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Beware All Commies Who Enter Here to Have Your Ass Handed to You (rhetorically speaking) on a Popsicle Stick.

Oh dear[edit]

How are going to explain this away? AceModerator 01:10, 13 November 2020 (UTC)

Deep state. Deep state also caused that guy to cut Nobs off in traffic this morning. And Deep State cancelled Firefly--Hastur! (talk) 01:23, 13 November 2020 (UTC)
Counterpoint: this lady saw a van, QED we have to throw out several million Biden ballots immediately. Checkmate, liberals! Semipenultimate (talk) 16:37, 13 November 2020 (UTC)
You forget how free and easy life can be, Ace, when you have the evidentiary standards of David Barton. Any out of context nothing that seems in your favor is absolute proof positive, while even the clearest evidence against you is met by an insistence that you need not trust your lying eyes and ears. Semipenultimate (talk) 16:52, 13 November 2020 (UTC)
I mean, I know it's a radical idea and all but maybe Biden was more popular? ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 18:10, 13 November 2020 (UTC)
Say it ain't so: Dominion Voter Fraud Systems is part of that council. [1] How do spell COI? nobsHell to the Thief! 06:15, 18 November 2020 (UTC)
Firstly bravo on proving your point with a hard hitting... YouTube video.... Secondly Rob, after 4 years of supporting Trump you don’t get to complain about conflicts of interest. AceModerator 06:23, 18 November 2020 (UTC)
I have no idea what you're talking about. You're immersed in MSM, popular culture, and bullshit. I'm not. nobsHell to the Thief! 20:14, 18 November 2020 (UTC)
So by holding events at properties he owns, Trump is paying himself. Can you read the previous sentence, and understand the content, or is it just a blur to you? Or do other thoughts pop up, perhaps about Bill Clinton smuggling cocaine, or Hillary Clinton personally murdering Vince Foster, that just short-circuit the thinking process and prevent conclusions from being drawn? Semipenultimate (talk) 16:35, 19 November 2020 (UTC)
Others thoughts? Such as Paul Manafort's collusion with Russia leading to a FISA warrant before the election, and Hunter and Joe Biden's collusion with the Chinese military prior to the election? Yah, sure. nobsHell to the Thief! 19:57, 19 November 2020 (UTC)
Oh, and it was Bill Clinton and Bill Barr smuggling cocaine, and it was Justice Kavanaugh who covered up Vince Foster's murder. Get your facts straight. 20:01, 19 November 2020 (UTC)
And while 1000 of your country men die every day your guy...goes out and golfs. Fucking pathetic Rob, you're fucking pathetic. AceModerator 20:35, 19 November 2020 (UTC)
So are you telling me, God forbid Biden is sworn in on January 20, 2021, that the first covid death after noon on that day makes Biden a murderer? Secondly, is it because he's president, or because he's colluded with Chinese Communists? nobsHell to the Thief! 22:25, 19 November 2020 (UTC)
Did I call Trump a murderer? Fact remains - 1000 US citizens dying every day. President hides in the WH and goes golfing. Fucking hell Rob. What the fuck is the matter with you apart from being a shameless cunt. AceModerator 22:34, 19 November 2020 (UTC)
I know I know. Lord Biden will cure cancer, too, and free us from student debt slavery as well. nobsHell to the Thief! 23:12, 19 November 2020 (UTC)
Just think, after Lord Biden cancels student debt, you get to pay it all back in higher taxes anyways after you find a real job. nobsHell to the Thief! 23:14, 19 November 2020 (UTC)
Why do you keep talking about Biden? I haven't mentioned Biden, we are talking about Trump. While he golfs 1 in every 1000 North Dakota residents have died from Covid. Hell of a great leader you're backing. AceModerator 02:19, 20 November 2020 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────Hell, more than 0.1% of the population in 8 U.S. States have died of Covid19.[2] 3 of those 8 (Louisiana, Mississippi and North Dakota) are solid red states. Trump has betrayed his voters in those states by letting them die. Fuck, you may think we have it bad in Europe, but only 4 states (Hawaii, Alaska, Maine and Vermont) have lower per capita death rate than European average is. Face it Nobs, Trump fucked you guys up. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 02:36, 20 November 2020 (UTC)

The White House alone has more cases than the entire socialist hellscape country of NZ. AceModerator 02:44, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
Well, if Biden doesn't cure cancer, I'll be disappointed. And I'll have to start tabulating 0.1% of the U.S. population deaths beginning January 20, 2021, just to be fair and non-partisan. nobsHell to the Thief! 02:48, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
Why are you talking about Biden? No one is talking about Biden. We are talking about Trump letting people die en masse. AceModerator 03:12, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
okay okay okay. So we can guesstimate how many more people Trump will kill by Inauguration Day, then how many lives Biden will save in the days thereafter. In the meantime, the People's Liberation Army which owns the Wuhan lab where all this started and which Joe Biden owns a 10% share of Sinohawk in partnership with the People's Liberation Army will just have to wait. nobsHell to the Thief! 03:29, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
Yeah, I'd like to see that evidence. Too bad Trump cheated every decent lawyer in the country. Ariel Trump to the Dump! 03:48, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
How's this for openers. [3] Next, do you want the connection between CEFC China Energy and the PLA, or the evidence of Joe Biden's 10% share in the partnership? nobsHell to the Thief! 06:59, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
Could you perhaps indicate where in the document President-Elect Biden is mentioned? And yes, the PLA is intricately involved in all of China's capitalist endeavors, and has been so for as long as American business has been happily exporting jobs over there as a way to undercut US wages. This is not a revelation; after all, the president's own daughter has deep business connections to exploitative factories in China, and was provided gifts as a way to influence her father, but that seems to not rile you up in any way. Oh wait, that's your fucked-up brain again, short-circuiting the corruption right in front of your eyes! Semipenultimate (talk) 17:17, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
Being that you are from the Rudy giuliani school of evidence, let me remind you that documents themselves must be accompanied by evidence that they are real documents. Arielcareful with that soap Mr Trump18:00, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
You're right. We need a special counsel to look into this. nobsHell to the Thief! 18:38, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
You're right. Presenting false evidence is a serious crime.Arielbring back the rack!18:50, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
Jack Dorsey just admitted under oath that suppressing the New York Post article was a mistake. nobsHell to the Thief! 18:55, 20 November 2020 (UTC)
Why do you guys respond to this clown? His argumentative style is the oldest in the book: bring up one thing he read/heard/saw, assume it's completely true, interpolate and extrapolate it further using nothing more than assumptions, and respond to any criticism by throwing out a few non sequiturs to distract you. Responding to Ken, I understand - the man's just too wild to pass up. But this guy? He's just stale and boring. IveBeenFrank (talk) 19:43, 20 November 2020 (UTC)

So it's 2012...[edit]

....There's an out off control disease averaging a 1000 deaths per day. Obama refuses to attend the Corona Virus task force meetings for 5 months, as was revealed. As deaths climb Obama retreats and give no ntervies.. seemingly to play every day instead of leading the country. Would that be OK with you? — Unsigned, by: Ace / talk / contribs

He's got a phone and a pen. What does he need to attend meetings for? nobsHell to the Thief! 17:42, 21 November 2020 (UTC)
I don’t know why I bother with you. We all know of the roles were revered you’d be calling for Obama’s head on a plate. You know, I know, we all know your piece of shit and a hypocrite. AceModerator 23:14, 21 November 2020 (UTC)
Not that it matters because Trump has lost the election. Still unable to prove there has been any fraud whatsoever. Because there isn’t any fraud but for some reason you think you have found evidence of it that for some reason Trumps lawyers have not found. I would be really easy for to point them in the right direction instead of hoping the read Conservapedia and exclaim - “Mr Trump, great news! I found this website where this guy Rob has uncovered the fraud!” I’m sure we’re merely a few days away from that happening. AceModerator 23:31, 21 November 2020 (UTC)
You know the process. You're no fool. Justices Kavanaugh, Barrett, Thomas, and Alito are going to look at the evidence presented and decide whether a little leven leveneth the whole lump or not. It's nothing to piss your pants about. nobsHell to the Thief! 23:53, 21 November 2020 (UTC)
Really? So they're going to do that without Justice Gorsuch or Chief Justice Roberts? Not to mention Justices Kagan and Sotomayor? Hmmm... Sounds a bit hinky to me... ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 00:00, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
No. Those are the guys who oversee the federal circuit courts, Kavanaugh oversees Michigan, Barrett Wisconsin, Alito Pennsylvania, and Thomas Georgia. If any one gets a case for review to SCOTUS, and two others agree, certiorari is granted and it comes up for review before all nine justices.
In Georgia, for example, it was Chairman Joe Biden of the Judiciary Committee who smeared Clarence Thomas as a pervert 29 years ago with the Anita Hill hearings. Call it Thomas's revenge. And a few weeks ago Alito was highly critical of Democrat Senators threatening to pack the court - he sees it as a threat to separation of powers. Kavanaugh is probably about as happy with Kamala Harris as Thomas is with Biden. Barrett of course is guilty of midwest nice, and probably none to happy with the voting corruption imported into the Midwest since the Clinton era. So, it isn't like any of these Justices aren't familiar with Democrat corruption, fraud, and shenanigans. Call it "probable cause". nobsHell to the Thief! 00:15, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
They are going to look at the evidence presented? What evidence? No evidence has been presented yet hence all the cases are being thrown out. Are they secretly hiding their evidence so they can suddenly go “Ta Da!” In front of the Supreme Court? Because thats a weird way of doing things. Rob, there is no evidence and it’s super cute that you think you’ve uncovered this big fraud but no one else has. Like I said - all you need is for Guliani or Trump to look at the front page of CP. Perhaps you need to draw true attention of a lawyer like, oh I don’t know, Andrew Schlafly. He’s a lawyer - he also tried a case regarding the election in Texas. How come he didn’t use you and your teams of evidence? AceModerator 00:23, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
That will be up to SCOTUS and federal circuits to decide. Meantime, if say Pennsylvania doesn;t have any Electors by the safe harbor deadline, you know which way things are headed. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:31, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
(edit conflict) Rob, my dear, would you like to take a bet as to who gets sworn in January 20th? I will bet you a 100 dollars it's Biden--Hastur! (talk) 00:24, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
You mean Acting President Pelosi and the Navy Seals won't have to fumigate Trump out? (sources familiar with the matter say Gitmo is making room for new prisoners. And since Esper got fired, CIA and the Deep State were striped of Special Operations Forces).
And even if Democrats try to blackmail Roberts again with the information they got by illegal surveillance during the Obama administration about his possible violation of adoption rules when he adopted a child from Ireland, as they did when he voted for Communism and Obamacare, there's still 5 winning votes on SCOTUS. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:28, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Take the bet, Rob. I'd say to spit on it but there's a pandemic. I'll zelle you the money if I'm wrong. Come on, you know that even if the Dems bribe the entire judiciary they'll assassinate Biden before he takes office, allowing Kamala to be sworn in as president. Easiest hundred bucks you've ever made, Nobs! Take the bet, it's a sure thing--Hastur! (talk) 00:31, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Where's Gina Haspel? Three rumors: (1) she was injured in a helicopter crash over the Red Sea while SOFs loyal to Trump seized election servers in Germany; (2) she's already in Gitmo; (3) she's hiding out in Virginia since she's been excluded from Presidential briefings. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:34, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
What's that got to do with the price of fish?--Hastur! (talk) 00:36, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
So the trump team has all this evidence that there was fraud and Trump is actually the winner.... but they are refusing to show the media and refusing to show the lower courts for... reasons. And they are going to petition the Supreme Court, again without showing evidence, only to spring it at the last minute. That’s the story you’re going with? AceModerator 00:39, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
You act like its news. Bill Barr knew it was all in the public domain 4 days before the election. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:43, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
You won't accept my bet. You lack the conviction of your beliefs. Disappointing-Hastur! (talk) 00:45, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Who knows? maybe John Brennan has pictures of Neil Gorsuch with little boys in the men's room. Anything can happen. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:50, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Wow - so you actually believe there is all this evidence the Trump team is hiding until the time is right. That means you also need to believe the Trump legal team is lying to the lower courts. They are actually going into the courts and presenting no evidence when asked, pretending it doesn’t exist. And that’s the story you are running with. Amazing.... AceModerator 01:09, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
No. Next week the so-called "Soros" Secretaries of State will be sued to stop the communist subversion of democracy. nobsHell to the Thief! 02:53, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
“One might expect that when seeking such a startling outcome, a plaintiff would come formidably armed with compelling legal arguments and factual proof of rampant corruption, such that this Court would have no option but to regrettably grant the proposed injunctive relief despite the impact it would have on such a large group of citizens,” Dear of dear Rob. Where is all this evidence Rob? Why is the trump campaign unable to mount a legal argument? Just maybe it’s because they don’t have one? What do you reckon? AceModerator 02:58, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
2 days Rob. Trump has two days to present a proper legal argument. If he can’t it has nothing to do with the Soros, the left, voting machines or fraud. If he loses it’ll be because he has no case, no evidence and compelling reason to order any other different result. I.e - he lost the election. AceModerator 03:02, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
There’s more to that quote - "Instead, this Court has been presented with strained legal arguments without merit and speculative accusations, unpled in the operative complaint and unsupported by evidence." Savage. AceModerator 03:05, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
That's what one can expect from a Fox News goupie. nobsHell to the Thief! 03:29, 22 November 2020 (UTC)

