Predictably, Hubbard blames YouTube for "censorship". He also claims that YouTube deletes subscribers and likes from his channel. Of course if Hubbard was really doing this much damage to the "powers that be", why hasn't he been assassinated yet? An entity of this magnitude would have the power and will to do more than just censor a "truther" by deleting YouTube likes or subscribers. Even "exposing" Trump's scripted assassination hasn't been enough to kill him. After driving an entire car through his house didn't work, they must have run out of ideas, so they just decided to give up and go home. Supposedly his blog site also isn't immune to censorship, or, if the NWO is feeling generous, they'll go easy on him and only send Russian bots to troll his blog site.
He has also thrown a big fit over being denied a Wikipedia page (though he need not worry now: their distant cousin, RationalWiki, is happy to oblige). In one of his YouTube videos, he claims to deserve a page for accomplishing more than anyone in the history of the United States. How Hubbard could say this with a straight face is likely the only talented thing he has ever accomplished.
Despite Hubbard's self-proclaimed deep hatred for censorship, on December 1st 2019, he mass banned everyone who debunks him from commenting on his blog ever again[note 2]. 17 days later, he claimed that "Russian traffic" (where he believes his
critics trolls come from) decreased since then, but apparently didn't have the brains (or guts) to show a chart with any data actually proving this.
Hubbard's argument tactics
So here is how Hubbard's conspiracy works. He finds corresponding, albeit completely random numbers surrounding a particular event, say a political election for example. These random numbers can include absolutely anything: how many days remaining in the year from the election, how many days into the year is the election, the percentage of votes the winning candidate receives, the number of votes a winning candidate receives, and, of course, using the 1=A, 2=B, 3=C etc format to "code" a candidate's name[note 3]. This is what Hubbard calls a "cypher". Using the online "Gematrinator" calculator, numeral values from an ever-increasing number of additional "cyphers" can also be thrown in should they conveniently fit Hubbard's "decoding", which he in turn uses as indisputable "proof" that said election was rigged from the beginning.
So, how well does this "decoding" actually work? Well, in 2016, he re-posted a bullshit "testimony" from a fan of his who claimed to have decoded the 2016 U.S. presidential election, claiming that Hillary Clinton was rigged to win the election. All we can say on that is this: if you voted for Hillary Clinton and were disappointing by the outcome, at least you can use it as an opportunity to laugh at Hubbard shooting himself in the foot once again. Hubbard also believes that Oprah Winfrey will become president in 2020. As of December 2019, the likelihood of this happening is about on par with the chances of waking up tomorrow morning to find a flock of snakes flying around the Empire State Building singing that "I'd like to teach the world to sing" song from the Coca-Cola commercials. Thus, with Hubbard on the verge of going 0 for 2 in United States Presidential Elections (since forming this conspiracy), that should tell you everything you need to know.
Politics, however, are just one of things Hubbard claims to have "exposed". He uses the same arguments for "proving" the corruption behind the National Football League, Major League Baseball, National Basketball Association, National Hockey League, and even (wait for it) golf. Needless to say, he is about as good at predicting sports as he is at presidential elections (did we mention he's on the verge of going 0 for 2 in this category?).
With rare exception, Hubbard relies extensively on arguments that are non-falsifiable, meaning that they are so bullet-proof that, conveniently, nobody can "disprove" any of them. Many of his arguments involve Hubbard re-visiting a political event/sports game/etc that has already happened, searching every numeric statistic imaginable for matching numbers, listing all the numbers that match (which means ignoring all the other ones that don't), and then pointing out how much of a "coincidence" such matching numbers could be: to the extent that the event being rigged or "scripted" by the NWO is the only possible, "rational" explanation (basically, an ex post facto prediction on Hubbard's part). But further, anyone who disagrees is either insane or willfully ignorant, OR, worse yet, is a government paid shill who is leaving troll comments to discredit him (this is not a joke, Hubbard actually says this: see Hubbard's Patreon for more info).
In other cases, Hubbard may also ground his arguments from a team he has already picked, which, strangely enough, is almost always the statistical favorite to win.
The NWO also can't seem to make up their mind as to which number they want to match-up either. In a single rigged event, at least a dozen or so numbers can match different statistics and "related" gematria numbers. Remember, when forming a gematria argument, always match up as many numbers as you possibly can: that way, no matter what happens, NWOdidit.
If you've read this far into the article and are a bit confused, don't worry. Here is an example of how Hubbard
makes up shit as he goes "decodes" rigged events.
