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The Real History Channel, formerly known as Tomatobubble.com, is a Neo-Nazi conspiracy theory website run by a guy called Mike King. The site touts a variety of New World Order and Rothschild conspiracy theories as well as other disturbing viewpoints including Nazi apologism, anti-Semitism, Holocaust denial, white supremacism, and anti-Americanism. It should then come to no surprise that pro-Hitler, claiming he was a champion of the people. It takes the side of the Axis Powers in WWII, including Germany and Japan. Lately, the site has been endorsing Qanon and referring COVID-19 as "Stupid-19", because of course it does.

Mike King really likes promoting his toilet paper.[1] There's an awful lot of these, which can go up to 30 bucks, which is a lot of money to spend on ass-wiping. They were banned in Amazon and Kindle for obvious reasons, but due to the carelessness of that silly Cabal™, he is allowed to sell on his platform, just not on Amazon and Kindle.

Why don't (((they))) want you to know about Mike King? Probably because he's some crazy online weirdo who has an ugly website, which the niche is already packed with company.

World War II[edit]

The site promotes one of his toilet paper rolls, with a proud endorsement by David Duke, as a "red pill" book[2] while also scoffing at the idea of "20 or so different genders / sexual orientations". Psst, don't tell Mike King that the red pill, a concepte created by trans women, is an allegory to estrogen pills!

Bombing of Dresden[edit]

The site makes false claims about the bombing of Dresden, saying it was an intentional massacre of civilians by the Evil Jew-controlled Allies. This ignores that the city was a military-industrial powerhouse for the Nazis and was a major contributor to the war effort.

Who started it[edit]

The site claims that the evil Jew-owned France attacked Germany first, therefore justifying Germany's behavior towards it. The Saar Offensive was real, but it was a spectacular failure and did little to halt Germany's blitzkrieg assault on Poland. Instead, the author tries to spin this to say France started it all, which is a patent misrepresentation.[3]

Napoleonic Wars[edit]

The site takes the side of Napoleon Bonaparte's France in the context of the Napoleonic Wars, highlighting his anti-Usury decree and the role of the Rothschilds in the British war effort. One article claims that the Plot of the rue Saint-Nicaise wasn't carried out by the Royalists (like most historians agree that it was), but it was actually carried out by the Jacobins (who are also working with the Rothschild family, apparently).[4]

ISIS[edit]

In one article from this site, the author implies ISIS is fake, Western people killed by it were not really killed, and that the beheading videos were faked by America to justify a war. This is despite the real journalists and aid workers having gone missing, photographs of them dead being published by ISIS, and the large ISIS control in the Levant, the last of which the author implies is fake.[5] Great way to honor the dead, huh?

Israeli-Palestinian conflict[edit]

The site takes a pro-Palestine and anti-Israel stance, likely because of the author's intense hatred of the Jews™.[6]

Politics[edit]

The author claims Bernie Sanders is bad and evil because he's a Jew (even though his views lean more towards secular humanism) and he receives financial backing from the Jewish elite (even though he doesn't accept donations from corporations or unions, and he doesn't have a Super PAC). Also, "he's a Communist!!!!!11!1!" can be observed.[5]

Unsurprisingly, Mike King endorses QAnon conspiracy theories.[7] He has, however, condemned QAnon in a stopped-clock moment for apparently believing in the "official narrative" of Adolf Hitler, World War II and The Holocaust (the last one, he put in airquotes) in the same fashion as commies and "libtards". He has supported his air-headed claims with statements by making like comparisons between Hitler's Mein Kampf and QAnon's goals, only that QAnon avoids referring to Jewish people directly in favor of Rothschilds, the Sulzbergers, Jeffery Epstein, Les Wexner, Mike Bloomberg, Harvey Weinstein, Mark Zuckerberg, Sheryl Sandberg, Ghislane Maxwell, George Soros, Klaus Schwab, Marina Abramovic, Hollywood Moguls, Mossad, ADL, "Neo-Cons," Israel Lobby, ACLU, Ivy League, Wall Street, Federal Reserve, and BlackRock. He also compared the unfair press "attacking" Trump (more like simply reporting the crap he spewed on a near daily basis) just like how the unfair press "attacked" Hitler (more like simply reporting the crap he spewed on a near daily basis). His last brilliant comparison has him saying that fake millions of dead from the Holocaust are just like the fake millions of lost ballots and fake Covid cases (which he put Covid in quotes).

