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April 2024

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9 Herr Schlafly rubbernecken on der "tantalizing possibility" of ein German Conservapedia using das AI blinkenlights. Given his record mit languages und translating this could result in das lulz.

February 2024

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20 Ken and Rob both break the 20RR Rule in an epic five-hour edit war

January 2024

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Apparently Ken is still having his tantrum about getting banned after 4 yearsConservlogo late april.png, is still regurgitating his usual lame attempts at assassinating our morale, and still watches over the talkpage of this very WIGO like a hawk- and all of this was over a random comment generator. Cope, seethe and mald, Señor Ken.

December 2023

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Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty we are free at last.
Finally liberated, Ken uploads the 🏳️‍🌈most recognizable symbol of his core identity 🏳️‍🌈.
The colors of the 🏳️‍🌈 rainbow 🏳️‍🌈 were enumerated by User:Newton.

November 2023

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21Heath Ledger, 28, a straight actor best known as one of Brokeback Mountain's homosexual cowboys, died in his Manhattan apartment in 2008 from an accidental overdose of painkillers, sleeping pills, anti-anxiety medication and other prescription drugs.
Stay tuned to see whether Canadian beer, Canadian bacon and syrup will cause a homosexual Buffalo resident to meet the same fate.

October 2023

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21Many founders of the Nazi party were homosexual, and homosexuality remained common and rampant in the Nazi party throughout its existence.
Sigh, one can only dream... if only one could have fit in better, had one been born at the right time in the right place.

September 2023

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Breaking News: Failure of Experiments to Show Genetic Determinism For Homosexuality
Despite denials that ex-homosexuals exist, overcoming homosexuality is possible. So what excuse does Ken have left?
Atheism may have suppressed homosexuality, but what has Ken done to suppress his upright organ around attractive gentlemen like John Wayne?

August 2023

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20We don't want to be like those godless, prideful homosexuals with their depraved pride parades.
Instead, we want to be like those god-fearing, humble contributors of the seminal Summa Homosexualita.

July 2023

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Not content with expunging sneaky liberal bias from the Bible, Andy turns his attention to the Lord's Prayer, which is clearly too supportive of monarchism and the evil globalist agenda. His improved, non-commie version changes "your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven" to the much improved "your paradise arrive, let your will thrive, here as it is in heaven". There, no mention of that pesky globalist earth malarky or kings. Much better.

June 2023

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RobSmith on the Russian invasion of Ukraine

May 2023

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Ken updates his guide to bashing himself.

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Conservapedia reports another setback for the homosexual akenda: "Target Stocks Falls for the 7th Day After Earnings. Now Backlash to Its LGBTQ+ Merch Is Hitting Shares."

April 2023

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Andy homeschools us with the latest news about the terrible tragenda:

March 2023

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Ken shows his commitment to his life goals by updating his agenda:
One small step for Ken, one giant leap out of the closet.

February 2023

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According to esteemed RW alumni and general polymath nobs being trans is a "next-level delusion" just below having a "god complex."

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How do you maintain the reputation of a trustworthy encyclopaedia when it comes to discussing climate science? Use the IPCC as a source? What about NASA? Of course not. What we really need is the learned expertise of David Icke, someone who's quoted in CP's own article as saying he believes "the world is run by reptiles in human form". Yep, now we're even more trustworthy. Yay!

January 2023

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Master educator Andy uses his genius to explain the benefits of phonics. In doing so we learn that: "Boys who grow up in an illiterate-dominant region has a life expectancy in England that is 26 years shorter than a boy who grow up in a highly literate area."

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Andy has more translation insights: Water into wine? Hmm... How about water into grape juice? The age-old debate continues. Bonus: And let's change "dogs" to "homosexuals" while we're at it.

December 2022

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AiG's colossal failure of a theme park is "bigger than woke Disneyland", according to esteemed ratings expert Ken Demeyer.

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Disney's first 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ 🏳️‍🌈 movie catches Ken's attention.

November 2022

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"Don't you just hate microbreweries?