Hubbard claims that the 2017 World Series was rigged by the NWO. To "support" (we use this word very lightly) his argument, he points to a number of absolutely coincidental uses of the number 52. Of course what really happened was Hubbard predicted the Astros in August of 2017, a time when they were easily the favorites to win, put together a bunch of 52s from random statistics, and when his easy-ass prediction came true, suddenly Hubbard has destroyed the NWO's reputation once and for all: in a nutshell, the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy (not to mention, why the NWO chose 52 specifically is never unexplained, but that doesn't matter, just go with it).
Here is a list of Hubbard's "clues":
- New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey pitched 52 days before the start of the World Series. Get it? Matt HARVEY, 52 days before the the World Series the HOUSTON Astros won, the team from the city flooded by Hurricane HARVEY: the game is rigged, there is no other explanation.
- Game 7 of the World series ended with 52 pitchers from the final pitcher, Charlie Morton: because every foul ball and strike is by absolute design, the NWO demands this. What do you mean why? They just DO, Dammit!
- Every game in the World Series started at 5:20 PDT: Remember, ignore the 0: they never matter in gematria.
- The gematria number for "FLOOD" = 52 (1=A, 2=B, etc in "FLOOD" = 52, and it flooded in Houston. Cannot possibly be chance, irrefutable proof the game is rigged)
- There were 52 inches of rain in Houston: apparently the NWO can not only control the weather, and literally every minuscule detail of it, but is ardently obsessed with every detail of it lining up with
coincidentalsports statistics because… reasons. Also, this totally depends on who you ask: according to nypost.com, it was only 51 inches.
- The Astros won the World Series 52 years after debuting in the now-abandoned Astrodome (note: this was not the same year the Astros debuted as a team. That was 3 years prior at the short-lived Colt Stadium).
- The World series took place during the "52 parallel".
- Houston was flooded on 8/27/17. 8 + 27 + 17 = 52
- And finally, we save the best for last: Dell Technologies founder Michael S. Dell was 52-years old at the time and was born in Houston.
Conveniently, however, he never seems to mention that in game 7, the final score was actually 5-1. Isn't it funny that the NWO supposedly rigged the number of pitches thrown in this same game, as well the number of inches it rained in Houston (and all without anybody except Hubbard noticing), but yet they couldn't rig the final score of the game itself (or at least they forgot to do this, oopsie-daisy)? Surely if the NWO was obsessed for whatever reason with "52" that the final score would be 5-2, not 5-1. Could it be possible that the NWO decided willfully not to set the final score at 5-2, since that would have been too obvious? Or it could just be Hubbard ignoring inconvenient data, that too. In any case, given the non-falsifiable nature of this argument, anyone who would disagree with it would be immediately laughed at by Hubbard and his followers for ignoring the blatantly obvious "truth" that the NWO deliberate puts in front of our eyes to mock our intelligence.
To put icing on the cake, Hubbard also predicted that the Astros would win Game 6 of the World Series. Had this happened, the Astros would have clinched the series and Game 7 would have not been necessary. SPOILER: Hubbard was dead wrong. One could only
logically conclude desperately argue that the NWO caught wind of his prediction video, then scrambled to change up the script at the last minute to avoid being exposed. Of course this leads any rationally thinking person to ponder why, if the NWO fears getting caught by the likes of Hubbard, they would ever go out of their way to make meaningless numbers line-up in the first place. The best answer that anyone can seem to give is that it's all because of elaborate religious beliefs of some kind.
Hubbard runs a Patreon which, for only $1-$20 USD a month (depending on membership level), you can get priority access to all of Hubbard's bullshit. In his account description, he lists all of his
at best partially successful predictions to convince unsuspecting readers to give him money. We decided to do a bit of fact checking, as should be done with any tall claim, and the results are shown below.
WARNING: The following section of this article may contain material which may cause brain smouldering.
Strangely enough, he has no information on the 2014 World Series, despite claiming that he's been "exposing" the MLB since 2014. His Nationals vs Orioles prediction could be the reason.
"2015 World Series - Called Mets in World Series in Spring Training"
Literally anybody can make a prediction like that without even being a professional sports commentator, let alone someone claiming to have de-coded the world's best kept secret. Hubbard actually gets this one dead wrong, he predicted the Mets would win (not just get to) the World Series in 2015 . SPOILER: he was wrong yet again. He also falsely predicted that the 2015 World Series might also be the "Subway Series" (Yankees vs Mets). As if Hubbard shooting himself in both feet wasn't enough, he shoots himself in the leg by he calling the series to go to 7 games and end on November 4th. The series only went to 5 games and ended November 1st.
