Bronze-level articleList of actions prohibited by the Bible

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I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side.
—Ned Flanders, Hurricane Neddy[1]

There are a lot of actions prohibited by the Bible. How many have you done? Can you count them all?


[edit] Overview

The biggest single set of crimes are sexual in nature, usually punishable by the death penalty, followed by a whole set of religious prohibitions. It should be noted that things we consider sexual crimes (like rape and child abuse) are not what the Old Testament is talking about. Sexual transgressions typically relate to a failure to comport oneself (sexually) in a manner that the Israelites approved of. Adultery and masturbation were regarded as worse than than modern crimes such as molestation or rape — arguably because they challenged such moral issues as "Who of my children is really mine, so gets my land", and "The more sons I have the more land I can work, so the more money I own." Taken by the word of God alone, however, one just has to assume that God cares if you touch yourself or find someone sexy before you are married.

Though exactly why God should have such a deep and abiding interest in the sexual and marital predilections of his creations is not clear. The religious laws describe the various rituals and taboos involved in the proper way of worshipping the Israelite God, and also seek to prevent apostasy. At least in this case, the reasoning behind assassinating anybody who stepped out of line is clear.

There are also a few fundamentalist Christians such as the followers of Dominionism who feel that the death penalties as described should to be enforced today.[2][3]

[edit] Old Testament

The Hebrew Bible or Tanakh (the source for the Christian Old Testament), which forms the core texts of the Halakha, or corpus of Jewish divine law, include a surprising number of crimes which merit the death penalty as punishment. These laws were believed to form an integral part of the overall "Covenant" between the Israelites and YHWH. When the Christians adopted the Old Testament as their canon, neither they as a body, or Jesus as the Messiah revised or redacted any of these laws, for all they edited the Hebrew texts. Many of the following belong to the ceremonial and civil categories of the Mosaic Law, which Christians regard as defunct and Jews regard as binding on themselves only.

[edit] Sexual acts

All of these used to merit death in ancient times, however with the destruction of the second Jewish temple the Jewish Sanhedrin courts all but abolished the death penalty. In Israel (where Judaic religious courts still exist), capital punishment is allowed only during wartime and only for genocide, crimes against humanity, war crimes, and treason.

A few of these crimes demand that the "sinners" be burned to death rather than stoned to death, the more usual form of capital punishment. One can wonder why these crimes in particular merit this especially horrible fate.[12]

[edit] Food and drink

[edit] Religious

[edit] Violent and legal crimes

[edit] Parenting

[edit] Daily life

[edit] Things that don’t go anywhere else

[edit] New Testament

Although many — probably most — Christians maintain the New Testament ultimately served as an abrogation of the stricter forms and practices of the Mosaic Law, it did codify a few new prohibitions unstated in the text of the Old Testament.

Note that none of these are directly said by Jesus himself — indeed, as nobody was taking notes when Jesus was speaking we have no real way of knowing what Jesus may have said about these things, and all statements attributed to Jesus are ultimately inventions of the gospel writers.

However it is also worth noting that, notwithstanding certain episodes where he is claimed to have interpreted laws in a relaxed way (e.g., the Sabbath working law), Jesus did not explicitly say the old laws were now invalid, and dispensations from following them largely came as a result of the spread of Christianity to non-Jews by Paul of Tarsus. On the contrary, Jesus endorses Mosaic Law in Matthew 5:18 where he says: "For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished".[25]

[edit] Slaves

[edit] Women

[edit] See also

[edit] Footnotes

  1. Simpsons Wiki - Hurricane Neddy Quotes
  4. Applies to girls who are still in their fathers' homes, who lie about their virginity, and are presented to their husband as a virgin. The accused is guilty until proved innocent.
  5. 44 Interesting Facts About Hymens, “One study revealed that only 43% of women bleed during initial intercourse. Bleeding does indicate ‘breaking’ of the hymen. The ‘first bleed’ could be caused by tense vaginal muscles, inadequate lubrication, rushed entry, or vaginal abrasions.”
  6. Death by fire. This should probably be seen as a ban on sacred prostitution[wp]
  7. If she is not engaged you only have to marry her and give her father 50 shekels. No mention is made of the girl’s opinion, and no punishment is specified for raping a single non-virgin female.
  8. If it takes place in a field, the victim is spared because nobody would have heard her screams. Lovely.
  9. 9.0 9.1 Both the human and the animal die — because the animal is obviously responsible.
  10. "Your father's wife" is distinct from "your mother," as it was permissible at the time for men to have several wives. Both die.
  11. Mother, daughter, and husband are all burnt to death.
  12. One possible explanation is that those acts punished by burning were those considered forms of heresy or blasphemy and thus "crimes" against YHWH, rather than against other humans. This would certainly fit with the ban on priests' daughters practicing (sacred) prostitution (note that the Canaanite religion[wp] featured sacred prostitution and indeed one of its gods, Moloch[wp] ("Molech"), is mentioned several times in Leviticus 18 and 20). That would suggest that marrying a wife and her daughter was not "just" considered a sexual taboo, but an outright blasphemous act (possibly again connected to sacred prostitution and/or divine marriage[wp] rituals among the Canaanites). It would also mean that witchcraft was considered a "civil offense" to be punished by stoning, rather than heresy or blasphemy (unlike in the later Christian tradition). For instance, Jewish tradition has Solomon[wp] controlling spirits and demons, which was not seen as a problem, unlike his idolatry as described from 1 Kings 11:4 onwards.
  13. Blood in meat is not exempt. This would presumably include eating black pudding or blood soup. It would presumably also include any blood accidentally consumed when an Ultra-Orthodox Jewish mohel sucks the blood from a newly circumcised baby penis. (Yes, they really do this.)
  14. Stoned to death.
  15. Unless you're doing 'divine healing' on national television.
  16. Death.
  17. Kill everybody, including animals, and burn the town, and the people who do believe in that god. This is really some kind of "Exterminatus" instruction. The Bible is less specific about individual apostasy within the community. This is also reflected in the Qur'an, although the Sharia does have a stated law to follow in the event of an individual's apostasy that leads to either imprisonment until conversion, or the death penalty.
  18. Probably refers to human sacrifice which is not now as commonly practised. Or not, since Abraham is not punished for attempting to sacrificing his son. Or is it because God asked for that?
  19. However if a slave is beaten to death the owner is “punished” — not necessarily killed. If the slave survives the beating then there is no punishment-unless the slave's tooth or eye is damaged. This is part of a wide range of slavery laws in the Old and New Testament. (Genesis 9:6, Exodus 21:12, Numbers 35:16-21)
  20. Deuteronomy 19:20 explicitly identifies that the purpose of this is deterrence. "The rest of the people will hear of this and be afraid, and never again will such an evil thing (malicious and false testimony by one man against another) be done among you." Presumably all the other death penalties are assumed to be for deterrence as well.
  21. Both the animal and the reckless owner of the dangerous bull are to be put to death.
  22. Stoning.
  23. This commandment is the reason why Orthodox Jews often sport sidelocks and big beards.
  24. Kill all the men, make the women and children slaves.
  25. This is how it's translated in the New International Version, whereas The RationalWiki Annotated Bible uses the good old King James translation.
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