Pat Toomey called[edit]

Said you're talking shit. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 03:14, 22 November 2020 (UTC)

Said Toomey's talking shit. nobsHell to the Thief! 03:25, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Sure, but she's clearly batshit insane. I enjoyed the ghost of Chavez stuff, though. Top cranking that, like. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 03:31, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Raised the bar for you boys back over at the CP ranch. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 03:33, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
She's releasing the Kraken. nobsHell to the Thief! 03:42, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
So what’s next Rob? All the court cases have been thrown out after varying levels of incompetence by Trumps legal team, there is absolutely no evidence of fraud and Trump has never presented any. Your guys are appearing in the car parks of landscaping companies and melting down on TV. There is no grounds for Trump to claim victory. Trump has to concede and give Biden’s team the tools needed for transition. It’s over , Rob. You lost. AceModerator 04:32, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
I'm looking forward to finding out how many more Republicans Rob outs as deep state conspirators for recognizing a Biden victory--Hastur! (talk) 04:52, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Tell me, what happens if Pennsylvania and Michigan don't certify? nobsHell to the Thief! 05:14, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Biden would win, because he'd still have the 270 vote minimum required...--Hastur! (talk) 05:21, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
And I start a campaign to remove you from RW Rob. For supporting a dictator and putting personal ideology above honesty. You’re almost there already. AceModerator 05:25, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
This has nothing to do with Trump. It has everything to do with election machines that can be pre-programmed. nobsHell to the Thief! 05:36, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
Cool then just present the evidence to the courts and you’re away. But of course there is no evidence is there Rob. AceModerator 05:43, 22 November 2020 (UTC)
The problem is, ever since passage of the Equal Protection Clause and 14th Amendment, the Democrats have perfected the art of stealing elections. It didn't stop with passage of the Civil Rights in 1965 and the end of Jim Crow. Now Democrats have walked straight into the trap. Trump and the boys have been preparing for this for a long time. Shit, it's probably what motivated Trump to finally settle down and run as a Republican. And Michael Flynn is on the inside. He spilled his guts to Sidney Powell who talk to about the imported Venezuelan election rigging software. That's just one reason Dems tried to silence him. This will be end of the Democrat party as we've known it, once the Kraken are released. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:53, 23 November 2020 (UTC)
Cool then just present the evidence to the courts and you’re away. AceModerator 00:55, 23 November 2020 (UTC)

WE LEASE THE KWAKEN!!!!! Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 01:06, 23 November 2020 (UTC)

Good good. Now when she charges governors and secretaries of state with fraud it will be by a totally neutral party. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:28, 23 November 2020 (UTC)
Hahahahaha. Yup, this was totally part of the plan all along. It's all going swimmingly. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 01:33, 23 November 2020 (UTC)
This is an amazing plan Trump's team have come up with. Hide all the evidence of fraud in order to lose 34 cases back to back by lying to the lower courts in saying they have no evidence. Then at the last hurdle suddenly bring the evidence out in public, never mind the fact they have committed perjury, and petition the Supreme Court with cases that were thrown out so then...uhh... PROFIT! Amazing! AceModerator 01:53, 23 November 2020 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────Stolen from Twitter:
KRAKEN: So ... I've been ...?
TRUMP HR REP: Released, yes.
Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 02:00, 23 November 2020 (UTC)

Note: The ongoing case in Georgia is Wood v. Raffensperger, not Trump campaign v. Raffensperger or RNC v. Raffensperger. Powell is suing Gov. Kemp and Raffensperger this week, and the RNC is not paying the bill for Powell to sue two Republicans. nobsHell to the Thief! 04:19, 23 November 2020 (UTC)
In other words, Powell is about to sue the Republican governor and secretary of state in Georgia, claiming election fraud - six weeks before the Georgia Senate runoff elections which could determine control of the U.S. Senate. nobsHell to the Thief! 18:53, 23 November 2020 (UTC)
I have a crisp dollar bill I will set fire to if anything of substance comes out of Sidney Powell's latest publicity stunt/fundraising attempt, so long as you're willing to do the same if she fails. As a way of establishing an objective standard, this is what failure looks like - not that Powell was involved in that particular failure. Gentleman's agreement? Semipenultimate (talk) 00:18, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
That's old news. It's already been kicked up to SCOTUS. It's just waiting now for consolidation with other states. The feds picked up the georgia case today. Previously it had been thought the Georgia case could be settled in Georgia stae courts. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:18, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
P.S. Rumor is Krebs and Coomer have already been renditioned to Gitmo. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:18, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Same dollar, new bet. If Joe Biden is sworn in as President in January, you burn yours. If he isn't, I'll eat mine. Fair, no? I mean the odds are so astronomically against you, I'm actually willing to up the ante and use a Benjamin, if you'd like; I mean the odds of Trump being President come January 21st (and I don't mean in your fevered brain where you and Sidney Powell are Magic Space Vikings and the Laffer curve works) are something like one in seven or eight billion right now, so I have tremendous confidence in upping my side of the bet. Semipenultimate (talk) 22:43, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

It's fucking over, pal.[edit]

Trump lost, Biden won. Trump concedes without conceding. It's over my man. No evidence of fraud. No Supreme Court. It is done. Now you can spend the next 4 year hypocritically bitching about things Biden does but which Trump did +11. AceModerator 00:07, 24 November 2020 (UTC)

Sure. You might like bending over for the CCP to ram it with no vaseline, but not me. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:14, 24 November 2020 (UTC)
My dude the only people who love the CCP right now are CEOs and their shareholders who love cheap labor and hate paying living wages in the USA. Semipenultimate (talk) 22:54, 30 November 2020 (UTC)
Love it. We win again and again. USA! USA! Pizza SLICE.gifChef Moosolini’s Ristorante ItalianoMake a Reservation 00:30, 24 November 2020 (UTC)
Rob Smith is a good conservative who only takes it dry from the Trump chode. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 01:10, 24 November 2020 (UTC)
Are you still going to persist with your delusions that the vote was fraudulent despite the fact no fraud has been discovered and every case of fraud has been so thoroughly debunked that the Trump team couldn't even mount a case? But of course you will dear. AceModerator 02:53, 24 November 2020 (UTC)
Hey, we got no less a voter fraud expert than Rod Blago to testify. nobsHell to the Thief! 20:32, 24 November 2020 (UTC)
You should look into getting a Trump-flavoured enema, nobs. Oxyaena Harass 23:00, 30 November 2020 (UTC)

ah well - you had a good run[edit]

You had 4 years with your demigod. A good run. I do like the way you are hanging on to the thread that there was a massive fraud. For some reason the only person that has uncovered this fraud is you. Trumps lawyers and sycophants haven't been able to produce a single case of fraud yet Rob Smith of CP fame has uncovered huge swathes of evidence that the election was stolen. Why have you not alerted the Trump legal team or raised your own legal case? Perhaps it is because you know you're spouting bullshit. Fucking hell Rob, your dishonesty is so shameless. What I can't understand is how someone can be so plainly dishonest and live with themselves. I feel bad when I call in sick for work when I know I just want a day off. That shit eats me up inside. How do you manage to be such a liar with no scruples? AceModerator 01:14, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