"2016 World Series - Called Cubs to win World Series in Spring Training, and called it to end in Game 7, on 11/2, for the 112th World Series (Correct and Correct). Called Cubs to beat Indians before Playoffs began"
Hubbard spent much of the year claiming that it would be Astros/Rangers vs Cubs in the World Series: The Rangers were swept in the 2016 ALDS and the Astros did not even reach the playoffs. Oh, but that doesn't matter, he changed his prediction before the playoffs began. Hubbard sure does change his predictions quite frequently for someone claiming it's all pre-determined since before the start of the season. He also speculated at the Texas Rangers vs Washington Nationals reaching in the World Series as well: neither team made it past the first round of the playoffs .
"2017 World Series - Called Astros over Dodgers in August"
Hubbard waited all the way until August before making his prediction, which is totally what NWO de-coders do, when the Astros and Dodgers were literally the two best teams in MLB (the former had just acquired Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers). Making such an easy-ass prediction is a far-cry from proof that the NWO must have done it. Hubbard of course uses Hurricane Harvey instead as an excuse to praise gematria for his grand prediction. Prior, he had the Nationals winning the World Series. Hubbard further argued that orange (the Astros uniform color) represents fire, and blue (the Dodgers uniform color) represents water and fire always beats water. It seems in Hubbard's imaginary world, buildings catch on water, waterfighters show up to the scene, and spray the building with fire and save the day. There is also, as we have already mentioned, Hubbard's failed Game 6 prediction, so even if at least got the winning team right, it does not prove that the NWO is behind it (once again, literally anyone can do this).
"2018 World Series - Said look for Red Sox to win World Series in Game 5, in July, a span of 99-days from the Patriots winning Super Bowl 99: (Boston Red Sox equals 53)"
What Hubbard isn't telling you is that he predicted the Braves to be in the World Series: they lost in the NLDS to the eventual NL champions, the Los Angeles Dodgers (though Hubbard no doubt has a gematria explanation as a means of explaining away this supposed error of his).
"2019 World Series - Called Nationals vs Astros before postseason began, and called underdog Nationals to win the World Series in Game 5 or Game 7 (they won it in 7, the narrative we thought was most likely)"
NOT EVEN CLOSE. In what has become arguably the single most idiotic moment on Hubbard history, Hubbard posted a blog post claiming to have predicted this outcome all along, before unleashing an incoherent rant containing more profanity than a Samuel L. Jackson movie, directed at his
critics trolls. Because neither Hubbard's YouTube channel OR Patreon account show any evidence of this prediction at any point whatsoever, even some of Hubbard's long-time Patreon supporters (now former supporters) immediately called Hubbard out on his bullshit and unsubscribed from his Patreon.
"Called first three Warriors vs Cavs NBA Finals from start of season. Called Cavs to come back from 3-1 to win on real King James' birthday"
A thorough search of Hubbard's blog shows zero articles of Hubbard specifically predicting, in advance, that the the Warriors will blow a 3-1 lead to the Caviliers. How he can possibly claim this is anyone's guess.
"Called Warriors to sweep Cavs the year they did. Called Warriors to win June 12 the year they did."
Anyone who knew the bare basics of basketball saw the Warriors sweeping the Caviliers coming from a mile away (especially in 2018). How exactly does predicting this prove NWOdidit?
Called Broncos over Panthers in October for Super Bowl 50
Pardon, Mr. Hubbard, but you seemed to have misspelled "Broncos" as "Steelers" on your on blogging site. By now, you likely can literally smell the bullshit coming straight from your computer monitor.
"Called Patriots after Week 1 to win Super Bowl 51 (Had Colts before season began)"
Remember, to key to making predictions is to change them as events before you unfold.
"Called Falcons-Packers NFC Championship before season began as well that year"
Translate "Couldn't even make it to the SuperBowl this year without fucking it up".
"Called Patriots to face Eagles in Super Bowl 52 after Week 3 (Had wrong outcome but said if Eagles win, Zach Ertz would score winning TD, which he did)"
Translate "Completely and totally fucked up my prediction this year but fortunately I had a backup NWOdidit piece of evidence so they still did it".
"Called Patriots over Rams before season began for Super Bowl 53"
Time to play a game of scavenger hunt: today we look for the blog post where Hubbard predicts this. Nevermind it doesn't exist.
"Called both triple crowns before a single race was run"
Also said this in 2016, except we don't talk about that.