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Ken shares his "findings" about atheism and sexual satisfaction. Meanwhile, it is completely natural for a thoroughly sexually satisfied heterosexual gentleman like Ken to flaunt his carnal peace of mind by bringing us his insights about…

See also: Summa Homosexualita

October 2022

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Ken's attention turns to Matt Walsh and John Oliver's transexual propaganda.

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VargasMilan:Too bad the Third Reich didn't work out. Bonus: The "semites" "meddle in the affairs of other countries.

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According to RobSmith, Ukrainian "trolls" are behind suspected hacks into inactive Conservapedia accounts because reasons.

September 2022

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Ken describes his insights about gay Brit gluttons.

August 2022

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Ken brings the latest news about the homosexual akenda.

July 2022

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Ken describes his insights about homosexuality and parasites and monkeypox.

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Ukrainian mathematician, Maryna Viazovska, has become only the second woman to receive the prestigious Fields Medal.
We eagerly await the official announcement of the recipients of the Fields Medal's merit-based alternative — which winners are announced at the same time so that real achievement is recognized — the ConservaMath Medal 2022 2018 2014 (not awarded yet) 2010 (which Ben Green seems to have won, but more nominations and insights are certainly welcome). Hopefully, neither a woman, nor an Obama-supporter, nor a communist-trained Việt wins (not racist, you politically-correct trickster!), and the liberal claptrap based on the Fields Medal would be eliminated forevermore.

June 2022

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Wishing Ken a happy pride month.
  • Japan bans Same Sex-Marriage. First transexual swimmers are banned from international competitions by the world swimming body and now this! Oh homosexual activists and supporters, feel the sting!
  • Pray away the gay, Spiderman!
  • How the Transgender Community Uses Cult-like Tactics and Unmitigated Fear to Seduce and Destroy.

May 2022

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Ken describes his insights about atheism, pederasty and NAMBLA.

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Protect the Great Replacement article? I'll make my OWN Great Replacement article with blackjack! And hookers!

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Flame war on the new Great Replacement page results in multiple blocks and insults thrown around. Highlights include "You added this stupid symbol for no reason. I bet you've never made a women cum, bastard bitch. I bet you're a TIM who got your dick and balls cut off and a replacer from Mexico or Palinstine.", "LOOK! more broken brackets and stupid formatting errors! let me know when you are done having a gay threesome with Nick Fuentes and Vaush, cockwanker.", as well as RobSmith reverting an edit that gave context to a Biden quote, then protecting the page so no one could fix it. The battle continues on this talk page.

Update: RobSmith(Z) states that if Jackin the box does not write an article about the Right Sector, they are a Holocaust denier.

April 2022

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Ken: "Also, if the state of Minnesota can't even get its policing right as evidenced by its burned down police station in Minneapolis, how in the world can it confidently assert how old the earth is?"

March 2022

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Ken describes his insights about Russia, Ukraine, history, church history and gay parades.

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Aschlafascism 101: Links to Nazi sites by DavidB4? No problem, no apology needed! But don't you dare point it out!11!1!1!1!!!

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The Autistic Patriot adds Fantastic Mr. FoxWikipedia to the list of the worst liberal movies, but commits the ultimate sin of praising it while doing so

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Comrade Nobs encourages the Marxist-Lenninist-Stalinist-Schleftist praxis of piracy.

February 2022

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RobSmith blames Karajou for turning Conservapedia into a Ghost Town

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Andy's new additional reasoning for maintaining the Conservative Bible Project, "liberals are erasing hell".

January 2022

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Ken explains, "Transgender activism also includes the attempts of government and non-governmental agencies to sexualize and recruit small children into the homosexual lifestyle without parental consent."
See also: Psychological projection

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Ken DeMyer says changing language trends are worse than mass shootings.

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Conservapedia now undergoes a white nationalist takeover by Vince Did 7-14 and Mr. Nationalist. Where's Ken? Where's Andy? Where's DavidB4? (oh wait, DavidB4 likes the Daily Stormer) Where's Nobs, the grand marshal commanding the front line persecution of those damn subversive commie libs? Let the record show the depths of depraved hell Conservapedia continues to descend into. But don't worry, for their banishment into oblivion and utter obscurity continues.