He thinks it's all justified in the end. That he's lying for a noble cause and that righteousness will win out because of it. Either that or he doesn't give a fuck about anything except saving face and posturing. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 01:22, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
I need some help deciphering this. Want a crack at it? Oh, and Gen. Flynn, commander of the loyal forces, is really pissed. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:23, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Oh, and the DOJ just brought back firing squads for people facing military tribunals. Do you think that may help get info for court filings? nobsHell to the Thief! 01:28, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
All we need is a preponderance of the evidenceWikipedia, which means the burden of proof now is on Biden to prove he didn't assemble "the greatest voter fraud organization in history".. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:32, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob, you know that proving a negative is impossible, and that it is up to the person making the accusations to prove them. You know these things, yet persist in misrepresenting them. For shame. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 01:47, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
I think Rob's been getting high on the Qool-Aid. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 02:38, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
The court's decision is based upon a preponderance of the evidence; if Biden thinks he won, it would be up to him to prove he received a majority of legal votes in the states whose certifications are being overturned. nobsHell to the Thief! 02:39, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
You must've missed the bit where all the GOP lawyers who can actually lawyer n' stuff ran the fuck away from this career-ending crazypants shitshow. Sidney Powell and Lin Wood aren't gonna generate anything other than punchlines. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 02:57, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
You watch too much late night TV. America is not ready to roll over and spread its legs for a bunch of no-dick communists. nobsHell to the Thief! 03:09, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
You seem to forget the corporations and shareholders that love to stiff American workers; they adore China. Also your metaphor is for shit. Semipenultimate (talk) 17:54, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
You seem to forget the Democrats are the party of the rich and Wall Street, and Donald Trump protects the American worker. nobsHell to the Thief! 18:10, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob: "America is not ready to roll over and spread its legs for a bunch of no-dick communists."
Also Rob: "...Democrats are the party of the rich and Wall Street...
You know, speaking as someone who has actually read communist political theory, this is hilarious. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 19:19, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Speaking as someone with a BA in Political Science if I used Rob's idea of what constitutes communism I would have failed to get a degree. AceModerator 20:46, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob's idea of communism. Probably. -ElectrosPardon? 01:08, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
What commie den did you attend? nobsHell to the Thief! 21:28, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Massey University - ranked in the top 3% of universities in the world. If I had used your definition of what constitutes communism I would have failed miserably. Because you're fucking stupid Rob. AceModerator 01:11, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Trump’s idea that more than 6 million votes are fraudulent and that there was a conspiracy involving thousands of people across many states is insane. And his team has shown nothing to support that conspiracy theory. No wonder courts are tossing their crappy frivolous cases. It’s bunk. 🎄Chef Moosolini’s Ristorante Italiano🎄Ask about our holiday specials! 03:11, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Oh wow, where do you get your information from, the MSM? Have you read Pearson v. Kemp and King v. Whitmer yet? If those are too long, try the Declaration of Dr. Navid Keshavarz-Nia, it's only 9 pages. nobsHell to the Thief! 03:27, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Gotta love the triumph of hope over experience. Keep on truckin', man. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 03:37, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Are you sure you don't want to take that bet, Rob? Come on, you seem so sure. Easiest 100 bucks you ever made--Hastur! (talk) 18:29, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

Et tu, Billy?[edit]

Dang. That'll leave a mark... Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 19:58, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

Barr is a long-established communist shill. It is known.--Hastur! (talk) 20:10, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
It's just amazing to me that not a single one of Trumps lawyers who make a living off this sort of thing - huge hourly rates, have found any evidence of fraud. But internet sleuth Rob from Conservapedia has uncovered a monumental fraud but strangely hasn't alerted the authorities. It's almost as if he knows he is full of shit... AceModerator 20:16, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Brutus was the first communist. Bongolian (talk) 20:29, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Wow. All the Republicans betraying dear Trump. The only way to retaliate against them for this treachery is to never ever vote Republican ever again! 🎄Chef Moosolini’s Ristorante Italiano🎄Ask about our holiday specials! 23:02, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Is quarantining healthy people authoritarian tyranny? nobsHell to the Thief! 23:10, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Would I regret it if I started asking you to explain your non-sequituri?--Hastur! (talk) 23:12, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Yes. I regret every question that I ever asked Nobs. Bongolian (talk) 23:46, 1 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob is physically and mentally unable to answer a straight question with a straight answer. AceModerator 00:32, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Authoritarian tyranny is a redundant phrase. 🎄Chef Moosolini’s Ristorante Italiano🎄Ask about our holiday specials! 00:37, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Is quarantining healthy people authoritarian tyranny? Guess what Rob, NZ did it and now we live a far far better lifestyle than you do. I went out clubbing the other weekend and nobody got Covid. But sure, your way works too I suppose. AceModerator 01:02, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
"I went out clubbing the other weekend and nobody got covid." Words can't describe how jealous I am right now. Evilatheistheathen (talk) 20:15, 18 December 2020 (UTC)
Did you just admit NZ's government is an authoritarian tyranny? nobsHell to the Thief! 11:19, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
No. I'm saying NZ engaged in quarantining healthy people and guess what? We have no corona virus in our community and have the ability to live life freely. Which you do not. AceModerator 19:30, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

Crack team[edit]

Trump's crack team of lawyers are at it again. Can you answer the question of how you, Rob, have confirmed the election has been stolen whereas no one in Trumps orbit seems to be able to? AceModerator 03:10, 2 December 2020 (UTC)

nobs is actually Q. Oxyaena Harass 03:15, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Nobs’ uncle works at Nintendo and can get him all of the cool unreleased games 🎄Chef Moosolini’s Ristorante Italiano🎄Ask about our holiday specials! 03:43, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
Betcha he has early access to Half-life 3. AceModerator 07:41, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
RobSmith I heard this is an antidote, Nobs. Try swallowing it and see if the poisoning goes away. Bongolian (talk) 07:48, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
I love this logic. Amy Coney Barret now can disenfranchise 7 million voters cause of a typo, and that will spare her and her family from communist death threats. nobsHell to the Thief! 11:23, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
No nobs, two plus purple does not equal a sandwich. The Supreme Court is not going to give Trump the presidency like the participation awards you so loathe; they are going to step around the issue, likely muttering about laches, and Biden will be sworn in come January. Put your money where your mouth is - Biden gets sworn in, you burn a dollar. If he doesn't, I eat a hundred. Better yet, I'll even up my side - I swear on the sacred memory of my parents and grandparents that I will eat 100 individual dollar bills if Biden isn't sworn in in January. I'll even write NOBS WAS RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG on every one in Sharpie. And all you have to do is trash a single, piddly dollar bill if Biden is sworn in next month. We good? Semipenultimate (talk) 15:53, 2 December 2020 (UTC)
SCOTUS will not ignore an equal protection issue. nobsHell to the Thief! 16:14, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
So you accept the terms, then? Semipenultimate (talk) 18:25, 3 December 2020 (UTC)

URGENT Help!!![edit]

United States didn't say it well, but CP is broken.[edit]

127.0.0.1 or 0.0.0.0 is a sign of a broken IP trace. You're trying to trace the IP but you're getting a fail code which is being used as the IP. If you can't fix it, you need to turn autoblock off when blocking people. Right now no one can edit CP because the autoblock blocked everyone, for the third time. Please fix this, thanks. Also US is not LT, check CP behavior. Sievert 81 (talk) 01:51, 3 December 2020 (UTC)

So let me get this straight....[edit]

Even though handpicked toady, Willian Barr, US attorney general says there has been no election fraud, you - random Internet personality Rob Smith, overrules the findings of Trumps own anointed staff? Really? AceModerator 13:58, 3 December 2020 (UTC)

That's not what Barr said, Barr said Comey's flunkies told him there was no fraud. nobsHell to the Thief! 16:17, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Who ya gonna beleive? me or one of Bill Clinton's crack dealing buddies? nobsHell to the Thief! 16:19, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
You're a master at creating loaded questions, nobs. Oxyaena Harass 16:46, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob, do you mean "believe"? Twodots (talk) 17:38, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
In the United States, we are 50 sovereign states. We have this thing called "federal law". What is federal law? Federal law is what Democrats and Republicans agree upon. Unfortunately, the Democrats overplayed their hand this time and exposed for time immemorial who and what they are: dishonest; and (b) they do not respect other people's rights.
Election rigging is the legacy of Jim Crow. But the Democrats did not stop rigging elections after the 1965 Votings Rights Act. nobsHell to the Thief! 17:55, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Unfortunate, then, that the Kwaken is box wine drunk & wearing clown shoes. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 18:19, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
One substantial problem of the paranoid conspiracy mode under which nobs has operated for 30+ years is that you can never go back and reevaluate one part of the conspiracy in light of any of the others. You must keep leapfrogging forward to avoid seeing contradictions like this. Conspiracy theorists will have you believe the same person who gave this speech, the person who tried to get sedition charges applied to rioters, and did his level best to coverup for Trump's Ukraine extortion attempt AND directed the assault on protestors in Lafayette Square for Trump's little photo-op is also simultaneously a deep-cover Clinton operative. Semipenultimate (talk) 18:23, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Bet offer still stands. Gentleman's agreement - although since the man you hold so dear is no gentleman, I can understand your reluctance to take a bet based solely on personal honor. Semipenultimate (talk) 18:23, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
You misunderstand our good Dr. Robert. He's fully aware he's lying through his teeth most of the time, but Republican Jesus has assured him it's OK as long as it's strictly for the purposes of owning the libs. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 18:31, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
I wouldn't be so quick to draw that conclusion. If one keeps spouting lies long enough, eventually one is likely to believe them oneself. The conspiracist mindset is fully capable rationalizing any reality that gets in the way. Bongolian (talk) 18:34, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
You might be right. I'm certain, though, that he thinks he's doing God's work. He's very much like Andy in that sense - neither of them see any meaningful distinction between their political and religious beliefs and activity. And I'd argue that's what allows them to spin and smear so shamelessly. Maybe it'd more accurate to say they likely don't give much thought to whether something's true or not, as long as it advances the cause (in their eyes). Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 19:03, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
They (Powell, Wood, Rudy) also seem to have long ago forgotten the cardinal rule of representing one's own passionate interests in a court of law. Semipenultimate (talk) 19:14, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Oof, now you have to unperson Gingrich as well. That's right, Newt is a RINO deepstate comsymp and was all along! Semipenultimate (talk) 19:19, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
So once again, let me get this straight, of what I think has now been 55 lawsuits and perhaps 2 were upheld yet showed no sign of significant fraud you, Rob, have uncovered indisputable evidence that the election was rigged but you have told no one of this, merely posted your evidence to Conservapedia. You Rob, have determined the election to be fraudulent but have launched no legal case, advised no one anyone in Trumps orbit of what you have discovered and continue to keep shouting fraud despite not moving it in any direction that would seek to overturn the results. That's what I am gathering from this. So if your case is so strong why have you done nothing about it? AceModerator 19:44, 3 December 2020 (UTC)

──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── In his defense, he's not a lawyer or a politician. Who'd believe/listen/care? I mean, I sure don't. Twodots (talk) 19:56, 3 December 2020 (UTC)

Why are you all here? He's not even interesting; he doesn't churn out inanities like Ken. Just the same old, tired rhetoric. You're just wasting your own time on someone who isn't worth it. IveBeenFrank (talk) 19:58, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
because it facsinates me. To whatch him knowingly lie. He knows he is lying but continues to do so. This is a man who thinks he knows better than William Barr but for some reason does nothing to help the Trump campaign with what he has detrmined to have happened outside of CP. Rob could single-handedly be an American hero in confirming a rigged election yet he does nothing to achieve these goals. Because he knows he is lying. AceModerator 21:14, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Because in March 1994 I realized the entirety of conservative media is just a process whereby rumors and lies are generated on the fringes, repeated in the mainstream, accepted as fact because it conforms with their beliefs, and then put away to never be reconsidered because we're onto the next lie. As soon as I realized the existence of this bullshit-to-table supply chain of nonsense, the scales fell away and I realized Rush, Newt, and the entire Republican noise machine were lying to me to keep my focus on trivia and get into my wallet. I'd like to pass that blessing of understanding onto at least one other person in this life, and nobs' mind has occasionally demonstrated the ability to operate - disregarding the fact that he immediately responds to the input of anything that contradicts his wordview with goodthink, whataboutism and fallacy. Semipenultimate (talk) 23:15, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
I'm bored. Twodots (talk) 20:06, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Help:Bored. Bongolian (talk) 20:11, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Semipenultimate, It's all here in this book , you know, the subject of HBO's Snowfall. nobsHell to the Thief! 21:23, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
When Richard Hassenfuss was shot down doing an arms-for-drugs run, Bill Barr was the general counsel for the airline. But his role goes much deeper. Barr was the direct contact between CIA director Bill Casey and Gov. Bill Clinton. nobsHell to the Thief! 21:26, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob, if you have evidence of voter fraud why don't you pony up and tell someone who can effect change? AceModerator 21:40, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Because Hillary Clinton is suppressing him, with help from the Lizard Men and the Greys. Twodots (talk) 21:41, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Nobs is afraid he'll be assassinated by the Clinton crime family. 🎄Chef Moosolini’s Ristorante Italiano🎄Ask about our holiday specials! 21:47, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
omfg i'm dying of laughter Twodots (talk) 22:04, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Rov, Andrew Schlafly is a lawyer. If your claims are correct how come Sclafly himself hasn't taken on your case? AceModerator 22:10, 3 December 2020 (UTC)

