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Hola![edit]

Just stopping by and saying hi. Love what you've done with the place, it's quite shiny and official-looking. --Hojini hao 21:57, 2 May 2012 (UTC)

Hey Hoji! I don't think I dusted or polished anything, I prefer what we call "patina" in the antiques trade... what 50s housewives called "grime". Hope you are well! ħumanUser talk:Human 02:21, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
Hoji, eh...I am still pissed at you for not replying to that email I sent you 2 years ago. I replied to you but you never emailed back. I am gonna hold that shit until I die. AceModerator 02:33, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
He was busy colleging and American footballing. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:35, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
Ace was busy sheepfucking. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 02:45, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
Yes I was...assuming "sheepfucking" is American for snorting meth and enjoying life. AceModerator 03:03, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
If by "sorting meth and enjoying life" you mean sheepfucking, then yes, snorting meth and enjoying life is NZ for sheepfucking. Lord of Reckless Noise Hooray! I'm helping! 03:16, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
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Oh my god those colors blew my mind. --Hojini hao 20:11, 3 May 2012 (UTC)
 :) Nice to see you sticking around... wanna join the seekrit kabal? (I have to spell it funny to hide it from the mean people) ħumanUser talk:Human 02:21, 4 May 2012 (UTC)
Is there juicy gossip and pillow fights? If so, then of course. --Hojini hao 04:19, 5 May 2012 (UTC)
Absolutely, of course, what did you expect? That and 8 quart jugs of Goat Pilaf! ħumanUser talk:Human 01:30, 9 May 2012 (UTC)

Bullying[edit]

I won't stand for your bullying any longer. You are on notice. AceModerator 02:11, 9 May 2012 (UTC)

I noticed. Did you bring more beer than you can consume? Otherwise I'm not listening. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:42, 9 May 2012 (UTC)
does it have to be good beer?--il'Dictator Mikal 02:43, 9 May 2012 (UTC)

Some issues with Ray Comfort articles[edit]

While randomly cleaning up the Discovery Institute article yesterday, I found a problem with something Feredir added. I then turned my attention back to a list of his articles I'd been meaning to go through and noticed that he is responsible for ginormous walls of text, just absolutely massive amounts that work out to comprise the bulk of our largest articles. These include some of the articles that Google ranks highly that you and I have discussed. So I was looking at the 4th longest article on the wiki and found a few more problems. I'm exquisitely sensitive to the possibility of getting this kind of thing wrong and I'd be mortified about saying the wrong thing. I'd appreciate your input and counsel. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 02:28, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

I was just reading that comment, yes. I think we should just proactively userfy those "book reviews" and leave it at that. Will that hide them from Google? If not, deletion is the solution to pollution.
Your hope that he will address the question is not going to be satisfied, from what I've seen, he only replies to high compliments. And never copyedits his awful first drafts.
I say terminate with extreme prejudice. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:31, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
I remember trying to edit some of those reviews into shape a year or so ago. They're uniformly horrible and, since they're mostly a one-person vanity project, should go in user/essay space at best. Theory of Practice "I never set out to hit anybody. It's just that a lot of people got hit." -- Andy Roberts 02:35, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
Actually, what he does is whine, and say "then I'll take my ball elsewhere", threatening to make some new anti-Comfort wiki type thing. I don't know of your discussions with The Nut, but in my own view, we need quality articles on these books, cause Comfort, along with DI, and AIG, and whoever is the new kid on the block, need to be refuted. I've never personally been convinced this particular person is really doing a RW worthy job. But I'm one of the No CP bangers, so what do I know.--Green mowse.pngGodot 02:36, 13 May 2012 (UTC) (EC)
I hope I'm not getting this wrong. If I'm not, I think just found 13+k of plagiarism in a single article. I'm not userifying that. I'm deleting it. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 02:37, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
He's like Maratrean. Search for any string from these essays and you'll find it on 4+ sites. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 02:38, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
Are you going to leave the redirects where they are? And what about the other things that he has written (i.e. those youtuber articles)? Peter with added ‼Science‼ 03:23, 13 May 2012 (UTC)
See what I just did at Evolution: A Fairy Tale for Grownups - this ain't rocket science, it's cleaning up a bunch of crap. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:26, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

Template: Rated[edit]

Don't forget to remove the relevant code from all these linked pages after you've kiboshed the template. Theory of Practice "I never set out to hit anybody. It's just that a lot of people got hit." -- Andy Roberts 02:34, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

I'll delete them as I run into them. Or maybe someone who likes to do useless shit can write a robot to do it? ħumanUser talk:Human 02:39, 13 May 2012 (UTC)

We have voted, and our say is final!!!![edit]

And by "we," I mean me. I have voted and decided that you might enjoy this fine piece of music. Enjoy! Lord of Reckless Noise Hooray! I'm helping! 13:26, 14 May 2012 (UTC)

