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The Greens are a left-wing Australian political party founded in 1992. Currently led by MP Adam Bandt, the party was led from its inception until 2012 by founder Senator Bob Brown, whose homosexuality (which Brown pretty much never makes a note of) is renowned for its ability to draw rage from the bile-ducts of Tony Abbott and the Liberal Party of Australia.
After gradually building up 9 Senate seats throughout a little over a decade, the Greens acquired one lower-house seat in the House of Representatives in the 2010 Federal election, with Adam Bandt elected to the Division of Melbourne.[note 1] As of March 2021, the party holds 6 seats in the Legislative Assembly of the Australian Capital Territory, 3 in the state of Victoria, 3 in New South Wales, 2 in Tasmania, and 2 in Queensland. Within the Australian Capital Territory, the party is currently in a coalition government with the Australian Labor Party. With 10.40% of Australian votes in the 2019 Federal election, the Greens are the third-largest Australian political party, after Labor and Liberal.
In the 2022 Federal election, the Greens achieved their best result to date, winning four seats in the House of Representatives (with a gain of three seats in inner Brisbane in addition to their Melbourne seat) and gaining three seats in the Senate to hold a total of 12.
The Greens were practically the only party in Australia to support same-sex marriage until well into the 2010s, and have a more comprehensive plan to deal with global warming than the two major parties, with even Labor being wishy-washy on the crucial topic of coal and fossil fuels.
The Greens policies are said to align with the values of European-style social democracy, planting them firmly within Labor's old territory before the latter's shift to the Right in the 1980s and 90s. They support expanding publicly-funded universal health care, better funding for public education and free higher education, public ownership of important services, the rights of First Nations people and of refugees, closing the gap between the rich and the poor and ending political donations from large corporations
Internal tendencies within the Greens membership tend to revolve around the following:
- Those who argue that the party should negotiate with the government of the day over policy and act as a clean, credible, and responsible party of government (the pragmatists/centrists), and
- Those who argue that the party should remain a protest option, put forward bold policy initiatives and only support the legislation if it's near 100% of what is stipulated in the party platform, or to oppose policy no matter what (for example, if put forward by the Liberals or another right-wing party) on ideological grounds (the purists/radicals).
During the 2010s, the division between these two tendencies has become ever starker, exacerbated by the rise of the likes of Donald Trump and the emergence of other anti-establishment figures on the Left such as Bernie Sanders and Jeremy Corbyn who actively challenged the political consensus and gained considerable support. By contrast, the Greens, in being a sensible, pragmatic, establishment voice that doesn't challenge the political consensus as much as some on the Left would like, are seen as stagnating and allowing far right populism to flourish where it otherwise might not.
The Greens are accused of being the second coming of Stalin by various wingnuts within the Liberal Party and by parties, individuals and groups further to their Right. They are also accused of being Christian haters, destroyers of morality, antisemites, "appeasers of Islam", of wanting to drag Australia back into the Stone Age for their opposition to fossil fuels and last but not least, have also been accused of being the second coming of Hitler (yes, really). They are also panned for being "economically illiterate".
They also draw a fair-share of critics from the political Centre for being too uncompromising, unwilling to negotiate, and not budging on their principles. The irony here is that these same critics have been lashing the Greens for negotiating policy through the parliament in recent times.
A few moonbats, both within and outside of the party, also criticise the party on its pro-vaccination stance (they have been known to staunchly call out anti-vaxxers in their ranks). Other moonbats even criticise the Greens for being too right-wing, even though the party continues to vote most often against the neoconservative and right-wing agenda of the Coalition.
The Greens are less moonbatty and more sensible and pragmatic than some of their international counterparts (helped largely due to the influence of Richard Di Natale's leadership and an increasingly diversifying membership) and declare themselves proponents of evidence and science-based policy (which is true for much of the party's platform); thus, you won't find them supporting homeopathy or pandering to the anti-vaccination crowd or the anti-fluoridation proponents. Unfortunately, however, they still oppose genetically modified food based on its apparent adverse effects on human health and the environment, despite scientific evidence to the contrary, although there has been some pushback on this by some within the party.
They are also opposed to nuclear power, although a lot of this opposition largely centres around the costs and necessity of establishing a nuclear power industry in a sun-stricken country with a relatively small population (and thus less energy demand) compared to countries such as the United States and Canada with larger populations and less-favourable climates for solar energy, rather than blanket opposition to it at all costs. However, many within the party do remain opposed to nuclear power regardless of its benefits. The Western Australian branch of the Greens, in particular, was born partially out of the anti-nuclear movement.
- Adam Bandt, current Federal leader of the Australian Greens (2020-), lower house MP for Melbourne.
- Larissa Waters, current co-deputy leader, Senator for Queensland.
- Nick McKim, current co-deputy leader, Senator for Tasmania.
- Richard Di Natale, former leader (2015-2020), former Senator for Victoria. Good at taking down anti-vaxxers and other conspiracy cranks that the Greens seem to, unfortunately, attract into their ranks.
- Christine Milne, former leader (2012-2015), former Senator for Tasmania.
- Bob Brown, party founder and former leader (1992-2012), former Senator for Tasmania.
- Scott Ludlam, former co-deputy leader, former Senator for Western Australia. Notable for his speech calling out Abbott for his callous attacks on society's most vulnerable and general wingnuttery.
- Mehreen Faruqi, Senator for New South Wales.
- Sarah Hanson-Young, Senator for South Australia.
- Rachel Siewert, Senator for Western Australia.
- Janet Rice, Senator for Victoria.
- Jordon Steele-John, Senator for Western Australia.
- Peter Whish-Wilson, Senator for Tasmania.
- Lee Rhiannon, former Senator for New South Wales. Often a whipping target for wingnuts because her parents were members of the Communist Party of Australia.
- This was their first seat to be won in a Federal election; they had previously held the Division of Cunningham from 2002 to 2004 as a result of a by-election.
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