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There are uncountable actions prohibited by the Bible. How many have you done?
The biggest single set of crimes are sexual in nature, usually punishable by the death penalty, followed by a whole set of religious prohibitions. It should be noted that things we consider sexual crimes (like rape and child abuse) are not what the Old Testament is talking about. Sexual transgressions typically relate to a failure to comport oneself (sexually) in a manner that the Israelites approved of. Adultery and masturbation were regarded as worse than than modern crimes such as molestation or rape - arguably because they challenged such moral issues as "Who of my children is really mine, so gets my land", and "The more sons I have the more land I can work, so the more money I own." Taken by the word of God alone, however, one just has to assume that God cares if you touch yourself or find someone sexy before you are married.
Though exactly why God should have such a deep and abiding interest in the sexual and marital predications of his creations is not clear. The religious laws describe the various rituals and taboos involved in the proper way of worshipping the Israelite God, and also seek to prevent apostasy. At least in this case, the reasoning behind assassinating anybody who stepped out of line is clear.
 Old Testament
The Hebrew Bible or Tanakh (the source for the Christian Old Testament), which forms the core texts of the Halakha, or corpus of Jewish divine law, include a surprising number of crimes which merit the death penalty as punishment. These laws were believed to form an integral part of the overall "Covenant" between the Israelites and YHWH. When the Christians adopted the Old Testament as their canon, neither they as a body, or Jesus as the Messiah revised or redacted any of these laws, for all they edited the Hebrew texts. Many of the following belong to the ceremonial and civil categories of the Mosaic Law, which Christians regard as defunct and Jews regard as binding on themselves only.
 Sexual acts
All of these merit death.
- Having homosexual intercourse between men (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13)
- Commiting adultery between a man and a woman (Leviticus 20:10-12)
- Lying about virginity(Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
- Being the daughter of a priest and practicing prostitution(Leviticus 21:9)
- Raping an engaged female virgin (Deuteronomy 22:25)
- If an engaged female virgin, being raped in a city (Deuteronomy 22:23-27)
- Being male and practicing bestiality (Leviticus 20:15)
- Being female and practicing bestiality (Leviticus 20:16)
- Having sex with your father’s wife (Leviticus 20:20)
- Having sex with your daughter-in-law (Leviticus 20:30)
- Having incestual sex (Leviticus 20:17)
- Marrying a woman and her daughter(Leviticus 20:14)
- Having sex with a woman who is menstruating (Leviticus 20:18)
A few of these crimes demand that the "sinners" be burned to death rather than stoned to death, the more usual form of capital punishment. One can wonder why these crimes in particular merit this especially horrible fate.
 Food and drink
- Consuming blood (Genesis 9:4), Leviticus 17:10
- Eating a cheeseburger or anything that mixes meat and dairy (Exodus 23:19)
- Sacrificing anything with yeast or honey (Leviticus 2:11)
- Eating leavened bread (bread with yeast) during the Feast of Unleavened Bread (Exodus 12:15)
- Eating fat (Leviticus 3:17)
- Eating pork (Leviticus 11:7-8)
- Waiting too long before consuming sacrifices (Leviticus 19:5-8)
- Eating aquatic creatures lacking fins or scales (Deuteronomy 14:9-10)
- Eating any meat not killed according to the kosher practice (Deuteronomy 12:21)
- Eating peace offerings while ritually unclean (Leviticus 7:20)
- Being a male who is not circumcised. (Genesis 17:14)
- Trying to convert people to another religion (Deuteronomy 13:1-11, Deuteronomy 18:20)
- Worshiping idols (Exodus 22:20, Leviticus 20:1-5, Deuteronomy 17:2-7)
- Practicing magic (Exodus 22:18)
- Blaspheming (Leviticus 24:14-16, 23)
- Breaking the Sabbath (Exodus 31:14, Numbers 15:32-36)
- Consulting a psychic or spiritualist (Leviticus 19:31)
- Being a psychic, medium or spiritualist (Leviticus 20:27)
- Being a town that believes in another, non-YHWH god (Deuteronomy 13:12-15)
- Giving one of your descendants to Molech (Leviticus 20:2)
- Not being a priest and going near the tabernacle when it is being moved (Numbers 1:51)
- Being a false prophet (Deuteronomy 13:5, Deuteronomy 18:20, Zechariah 13:2-3)
- Performing any work on the Sabbath (Exodus 20:10)
- Going to the temple in an unclean state (Numbers 19:13)
- Engaging in ritual animal sacrifices other than at the temple (Leviticus 17:1-9)