Great song, but so overshadowed by the single that follows in on the American Green Album... [1]. Thanks! ħumanUser talk:Human 03:06, 16 May 2012 (UTC)
True that. Oh well, both are excellent songs just the same. Lord of Reckless Noise Hooray! I'm helping! 08:56, 17 May 2012 (UTC)
Sometimes the bastardised US releases are so much better than their UK counterparts. So many good songs on that record. Utterly groundbreaking - I still remember the day I bought it. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:58, 19 May 2012 (UTC)

Fun:Delicious[edit]

If no one else votes, your vote can save that page. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 02:33, 22 May 2012 (UTC)

I appreciate the heads up. That was very "old school doing it right" of you. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:49, 22 May 2012 (UTC)

Hi![edit]

What's up? I'm out of school for the summer which means I have more time to play on here! Yay! I see this place has changed a lot though. Doesn't look like you guys have as much fun :( Alyssa Bryant (talk) 17:04, 31 May 2012 (UTC)

Yay to have you back around for a while. Yeah, some things have been less fun lately, but nevermind that. Host a party on your talk page! Thanks for looking me up and saying "Hi!" ħumanUser talk:Human 01:33, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

Rules[edit]

RULES AceModerator 04:38, 2 June 2012 (UTC)


Lol,

RULES ħumanUser talk:Human 04:44, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

ROOLZ04:48, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

I think Human is a pretty cool guy[edit]

He doesn't afraid of anything. AceModerator 04:59, 2 June 2012 (UTC)

Would you like to subscribe to my newsletter? ;) ħumanUser talk:Human 01:53, 3 June 2012 (UTC)

Dude[edit]

Why don't you give it a rest for now - and stick up a vote detailing how goddamned ugly it looks with those hideous fucking links? (And Brx, don't fucking get involved here - you'll just be stirring shit you little prick...) AceModerator 03:05, 5 June 2012 (UTC)

Goodpost.gif Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 03:07, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
A vote? A vote? Are you serious? Let's just discuss it. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:20, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
It has already been discussed, and most people seemed to oppose the changes you advocate. As you are still unsatisfied, there is no consensus and the next step is a vote. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 03:22, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
I am having trouble finding this alleged "discussion". Why do you not provide links to back up your assertions? ħumanUser talk:Human 03:44, 8 June 2012 (UTC)
This section and those below it are devoted to the discussion in question--"Shut up, Brx." 03:51, 8 June 2012 (UTC)
That is the discussion I meant. I did not think I needed to reference it, seeing as how we both participated in it. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 03:59, 8 June 2012 (UTC)
Exactly because edit warring is getting nowhere. I would vote for your option Human. AceModerator 03:28, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
Discussion is how we decide. "!Voting" is how the authoritarians decide - and see who their enemies are. Jesus fucking Christ on an Easter stick, has no one here heard of the "secret ballot"? "Voting" in public is not voting. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:44, 8 June 2012 (UTC)
It sometimes happens that a decision cannot be reached by consensus through discussion. That is why we have votes. Also, it is just as easy for "authoritarians" to gauge a person's "enemy" status from their arguments in a public discussion as from their ballot in a public vote. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 04:03, 8 June 2012 (UTC)
So if we can't work it out, the authoritarians call a public !vote? You are an idiot. Discussion is discussion, and anyone can play "devil's advocate" in such. Public voting is so wrong it's not even funny. Those of you who don't get that are a few centuries, if not millennia, behind the times. PS, Ace was just joking. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:37, 10 June 2012 (UTC)

Cheers Human[edit]

I read your comments in the coop. I'm touched, deeply touched. I'm five chapters into my George R.R. Martin inspired novel (A satire of RW). Unsurprisingly, you will play a major role in it. This most recent episode has thankfully helped get me over a nasty period of writer's block.

I haven't left. They may have banned me but I will always be hear. The voice of liberty can only be silenced by tyranny - never extinguished. So long as my ideas survive, so will I. You must carry the torch and fight the cockroaches to the last inch of your being. Never give up. Never surrender. Don't leave. Make them ban you. become a martyr. The more martyrs they create, the more powerful our movement will become. The aspies may have created this bureaucracy, but in time we will rise up and crush the rotten superstructure they have created.

I believe Foster the Cruel can amend his past evil ways. I don't believe him to be the root of all problems here. No, it is to the Sophist we must draw our ire, and challenge at all costs. He argues well and it is difficult to challenge him. But he has a fatal weakness. He is incredibly arrogant. We must prick him of his pomposity. We must crush him.

