My Political Compass results are -8.25 on the economic scale and -8.56 on the social scale. Here is my certificate.
My 8values results are 74.4% equality on the economic axis, 67.6% world on the diplomatic axis, 81.5% liberty on the civil axis, and 85.7% progress on the societal axis. 
My World's Smallest Political Quiz results are 100% on personal issues and 30% on economics issues, putting me in the "Left (Liberal)" category. However, I hate the Nolan Chart it uses, because I find the diamond's perspective to be dizzying.
"You arrreeee... a sun goddess... WHOA! WILL YOU SAAAAAAVVVVEEE MEEEE?!?!? BABE! BABE! BABE!"
"AGONY IS THE PRICE THAT YOU'LL PAY IN THE END!"
"TO SEE, TO BLEED, CANNOT BE TAUGHT! IN TURN, YOU'RE MAKING US... EEERRRRUUHH FUCKING HOSTILE!!!"
"ALL RESEARCH AND SUCCESSFUL DRUG POLICY SHOWS THAT TREATMENT SHOULD BE INCREASED, AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DECREASED WHILE ABOLISHING MANDATORY MINIMUM SENTENCES!"
"DON'T YOU! REALIZE! THAT EVIL! LIVES IN THE MOTHERFUCKING SKIN?!"
"PAIN, PAIN, KILLER, KILLER, PAIN, PAIN, KILLER, KILLAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"BEAT YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND NOW, GO!" *breakdown*
"TEAR RIGHT TO PIECES, LEFT TO RECESS A WATERY GRAVE!"
"But the mutants that I see shine their beauty onto me, I wish you could see them."
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky. But why, why, why can't it be, oh, can't it be mine?"
"I'M BURNING THROUGH THE SKYYY, YEAH! TWO HUNDRED DEGREES, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIT!! I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU!"
"This state of... emergency... is where I want to be."
"SHIT LIVES FOREVER! SHIT LIVES FOREVER!"