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The Alexa ranking of Conservapedia takes another steep dive towards oblivion.

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It's been exactly a year since the January 6th insurrection, while Andy and RobS do their obligatory celebration, Ken slowly turns the site into RationalWikiWiki 6.0.

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It's baaaaaaaaaaaack

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New year resolution? Kennyboy stops caring about the 90/10 rule. This proceeds his arbitrary "enforcement" of 90/10 to weaponize a kangaroo court against ConwayIII, reaching astounding levels of hypocrisy. Conservapedia's attribution of hypocrisy as a liberal trait thus deems Ken an evil librul.

December 2021

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More from Ken's Summa Homosexualita

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New Year's Eve Conservapedian senility: Schlafly demonstrates a failure to distinguish between Ron Paul and Rand Paul.

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The 'Biden regime' are communists and Nazis, says Northwest. No basic understanding of European history...

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Only on Conservapedia do hateful squabblers dedicate hours of time calling others wikiholics.

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"Dr. Rand Paul, Indiana Senator" Behold at the sight of the latest Conservapedian senility, Nobs edition!

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Fake cartoon Phyllis: "This is one of the worst mistreatment of political prisoners I've ever seen!"

Off screen sock puppet: "Where, Phyllis? Communist China? North Korea? The Gulag Archipelago?"

Fake cartoon Phyllis: "The continued imprisonment in D.C. of Trump supporters. Will some patriots die in jail?"

Merry Fucking Christmas from the soiled underpants at Christmas In Conservapedia Hell, 2021

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Conservapedia's decline accelerates rapidly on the highway to utter demise. Merry Christmas!

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The tumbling descent of Conservapedia Alexa rankings into oblivion demonstrates their end is nigh.

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Nobs slacks off for a day. [1]

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LT recruits BHathorn for 2022 midterm drama. [2] Quidam65 joins the party.

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The latest stale MPL Schlafly posting. [3]

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LT's latest spree of bashing RINOs(!!!!) He still has no life!

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Kenny pal declares himself inactive for 66 days, backtracks the following day. What more do you expect?

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It looks like the embargo is over as Ken directly mentions this wiki right on the frontpage EDIT 12/13: Apparently not...

November 2021

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Is Ken's gay bowel syndrome acting up again?

October 2021

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Andrew Schlafly describes his insights about sports that are low on homosexuality.
Is this useful for Ken, who compiles sports, exercise and diet tips?
See also: Inoculation against homosexuality

September 2021

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Ken's attention turns to circumcision and penile cancer.

August 2021

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Ken goes on stike against CP mismanagement. [4]

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LT goes full RobSmith again, recruits 1990'sguy, and reaches 20,000 edits. Looks like someone needs a life...

July 2021

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Senile Schlafly reaches a new level of stupidity. "bUt tHoSe dAmn lIbRuLS deNy InfInitY"

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Schlafly once again shills for conversion therapy. Citation notably missing, hmhmhmhmhmhmhm.....

June 2021

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DavidB4 posts a link to The Daily Stormer while bashing Ben Shapiro. We're not kidding you.(archived proof here)

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Schlafly desysops Kara again. We'll see how long this lasts...

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LT goes full RobSmith with his new article on Millard Tydings.

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Last year, Schlafly bashed Brad Parscale for criticizing Jeff Sessions, and now he's bashing Sessions.

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Supreme Leader Andy says that labeling neo-Nazis as such is "name-calling".

May 2021

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Vindictive Schlafly unpersons a CP user.

April 2021

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There was a harvest Moon. According to Andy, this is a "setback for atheism."

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Karajou returns to the fold

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Schlafly de-sysops Karajou.

March 2021

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LT says CP is currently being infiltrated by some apparent Otisburg wandal disguising themselves cleverly enough to fool everyone except him. Remind you much of this guy?