So much is tied up within you Human. The revolution MUST succeed! — Unsigned, by: 83.71.30.111 / talk / contribs 18:07, 07 June 2012 (UTC)

You terrify us!!! That novel of yours (if you find a publisher) will just get more publicity for RatWiki. Proxima Centauri (talk) 18:27, 7 June 2012 (UTC)

At least he can write a sentence with dependent clauses. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:44, 8 June 2012 (UTC)

If you're lucky all of ten people will start to read your novel and get halfway through the first chapter before giving up through boredom. Proxima Centauri (talk) 18:51, 7 June 2012 (UTC)

More hate? I'd like to read his novel, hell, if he emails me a draft I'll copyedit it for free. And enjoy it, unlike copyediting your work, which I do for free and in agony at your mutilation of the Queen's tongue. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:44, 8 June 2012 (UTC)
I would like to read it myself. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 04:19, 8 June 2012 (UTC)
As would I. MarcusCicero is the grandest foil to the new authoritarians we have. He's also one of us. Someone who injects himself deeply into all this bullshit, both to stir it and come through as a savior. Someone you know. He may be a moderator. Maybe he's a respected truth teller. He may be a provocateur. I trust him implicitly, as I trust all the moderators to execute their duty consistent with their job description. Hail MarcusCicero!Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 05:05, 8 June 2012 (UTC)

MarcusCicero is the grandest foil tinfoil to the new authoritarians we have. Proxima Centauri (talk) 06:34, 8 June 2012 (UTC)

Lol, PC tried to make a joke! Sad that it was epic fail. Why do you hate MC, exactly, PC? In words, hopefully in sentences? ħumanUser talk:Human 04:33, 10 June 2012 (UTC)

Nom Nom Nom[edit]

Nominated you for mod. AceModerator 04:41, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

Thank you, sir, can I have another? ħumanUser talk:Human 02:40, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Vote Ace[edit]

File:Acemodlove.jpg
Vote Ace..for sexy times

AceModerator 02:35, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Can't we just go for a romantic drive? ħumanUser talk:Human 02:50, 15 June 2012 (UTC)
Anything you say baby. AceModerator 02:53, 15 June 2012 (UTC)

Not a Troll[edit]

Just thought I'd let you know. My aim is certainly not to start an argument. I'm sorry for not thinking the article is particularly great, you must have spent a lot of time on it? Don't take it so personally. - BON

Nobody amongst our neurotics bothered to sig that? ħumanUser talk:Human 07:05, 15 July 2012 (UTC)
Ignore Human. Thats what everyone else does. --Revolverman (talk) 05:45, 15 July 2012 (UTC)
Cool meme. Who are you again? Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 06:22, 15 July 2012 (UTC)
Wait a second, I thought I was face man today? AceThe Rep Grows Bigger 06:27, 15 July 2012 (UTC)
Keeping up with all the gratuitous shots against Human takes a village. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 06:29, 15 July 2012 (UTC)
Thanks Nutty, that was well put. ħumanUser talk:Human 07:05, 15 July 2012 (UTC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQlI70PiyTg

Cabal[edit]

There is no cabal. And a late beware the ides of July to ye, sir. sterilesporadic heavy hitter 12:21, 16 July 2012 (UTC)

We were all just emailing about this. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 14:10, 16 July 2012 (UTC)
It was hot, nothing worse, but thanks! ħumanUser talk:Human 02:38, 17 July 2012 (UTC)
There was no cabal. Not back then, anyway. DogP (talk) 23:31, 29 August 2012 (UTC)

Moderator[edit]

Ace McWicked has stepped down, so you are now a moderator again. WẽãšẽĩõĩďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 06:41, 22 October 2012 (UTC)

What does that mean, in terms of awesome powerz and debilitating responsibility? Is there an instruction manual? ħumanUser talk:Human 00:35, 23 October 2012 (UTC)
There's this. WéáśéĺóíďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 06:37, 23 October 2012 (UTC)
Thank you. ħumanUser talk:Human 19:57, 25 October 2012 (UTC)

Ancient Aliens[edit]

You, like me, enjoy a good episode of Ancient Aliens. Georgio, what a guy. this take down is pretty good. Acei9 09:11, 9 November 2012 (UTC)

Nice, thanks! ħumanUser talk:Human 08:41, 11 November 2012 (UTC)
The second hour is perhaps even better than the first. I hope this wound up as an EL in a few places here? Or is that my job? ħumanUser talk:Human 05:39, 12 November 2012 (UTC)

Vermont Secession[edit]

Greetings! (If you've ever received a draft notice, I know I've gotten your attention.) I recently found RW and am trying to add what meager knowledge I'm afflicted with about all things secessionist. I have a blog about the Vermont secesher movement here.

I was pawing through the Alaskan Independence Party article today and found an edit of yours from more than 4 years ago that reads, "No one panics when Vermont considers secession every few weeks, after all." It's a bit of snark that I'd like to reword so that it doesn't feed the meme that there's actually a meaningful movement here. The number of people that could be called secessionist activists in Vermont number somewhere under 50. They refer to themselves as a "small community." What about a half a dozen of them have been somewhat successful in doing is promoting the illusion to the out of state media that Vermonters get up in the morning and ask themselves, "How can I advance the cause of secession today?"

I've started an article about the Second Vermont Republic that may give you a sense of where I'm headed but it's by no means near finished.

Thanks, T.

