Andrew Jackson

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Gazing at Jackson with modern eyes reveals him as a perfect model for the modern reactionary, combining a Ron Paul–esque hatred of central banking, a Scalia-esque strict constructionism, a Sarah Palin–esque hatred for intellectuals, and a George W. Bush–esque love of military brio.
—Jonathan Chait[1]

Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson was the seventh President of the United States, and the first from the Democratic Party; the Jackass is the mascot of the party to this day. Prior to the presidency, he was the first (military) governor of Florida. He was the first populist president. Up until that point, they were all hand-picked from the aristocracy. Jackson was the son of a prostitute; he represented an early version of the American dream.

Racially speaking, he was complete trash, and then add in the unfortunate fact that 19th-century governments generally did not give a crap about non-whites, and you've got yourself an exercise in creative brutality. His expansionist policies often led to conflicts with Native Americans and men like Davy Crockett who opposed his ideals, the results often ended up bordering on genocide. However, it was his economic policies as president, as well as his trade agreements, helped launch the United States into the early stages of the Industrial Revolution.

Presidency[edit]

Jacksonian democracy[edit]

The best quality in a person was loyalty to Andrew Jackson. John Quincy Adams tried to establish a meritocracy in government instead of a patronage system; Jackson called him a corrupt closet Federalist, and then appointed only people loyal to him. It took 100 years to reform the civil service employment practices. (See Spoils system.) This is called nepotism, and it has recently found its way back into the executive office.

During his Presidency, Jackson oversaw the development of a system that came to be known as "Jacksonian democracy", a populist movement built on a coalition of farmers and urban laborers which was characterized by agrarianism, appeals against "aristocracy" and the "elites", brushing the issue of slavery under the rug for the time being, and a fervent belief in America's manifest destiny. Credit where credit's due: he oversaw the expansion of universal suffrage (for white males, anyway) and the peak of voter turnout in the US (at about 80% by 1840), supported the abolition of the Electoral College, and recognized how the power of money could corrupt politics and lead to the breakdown of democracy. Historians also credit him with firmly establishing the power of the Presidency in the US government; however, most of his successors were rather weak Presidents until Lincoln. He was also instrumental in advancing the American economy, improving the value of the U.S. dollar, and industrializing the United States in both the public and private sectors, one such example being the funding of the first railroad system, which would begin in the 1830's. Because of that, he was the one directly responsible for bringing the Industrial Revolution to the United States. Under him, bills passed that would allow for more property rights, incentives for the working-class, and lower taxes, which, for the time, was quite beneficial in private industrialization, which, in turn, led to a rapid expansion in U.S. national capital. The irony is that his party was generally against the centralization of executive power that he exercised during his presidency. Because of that, he can easily be compared to Franklin D. Roosevelt, who began shifting the democratic party in a new direction.

Jackson was also highly critical of major corporations and feared the growing power of trusts and monopolies. He established strong protectionary government programs and federalized certain services that would benefit the common (white male) worker. He limited the power of the banks, which pissed off a lot of rich stockholders, but they were pretty much the only ones who legitimately hated him. While he was a champion of capitalistic policies and free market, he believed that it was problematic, and so, believing everyone (white males) had an equal right to the same economic advantages, he passed equal protection laws to ensure that the country would go in a direction that would allow for what he believed to be a far more egalitarian society. Perhaps his most important act as president was his dismantling of Alexander Hamilton's central banking policy, which was responsible for a great deal of class division early on in the 19th century. He stated that this was his proudest achievement in life. His economic policy, structural reform, support for an egalitarian society, economic nationalism, and hatred of the corrupt banking system sounds a lot like someone else we know.

However, in terms of his social policies, Old Hickory-dickory-dock's Presidency is a demonstration of how seemingly noble populist beliefs can be taken way too goddamned far. His opposition to financial power and central banking did have some repercussions later on, as he lacked the foresight to see that the next generation of politicians were complete buffoons who woud take things too far through poor implementation, therefore setting off a wave of deregulated banking that, combined with his gold-bug monetary policies, culminated in the Panic of 1837Wikipedia's W.svg and an economic depression that lasted until 1843. (Naturally, it was his successor, Martin Van Buren, who had to deal with the fallout.)[2] He deeply embedded cronyism into the culture of Washington, D.C., overseeing the rise of the spoils system and working around the little logic-buster it presented for his populism and opposition to the "financial elites" by claiming that allowing people to buy their way into the halls of power was, in fact, a way to encourage political participation and overturn the entrenched bureaucracy. He was also a strict constructionist who opposed private sector infrastructure projects on the grounds that it should be the states paying for them, and public education on the grounds that it would interfere with the role of parents and churches in raising children (sounds like another asshole we all know and hate). He did have his limits on that front, though, as demonstrated by his willingness to go to war with South Carolina over the nullification crisis.