──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Don't you know? Andrew is a closet liberal! He might betray Rob to the Antifa Clinton Satanist Leftist Soros-funded deep state insurrection cult!!! IveBeenFrank (talk) 22:13, 3 December 2020 (UTC)

Ace, Shuuush, I'm trying to listen to the Nevada court hearing. nobsHell to the Thief! 22:36, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
lmfao he actually thought he was going to be assassinated Twodots (talk) 22:41, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Well, being that commie leftists supposedly oppose the death penalty, I'm sure they're warming a cell for me in a Biden junta re-education gulag. nobsHell to the Thief! 22:54, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
I'm not a communist, Rob. Twodots (talk) 23:25, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Say that's right, now that you're out of power you guys get to make up all kinds of Jade Helm 15-equivalent fantasy bullshit again! Semipenultimate (talk) 23:19, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
So Rob, you actually think you have succeeded in establishing the vote was rigged and defrauded Trump, while not one lawyer has won a case or overturned a single state? You Rob of Conservapedia have cracked the case yet have told no one, not even Andrew Scflafly. Whjy have you not alerted anyone to your case the vote was rigged? AceModerator 23:21, 3 December 2020 (UTC)
Hey, you know the advice Trump's getting. Gen McInerney urges Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act, and Trump's lawyer says Chris Krebs should be shot for treason. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:17, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
But you Rob have cracked the case, blown the fraud out into the open. What are you doing to alert the authorities with what you have uncovered? AceModerator 00:30, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
I sent my thoughts and prayers to the former citizens of the former Republic. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:40, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Biden should have listened to Admiral Yamamoto. "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant." nobsHell to the Thief! 00:43, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Do tell, Robbiekins. Twodots (talk) 00:45, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
So Rob of Conservapedia fame has discovered indisputable evidence that the election was rigged but instead of doing a service to his nation and alerting the powers that be to what is essentially a coup does nothing but send thoughts and prayers? You are so full of shit, Rob. AceModerator 00:55, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

Hell to the thief?[edit]

You are not referring to President Elect Biden are you, nobs? Threatening the president of the United States is a federal felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871. Maybe you ought not to write out that you want to see him dead. Might save you some time.Ariel31459 (talk) 00:14, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

What does hell have to do with death? And God says all thieves go to hell, I don't see Biden's name spelled out explicitly anywhere, you commie bitch. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:19, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Are you calling Biden a thief? AceModerator 00:56, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
I am calling for hell for anyone who robs another person of their vote by cancelling it with a fraudulent ballot. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:28, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Sorry. In the heat of the moment of your trumped-up commie bullshit, I overstepped the bounds of civility. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:27, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
"Wilson is a wooden-headed son of a bitch. I wish Wilson was in hell, and if I had the power I would put him there." Woodrow Wilson got that threat and the man who said it went to prison. Got the time? If so, you can do the crime. Ariel31459 (talk) 00:29, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Ooh, Robbie's getting pissed off. This'll be fun to watch. Tee-hee. Twodots (talk) 00:31, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
I'm not afraid of the Biden junta. We're already catalogueing their human rights violations and crimes against humanity. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:36, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
OoOOoh, who's we? Does dear little Robbie have some new fwends? Twodots (talk) 00:40, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
We is that portion of humanity that believes in truth, justice, democracy, and human rights. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:45, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
You are probably already committing a felony. Just don't use that sup after 12:00 noon, January 20. Felons are not allowed on this site. Ariel31459 (talk) 00:46, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
I'll change it from 'hell' to 'heil'. I'm sure you will find that much more suiting and acceptable. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:04, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Robbie dear, do you mean "We are the portion of humanity"? Twodots (talk) 00:47, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
It's the Obama-Clinton-Bush neocon warmongers taking over, and the progressive/populist anti-war alliance is already forming in Congress. The Sanders' people are already excluded from any decision-making role, and being tossed doggie biscuits. nobsHell to the Thief!

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────I fail to see how you fit in with a group of socialists. Twodots (talk) 00:50, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

"We is that portion of humanity that believes in truth, justice, democracy, and human rights." I mean, I'm not doing so, but I'm sure other parts of the American left will happily catalog whatever crimes Biden commits. Unless you're referring to the GOP, in which case I think you need to lay off the mind altering substances. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 01:08, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Why is the Murder of Seth RichWikipedia notable enough for it's own Wikipedia page? Wasn't he the Sanderista who discovered Democrat election rigging and, according to racist Democrats, was mysteriously murdered while walking home in a 'dangerous neighborhood' late at night? nobsHell to the Thief! 01:13, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Of course, if your a Democrat, it's more plausible to believe Rich was murdered by black gangbangers than the DNC, huh? nobsHell to the Thief! 01:15, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
And do really believe a significant portion of the 40 million blacks in America aren't aware of this? nobsHell to the Thief! 01:18, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Cool it with the non-sequiturs. They're approaching gish-gallop levels. IveBeenFrank (talk) 01:20, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Ok. In sum, Democrats are racist scumbags and election thieves. They haven't changed since Reconstruction. They've only gotten better at it. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:29, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
For some weird reason, even though I hate the Dem leadership I'm still not compelled by your conspiracy bullshit "evidence". ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 01:34, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

Flynn[edit]

Has called for a military coup d'état. You were blabbering something about the GOP loving democracy? ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 01:37, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

This whole thing is about Flynn. Why do you think Obama/Biden/Clapper/Brennan/Comey wanted to take him out and shut him up? Cause he knows all the details of Dominion/Scorecard. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:52, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Rumor has it, Trump and other officials witnessed the foreign collusion with Democrats on election night in real-time from the Situation Room. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:52, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
So Rob, you defend a traitor to the US? Ballsy, I didn't think you had the guts to risk 5-life, let alone the death penalty. On the other hand, it's not like you ever gave a fuck about this country. Really easy to betray something you never held any loyalty to. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 01:56, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
This may be of interest to you, EO 13848. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:58, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
And the fact that the US is in a state of national emergency. And the fact that firing squads were approved last week by DOJ. I'd hate to be an American traitor right now who colluded with foreign powers to rig an American election. nobsHell to the Thief! 02:00, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Wow Rob, you have all this damning information yet don't seem to be engaging with any legal teams. Surely it is your duty to report what you know to Trump's legal team. They are sure to want to know. You should tell Andy - he's a lawyer and will know where start. Which you won't because even you know your full of shit. You still have that completely disproved claim om CP that 138000 ballots were found for Biden in Michigan. You are so seriously dishonest. AceModerator 02:01, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Oh, you've been watching the Michigan hearings? The truck driver only came forward this morning, he doesn't know where the ballots came from. Broken chain of custody. nobsHell to the Thief! 02:03, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
A military coup d'état is still treason Rob. Doesn't matter what flag you fly when you're doing it. Death, or five to life. I wonder why they'd even humor such a thing if their case was supposedly so strong... Maybe you should help them so they don't make a grave error. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 02:04, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
So the Marxists have seized the radio and TV stations, and marching toward the Presidential Palace. nobsHell to the Thief! 11:19, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
"I'd hate to be an American traitor right now who colluded with foreign powers" Like a president who ignored intel reports of Russian Bounties on US soldiers? ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 02:07, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
"sUpPoRt tHe tRoOpS" yeah right. Trump is a traitor, nobs is a traitor, the whole of the right are a bunch of fucking traitors. Oxyaena Harass 11:25, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

Flynn is about three stiff drinks away from declaring war on the lizard people. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 02:04, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

You still have that completely disproved claim om CP that 138000 ballots were found for Biden in Michigan. Why haven't you removed it since it is a well human error issue that was fixed. AceModerator 02:19, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
The Dominion cover story hasn't been adjudicated. There is no such thing as an "election day glitch" (maybe for simple minds like yourself there is). Whistleblowers have come/ nobsHell to the Thief! 11:19, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Nobs, the Michigan error was someone adding a zero too many on accident when entering the final results. It's like going shopping and the cashier accidentally telling you "okay so your chocolate bar is 500$". It's obviously wrong, you tell them "hey it's wrong", they notice the mistake when entering the price and they correct it. It's not a conspiracy by the supermarket company to sell you chocolate bars at inane prices. It's a human making a mistake which got pointed out and corrected. That's what a "human error" is. It's a human making a mistake somewhere. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 11:40, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Oh, thanks. Where'd you get that from, a contemporaneous MSM report? Why would you oppose establishing the facts? nobsHell to the Thief! 13:53, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
This all seems logical. An AP reporter trumps hundreds of sworn affidavits. nobsHell to the Thief! 13:55, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob, you're fuckin' traitor and should be treated as such. Twodots (talk) 15:23, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
You don't seem to know much about American law. While Democrats plotted election fraud for three years, the administration made countermoves. nobsHell to the Thief! 15:58, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Where's the evidence, dipshit? Show me the evidence of voter fraud, right now. Do it. Links, or it's all bull. Twodots (talk) 16:57, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
This, this, ten thousand times this, twodots. The reason we have so much evidence of the Trump campaign's Russian collusion, Trump's payoff of the pornstar he cheated on wife #3 with, and the Ukraine extortion is because all of these criminal conspiracies required people to communicate with each other. This generates trails - emails, text messages, Zoom chats, people at conference tables same place same time. And you have NONE OF THIS. FOR A CONSPIRACY THAT REQUIRES TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO SYNCHRONIZE WITH EACH OTHER. You have no defectors who had a crisis of conscience. You have no loyal Republicans, asked by other Republicans to participate in this vast betrayal, who went along and made recordings and took photos. Not one. You have hearsay from people who each carry audio and video recorders in their pockets and DID NOTHING WITH THEM. You have people claiming to have been driving trucks full of false ballots who didn't open the truck and FILM THE FUCKING BALLOTS. There's video after video of cops shooting fleeing black men in the back, planting evidence on bodies; not one of ballot after ballot with any evidence of falsity. Again, your evidentiary standards are fucked, on a David Barton-esque level. Semipenultimate (talk) 18:38, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
I think you're getting the idea. This is a way bigger issue than Donald Trump or who will be sworn in January, and it's not going away anytime soon. nobsHell to the Thief! 18:51, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Ah yes, absence of evidence is -itself- evidence that the conspiracy just goes that much deeper. That's not bananas at all! You've got the same amount of evidence we're conspiring to hide the existence of unicorns or Atlantis or the fact that John Candy didn't die and has been secretly making movies since 1994 - that's right boyo, we're all watching the Planes, Trains and Automobiles sequel on our untraceable network connections in our cones of silence. You keep picking straws out of the pile and talking about how bright and shiny is the needle you just found. Semipenultimate (talk) 19:02, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