ThomasRowley (talk) 22:44, 27 November 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, fascinating! I hope you linked to it from Vermont at the very least. ħumanUser talk:Human 07:54, 28 November 2012 (UTC)
I intend to when I get the 2012 election data into SVR; the Vermont article will get a part on Vermont fringe candidates that come and go.
Enjoy, T.
ThomasRowley (talk) 13:49, 28 November 2012 (UTC)

For old times sake[edit]

U.S. Presidential Election has already ended. (refresh) steriletalk 01:52, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Nice work! Brings a tear to my eye. Vive les gut olde daze! ħumanUser talk:Human 06:43, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Nomination[edit]

You have been nominated to the 2013 Board of Trustees. Mjollnir.svgListenerXTalkerX 21:05, 16 December 2012 (UTC)

Thank you for the notice. I will now go register to vote... Oh, and I guess I should accept the nomination, right? ħumanUser talk:Human 01:47, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

Hey buddy[edit]

Been awhile - how are ya? Acei9 03:10, 26 January 2013 (UTC)

OK thanks. It might be time to sue Kendoll, though. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:12, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
Oh yeah, why's that? Acei9 06:51, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
My raging paranoia over why Norton/Semantec keeps messing with access to my business' website. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:59, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
As long as you understand who you are dealing with. I hear he once won a spelling bee. Acei9 04:14, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
Clever insects make great pets. Redchuck.gif ГенгисIs the Pope a Catholic?Moderator 08:44, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
Better than winning a smartalec stick-insect. Acei9 19:53, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
You people are the greatest. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:07, 6 February 2013 (UTC)

Putin[edit]

Human,

I have noticed that someone has removed your picture of Putin from the Putin page. Someone else then put it back - but removed it again!

Can you please put the picture back and fight for it if necessary? (I don't yet have the right)

ThanksZara Thustra (talk) 20:42, 5 February 2013 (UTC)

Seems to be all better now. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:05, 6 February 2013 (UTC)

Heh[edit]

Well that only took about a year... Acei9 01:26, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Hey buddy[edit]

Since you're back, should we edit war over Gaia hypothesis again, just for old times' sake? Goddamn, it seems like only yesterday we were butting heads and throwing down over that thing. And almost nobody has touched it since! Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 09:44, 8 March 2013 (UTC)

Like I said[edit]

There is good stuff in that article but it's not well written. My own writing is way too dense with sentences that are way too long. Some of what I and others wrote is still incomprehensible. It is cringe-inducingly humiliating to me that we've yet to reply to CMI directly responding to our responses. I wanted to take a run at tuning up the main article before jumping into replying to the responses since it comes up so high on google and still isn't. It should be a flagship article

Thanks for looking at the article. Ghostface Editah (talk) 03:54, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

Which article? ħumanUser talk:Human 03:46, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

Transphobia issues[edit]

You might want to brush up on some of the current issues in the trans community. The writers you deleted articles about are generally known within the community for being fiercely anti-trans, and Cathy Brennan's antics of recently have bordered on criminal harrassment in a couple of cases. It's probably safe to say that a few of the articles (particularly Germaine Greer's) really are deficient, but I don't think deleting the transphobia parts is the answer. EVDebs (talk) 08:31, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

I agree. But it seemed like someone was on an equally hateful mission. A one-issue mission. "Fiercely anti-trans" I do not think I found, which is why I deleted the garbage. I suppose the very usage of the phrase "tranny" is like calling them "queer"?
The series of edits and the template disgusted me. ħumanUser talk:Human 07:05, 31 March 2013 (UTC)

What you escaped from …[edit]

… all those years ago: Welsh valleys misery. Scream!! (talk) 08:04, 25 June 2013 (UTC)

I dunno, it was very pretty in 1968. The mountains, the lunch in the satchels. Not sure being as confused as hell in the US educational system was a good thing. But here I am, buying, making, and selling at a "profit". It's ok, but I hate the climate here. Perhaps one day I will go home? ħumanUser talk:Human 03:29, 1 July 2013 (UTC)

It's nice...[edit]

...to feel like I am part of this place again. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:23, 6 August 2013 (UTC)

Good to see you about these parts again, old pal. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 07:40, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
It certainly feels a bit more like the old days with you around; you don't know me from a bar of soap, but it's good to see you a bit more active. Tielec01 (talk) 08:13, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
Thanks both of you, old friends and new. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:46, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

Good to see you around. Srsly. TofP aka P-Foster aka PowderSmokeAndLeather: Say something once, why say it again?.Moderator 04:17, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

Psycho killer, fa-fa-fa-fa-fafa-fa-fa. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:21, 7 August 2013 (UTC)
Good to see ya Huh. ŴêâŝêîôîďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 00:16, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 :) nice to see you too, you small sneaky mammal... ħumanUser talk:Human 04:13, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

Human is best human. Icewedge (talk) 08:00, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

Wholly schitt, Monsieur Wedge! Waves of nostalgia. How have you been, my friend? You must be almost ready for grad school by now! ħumanUser talk:Human 01:52, 12 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm totally late to the party, but while I was lurking RW I definitely found you to be one of the more fun editors. This community always seemed quite fun to me because of folks like you. - GrantC (talk) 04:20, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