Mike King compares Trump to Hitler as praise for Trump.

Science[edit]

Evolution[edit]

Big shocker, the author claims evolution did not happen and creationism is true instead (Ben Stein take note!). He says that Darwin admitted there were no transitional fossils, even though later in the same article the author admits many old fossils exist. He ignores that these fossils indicate old evolution by saying "new life forms came onto the scene suddenly". He also says that evolution is impossible to test with an experiment, and is therefore unscientific and false. This is another variation of the "Well I didn't see it, so it isn't real!" argument, which creationists fail to apply to God or their religion, because somehow those are magically exempt.

Climate change[edit]

You know it when the intellectual rigor of climate change denial circles is utterly rancid when that side has more than just a few deranged Neo-Nazi conspiracists taking your side. The Real History Channel promotes a book called Climate Bogeyman and it is self-described as "funny" and "informative"

American Civil War[edit]

Unlike many far-right websites, which tend to indulge in Confederate apologia, this website takes a pro-Union, pro-Abraham Lincoln stance regarding the American Civil War. In an article called "Judah Benjamin: The Big Jew of the Confederacy", it accuses the whole conflict of being caused by the evil international bankers of the Rothschild family via Confederate Secretary of State Judah Philip Benjamin, the end goal being to leave America weak, divided, and easy prey for their influence. Fortunately, the Russian Tsar Alexander II stepped in and dispatched his fleets to San Francisco and New York in order to deter the "Rothschild-controlled" Britain and France from intervening on the side of the Confederacy, which was apparently the only reason why they didn't (and not, say, the fact that any neutral observer could tell right away that the Confederacy would get crushed, or that Britain needed Yankee wheat more than Dixie cotton).[8]

North Korea[edit]

Unsurprisingly, the author is pro-North Korea. They even went so far as to claim that North Korea is actually a wonderful place to live where everyone is happy, and that Israel/Zionists/Evil Jews is waging a war against North Korea.[9]

See also[edit]

  • History Channel — not run by Nazis, but plenty of Hitler
  • Smoloko News, if Mike King had a crazy brother just like him then it would be Smoloko in terms of anti-Semitism, pseudohistory, Holocaust denial, crazy conspiracy theories, pro-North Korea stance, and Rothschilds being tied to the Confederacy and the Civil War.
  • Haig's Law; this is a butt ugly website designed by a kook.

References[edit]

  1. The Real History Channel's "Banned" Books. The covers are insane as you expect them, and we don't even think some of the art is his, as we don't have high expectations for his ability to art.
  2. The Real History Channel. "THE BAD WAR". Accessed September 27, 2021.
  3. New York Times Shock Headline: September 7, 1939 by Mike King, Tomatobubble.com (archived from April 25, 2019).
  4. Rothschild vs Napoleon: The Bomb Plot by Mike King, Tomatobubble.com (archived from January 20, 2020).
  5. 5.0 5.1 Sugar the Cat Held Hostage by ISIS. Archived from tomatobubble.com, 25 February 2016.
  6. Anti-semitism is a Mental Disorder! Archived from tomatobubble.com, 25 February 2016.
  7. King, M. STOP THE IDIOTIC "NAZI" COMPARISONS! An Open Letter to the Q Anon / Conspiracy Community. The Real History Channel. Accessed September 27, 2021.
  8. Judah Benjamin: The Big Jew of the Confederacy (Archive). Tomatobubble.
  9. North Korea Being Framed. Archived from tomatobubble.com, 19 December 2014.