Race relations[edit]

Americans probably best know Jackson today as the man responsible for what is now known as the ethnic cleansing of Native Americans, specifically the Trail of Tears that saw the "Five Civilized Tribes" (the Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Creek, and Seminole) deported from Florida, Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi all the way out to Oklahoma, ignoring land rights and Supreme Court decisions. Consider also that the people relocated by the Trail of Tears had already assimilated into U.S. culture without resistance, and that he personally knew some of them, since he had fought side by side with them in the War of 1812.[3] The federal government had respected their claim up to that point, but Jackson argued that it was illegal for the government to respect those rights.[4]

Tribes were uprooted from "perked" and prime land and sent to places that were less hospitable. They were whipped and held at gunpoint, and sometimes rammed together in wagons to speed up relocation. Mass burials were not uncommon, and since the fee for burying a Native was considerably larger than for a white person, the tribes would eventually be billed for this service. There are accounts of soldiers who expressed outrage and shame over what happened.[5] Roughly 16,000 Cherokee were removed from their homes, and 4,000 died on the journey.

Jackson not only kept slaves (the exact number is estimated at just under 200), but traded in them,[6] opposed their eventual emancipation, and was exceptionally cruel to them. Jackson once paid for an "Advertisement for Runaway Slave" that offered $50 for the return of the slave "and ten dollars extra, for every hundred lashes any person will give him."[7] Jackson oversaw the implementation of the "gag rule" that forbade discussion of slavery in Congress.[8]

Sheer WTFery[edit]

On his first day in office, Jackson's supporters thoroughly trashed the White House, starting a tradition of sorts.[9] On his last day in office, Jackson lamented that he "had been unable to shoot Henry Clay or to hang John C. Calhoun." One hopes that he was joking, but he probably wasn't.[10] To top it off, he shot a man in a duel when that man referred to him as a bigamist, which was technically true. During Jackson's funeral, his pet parrot had to be forcibly removed because it would not stop uttering profanities.[11]

Legacy[edit]

A nation in denial.

The American government nonetheless saw fit to put his portrait on its $20 bill, apparently because he killed a bunch of British soldiers during the battle of New Orleans in the War of 1812, among a few other things, and got elected. Putting him on the twenty is especially odd considering that Jackson opposed paper money. When a movement arose in the 2010s to get a woman on US currency, the most popular proposal quickly became having her replace Jackson on the $20 (as opposed to Alexander Hamilton on the $10, the original idea) due to his checkered past, and sure enough, it was announced in 2016 that Jackson would be replaced by Harriet Tubman in 2020.[12] He's also appeared on thirteen US postage stamps, more than anybody else save for George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin.

It goes without saying that Jackson's legacy in the present day is a very contested and controversial one. On one hand, historians credit him with breaking down the traditionalism and privilege that was emerging in the young nation, laying down the foundation for America's classically liberal, laissez-faire society and political culture. On the other hand, they also credit him with ethnic cleansing, policies that were racist even by the standards of his time, a disastrous economic program, and an attitude towards slavery that radicalized both sides of the debate and saw growing problems ignored for future generations to solve. In general, the people who see him the most positively today are those that would have been his political base back in the day - white, mostly male, rural dwellers with little means and often even less education. Urbanites, minorities of any kind or people with a college education tend to have a dimmer view of him. Unfortunately his shtick of playing to poor whitey works even today, as evidenced by Donald Trump.

However, he probably had the most badass last words ever out of any other president. I killed the bank.

References[edit]

Presidents of the United States
Washington (n/a) - J. Adams (Fed.) - Jefferson (Dem-Rep) - Madison (Dem-Rep) - Monroe (Dem-Rep) - J.Q. Adams (Dem-Rep) - Jackson (D) - Van Buren (D) - Harrison (Whig) - Tyler (Whig) - Polk (D) - Taylor (Whig) - Fillmore (Whig) - Pierce (D) - Buchanan (D) - Lincoln (R) - A. Johnson (D*) - Grant (R) - Hayes (R) - Garfield (R) - Arthur (R) - Cleveland (D) - Harrison (R) - Cleveland (D) again - McKinley (R) - T. Roosevelt (R) - Taft (R) - Wilson (D) - Harding (R) - Coolidge (R) - Hoover (R) - F.D. Roosevelt (D) - Truman (D) - Eisenhower (R) - Kennedy (D) - L.B. Johnson (D) - Nixon (R) - Ford (R) - Carter (D) - Reagan (R) - G.H.W. Bush (R) - Clinton (D) - G.W. Bush (R) - Obama (D) - Trump (R) (incumbent)
*Ran for VP on the "National Union" ticket together with Lincoln but was otherwise a lifelong Democrat