Well, damn, Grant, that's a nice comment to come across late on a Sunday evening. Thank you. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:24, 9 September 2013 (UTC)
No problem at all! :) - GrantC (talk) 05:23, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

Mallard Fillmore[edit]

Someone made a parody. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 04:09, 11 September 2013 (UTC)

Cool, thanks! I am sure you are familiar with my long ago efforts to call Tinsley and his lying on the carpet? Hell, that was before RW, before blogs, before wikis... [2] Now to enjoy the parody! ħumanUser talk:Human 04:19, 11 September 2013 (UTC)

Another Poem[edit]

Since you are something of a fan I thought you might like this as well. I put it up in the poetry section but it was taken down as not being a Rational Wiki thing. What do you say? Does it have goat? Sesquihypercerebral (talk) 18:35, 8 October 2013 (UTC)


Viper as ace don.

(see paranoid C.V. )


A sad pre-novice.

I can so deprave.

A ponce advisor.

Vices on parade.


Cadarvers opine.

Read vain scope.

Ape's darn voice

is a craven dope.


Sane recap void.

One vapid scare.

Novice arse pad.

A coven. Despair.

Lol, a series of anagrams. It ain't exactly haiku, but it is nicely arranged. Not sure if I'd call it true pottery though. Hard to tell. Did the fascists kill it it? Tell them I said "hi". They hate me. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:40, 9 October 2013 (UTC)

Well if it's haiku you want how about


A Mr. A. Nag,

raga man, ran a mag, man!

A rag, Rama Nag.


I was thinking of sticking the first poem on a particular talk page but if I did that it would give away the punch line. Have you got it yet? Sesquihypercerebral (talk) 13:22, 9 October 2013 (UTC)

You probably don't mean "Cadaver Ponies". Still searching. Love your username, by the way. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:54, 10 October 2013 (UTC)
Or "Paradise Coven". Wow, that set of letters anagrams really well. No, I don't get the underlying theme, please enlighten me! ħumanUser talk:Human 00:57, 10 October 2013 (UTC)

Oh well I think you have had long enough now so put your slippers on in case you want to kick yourself. All the lines are anagrams of "Conservapedia". Sesquihypercerebral (talk) 10:39, 19 November 2013 (UTC)

Fight the power[edit]

Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 13:14, 2 December 2013 (UTC)

Cool. I think Fear of a Black Planet was my first rap CD, what an awesome effort. Either that or Ice Tea and Freedom of Speech... Just Watch What You Say. Most excellent. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:32, 4 December 2013 (UTC)

head's up[edit]

Someone's thinking of deleting your creation: Fun:Experimental control. A man's entilted to a fightin' chance.Civic CatTalk to Civic Cat 18:26, 16 December 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. What a weird article. Deeply hilarious, though. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:23, 17 December 2013 (UTC)

HUMAN!!!!!!![edit]

Cheers from Minnesota country!!!

Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 09:42, 18 December 2013 (UTC)

Cheers, thank you! ħumanUser talk:Human 06:59, 20 December 2013 (UTC)

Yes. Science and how it matters.[edit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jod7v-m573k ħumanUser talk:Human 05:03, 13 January 2014 (UTC)

Teflon wiki[edit]

Hi Human. : -) For some reason an IP editor has decided to vandalise your archive there. It's not a problem, just thought you might like to know. Cheers. --Bob"I think you'll find it's more complicated than that." 18:56, 31 January 2014 (UTC)

I'm sorry[edit]

About our argument a few days ago in the saloon bar. I realized later that I was thinking you had said things that you simply didn't. That was my own fear talking. I'm sorry. Wehpudicabok [話] [変] [留] 07:19, 17 February 2014 (UTC)

No blood, no foul. I respect (and accept - meaning the issue is closed) your apology, and the coolness it takes to do such a thing. Thanks. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:54, 18 February 2014 (UTC)

A wonderful gift headed your way[edit]

I'm sending you a bottle of Tomatin. Please enjoy it with my compliments, buddy. Cheers! Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 09:14, 15 February 2014 (UTC)

Aw, as we have shared, you didn'tneedto do that. But I will appreciate every drop! ħumanUser talk:Human 05:36, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
Did you just invoke the Law of appreciation ;-) Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 09:10, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
Hahahaha! ħumanUser talk:Human 01:52, 18 February 2014 (UTC)
Damn, that was some wonderfully complex stuff! ħumanUser talk:Human 10:49, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

Lockman[edit]

Something should link to that article you wrote. Any ideas? TeenageWasteland (talk) 04:51, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

