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Fun:Magic sandwich

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The Magic Sandwich is a sandwich well-known by believers to cure cancer. So far no one has been able to provide PROOF and EVIDENCE that anti-sandwichism is ACCURATE and CORRECT, therefore it is reasonable to conclude that the Magic Sandwich cures cancer. Anyone who doesn't believe in the Magic Sandwich is probably just fat, bitter because they were lied to about Santa Claus, or just plain hungry. Hitler's atrocities were definitely caused by his lack of belief in the Magic Sandwich[1].

The Holy Cookbook[edit]

The recipe of the Magic Sandwich is found in the Holy Cookbook, which also clearly states "you shall have no other cookbooks before me". This is proof that the Bible[2] is totally invalid. We know the holy cookbook is ACCURATE and CORRECT because it contains the recipe for the Magic Sandwich, which cures cancer. We also know the Magic Sandwich cures cancer, because it is clearly stated in the Holy Cookbook that it does.

Arguments for the Magic Sandwich[edit]

  • Do you have any PROOF and EVIDENCE that anti-sandwichism is ACCURATE and CORRECT?
  • Do you have any PROOF and EVIDENCE that anti-sandwichism is ACCURATE and CORRECT?
  • Here's a video where I totally OWN an anti-sandwichist!
  • Do you have any PROOF and EVIDENCE that anti-sandwichism is ACCURATE and CORRECT?
  • Anti-sandwichists are fat!
  • Do you have any PROOF and EVIDENCE that anti-sandwichism is ACCURATE and CORRECT?
  • Anti-sandwichists have 'Santa syndrome'.
  • Do you have any PROOF and EVIDENCE that anti-sandwichism is ACCURATE and CORRECT?
  • I got an email from a former anti-sandwichist who now recognises the power of the Magic Sandwich!
  • Do you have any PROOF and EVIDENCE that anti-sandwichism is ACCURATE and CORRECT?
  • Anti-sandwichists always start talking about the most ridiculous things when questioned, like invisible magic men in the sky!
  • Do you have any PROOF and EVIDENCE that anti-sandwichism is ACCURATE and CORRECT?
  • No anti-sandwichist has ever been able to answer my question!

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