I generally try to live my life as politely as I can. However I’m sick of this shit, angered by speed, anc disinhibited from benzos. As such? I’d like 2 say, fuck you Rob. Like, actually fuck you. I want to be clear here — I don’t know whether you’re a nice person in your personal life liek a fireman a good father or some shit like that. But I don’t fucking care if you’re a good or bad person or not. Your actions though? Fucking appalling. Your statements and rhetoric about this shit are absolutely abhorrent and honestly aren’t worth debating, because you’re either lying or you’re so immersed in doublethink that’s you genuinely can’t see how wrong they are. Either way, nothing we say could ever convince you. Every time you spread this shit, you make the world a bit worse. the only appropriate response is to tell you to go fuck yourself. I sincerely hope that you learn to not do this shit sh in the future . No I will not debate, add to, or explain this any further, and I will not respond to anyone. If it’s too rude or whatever, just fucking revert it or whatever. Idgaf I’ve said my piece. 💖 A S E L A ಮಾತು 💖 19:19, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

Rob, where TF are my links? Twodots (talk) 19:47, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
What links? This one or this one? nobsHell to the Thief! 20:23, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Listen here, you little chunk of dishonest horseshit: Before we decide to change the results of the presidential election, you're going to need a teensy bit more evidence than a low-quality YT vid and shitty, obscure website that's described by MBFC as being "extreme right-wing" and "extreme right". Oh, and don't forget that it "is also affiliated with the questionable American Principles Project which advocates for immigration reform, banning abortions, and denying LGBTQ equal rights." I do my homework, dipshit. Twodots (talk) 21:24, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
D'ya mind giving me some links that aren't, uh, y'know, full of total bullshit? I mean, you have six million votes to invalidate, right? Better get cracking, Robbiekins. Twodots (talk) 21:25, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
No, actually less the 46,000. Did you watch the Georgia and Michigan hearings yesterday? or the Nevada court hearing? nobsHell to the Thief! 21:44, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
WTF is "less the 46,600" supposed to mean? And no, I didn't bother to watch the however-long hearings because
A: I have things to do, and
B: Nearly every case that Trump's lawyers have brought up have been shot down.
Oh, and C: It's boring as hell and I can just read a summary or a transcript later without having to wait through all the stuttering idiots, long, awkward pauses, and bluster. Twodots (talk) 21:52, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
I did watch the Nevada hearing yesterday, although I didn't watch the stream today wherein the judge dismissed the case with prejudice for total lack of actual evidence and ordered the contestant to pay the defendant's court costs. 1-44 in court for Trump and his goblins. Semipenultimate (talk) 22:47, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Take a drink any time you see the phrase 'Contestant did not (prove|establish|etc.) under any standard of proof' - you'll be dead before you're done. Cue your assassination of the judge's character and simultaneous shrilling that he's just another part of the vast conspiracy. Semipenultimate (talk) 22:51, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
Well I guess that's why we have a court of final appeal. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:20, 5 December 2020 (UTC)
With all that confidence I'm surprised you don't take me up on my offer. Semipenultimate (talk) 00:40, 5 December 2020 (UTC)

Straight Question.[edit]

This is a very straight question so I expect, if you are capable, you giving me a straight answer.... you ready?

  • Why do you persist in claiming 138000 or so ballots were found and added to Biden's Michigan tally when this is known to be false?

I can't be straighter than that. So why? AceModerator`

I don't know it to be false. We need credible explanations for these ballot dumps. nobsHell to the Thief! 03:16, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
You should never ask Rob any "straight questions" as he will only respond with conspiracy theories and unsourced bullshit. What kind of reference is a PNG file on conservapedia? That is no proof of anything. It is, given this webshite's propensity for bullshit and lies, a falsehood propagated from some paranoid fake news site. —cosmikdebris talk stalk 03:43, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob, we have been over this. here. Yes, I know you think it is liberal fake news. But the actual math, as seen here. From the actual count shows Biden only receiving 15,347 votes. Not 15,3347 but 15,347 votes. So, straight question... why do you keep lying? AceModerator 04:03, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
I don't know where the error occurred. I don't if or who allegedly "fixed" it. And your sources stink. nobsHell to the Thief! 04:14, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
We may not even be talking about the same incident. 138k is not 153k. Were GOP challengers allowed to fill out incident reports? nobsHell to the Thief! 04:16, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
No Rob. The count in that Michigan district is 15,347 votes for Biden. If you were right the count would be 15,3347. 138000 votes were not added. You aren't even right mathematically. Can you show me a single count that shows anything greater than 15,347? You can't. There is no possible way you can be right. So - it isn't a question of the numbers being in dispute. It is... why do you lie? AceModerator 05:17, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
The machines need to be examined, and Jocelyn Benson is hardly credible. One too many 'errors'. nobsHell to the Thief! 05:30, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob, not a single source says Biden received anything but 15,347 for that county. If you total up the math for every vote counted in the district it all adds up correctly. There was not an extra 138000 votes added to Biden's tally. So, why do you keep lying. This is very simple - it's fucking math. It isn't blue v. red, it isn't fake news. It's math. Like Andy likes to say 2 + 2 = 4. So, straight question, why do you keep saying Biden received 138000 extra votes when it is unequivocally false? Why do you lie? This is a straight question, with no fudge factor. Biden received 15,347 in the district. So why do you persist in lying? AceModerator 05:53, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
I have no idea what county or counties it occurred in. All I know is what was reported by the Secretary of State's office. nobsHell to the Thief! 06:51, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
Find me a credible investigator, a Robert Mueller or John Durham, to investigate and establish facts, and we can agree on the outcome. nobsHell to the Thief! 06:54, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
No Rob. You show me a district of Michigan where Biden's vote tally increased by 138000 votes overnight. You make that claim so either out up the evidence or just admit you're lying. Just admit it. Be a man and admit you're lying but don't care. Stop being so spinless. AceModerator 07:54, 6 December 2020 (UTC)

nobsHell to the Thief! 16:33, 6 December 2020 (UTC)

So you are totally incapable of being a man and having some honour in at least admitting you are lying? We need better conservatives/right-wingers because this current bunch are just spinless losers. AceModerator 21:19, 6 December 2020 (UTC)
Hey. sources familiar with the matter say Gen. Flynn is doing a court-ordered forensics exam of the Michigan voting machines right now. Be patient. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:42, 7 December 2020 (UTC)
You are unbelievably sleazy and it’s a shame these people are so inept they can’t even manage to ban you. 2600:1008:B00B:D0B3:9D69:6A68:BF37:AE62 (talk) 00:47, 7 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob, your claim was 138000 ballots were added to Biden's total whereas this has been corrected and Biden's total was 15,347. Every single source states Biden received 15,347 votes and the math adds up. So why can't you admit you're lying? AceModerator 00:52, 7 December 2020 (UTC)

Pointing & laughing[edit]

Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 12:28, 7 December 2020 (UTC)

The Kraken![edit]

The Kraken has been unleashed and it is derpy. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 16:16, 7 December 2020 (UTC)

So let me get this right[edit]

You maintain that a huge effort has been put to task in order to subvert the election and steal it for Biden. You maintain this delusion or position, if you will, even while Trumps own appointed judges laugh him out of court - with prejudice. That’s the position you’re staking out for yourself? AceModerator 09:07, 8 December 2020 (UTC)

Hey, you never know (although we do all know). Maybe this time, they'll be lucky. Maybe this time, they'll wiiiiiiin... Semipenultimate (talk) 15:57, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
Trump totally won Georgia. Oxyaena Harass 16:47, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
Time to get started? DocYankemPrevent Truth Decay!16:50, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
What on earth are you basing that claim on Oxy? They've done two recounts, and the result hasn't changed in any significant way. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 16:56, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
@Knight Commander It's a joke. Oxyaena Harass 17:03, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
Ok, sorry. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 17:19, 8 December 2020 (UTC)
Pages 4-5, Texas v. Pennsylvania et al, "more than 173,000 ballots in the Wayne County, MI center that cannot be tied to a registered voter". nobsHell to the Thief! 06:31, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
The most amazing thing of all is how Democrats ever thought they'd get away with it, and proving that they're stupid enough to believe their own lies. Of course, they will learn nothing from this experience. nobsHell to the Thief! 06:37, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
The section you cite Paxton lists as 'testifying under oath'. Paxton is mentioning statements for which you like to deploy the term 'signed affadavits' when you may not know just how useless a signed affadavit is as evidence in an actual court of law. We know first that there's no bad faith effort you guys won't take, and we know that saying a thing does not make it true - i.e. you can write on a piece of paper in front a big crowd 'I swear in this affadavit that the President's lawyer said that I should be tortured to death' but that doesn't mean I can wave it in front of the police and have them arrest you, or hand it to a prosecutor and have any hope of seeing you in prison, or have any hope in a lawsuit, without having evidence that the President's lawyer said I should be tortured to death.. Without substance - which, again, you guys haven't offered at any of the 50+ trials you've lost on this - you will not ever succeed before a bench. But that's not the goal, is it? The goal is character assassination and fear, as it always was; that and to drive donations into your little gilded idol's pocket. Semipenultimate (talk) 16:16, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
There are 934 sworn affadavits. They aren't needed anyway. The written instructions from Kathy Boockvar, Jocelyn Benson, the Wisconsin Election Commission, and Brad Raffensperger are sufficient to prove a 14th Amendment violation of equal rights. nobsHell to the Thief! 17:39, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
SCOTUS isn't going to touch this steaming pile, and you know it. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 18:42, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
SCOTUS already rejected the PA case. Get the idea? DocYankemPrevent Truth Decay!18:49, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
Ah, no. The case is still on the docket (they denied emergency injunctive relief, and that case doesn't deal with Electors). Additionally, Louisiana is suing 5 states today. See what happens when you listen to MSM commie media? You look like fools.
How and When the SCOTUS Will Overturn the Election (I never even broke a sweat over any of this). nobsHell to the Thief! 18:52, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
Does this mean you'll take the bet?--Hastur! (talk) 19:03, 9 December 2020 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────Shush, man. If Texas had a problem with other states' revised voting procedures, the time to file suit was immediately after those measures passed. And even then, SCOTUS would've told 'em to fuck off because lack of standing. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 19:00, 9 December 2020 (UTC)