Tea Party, Homophobia, Tax deniers, ... ħumanUser talk:Human 05:00, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
Local politicians with a hateful axe to grind. I dunno. I added cat:bigots, lets fill it up. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:04, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
Maine, Maine politics. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:05, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
Don't let me stop you, then. The article should probably say something about the Tea Party and the tax denialism. TeenageWasteland (talk) 05:05, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
It is what it is so far. A quick start. You aren't stopping anything. You can help make it and the site better too. Not sure you know this but I've been around here for a couple years. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:13, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
That's nice. TeenageWasteland (talk) 05:21, 1 March 2014 (UTC)
Yes, isn't it. Glad I've got new members like yourself to show me the ropes. ħumanUser talk:Human 10:47, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

Seeds of Death[edit]

I moved it back to article space. Because it is an article. You whined about the first person material. So I took it out. It took about 12 minutes. You could have done the same. It would have been far more useful. TeenageWasteland (talk) 14:52, 4 March 2014 (UTC)

It's still an AWFUL article. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:50, 5 March 2014 (UTC)
My moving it to essay space was far more useful than your moving it back. But what do I know since I am obviously a noob in need of your schooling. I will learn, I promise. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:51, 5 March 2014 (UTC)
You're not a n00b, just bitter and useless. At this point you're less helpful than McWicked, which is saying something. --Gnillort (talk) 06:43, 5 March 2014 (UTC)
And who are you, Gnillort? And really, hiding behind a sock account? 75.72.230.174 (talk) 09:19, 5 March 2014 (UTC)
I lolled at "bitter and useless". Who are you? Oh I see, nobody, who has done nothing. Fuck off. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:00, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

Banking crisis[edit]

Human, the Banking crisis is a travesty of crap. Makes RW look irrational and ignorant. It was written by british socialists with a hard on against maggie thatcher without a clue of US law, politics, or regulatory environment. Here's useful material, but the damn commies won't let me edit the page.

What the fuck's happened to RW? it's gotten like WP with the thought police. what a pity. nobsJesus loves you and I love you, but nobody else does. 21:31, 4 April 2014 (UTC)

Copyvio claims[edit]

Like this one [3] -- is there a noticeboard or somesuch where they're dealt with? --MtDNotorious Sodomite 05:27, 8 April 2014 (UTC)

The talkpage of the photo in question is an ideal starting place, followed, perhaps, by a quick blurb about it in the Saloon Bar to draw attention to the subject. Naturally, we should also demand that whomever is making the claim provide proof that they are the originator of the material. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 07:18, 8 April 2014 (UTC)
See my comment on the talk page. Scream!! (talk) 08:31, 8 April 2014 (UTC)
Cheers muchly. I wasn't sure as we don't tend to be as centralised as other wikis. --MtDNotorious Sodomite 10:46, 8 April 2014 (UTC)
I see my work is done here. ħumanUser talk:Human 01:03, 9 April 2014 (UTC)

Discouraging lawsuits[edit]

Tmtoulouse doesn't want to encourage people to sue us. Please don't suggest that he does. Proxima Centauri (talk) 17:25, 30 April 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, sorry, I only based that on five years of conversation with the man. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:20, 1 May 2014 (UTC)
RationalWiki has changed over the years, RationalWikians have matured. A great deal of what was written in previous years was deleted because it's, 'what we were'. One change is we're more concerned about preventing lawsuits. The Kent Hovind affair could benefit us because has focused us on the consequences of lawsuits and the need to be prepared. Proxima Centauri (talk) 10:16, 1 May 2014 (UTC)
Verrrry interrrresting. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:37, 3 May 2014 (UTC)

If you could please tell Dr. Toulouse thank you for hosting my amateur encyclopedia writing.[edit]

I deeply appreciate that you have information here absent from Wikipedia, like the page for Fundamentalist Mormonism for example. I also really appreciate you'd accept the absence of any studies to be noted when the unexplored variables are painfully obvious even to laymen like myself. I only have one edit I felt were unnecessarily reverted, when I said the developmental speed of the primitive streak was likely connected, for the most part my stay here was without incident and I made a few improvements to the articles arguments.

I have but a small favor to ask, I would like for one of the higher ups at Rational wiki to vouch for me to the Wikipedia Arbcom, for what ever affect that may have. I felt my time was better spent here than editing Memory Alpha, even though the only reason I was blocked from Wikipedia was because of over categorizing fiction, it seems at times like none at Wikipedia even remember that I mostly edit non-fiction. I learned my lesson about adding hundreds of categories in a day and having to use printed sources for media studies still.

Well, that's about it. Thanks for doing all this for free, or I guess less than free in the case of whose paying to host this. My only regret here is that I never really got the house style of humor. Amateur Encyclopedist (talk) 23:28, 29 August 2014 (UTC)

What's your opinion on Exiled Encyclopedist's infestation of this wiki?[edit]

Based off what you say about your self, I'd say we have similar views on most issues (not on guns); but I would prefer hearing your opinion on my edits. I'm sorry if you get in trouble for anything I've said. I guess if your Human, than I'm Vampire. I'll be leaving now, the parts on religious views towards abortion are as valid to include in the stem cell research section as absolute heat is for the big bang. Beginnings can be as difficult as endings. Also why do you even have fiction pages at all if people can't cite them to make the devil and God look stupid using the arguments of Gene Roddenberry and the writers of the David Tennant's run as Doctor Who, do you want more or less talk of fiction? The devil is just an idea, and Kirk doesn't care about appearances, only actions.

