User talk:Shabidoo

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Fresh virginal new talk page. ShabiDOO 09:12, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

Your views on Atheism are misguided, to say the least[edit]

Gentlemen! I will lick your precious ROM, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be masturbating over Operation Cheese, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

"The Scripture saith, The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God; it is not said, The fool hath thought in his heart; so as he rather saith it, by rote to himself, as that he would have, than that he can thoroughly believe it, or be persuaded of it....It appeareth in nothing more, that atheism is rather in the lip, than in the heart of man." - Sir Francis Bacon, his essay Of Atheism

The Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy states: "In 1885, the Duke of Argyll recounted a conversation he had had with Charles Darwin the year before Darwin's death: In the course of that conversation I said to Mr. Darwin, with reference to some of his own remarkable works on the Fertilization of Orchids, and upon The Earthworms, and various other observations he made of the wonderful contrivances for certain purposes in nature — I said it was impossible to look at these without seeing that they were the effect and the expression of Mind. I shall never forget Mr. Darwin's answer. He looked at me very hard and said, “Well, that often comes over me with overwhelming force; but at other times,” and he shook his head vaguely, adding, “it seems to go away. ”(Argyll 1885, 244)"

Researchers at Oxford University have reported finding children who, when questioned, express their understanding that there is a Creator, without having had any such teaching from parents or teachers about this matter.

But I am no doubt just wasting my time, seeking to convince misguided atheists of their folly. If you didn't lack machismo, you would no doubt have the moral courage to admit your mistakes. Olé olé olé!Sicilian (talk) 23:14, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

Huh? ShabiDOO 23:43, 3 February 2021 (UTC)
Oh my God! Shabi, Ken has vandalized your talkpage! Heinous! How heinous! This is an embarrassment! - Rairyu75 (Talk) 23:46, 3 February 2021 (UTC)
What a random place for a Ken rant. Pizza SLICE.gifChef Moosolini’s Ristorante ItalianoMake a Reservation 01:35, 4 February 2021 (UTC)
Nothing like a few paragraphs of derp to decorate a fresh new talk page. ShabiDOO 09:36, 4 February 2021 (UTC)


An "extremist" is one who's views are on the extreme ends of the current Overton Window. Basically, my definition treats them as the radicals among radicals. But again, it's not being extreme itself that can make such groups and individuals unacceptable in society, but rather the behaviors that cause them to be classified as extremists to begin with. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 05:17, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

Yeah Grammar that makes sense. ShabiDOO 03:47, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
By the way are we ever going to play Go? ShabiDOO 03:47, 1 March 2021 (UTC)

Thank you Plutocow[edit]

For saving me from having to read whatever unpleasantness was posted on my talkpage. ShabiDOO

Dear ShabiDOO[edit]

ShabiDOO, you wrote: "I think if Jesus were actually divine (lol) and met Ken he would be pretty horrified by his chronic un-christian-ness." - ShabiDOO, March 29, 2021

If there is one thing that Jesus is horrified by it is your reading comprehension skills. If I were to net $50,000 on a business transaction that would not necesarily mean I earn a six-figure income for a year. ShabiDoo, let me guess, you attended public schools and did not attend private, Christian schools. I suggest reading the material on Ace's talk page with greater due diligence! I know it is hard for you to believe that people are able to make $50,000 on business transactions, but please broaden your horizons. You are prisoner of a self-imposed bubble of possibilities in life. Business to business transactions can certainly be large at times. Please think more like a businessman and less like an employee! Mindset my man, mindset.

In about 12 months or so, God willing, much to the chagrin of an atheist who goes by the moniker of ShabiDOO, God will bless a humble, and lowly bondservant of His with a $50,000+ check. An the icing on the cake is it will be due to a transaction of mine with a self-proclaimed atheist. A pretty nice atheist woman who is very much unlike the atheists at this wiki! Yes, my atheist friends, God does have a sense of humor.