- Manufacturing anointing oil (Exodus 30:33)
 Violent and legal crimes
- Murdering a slave (Exodus 21:26-27)
- Kidnapping and selling a man (Exodus 21:16)
- Perjuring yourself (in certain cases) (Deuteronomy 19:15-21)
- Ignoring the judgement of a judge or a priest (Deuteronomy 17:8-13)
- Not constraining a known dangerous bull, if the bull subsequently kills a man or a woman (Exodus 21:29)
- Striking your parents (Exodus 21:15)
- Cursing your parents (Exodus 21:17, Leviticus 20:9)
- Being a stubborn, rebellious, profligate, and drunkard son (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
 Daily life
- Planting more than one kind of seed in a field (Leviticus 19:19)
- Wearing clothing woven of more than one kind of cloth (Leviticus 19:19)
- Cutting the hair on the sides of your head or clipping of the edges of your beard (Leviticus 19:27)
- Touching the dead carcass of a pig (Deuteronomy 14:8)
- Dressing across gender lines (Deuteronomy 22:5)
 Things that don’t go anywhere else
 New Testament
Although the New Testament ultimately served as an abrogation of the stricter forms and practices of the Mosaic Law, it did codify a few new prohibitions unstated in the text of the Old Testament. Note that none of these are directly said by Jesus himself. However it is also worth noting that, notwithstanding certain episodes where he interpreted them in a relaxed way (eg. the Sabbath working law), Jesus did not explicitly say the old laws were now invalid, and dispensations from following them largely came as a result of the spread of Christianity to non-Jews by Paul. On the contrary, he endorses them in Mathew 5: 18, where he says: "For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished".
- Disobedience (Ephesians 6:5).
 See also
- List of actions prohibited by the Qur'an
- Examples of God personally killing people
- Ten Commandments
- ↑ http://www.religioustolerance.org/reconstr.htm
- ↑ http://www.theologyonline.com/DEATH.HTML
- ↑ Applies to girls who are still in their fathers' homes, who lie about their virginity, and are presented to their husband as a virgin. The accused is guilty until proved innocent.
- ↑ Death by fire.
- ↑ If she is not engaged you only have to marry her and give her father 50 shekels. No mention is made of the girl’s opinion, and no punishment is specified for raping a single non-virgin female.
- ↑ If it takes place in a field, the victim is spared because nobody would have heard her screams. Lovely.
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 Both the human and the animal die -- because the animal is obviously responsible.
- ↑ "Your father's wife" is distinct from "your mother," as it was permissible at the time for men to have several wives. Both die.
- ↑ Mother, daughter, and husband are all burnt to death.
- ↑ Blood in meat is not exempt. This would presumably include eating black pudding or blood soup. It would presumably also include any blood accidentally consumed when an Ultra-Orthodox Jewish mohel sucks the blood from a newly circumcised baby penis. (Yes, they really do this.) Also see above.
- ↑ Stoned to death.
- ↑ Unless you're doing 'divine healing' on national television.
- ↑ Death.
- ↑ Kill everybody, including animals, and burn the town, and the people who do believe in that god. This is really some kind of "Exterminatus" instruction. The Bible is less specific about individual apostasy within the community. This is also reflected in the Qur'an, although the Sharia does have a stated law to follow in the event of an individual's apostasy that leads to either imprisonment until conversion, or the death penalty.
- ↑ Probably refers to human sacrifice which is not now as commonly practised. Or not, since Abraham is not punished for attempting to sacrificing his son. Or is it because God asked for that?
- ↑ However if a slave is beaten to death the owner is “punished” — not necessarily killed. If the slave survives the beating then there is no punishment-unless the slave's tooth or eye is damaged. This is part of a wide range of slavery laws in the Old and New Testament. (Genesis 9:6, Exodus 21:12, Numbers 35:16-21)
- ↑ Deuteronomy 19:20 explicitly identifies that the purpose of this is deterrence. "The rest of the people will hear of this and be afraid, and never again will such an evil thing (malicious and false testimony by one man against another) be done among you." Presumably all the other death penalties are assumed to be for deterrence as well.
- ↑ Both the animal and the reckless owner of the dangerous bull are to be put to death.
- ↑ Stoning.
- ↑ This commandment is the reason why Orthodox Jews often sport sidelocks and big beards.
- ↑ Kill all the men, make the women and children slaves.