That's the problem. The legislatures in 3 states didn't "pass" anything, and the 4th state violated its own Constitution when it did make changes to election law. And in that 4th state (Pennsylvania), Bookvar was legislating illegal and unconstitutional election laws on election day itself. nobsHell to the Thief! 19:33, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
When one state sues another state, it goes directly to SCOTUS. The state has standing. And when one state violates the federal equal protection clause by counting illegal votes, states that did not violate the federal constitution have standing. nobsHell to the Thief! 19:41, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
@RobSmith Standing here requires compelling evidence of an "injury in fact". Put simply, unless SCOTUS is suddenly minded to swallow the Trumpian guff re. massive fraud sufficient to swing the election, Texas' case will get the same short shrift as Kelly's. If you listen carefully, you'll hear the world's smallest violin and the world's saddest trombone playing just for you. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 22:47, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
14th Amendment violations of equal voting rights is an injury in fact. One point you may be missing is, the plaintiffs do not necessarily have to prove tens and hundreds of thousands of cases of illegal ballots and voter fraud, all they need to prove is that administrators in the four states allowed it to happen, in violation of state law; (in the case of Pennsylvania, SCOTUS will have to rule that Act 77 was unconstitutional, in addition to the Pennsylvania Supreme Court's unconstitutional judicial activism). nobsHell to the Thief! 04:45, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
Investment Watch? A conspiracy-based web page is your source of information? That'll solve all your problems until January 20th. DocYankemPrevent Truth Decay!19:15, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
Kelly vs Pennsylvania was denied a hearing. Case dismissed.Ariel31459 (talk) 19:24, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
Injunctive relief was denied. The case is still pending certiori. nobsHell to the Thief! 19:33, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
That was the entire case. You must be referring to some other case, with as much chance to succeed as that one. Ariel31459 (talk) 19:41, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
The case is still pending. Scroll down. There were two Amicus motions made after the denial of emergency relief. nobsHell to the Thief! 19:48, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
Now SCOTUS has two options: it can nullify the new laws, or it can nullify the elections. Either way, Trump wins. A third option for SCOTUS would be to commit hari kari, toss out the Constitution, and agree to communist court packing. nobsHell to the Thief! 19:52, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
We can't compensate for the two SC seats stolen by Republicans if there isn't a senate majority to do so; and if there was a vast untraceable undetectable never-needed-to-email-or-text each other conspiracy out there, it would have stolen a safe Senate majority as well. But we live in reality, and in reality, Kentuckians love Mitch McConnell for some goddamn reason! Semipenultimate (talk) 20:01, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
You're also forgetting a fourth option: your understanding of the situation is fundamentally flawed by your willingness to uncritically swallow everything fed to you by people for whom facts, evidence, and truth do not matter, and consequently your perspective and evidentiary standards are fucked. Hearsay is generally inadmissible as evidence. Semipenultimate (talk) 20:01, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
(ec) So what have we learned from this? Faith works, and people who allow themselves to be led down the garden path by Satan get fooled. nobsHell to the Thief! 20:02, 9 December 2020 (UTC)

@Ariel31459 He's referring to the guff Jenna Ellis spouted in the aftermath. You are correct: Kelly only filed an application for injunctive relief. No separate case was filed, so there's nothing pending cert here. I've no idea what special super-crack Rob is smoking re. the amicus briefs. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 20:07, 9 December 2020 (UTC)

So that is the position you are staking out for yourself. Wow Rob, just...wow... AceModerator 00:36, 10 December 2020 (UTC)
@Ace McWicked, as a Kiwi, you may not understand how bad the levels of batshittery has gotten at the highest levels of government in the US. The tRump team's filing with the US Supreme Court contained this gem: "The constitutional issue is not whether voters committed fraud but whether state officials violated the law by systematically loosening the measures for ballot integrity so that fraud becomes undetectable.", basically admitting that not only do they not have evidence but claiming that it is not even hypothetically possible to find evidence. This was filed by the State of Texas under the aegis of the state Attorney General, Ken Paxton. Paxton was subpoenaed by the FBI on the same day as the filing for allegedly accepting bribes.[4] Last month Paxton fired or shoved out all the whistleblowers under him for reporting his bribery activity.[5] Bongolian (talk) 05:40, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
Oh I know. I’m credentialed in Political Science with a special interest in contemporary US and NZ politics. AceModerator 05:54, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
Ok, good. Do you suppose SCOTUS will take hearsay evidence from Peter Strzok into consideration? nobsHell to the Thief! 15:15, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
Now let's discuss for a moment the willful blindness in Bongolian's assertion. (A) The "tRump team" did not make the filing; (B) "whether state officials violated the law by systematically loosening the measures for ballot integrity," then Bongolian makes the leap to say that there is no evidence, when in fact we have the written instructions from three Secretary of States' offices and the Wisconsin Election Board. (C) "The constitutional issue is not....", Bongolian's reading comprehension is lagging and apparently has a hard time figuring out what the word "not" means with his brilliant conclusion, "admitting that not only do they not have evidence [of fraud] but claiming that it is not even hypothetically possible." (D) Typical Bongolian, a resort to ad hominems when his brain can't comprehend simple issues.
I believe I have discussed all these issues already in this thread. nobsHell to the Thief! 15:30, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── The issue is quite simple: Who writes the law? the legislature or Executive branch officials? With the Covid pandemic, there already has been numerous examples of Executive branch officials, mayors and governors, exceeding their authority by writing new laws which have been overturned in the courts. And state elections officials exceeding their authority again, under the guise of mail-in ballots, is just one more such example.

Just as mayors and governors cannot close down churches due to a pandemic, so likewise they cannot rewrite election law due to a pandemic, be it through mail-in ballots with no safeguards or restricting observers in the vote count.

Only in the case of Pennsylvania does the issue become more complicated, because a Republican legislature did pass a statue that the PA Supreme Court failed to overturn, and the legislation itself violated Pennsylvania's own state Constitution. So now the US Supreme Court gets to decide the issue. nobsHell to the Thief! 15:48, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

These are fundamental issues that the modern conservative movement is critical of: the cp:Administrative state and cp:Judicial activism. Executive branch officials in the states seized the legislative function and wrote election law. In the Pennsylvania case, judicial activists on the PA Supreme Court wrote election law. Now we get to see just how truly "conservative" the SCOTUS really is. nobsHell to the Thief! 16:04, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

Back in the real world, this case is DOA, as SCOTUS will confirm shortly. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 21:00, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
You should learn how the American judicial system works. When the court grants certiori, it's not DOA. Only when they deny cert. nobsHell to the Thief! 22:20, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
Reading the Pennsylvania response, they don't even address the Constitutional issues of violations of voting rights. Rather, they make they absurd claim of partisanship and sore losers. That may fly in a 4th grade elementary civics class (which they don't even teach anymore)`and the MSM, but we have some rather respected constitutional jurists sitting on the court and bringing the case. nobsHell to the Thief! 22:25, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
Sorry, but I just don't see where SCOTUS is going to grant or confirm Executive branch diktatorial powers. nobsHell to the Thief! 22:28, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
He's dead, Jim... Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 23:47, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
You can poke him with a stick for a while, but I think you're fucked.DocYankemPrevent Truth Decay!00:30, 12 December 2020 (UTC)
I'm fully expecting the Rob Smith Dinner Theatre version of Weekend at Bernie's. Helena Bonham Carter (talk) 00:50, 12 December 2020 (UTC)
Well, SCOTUS may have well bend over and grease it up with vaseline; they're are about to get packed in the ass. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:10, 12 December 2020 (UTC)

Are you a communist?[edit]

I'm starting to think you're a communist. Because clearly you hate money. If you take my bet you'll get a hundred dollars easy. Cmon, Rob. What'll it take? I'll tell you what, you don't even have to send the money to me. You can donate it to RationalWiki instead, help keep the servers running so we can keep making these fun bets you're sure to win--Hastur! (talk) 15:53, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

That makes no sense. Communists are the most power-crazed greediest fucks I ever met. nobsHell to the Thief! 16:13, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
Communists like that lurking horror show Mitch McConnell. AceModerator 07:14, 12 December 2020 (UTC)

58 court cases plus a Supreme Court hearing.[edit]

Every single one has been thrown out due to lack of evidence. How long are you going to hang on to the delusion that there was wide spread voter fraud that you have discovered yet somehow Trumps legal team is unable to find? Do you really think that RobS of Conservapedia has uncovered the fraud and if only Trumps legal team were to visit Conservapedia then they would be able to make a water-tight case? Rob, this is crazy even for you. AceModerator 14:39, 14 December 2020 (UTC)