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Gentleman Ken: "I AM NOT OBSESSED, I AM NOT OBSESSED, I AM NOT OBSESSED"

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So much for owning the libs: Conservapedia's Alexa ranking rapidly tumbles. Is this the end for them?

February 2021

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RobSmith quits.

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LT becomes Kendoll 2.0.

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It's snowing in the Deep Red State of Texas, and the unregulated power grid has collapsed. Luckily, Andy's on the case, blaming the global warming "hoax," and liberals.

January 2021

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Karajou updates his bio.

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Conservapedia’s security certificate expires, causing many people to be unable to access the site without warnings, and mobile users to be unable to access it period. Update: As of 31 January, the site is once again completely inaccessible.

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A fight breaks out between RobS, Pokiera1, and Northwest over a supposed bill to 'persecute conservatives' (it's to arrest Capitol stormers) Highlights include RobS calling Northwest a 'right wing extremist', a collapse box saying "Warning: Take it to RW or whatever hole you crawled out of", and freaking out about reverting the edits of a sysop.

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CP: DO NOT TRUST QANON!!!!!!! Also CP: …if Q is not thwarted, thousands of Deep state political leaders would be indicted and jailed!

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Signups are finally reopened again! Well, for 4 hours,until someone tried to cite The Daily Stormer as a source, and spam links to Niggermania (now oversighted).

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CP is coping hard after Inauguration Day: "There is currently no legitimate president in the White House. Joseph Biden is being claimed by the liberal media, by Big Tech and by the Democrat Party itself to be the 46th and current "president".

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"echo chamber | 1937 |a figurative room with sound-reflecting walls, where people give opinions that influence no one and are heard only by other people who already have their own opinions, such as cable news talk shows" - Andy Schlafly, Founder of Conservapedia

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Setback for Conservapedia's search results on a certain search engine starting with G: New editors are still not allowed to sign up for accounts... Isn't it time for Señor Andy to fly the white flag of surrender and shut down his blog??????/????slash/??//slashslashityslash///???slash?????? Will this help with the rapid secularization of America?

Gentlemen, I hate to do it, but on behalf of all of atheistdom I declare VICTORY! Olé! Olé! Olé!

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Senior Sysop TerryH, who claims to be a medical doctor, says the Covid vaccine may be a "nano-technological device."

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Two of the sites most active editors, Sievert 81 and United States, have been blocked; the former permanently and the latter for a really long time.

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Andy, January 7th 2021: Trump still has a chance to serve a second term. If only his inept advisers weren't standing in his way...

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Andy apparently sees "a [real or perceived] sEhTbAhK 4 tEh VaX" at the most inconvenient of times as something desirable- a sure sign of a diseased mind. (He's clueless!)

December 2020

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From our very own Rob Smith: the smartest man alive believes the election was stolen....because Satan.

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A new Conservapedian homeskolled kiddie named User:United States has been obsessing over the infamous IP abuser (or in his words, "INTERNET TERRORIST1111SHIFT!!!oneone11SHIFT!!1elventy11oneSHIFT!!111one!!!11!!) his own PC BoN #127.0.0.1, and how our very own User:CircularReasoning "wants to go to Chicago and destroy Conservapedia!!1" (As if anyone here on RW has given a shit about CP since 2014 lmao) He is also notably self-absorbed and clearly needs professional help.

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Conservapedia is still suffering from the issues of the DDoS suffered over two weeks ago.

November 2020

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Conservapedia is currently DDoSed as of Nov. 17th... We'd bet a 3-minute block that Karajou'll blame us for it once it's over...

October 2020

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In a breathtaking new display of moral bankruptcy, MPR celebrates an alleged fraudster and money launderer posting child porn on the internet. Can they go any lower?

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Andy takes the Trustworthy Encyclopedia's Main Page Right out into the realms beyond Infowars, screeching about Deep State hospitals, hydroxychloroquine, remdesivir, and inept advisors, after God-Emperor Trump catches the virus he said "affects virtually nobody."

