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Satellite image of Greenland.

Greenland is geographically part of North America, but culturally more associated with Europe, specifically Scandinavia, and is a quasi-independent territory of Denmark.[note 1] Greenland has a lot of ice and is not particularly green, while Iceland does not have much ice. In defense, Iceland isn't that green either. Nobody is quite sure how it got its name, although this may have something to do with Viking raiders who were all stoned out of their minds on cheap mead and hallucinogenic mushrooms who thought all that snow and ice glowed a really trippy green under the dancing northern lights. Far out, man.

An alternate explanation is that when Erik the Red[note 2] made landfall in Greenland, he was desperate for people to settle down there, and so gave it its inviting name, thereby launching history's first real estate scam. Although that region, (note the word region, not global), may have been slightly warmer for a period, life still proved to be harsh, keeping cattle and sheep penned 5 months of the year.

However, this didn't stop hardcore climate change denialists claim the word 'green' in Greenland proves climate science is a hoax. One wonders what does the country Turkey prove? The unfortunate Thanksgiving dinner table guest came from there? Moral of the story? Denialists clutch at straws.

The Vikings left, though, as there wasn't much there to loot and pillage, so they moved on to Minnesota and started a football team.

It mostly has Inuits and polar bears, and a lot of ice that is OMFG gonna all melt and make the oceans rise 20 feet and we're all gonna fuckin' DIE!!!! (So sayeth Al Gore). No penguins, though.

Officially it is part of Denmark, who granted it "home rule" in 1979. Unofficially, Greenland is rumored to still be teeming with big burly Vikings who plan on using it as a base to launch raids on Canada, New York, and other lesser countries.

Today, Greenland (or Kalaalit Nunaat as the locals call it) is in the process of attaining independence from Denmark; a 2008 referendum took control of Greenland's police, coast guard, and courts away from Denmark and placed them in the hands of the Greenlandic people.

Greenland is probably the only place in the world where you can walk into a Chinese restaurant and order whale meat and is also a real fucker on any of the numerous plague simulator games.

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  1. Try to wrap your head around its relations with the European UnionWikipedia's W.svg.
  2. Erik, Eiríkr in Old Icelandic, had been banished from Norway for killing, emigrated to Iceland and was banned again for killing. Then he went to Greenland. His daughter, Freydís, while on a tour of some part of North America, organized the slaughter of half the expedition, killing the women herself, as her men were too squeamish. There must have been some bad genes there.