Nobs has a hotline straight to God. He don't need no stinkin' evidence. Oxyaena Harass 14:45, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
See also the core of his religion's faith, the presumption of guilt and murder by the Clintons with respect to James McDougal, Mary Mahoney, Vince Foster, Ron Brown (and everyone else on his plane), C. Victor Raiser, Paul Tulley, Ed Willey, Jerry Parks, James Bunch, James Wilson, Kathy Ferguson, Bill Shelton, Walter Dartmouth, Gandy Baugh, Florence Martin, Suzanne Coleman, Paula Grober, Danny Casolaro, Paul Wilcher, Jon Parnell Walker, Barbara Wise, Charles Meissner, Stanley Heard, Barry Seal, Johnny Lawhorn Jr., Stanley Huggins, Hershell Friday, Kevin Ives, Don Henry, Keith Coney, Keith McMaskle, Gregory Collins, Jeff Rhodes, James Milan, Richard Winters, William Barkley, Scott Reynolds, Brian Hanley, Tim Sabel, William Robertson, William Densberger, Robert Kelly, Gary Rhodes, Steve Willis, Robert Williams, Conway LeBeau, Todd McKeehan and Seth Rich, just to start the list. If the right-wing noise machine makes some loud sounds, he swallows it down and is done thinking about it - he has his little reflex machine running along just fine. Point out how Trump is paying himself out of the public coffers by booking events at his venues (visible, known, proven) and his mind cuts off any thought as to what that means with 'Well, Clinton ran drugs out of Arkansas and killed like seventy people to cover it up' (asserted, hearsay, unproven). Once you're that far down the liar's hole, it's child's play to presume there's a vast conspiracy of telepaths which has no defectors in it's 100,000-strong crew that tweaked just enough Presidential votes for Biden across multiple states. The alternative is for him to rethink the last 30 years of things he's been fed by people he's inclined to believe, and that would be way more uncomfortable than just shouting at all of us. Semipenultimate (talk) 16:33, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
P.S. one of the above names is made-the-fuck-up. Go find Waldo, nobs! Semipenultimate (talk) 16:33, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
nobsHell to the Thief! 17:05, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
FYI markup/encoding has obfuscated your linky. Semipenultimate (talk) 17:50, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
Fixed! Apart from the extremely un-Republican Circle Jerks song, it's the kind of video I'd presume would be removed by Youtube, likely because the OP has gone on a spree killing. Semipenultimate (talk) 22:38, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
Now THIS is the kind of song to get a Trumpie toe-tapping. It's got slurs, refugees being targeted, gleeful civilian deaths - right up your alley. Semipenultimate (talk) 22:38, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
Un-Republican? Perhaps you're right. Read the description from Youtube. [6] "So kick back, cadillac, and watch social cohesion corrode under the NWO." nobsHell to the Thief! 22:55, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
Not the video; the context of the song itself, released when Reagan was president and directly attacking him for putting people into breadlines. Remember how you guys, for 20+ years, had no goddamn idea what 'Born in the USA' was actually about? Or just didn't care, because you paid no attention to the lyrics, just shouted the chorus as loud as you could? Well, one might say something very similar about your understanding of the Circle Jerks. Punk bands weren't exactly, how shall I put it, fans of Reaganism or Republicans in the 80s. Semipenultimate (talk) 23:31, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
Also, simultaneously, Tipper Gore was full of shit. It's amazing how it's possible for people on both sides of the aisle to be wrong on an issue; why it's almost like the world isn't the Manichean black-white hellscape you perceive it to be! Semipenultimate (talk) 23:36, 14 December 2020 (UTC)
So the tables have flipped now since the collapse of the Soviet Union. Populists are the anti-NWO types and extreme leftists have become the NWO. Is that the argument now? nobsHell to the Thief! 00:31, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
Maybe this will help prompt your memory and help put things in perspective. [7] nobsHell to the Thief! 00:40, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
No nobs, it's always been the same: that the richest and most powerful construct all the rules to benefit themselves when we allow them to do so, regardless of the flag they fly or the party they identify with. I was against Jeff Bezos and Michael Bloomberg getting into politics just as much as I opposed, and continue to oppose, Trump. I've gone on record that Trump, the government of China, -and- the American businesses that exploit cheap and slave labor in China in an effort to drive down the wages they pay to Americans, are all fucking awful at root. And yet you have it in your brain that by opposing an unchecked child like Donald Trump, I must must MUST love the government of China, there is no third option, it's with-us-against-us for you forever and ever, so QED I'm a brainwashed Chicom, end of story. Semipenultimate (talk) 00:51, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
W/r/t your link, I can only presume you post it to paint Clinton as a milksop weakling? I mean we know you prefer Trump's solutions for those who dare to voice dissent against him. Semipenultimate (talk) 00:55, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
So Trump's in bed with CCP and destroying American jobs? How did he ever get elected then, anyway? And I suppose $350 billion in tariffs was just a cover story, right? nobsHell to the Thief! 00:59, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
Close; Capitalism is in bed with the CCP and destroying American jobs. Trump got elected because he played on your fears and insecurites and made impossible promises. The tariffs are in line with Trump's executive fiat style of governing and you've ended up paying for them. Less a cover story and more the appearance of doing something useful. Semipenultimate (talk) 01:13, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
Well, ultimately I think we'll see the tariffs were never paid, and the CCP retaliated by unleashing the CCP virus. This is why deep staters always called Trump dangerous, cause he never considered that that could happen. But we'll have to leave that one to history books to tell. Meanwhile, Hunter and Joe appear set to get rich quick getting back to business-as-usual destroying American jobs and prosperity. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:28, 15 December 2020 (UTC)

Your sig[edit]

What do you mean with the "Hell to the Thief" exactly, pray tell? Are you suggesting that you're invoking some witchcraft or curse that sends the forces of Hell against some presumed thief or something? Would this make you a minion of devilish forces yourself? Please advise. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 19:19, 14 December 2020 (UTC)

I think he's a "fellow" Radiohead fanWikipedia Rockford the Roe (talk) 19:28, 14 December 2020 (UTC)

So Biden now confirmed as President-Elect[edit]

It's done Rob. No one could prove any fraud whatsoever. You lost. Deal with it. AceModerator 00:39, 15 December 2020 (UTC)

No it ain't. Now Congress has to deal with dueling electors. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:01, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
Here, this could help as a primer. Warning: CRS was caught issuing a bullshit report during the sham impeachment. nobsHell to the Thief! 01:03, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
Okay does this mean you'll take my bet or do you not actually believe what you're saying?--Hastur! (talk) 01:10, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
Rob playing The Black Knight still. AceModerator 01:28, 15 December 2020 (UTC)
Right, thanks, says there on page 6 that you have no hope since your dead-enders will raise objections, the majority vote in the House will fail, and those objections will be set aside. But then again you don't need any court successes or actual victory - your people start from the presumption that monstrous voter fraud is true, you circulate some hysterical out-of-context videos and mounds of unquestioned hearsay, and that's all you require before you're off to the next hyperbolic response. Semipenultimate (talk) 19:11, 16 December 2020 (UTC)
Now if you study the election of 1876 closely, you will see that Congress did not act as the Constitution provided. Most members didn't want to fight the Civil War again, so they appointed a Commission to meet behind closed doors to study the matter.
However, many more things can happen, for example Trump could invoke E.0. 13848 and seize the Georgia machines as evidence. nobsHell to the Thief! 22:29, 16 December 2020 (UTC)
For all this talk about the fate of the Senate hanging in the balance in the Georgia runoff, no one from either side will accept the results if they are run Dominion machines again. nobsHell to the Thief! 22:31, 16 December 2020 (UTC)
Trolls don't make bets for the same reason they stay under their bridges and off the highway: they can't pay the tolls.DocYankemPrevent Truth Decay!
And they do business with the Night Man, who, well, yikes. Can't trust 'em! Semipenultimate (talk) 15:08, 17 December 2020 (UTC)

The Death of Stalin[edit]

Have you seen it? It's a comedy mocking the USSR. Steve Buscemi plays Khrushchev--Hastur! (talk) 03:43, 16 December 2020 (UTC)

Peaceful Oregon Protestors[edit]

You mean the ones pepper spraying police who were caught on video kicking in a glass door?--Hastur! (talk) 06:57, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

What? Only a racist scum would not call them peaceful protesters. nobsHell to the Thief! 17:01, 22 December 2020 (UTC)
You should watch Death of Stalin. You'd enjoy it--Hastur! (talk) 17:22, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

Thoughts?[edit]

A Dem is seeking to audit an election. Are you consistent in your support for investigating potential polling errors or not? ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 17:14, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

Why not? I'm tired of winning anyway. nobsHell to the Thief! 18:47, 22 December 2020 (UTC)

What happened to you?[edit]

You haven't been around for over 2 weeks. What's up old man? Did you suffer a mental breakdown over the defeat of your Lord and Savior or something?

Anyway, I kinda miss your presence here. Mostly I miss permablocking you to fight boredom. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 17:06, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

Saving the Republic is a 24/7 job. No rest for the wicked. nobsHell to the Thief! 17:21, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Well I'm glad you're not dead at least. That's the biggest compliment you're likely to get from me. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 17:30, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

You have been wanting this.[edit]

With all your bullshit about election fraud, communism and other such bollocks. Now The Capitol has been stormed and a woman shot by pro Trump fascists. I say fascists with conviction, not just labeling anyone who disagrees commies like you do. You and your ilk are responsible for this. The blood is on your hands.--Mercian (talk) 20:48, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

The Capitol Police are pro-Trump fascists? Interesting concept. nobsHell to the Thief!
No you are a pro Trump fascist. Your support of this coup and willingness to subvert the will of the people proves this. A woman was killed by one of you cult, I believe that makes you a murderer by proxy. You have fallen into LT/Ken territory in supporting terrorism if it suits your aims or you do not like the victims.--Mercian (talk) 23:16, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Are you talking about Heather Heyer, who was killed in a riot organized by a Biden supporter? nobsHell to the Thief! 00:17, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Too far. No one likes the alt-right. But the left in that situation weren’t rioting and didn’t attack the terrorist that crashed his car into the crowd. It’s not their fault. Sievert 81 (talk) 00:38, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Richard B. SpencerWikipedia, a Biden supporter, organized the riot. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:49, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
”After Donald Trump was elected president, Spencer urged his supporters to "party like it's 1933," the year Hitler came to power in Germany.[14] In the weeks following, Spencer quoted Nazi propaganda and denounced Jews.[15] At a conference Spencer held celebrating the election, Spencer cried: "Hail Trump, hail our people, hail victory!"; subsequently Mike Enoch led a number of Spencer's supporters in performing a Nazi salute and a chant similar to the Sieg Heil chant.[16][17]”
What part of this is “Biden supporting”? Fuck the alt right, fuck Nazis, and fuck UTR. Sievert 81 (talk) 00:55, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
"In 2020, following the assassination of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani, Spencer said that he regretted voting for Trump.[120] In August of that year, Spencer said that he planned to vote for Joe Biden and the straight Democratic ticket in the November election. "
What part of agent provocateurWikipedia don't you understand? nobsHell to the Thief! 01:09, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Yeah, I just saw this. It's fucking terrifying. There's blood on your hands nobs you fucking shriveled prick! Fuck you, I rescind my previous gratitude that you aren't dead yet you poisonous fart. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 20:53, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Rob feels no responsibility for his part in this. Nutty Roux (talk) 20:56, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Looks like an Antifa false flag. 21:08, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
The Constitution of The United States of America. The document that these people claim they would die and kill for. They have just wiped shit from their arses with it. --Mercian (talk) 21:19, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
With this crowd, it's all lip service to America until their -real- flag makes an emergence and they start singing 'Tomorrow Belongs To Me'. Semipenultimate (talk) 21:24, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Fuck you, Nobs. Just in general, really. Fuck you. Twodots (talk) 21:24, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Oh nobs, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Washington State, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a Trump lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum, and I wish you would just leave this site.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. People with bad cases of COVID avoid you. Because of your face, the long-eared jerboa population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this great nation. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid, set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish, cult-like beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even goats won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. --Goatspeed. Fossil evidence of my evolutionCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my experiments 09:12, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

Wow. I'm truly humbled, that I could inspire such flowery prose. nobsHell to the Thief! 09:34, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Well, that's good to know, cuz you deserve it. --Goatspeed. Fossil evidence of my evolutionCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my experiments 19:41, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

I've desysopped and infinite banned Rob.[edit]

I know this is against the rules. I don't care. If someone does care enough, they can remop and unblock him. I'll do it again. If someone cares even more, they can coop me. I'll accept any and all punishment, but I firmly think Rob needs to go. He has blood on his hands. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 21:29, 6 January 2021 (UTC)

KC. There is procedure. I am reinstating Nobs. Coop him if you want him gone. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 22:13, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
I do not think he should be banned. I do not think he should be a sysop.--Mercian (talk) 22:36, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Nobs has never abused his sysop rights here. Point to a case of him abusing his rights if you want it removed. Make a coop case of him breaking our CS if he breaks it. That's the way we do things. We do not wantonly block people. Sysoprevoke is not set based on a "we don't like this person", it's tied to active rights abuse such as edit warring (or as a side effect of enacting a block). Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 23:41, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
But he's such a dirtbag! Twodots (talk) 23:46, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Arguably, if being a dirtbag was grounds for revocation of system operator status, this wiki wouldn't have been updated since 2001. Kencolt (talk) 23:56, 6 January 2021 (UTC)
Can someone explain what is happening here? I don’t think Rob is the one that organized the “insurrection”. 75.174.82.23 (talk) 00:01, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
Rumor is, Biden is going to invoke the Insurrection Act and force us all to stop saying mother, father, brother, sister, man and woman. nobsHell to the Thief! 00:11, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
I doubt it. I think Kamala is the one you need to be worried about. Biden is bad, yes, but not enough to destroy America. Small businesses are doomed though. Sievert 81 (talk) 00:16, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