In addition, God is not made in your image, ShabiDOO. Stop making Him into a chap with poor reading skills who has self-limiting beliefs!LikeMostPeople (talk) 07:57, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

Derp de derp de deprity derp de derpity derp derp derp. ShabiDOO 09:09, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
ShabiDOO, read: Essay: Dearest ShabiDOO, the atheist bubble boy whose trapped in a bubble of low expectations and self-limiting beliefsSkyRunner (talk) 10:19, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
If you don't mind, can I get in on this? Fuck derp fucking nonentity. Jesus fucking bitch fuck. I have to tell you this? You numbed butted fuck-o. Hot damn you wasteful filth. And yeah weird bitch - cant for the life of me understand how impotent So and so at atheist website said the following. if you have 150K fucking hAWm-wallet. Ace://about blank ~
$50,000, Ken? Only $50,000? That's pitiful. I personally know people who handle and make scores more, not yearly, but monthly. Your boasting impresses me little, and your cowardice and refusal to reveal the name of the site you supported disappoints me greatly. On second thought, I am not disappointed, as the Word has made it clear: see 1 Timothy 6:10, and reconsider your desires and celebrations. You may need to repent, to save your soul. Repent, or face eternal damnation! IveBeenFrank (talk) 10:48, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
I think we should just call Ken and all of his socks Mr. Derp from now on.ShabiDOO 11:01, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
“Mr Poot” was bad enough, we don’t need more embarrassing nicknames. Christopher (talk) 11:04, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
Hmmmm... I may have been drinking when typing out this latest screed. Ah well. Ace://about blank 14:32, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
Shabi, are you even an atheist? Pizza SLICE.gifChef Moosolini’s Ristorante ItalianoMake a Reservation 15:14, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
Yes. Religion is evil toxic death. The Abrahamic religions in particular are irredeemable poison. If God actually exists (which he almost certainly doesn't) then he hates you and wishes a plague upon us. ShabiDOO 15:32, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

Christopher and Plutocow[edit]

I should start paying you for undoing all this talk_page shittery. Thanks for undoing it. I imagine the last one was another Ken sock? ShabiDOO 19:39, 3 April 2021 (UTC)

Hey, quick question...[edit]

Hi Shabidoo!

I was wondering, what are your thoughts on Gale5050 having been finally huffed on Uncyclopedia? I know that this is kind of unrelated to RationalWiki but considering how said user exists here I thought if would be relevant for me to ask. Celeste (talk) 15:04, 8 May 2021 (UTC)

Hey Celeste. I think maybe a permaban is a little over the top. But it was certainly time for a lengthy ban. He was at a point where even a 48 hour block brought absolutely no change. And he acted as though he was untouchable. I think it very likely he suffers from a problem somewhere on the autism spectrum or a related problem. Accommodations should be make for such people of which he was given patience and understanding in abundance. I admire the patience you had and giving him many many chances. I don't blame you for a second for giving him those chances. However it seems that when one is unable to pick up on any social cues at all, will go to extreme lengths to get their way that anything short of extremely strict boundaries and guaranteed consequences for breaking those boundaries are necessary if they are to participate in the wiki. I think about two or three weeks ago his behaviour got bad enough to the point that it was clear to me he cannot be redeemed without a lengthy ban. The fact that he did/said something very hurtful to you TWICE and shows ZERO remorse is the best example of this. I would suggest blocking him for 3 to 6 months and when he returns making it clear that the slightest breaking of a sanction will mean a month long block or longer. I fear...anything less will have him just shitting up the website and being a serious detriment to the place. I hope this makes sense. ShabiDOO 20:37, 8 May 2021 (UTC)
It did. I went with three years simply because I believe that people can change, but I don't think that the aforementioned user would be "ready to revisit Uncyclopedia" after just a few months. Consistently attempting to push the rules, especially since early April (with the "cancellations" simply because I wasn't replying on my talk page promptly) and showing no remorse for arguably "very poor" behavior was what pushed me past the invisible threshold of "triggeredness". No one's above the rules, not even bureaucrats. If only governments knew that. Celeste (talk) 02:47, 9 May 2021 (UTC)
Three years aren't particularly unreasonable either! I think the site will greatly benefit from his absence...especially in next few months. Enjoy your semi-break (you should DEFINITELY take it). Don't forget to take a look at MrX's new VFH article (Chapter 1). Super fucking hilarious shit! ShabiDOO 03:13, 9 May 2021 (UTC)


I apologize for snapping at you and LGM. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 11:30, 7 June 2021 (UTC)

We were both hasty in our comments. When are we going to play go? ShabiDOO 11:48, 7 June 2021 (UTC)
When I get around to installing the client on my new computer. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 01:36, 10 June 2021 (UTC)
Tbh I thought you had a point but again I'm not entirely sure what I could make out of it. I do voice suspicions but I do get real hesitant using indef bans. Idk if reversion and "meh" on talk page is acceptable, which I did a few times. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 01:49, 10 June 2021 (UTC)