June 2020

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Andy: Attendance at Trump's Tulsa rally was so poor, because people couldn't take hydroxychloroquine to protect themselves. These being the same people who refused to wear masks, and were expected to sign a form indemnifying the Trump campaign if they fall ill.

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"What we've got here..." Andy claims Cool Hand Luke for conservatives: "...admires the refusal of a man ... to allow his spirit to be broken, with religious symbolism. This movie glorifies masculinity and portrays the Deep South favorably.

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CP continues to promote dubious and dangerous hydroxychloroquinone treatment for COVID-19[5][6] despite FDA rescinding its emergency approval and questions about political influence on initial approval.[7][8]

May 2020

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TerryH directs our attention to an adorable article proposing genocide of Palestinians.Here it isimg

April 2020

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In today's episode of "Conservapedia's left hand, meet the right hand", MPR hails the people trying to disrupt the lockdown as patriot heroes while, over on the covidiot article, they are "narcissists who care only about their own gratification and seeking attention and do not care how their self-centered behavior ends up negatively affecting other people or how bad it makes themselves look to the general public". Stalinists on speed, I tell you.

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Once again, Conservapedia marks the main Christian festival, the focal point of the faith itself, with the same old same old babble. Not one word about the risen Christ and the redemption of mankind. Maybe the MSM is fully covering the resurrection, eh?

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The Hill: Why Africa is at Risk of a Catastrophe (Rural Africans with no access to food or health care are ripe for riots. And with no testing, we have no idea about infections.) Andy's synopsis: See libs? Chloroquine works!

March 2020

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Andy: Anthony Fauci is “obstructionist”. Update: Yikes. That's too crazy for Ken and Rob (!) and - holy shit - the reanimated corpse of Ed muthafuckin' Poor!

February 2020

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RobS knows a good editor cuts unnecessary words, as in: "In 2020 some guy tweeted that Stern vowed, in 2008, to never vote Democrat again, eight years before he supported Hillary." It's pretty much the same. (The tweet.)

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Pokeria1 duz history, faceplants spectacularly: "And don't get me started on Oliver Cromwell, who ... was pretty much the reason why King Henry VIII (!) took a slide into totalitarianism with his trying to have a male heir with his War of the Roses (!!)"

January 2020

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Just when Conservapedia seemed to be entering a death spiral of dullness, our very own RobS gives a stunning display of Dunning Kruger syndrome. Keep up the good work, Rob. You could be the next Jerome Corsi.

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Andy is neither weird, obsessive, nor rigid in his thinking. "Setback... for Never-Trumpers! to Never-Trumpers! to liberal narrative of "toxic masculinity"! for vaccine police and Big Pharma! to pro-aborts! for conspiracy deniers! for gun control! for Dem Establishment! for communism! for global warming hoax! for potheads! for global warming hoax! for the liberal media and Nancy Pelosi! to MeToo movement! for global warming alarmism! for Nike's pro-communist globalism! to Overrated Sports Stars! for feminists! for Never Trumpers! to liberal censorship! to global warming hoax! for Darwinists! for Never Trumpers!

December 2019

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Conservative values: Andy faps over Eddie Gallagher's manly war crimes and "lovely" wife, whilst the Saudi regime gets a finger-wagging for the "apparently commanded" Khashoggi killing.

November 2019

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Pokeria1 says the quiet part out loud: Why not just nuke them out of existence and wipe out Islam, which if you ask me is probably the better strategy knowing that both Shia and Sunni variants are pure evil? Now with added fascist delusions of grandeur! Once the Communists are destroyed, I'm making sure that in its place is a Christian theocracy...

October 2019

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Trump, in his great & unmatched wisdom, decides to enrage the jurors in his impending impeachment trial. Blackout drunk on the Kool-Aid, Andy declares victory: Massive setback to neocons and other globalists: Trump is pulling U.S. troops out of Syria.img

September 2019

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Andy: The Pagan NFL shows how little they care about the sport by firing an accused rapist.

August 2019

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Andy: Liberals hate chess, because feminists can't explain why all the best players are men.