Coop[edit]

A case involving you has been raised at the Chicken Coop. Feel free to comment. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 00:14, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

Happy now?[edit]

You unbalanced freak. A total waste, a whirling gyre of shit stained gibberish packaged as something resembling a human but without the mental fortitude to pull it off. You ham-fisted, unstable cunt. Ho Ho Ho - merry Xmas you grimace goblin. It was your type of fucking rhetoric that lead to this fucking shit. I’d ask what the fuck is wrong with you but you don’t even know. My work here is done as is yours.... but you will learn... nothing... AceModerator 08:19, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

God bless Antifa, as the House chaplain just said. nobsHell to the Thief! 09:35, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
yah my brother. As a NZ member of the US Antifa I scold you. You fucking nitwit. AceModerator 10:26, 7 January 2021 (UTC)
What? I have been told I need to be civil and respectful Knobs. --Mercian (talk) 22:57, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

Apologies[edit]

I couldn't find a shred of dirt on you, so I'm retracting my perma vote. Of course, this isn't saying that there isn't evidence- simply that I'm too tired/lazy to continue dredging through your hundreds of thousands of edits. However, I can't, in good conscience, continue advocating for a permanent ban until said evidence is found or until someone presents a convincing argument to the contrary. Twodots (talk) 03:31, 9 January 2021 (UTC)

Well thank you. And your taking a stand on the unfairness of making charges first and producing evidence later is commendable. nobsEnter at your own risk 05:35, 9 January 2021 (UTC)
You however have made no changes to your attitude at all. You are still blaming everybody for this treason except the man who has committed it. You still stoke divisions that have got people killed. You remain a scumbag.--Mercian (talk) 08:25, 9 January 2021 (UTC)
This picture shows the sort of person that nobs, Schlafly, Trump etc are cheering on as great patriots. [8]. Given this nobs is not the sort of person, banned or no, that should be apoligised too. This great patriot among others is someone who is likely to be pardoned by Trump in the next week--Mercian (talk) 08:54, 9 January 2021 (UTC)
Yeah what the fuck? No one needs to apologise to Rob. He earns what he deserves. Not least because his name besmirched the good name of Robert Smith...AceModerator 09:35, 9 January 2021 (UTC)
Fuck you man

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────I retract my apology- a shitload of evidence just showed up, ala KC. I've re-added my perma vote, as well. Twodots (talk) 17:51, 9 January 2021 (UTC)

nobsEnter at your own risk 14:07, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Which of these Capitol insurrectionists are secret leftists?[edit]

Was it Jakob Angeli, QAnon believer and bison man? Was it Richard "Bigo" Barnett, who was photographed with his feet on Pelosi's desk, and who leads his own gun rights group? Derrick Evans, member of the GOP House of Delegates in Virginia? It kinda seems like there was an awful lot of Trump supporters at this riot you claim was instigated by antifa-Hastur! (talk) 18:39, 9 January 2021 (UTC)

Buffalo man apparently is the same as BLM activist Viking man. And Derrick Evans only ran a Republican after he was defeated in the Democrat primary. [9]
You don't seem to realize yet that much of the MAGA crowd are ex-Democrats who voted for Obama and the Biden's sold their jobs to the CCP, so of course there would be some stupid rowdies in the crowd. nobsEnter at your own risk 14:28, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
Nobs we've been over this a dozen times; -capitalism- exported those jobs overseas, on account of how that system places no valuation on where the work occurs, only that it be as cheap as possible. Protection of American jobs is cast as socialism by your political ilk; after all, it's something unions support, and all unions are evil, therefore everything they support is evil, QED. Secondly, Derrick Fucking Evans. This asshole? The guy who converted to a Republican in 2016 on the Trump wave? This guy, the one who kept violating a restraining order from a Charleston abortion clinic worker? Because if this asshole is just some deep-cover liberal, great, you have the convenient power to instantly disavow and write off anyone, even Trump himself, who was a Democrat until 2009. Semipenultimate (talk) 18:20, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
Crony capitalists (a form of corporaivism or fascism) exported jobs to China to take advantage of CCP slave labor. Trump stopped that, which is why the Uniparty, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, and multinational corporatists in bed with the CCP want him out. Evans was a Democrat. Period. Evans ran as a Republican cause (a) he could not gain entry into the corript Democrat machine, and (b) the Republican party is barely existent in his neck of the woods. When people voted for him, they voted for reform against the corrupt Democrat machine that bars outsiders from entrance. nobsEnter at your own risk 19:39, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
So I've got your agreement then that capitalism is inherently devoid of ethics or morality, and that when it is being used by the powerful to leverage themselves against the weak, it is being used as intended and designed? Semipenultimate (talk) 20:56, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
No, I would disagree with that. Capitalism is basically a system of weights and measures. Can it be used unjustly by somebidy putting their thumb on the scale (e.g., Amazon's recent actions against Parler). Certainly. Would Amzon be more effective if were nationalized, i.e. administered by the government. Most certainly not. Therefore, it will remain a crony capitalist until a democratically elected government, if such were possible, takes action to cut the umbilical cord and rein in Amazon's abuses. nobsEnter at your own risk 22:23, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
In the second issue, you're alleging that this person is a Democrat. Since, per your own beliefs, we Democrats are all in ideological lockstep with no room for variation allowed, it is impossible for him to be a Democrat if he does not support a woman's right to choose. He has been very clear in public and private that he genuinely and deeply supports the same mandatory-Republican article of political faith that you do, i.e. that abortion is murder. This is a person who leads weekly protests at an abortion clinic. This is a person who routinely harasses and threatens abortion clinic workers. This is a person who has had a restraining order taken out against them for this, and they have routinely violated said order. Do you actually believe that this person does not sincerely hold these beliefs, based on their repeated public and private conduct? Semipenultimate (talk) 21:08, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
Evans is a West Virginia Democrat, which is hybrid species apart from national Democrats. The last West Virginia Republican probably died in the Hatfield-McCoy dispute. nobsEnter at your own risk 22:23, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
They're obviously a deep-cover Antifa!!!!Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 21:24, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

Trolling on the Chicken Coop[edit]

You are hereby advised to cease irrelevant trolling on the Chicken Coop. You are entitled to defend yourself there, but since trolling has been raised as one of the offenses that brought you to the Coop, you are advised to cease trolling. As per precedent, your rights may be preemptively removed until the vote completes if you continue this behavior. Bongolian (talk) 20:20, 11 January 2021 (UTC)

10-4 Good buddy. nobsEnter at your own risk 22:13, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
BTW, as a longtime editor dating back to the original cabal, will I be afforded the honor of posting a final statement before the hammer falls? nobsEnter at your own risk 22:31, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
You can certainly make one here on your talk page. Maybe even Saloon Bar. The vote will close at earliest in just about 3 days. I'd be willing to endorse for it to go the full 2 weeks in order to see your (presumably weepy) reaction to the Biden Inauguration. Knight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 22:36, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
Well, I just want to thank everybody for their tolerance and the privilege to allow me to be a member until now, and remark on the tragedy of a loss of dialogue. nobsEnter at your own risk 22:39, 11 January 2021 (UTC)
Tolerant of a man who supports the insurrectionist traitor that is Trump?--Mercian (talk) 21:41, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Show the evidence, not more crap you pulled out of your asshole like the Mueller Report or impeachment 1.0. nobsEnter at your own risk 21:57, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
This is why you're being banned. Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 22:02, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Makes perfect sense. Bring a coop case with no charges, then when I speak up to defend myself against bullshit, call it trolling the coop. The Whole World Is Watching! 22:18, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Cool, glad to hear you completely and totally agree with yourself being cooped. Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 22:30, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
See, this is what you communist leftists are incapable of understanding - coersion is not consent. nobsEnter at your own risk 23:11, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────I'm not a communist, Rob. Also, it's "coercion". Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 23:14, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

You don't have to consent to being banned, Rob. That's what bans are for: people who won't stop on their own. Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 23:16, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
You're not a communist? What are you doing in bed with them? nobsEnter at your own risk 23:17, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Socialism is sexy, whaddya want from me? Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 23:20, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
You should see a threrapist for being sexually maladjusted, or try prayer. nobsEnter at your own risk 23:22, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
What's a "threrapist"? Is that a furry thing? Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 23:25, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
A therapist would ask you why 100 million victims of Marxism gives you hard on. nobsEnter at your own risk 23:30, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Why're you talking about therapists? We're talking about furry psychologists- get with the program, Rob. Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 23:38, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Right. Just like rape and the Obamacare individual mandate is not consent, either. nobsEnter at your own risk 23:18, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
"people who won't stop on their own" - one edit in response to someone trolling my talk page is why I'm being banned. nobsEnter at your own risk 23:20, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
No, it's mostly because a large group of sysops here don't like you very much. Myself included. Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 23:24, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Although not close to half as much as the others- you pissed off a lot of people, apparently. Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 23:27, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Good. I successfully turned RW into another CP. nobsEnter at your own risk 23:30, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
After a long hard slog of 13 years, there are rumblings of a reform movement from plebs; but here at RW, you all are competing for the Karajou Banhammer Award. nobsEnter at your own risk 23:34, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Hot take, how about we all stop talking to this nutsack and just ignore him until he goes away 💖 A S E L A ಮಾತು 💖 23:39, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Awww, but he's funny! Twodots Annoy me Look, ma! 23:41, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Shit, I'm going to miss this. I always felt there was something positve that came from our give-and-take. Life in an echo chamber sucks, which you guys will find out soon enough. nobsEnter at your own risk 23:49, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
shut the fuck off thanks bye 💖 A S E L A ಮಾತು 💖 23:50, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
For 8 years I refused to bend the knee for Obama, and it was tolerated; now a white man is being installed, and because of his white privelege you want to shut me up. Thus whole experience only proves what gutless wonders and bunch of racists you are. nobsEnter at your own risk 04:18, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
(EC)Maybe less funny for someone towards whom he holds a special hatred that only a pure bigot can. Someone like Asela for instance. Also Twodots. Best adhere to the old adage and TrollKnight CommanderIn ServiceTo HerGoatness 23:53, 12 January 2021 (UTC)
Come now, some respect for the man who was nominated for "Conservative of the Year 2020" [10]. He's in some esteemed company. Mike Pence was a nominee but was removed because for once in his life he actually did the right thing by following the law. From Conservative of the Year nominee to "Hang Mike Pence" because he followed the constitution, quite a downfall.--Mercian (talk) 01:21, 13 January 2021 (UTC)
Who am I to judge Mike Putz? to his own master he rises or falls. 01:42, 13 January 2021 (UTC)