"Nailed 2 of 3 winners in this year's three big races, and in the race where I missed the winner, had the second and third place horses dead on."
"I got most right so lets ignore what I didn't", nothing new here really.
Of course this leads us to the rational question: why are any of his successful predictions (we are being extremely generous and assuming they even existed in the first place) proof of his outlandish conclusion when there are just as many incorrect predictions that he "forgot" to include? One would expect Hubbard's batting record (no pun intended) of predictions from his
webshite website to be chalk-full of exact outcomes of exact teams, exact scores, and exact everything with 100% accuracy. Strangely enough, this kind of accurate information seems to be completely absent, or at least very difficult to find. In fact, a simple Google search "Zach Hubbard predicts exact outcome" turns up absolutely no relevant results, minus Hubbard's Patreon page (before you even finish scrolling down to the first section of results, Google begins to show completely irrelevant results).
Hubbard and other theories
Hubbard does have videos on one of his defunct YouTube channels criticizing the flat Earth theory. Most likely, this is just to make himself look legit than he actually is. "Look guys, I am NOT a flat Earther! If you think I'M stupid, look over THERE!" is basically what his anti-flat Earth videos come across as to any rational viewer.
Hubbard also claims belief in the Lynnmouth Flood conspiracy theory, as well as the Boston Marathon Bombing false flag conspiracy, and pretty much any conspiracy theory minus the flat Earth.
Hubbard reaches an incredible low
Reaching an absolute low-point even for a batshit insane conspiracy theorist: Hubbard actually claimed the unfortunate death of 9 year old bat-boy from Kansas City was actually a fictionalized story made up to advance the NWO's gematria conspiracy . He also used a Tweet from former NFL running back Larry Johnson as an excuse for athletes "coming out" and supporting his theory, even though Johnson likely has chronic traumatic encephalopathy due to suffering memory loss, suicidal impulses, mood swings, and headaches all due to head injuries acquired from playing in the NFL.
Hubbard vs. RationalWiki
Hubbard has discovered this article on him and, not surprisingly, isn't too thrilled about it. He has uploaded what we can only assume is supposed to be a "refutation" of this article, but in actuality is a brief, half-assed response in-which Hubbard either could not or didn't feel like even mentioning, let alone refuting, a single argument presented in this article. Hubbard claims that we target him, despite not targeting other YouTube conspiracy theorists, likely out of fear of his marvelous "truth". Ironically, Hubbard should familiarize himself with our website more before criticizing it, because we do, in fact, cover many YouTube conspiracy theorists (as the ol' saying goes, the search bar is your best friend!). In any case, Hubbard should remember that he is actually a very unique conspiracy theorist who has (unfortunately) invented a new conspiracy theory previously unknown to the world. While he is not the only gematria conspiracy theorist today, he is largely responsible for starting the movement. This, of course, is remarkably different than targeting a dark corner Flat Earth conspiracy theorist when we have already refuted the flat Earth a thousand times.
His tirade didn't stop there, however. On November 8th 2019, he live-streamed what appears to have been a profanity-laced rant about Google "promoting" our article on him. If what he means by "promoting" is just our article appearing in Google's search results, than his argument utterly collapses instantly, as Hubbard's blog and YouTube channel also appear on Google's search result, meaning they are also being "promoted". Hubbard live-streamed this rant on YouTube, but for unknown reasons has removed it from his channel.
A serious talk
While Hubbard might actually be the best unintentional comedian who ever lived, it should be noted that he has also actually damaged people's lives. As evidenced on the "Daily Dose of Gematria" Facebook page, some of gematria's supporters, aware that the majority will never accept Hubbard's bullshit, have actually become convinced that their lives are utterly hopeless. Hopefully some will read this article and be able to free themselves from Hubbard's destructive grasp.
In other news
- His webshite
- His other webshite ("members" only)
- His Patreon
- His current YouTube Channel
- One of his former channels: now abandoned.
- You will need some of these by the time you finish reading through Hubbard's material.
- call now at 213-233-3998 in the US or +44.203.393.2871 in the UK to refute Hubbard today!
- Comments on his blog posts are now restricted to "members" only.
- And this is just to name A FEW. Listing every possibility would result in this article being so long it would crash your internet browser
- See the comments section to see what we mean
- See posts from November 2019
- Letters And Numbers by Zachary Hubbard (2019).
- Notice the chart on the page
- See the Wikipedia article on Lynmouth Flood § Conspiracy theory.
- See the post from November 8th 2019