On a much more serious note, could I get your assistance with Rape, Genetic Engineering and my edits to presidential slavery? I'm also having trouble with Ryulong in the chicken coop. They are about to ban me for having no use, despite being on most of the pages on this Wiki. Exiled Encyclopedist (talk) 00:43, 10 January 2015 (UTC)

A BoN has nominated you for the board[edit]

Hi Human,

Just thought I'd alert you to the fact that this BoN has nominated you for the board.

You have until January 26th to accept the nomination. ScepticWombat (talk) 12:49, 24 January 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the heads-up, M. Wombat! ħumanUser talk:Human 21:55, 24 January 2015 (UTC)

The list may be kind of long[edit]

but it could be a hell of a lot longer. I also think we need more descriptions, I encourage that. Rabbitxhampster (talk) 04:57, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

? Lost a bit here... ħumanUser talk:Human 07:12, 10 June 2011 (UTC)

"Most members of the conventional press are, of course, cowardly minds. They almost universally buy the corporate spin (or the White House spin) and never ask any tough questions anymore. Some of the REAL heroes -- the people who are asking intelligent questions about our world -- include:

Do you see a pattern here? Each one of these individuals has been marginalized or viciously attacked and slandered simply because they chose to ask intelligent questions about the world around them. Now, I don't agree with every single thing said by each one of these people, but I admire each of them for having the courage to ask the questions that need to be asked if we are to move forward as a society (and civilization).

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/032293_gullible_minds.html#ixzz1OrDc8VqJ" ħumanUser talk:Human 07:53, 10 June 2011 (UTC)

I was talking about something you said on my page, but wow. Isn't Andrew Wakefield a vaccine crank? Ron Paul, Alex Jones, I guess you're more of a libertarian-liberal than a standard liberal, huh? I'm not Obama's bitch either. Rabbitxhampster (talk) 04:57, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Human's quoting that not for something he agrees with, but for...something. A list of people we need articles on? B/c I doubt that Human would respect almost anyone on that list. And besides Wakefield, Rense, Icke, and Jones, etc., the page that's coming from claims there's a cure for cancer. So to say that Human's posting that as something he agrees with means Human possibly the biggest deep-cover mole in internet history. ThunderkatzHo! 05:04, 12 June 2011 (UTC)
Katz is correct, sorry for the unclarity! ħumanUser talk:Human 08:28, 12 June 2011 (UTC)
You said they were 'real heroes'. You were being satirical? Alright. Rabbitxhampster (talk) 05:10, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
That was inside he quote marks... ħumanUser talk:Human 09:38, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
...means Human possibly the biggest deep-cover mole in internet history. -- I don't know, after all, his name is "human". maybe he is a deep-cover mole. Wouldn't a mole use such a sapian term, vs, you know "Talpidae" or "blind rodent". I'm just saying.... :-) --Pink mowse.pngEn attendant Godot 20:03, 1 August 2011 (UTC)

Adding:

Ian R. Crane ħumanUser talk:Human 17:46, 1 August 2011 (UTC)

Frank Turek Author of I Don't Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist. ħumanUser talk:Human 11:53, 7 January 2012 (UTC)
[4] at 26 he breaks Godwin's law. Also I think we have refutations of every argument he makes on this site. He actually sounds like a version of Kendoll who can make his own breakfast. ħumanUser talk:Human 12:15, 7 January 2012 (UTC)
By 1:30 or so the religious apologist start really unraveling and Hitchens really hits his stride. I know this is a long watch, but I might try to piece together some sense on the red links I just created. ħumanUser talk:Human 13:28, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

Chad "Atheist Killa" Elliott a/k/a AK. ħumanUser talk:Human 02:41, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

Interesting... User_talk:Theatheistkilla (This user is blocked... in 24 hours). ħumanUser talk:Human 03:07, 12 May 2013 (UTC)
Gabriel Cousens http://americanloons.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/588-gabriel-cousens.html ħumanUser talk:Human 02:54, 9 September 2013 (UTC)

From an email about the Texas biology textbook controversy[edit]

"The most recent review of biology textbooks was a particularly egregious process considering the people who were invited to participate. Here are just a few of the reviewers who are listed in the Creation Science Hall of Fame as “Darwin Skeptics”4:

  • Raymond Bohlin, a research fellow for an organization whose purpose is the promotion of “intelligent design” — a religious idea which seeks to cast doubt on evolution while circumventing the Supreme Court ruling that bars the teaching of “creation science” in public schools.5
  • Walter Bradley, who helped launch the "intelligent design” movement with a book he coauthored, titled The Mystery of Life's Origin.
  • Ide Trotter, a wealthy funder of anti-science organizations who has repeatedly participated in science textbook reviews advocating for the inclusion of scientifically discredited theories about the weaknesses of evolution."

more weirdness[edit]

Your Move with Andy Stanley, Andy Stanley, interesting character, seems to be addicted to porn, though. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:25, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

Some greatness[edit]

Rachel Parent

http://beyondblindfold.com/14-year-old-teen-schools-ignorant-tv-host/

ħumanUser talk:Human 04:59, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

World-renowned theoretical physicist and science-communicator Professor Lawrence Krauss ħumanUser talk:Human 04:06, 20 January 2014 (UTC)

Yay, he's already here! ħumanUser talk:Human 04:08, 20 January 2014 (UTC)

Wachadoodle fake drugs[edit]

Prosvent, a concoction to help prostate enlargement sufferers to avoid reality-based medicine. ħumanUser talk:Human 04:46, 28 January 2015 (UTC)

Welcome back[edit]

Nice to see you around these parts again Huw. ωεαşεζøίɗWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 16:04, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

Thanks, it's nice to be back... ħumanUser talk:Human 16:12, 28 February 2015 (UTC)
I second that motion, it's good to see you around these parts again. -Gabe John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (talk) 19:37, 28 February 2015 (UTC)

Whoops[edit]

Dropped my mouse, and that didn't have a confirm. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 00:01, 1 March 2015 (UTC)

?? ħumanUser talk:Human 01:14, 1 March 2015 (UTC)
I accidentally rollback'd one of your edits. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 03:34, 1 March 2015 (UTC)
Did you fix it? ħumanUser talk:Human 03:36, 1 March 2015 (UTC)
I fixed it immediately after it happened. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 18:04, 1 March 2015 (UTC)

Wait, what?[edit]

Did it just delete that? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 03:33, 1 March 2015 (UTC)

I dunno, I tried to roll it back. The talk page comment is pretty garish for a minor omission. ħumanUser talk:Human 03:35, 1 March 2015 (UTC)
Do I need to remove the {{sign}} from the message and/or change the bot's colour scheme? Narky SawtoothNarky.png (Floof!~) 18:04, 1 March 2015 (UTC)
I dunno. Make it simple text (no colors etc.), and if you can't incorporate a "delete this section" button, have it say "feel free to remove this post from your talk page". The thing is, since the bot fixes the signing, there's not much to gain by telling the editor about it, except perhaps for noobs. ħumanUser talk:Human 19:19, 1 March 2015 (UTC)

You're a bot[edit]

Methinks the user doth protest too much. ikanreed You probably didn't deserve that 20:48, 12 March 2015 (UTC)

??? ħumanUser talk:Human 20:56, 12 March 2015 (UTC)
Bored and trying to amuse myself at the expense of your username. It was funnier in my head. ikanreed You probably didn't deserve that 21:15, 12 March 2015 (UTC)
Ah, that explains everything. ħumanUser talk:Human 23:09, 12 March 2015 (UTC)

You here?[edit]

I came across a link to RW on Tumblr, decided what the heck, might do a little something here, and reopened my account/user page. I'm curious if any of the crowd that was here then is still here. You seemed like the most likely candidate--but it seems you are gone too? Researcher (talk) 02:30, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

I really haven't been around much since the new new cabal decided to remake the tone of the site in their image. Thus, the current new new new new cabal is mostly opaque to me. I think they, or perhaps their precursors, were very focused on gender studies and deleting articles. But I don't really know. ħumanUser talk:Human 21:23, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

You've been nominated![edit]

Over here. 142.124.55.236 (talk) 03:18, 2 November 42015 AQD (UTC)

Campaign to be Sysop Pope here! Serocco 06:24, 2 November 2015 (UTC)

Hot l Baltimore[edit]

The Hot l Baltimore is back up! The problem was with one of the two top templates, which I have vanishised. It's all in funspace now. BicyclewheelModerator 09:28, 26 November 2015 (UTC)

Well, that's very cool, thanks! ħumanUser talk:Human 22:52, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

I'm baaaaack! I can has admin nao plz????[edit]

Hi. I understand that I had made dubious edits in the past, but I'm back here and ready to participate. Bootmii(Nomic) 03:45, 16 December 2015 (UTC)

Moderator by-election[edit]

Hey Human. Hope all is well. I've nominated you in the upcoming moderator by-elections. You can accept, decline or ignore it at RationalWiki:Moderator elections/Nominations. WëäŝëïöïďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 21:00, 21 December 2015 (UTC)

I'll send him an FB message to relay this. Gooniepunk (talk) 21:56, 21 December 2015 (UTC)
Thanks, I got it! I set up emails for when this page is modified... Thanks all. Now to come up with a platform that will appeal to the by-masses. ħumanUser talk:Human 00:28, 22 December 2015 (UTC)
Run on a platform of mothballing the Gamergate articles and branching them off onto their own Wiki. You'll win in a landslide if you do that. Gooniepunk (talk) 00:39, 22 December 2015 (UTC)
↑Wot 'e sed. Pippa (talk) 00:42, 22 December 2015 (UTC)