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Malaysia (also known as Bolehland,[1] meaning roughly 'can-do land', also Malaysia boleh!) is the name of that country which makes up the lands between Thailand and Singapore, with a chunk of BorneoWikipedia thrown in too. Malaysia has a peculiar political atmosphere that is perplexing even to locals. There are a large number of ethnic groups, both indigenous and immigrant (or descended from immigrants).

Generally overshadowed by its neighbours, it is best known internationally for its flag carrier Malaysia AirlinesWikipedia suffering double air crashes (MH 370Wikipedia and MH 17Wikipedia) within a short space of time in 2014, or the 1MDB scandalWikipedia involving its former prime minister Najib RazakWikipedia.

Religion, ethnicity and law[edit]

The National Mosque of Malaysia, in Kuala Lumpur.

Muslims make up about 60% of the population, including — by constitutional definition — the entire Malay ethnic group (about 50%). The next largest ethnic group is the Chinese (about 25%), who, like Chinese people elsewhere, observe a combination of Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism, Christianity and other traditions. The Indian minority (about 7% of the population) includes Hindus and Muslims. Some 9% of the population is Christian. Malaysia is also the only country in the world where candidates are required to state their ethnicity and religious views before sitting for a public examination.[citation needed]

Malaysia's laws are a strange mixture of secular and religious, with different standards applied to different groups. The constitution requires that every ethnic Malay be a Muslim — but the other groups can believe what they like. Muslims are legally subject to Sharia law, meaning that activities such as premarital sex[notes 1] and imbibing alcohol — which are perfectly normal among the Chinese community, some of the Indian community, and tourists — are legally punishable for ethnic Malays and other Muslims. Those wishing to abandon Islam or convert to another faith may still be referred to a Sharia court for punishment, since both the secular and Sharia court might not recognise the conversion, and they could be held liable for the crime of apostasy. Insulting Islam can lead to a prison sentence.[2]

Corporal punishment (by caning) is practised by both the secular and Sharia courts for some offences. Capital punishment (by hanging) is the usual sentence for serious crimes, and is mandatory for convicted murderers.

In 2014, Malaysia banned the use of the word "Allah" by non-Muslims.[3]

Bumiputra (de facto Apartheid)[edit]

For more information, see: Apartheid in Malaysia

Though the word Bumiputra (or Bumiputera, literally "son of the land") does not appear in the constitution, the word in Malaysian politics refers specifically to Article 153 of the Federal Constitution.[4] It effectively refers to ethnic Malays, and indigenous people of Sarawak and Sabah — in contrast to ethnic Chinese, ethnic Indians and Orang Asli. The Orang Asli are the indigenous people of the Malay Peninsula, and are among the poorest and most vulnerable people in Malaysia.[5]

In contrast, ethnic Malays, who represent half the population, and most of the political power, have a constitutionally-defined program working in their favor. Some government departments have included Orang Asli as a protected class[6][7], but this is not constitutionally-enshrined. Privileges for the Bumiputra include: minimum 30% Bumiputra ownership of stocks listed on the stock exchange, housing preferences, government contract preferences, education preferences, and automobile import preferences; in effect, institutionalised racism. Some, if not all, of these preferences have led to corruption.[8]

LGBT rights[edit]

LGBT rights are unrecognised in Malaysia. The government retains the colonial era penal code criminalising sodomy and attitudes towards the LGBT community are shaped by Islamic mores.

In 1994, the government banned anyone who is homosexual, bisexual or transsexual from appearing in the state-controlled media and in 2001, the former Prime Minister stated that the country will deport any visiting foreign cabinet ministers or diplomats who are gay. Many similar examples could be cited, but you get the picture.[9]

Former Prime Minister Najib Razak made clear in a speech in August 2015 that he believed Malaysia should not support LGBT rights. Razak stated that his administration would do its best to uphold human rights but only within the confines of Islam and that Malaysia could not defend the more "extreme aspect of human rights", such as gay, bisexual and transexual rights. This prompted Human Rights WatchWikipedia to suggest that Malaysia fuck off withdraw from the United Nations if the government was not serious about upholding human rights for all.[10]


Malaysia is, on paper, a democracy — even the king (Yang di-Pertuan Agong) is elected (not by popular vote, but on a rotating basis determined by his fellow sultans and rajas).[notes 2]

In practice the Prime Minister has always been a member of the United Malays National Organisation,Wikipedia the party which was in power from independence in 1957 until 2018. Members of the opposition, including one who has held office as lofty as Deputy Prime Minister, can expect imprisonment and beatings by the police as reward for their efforts.[notes 3]

Secular organisations in Malaysia[edit]

Due to the very low population of atheists and agnostics in Malaysia, there is currently no official secular organisation in Malaysia. There was a Facebook group known as MAFA (Malaysian Atheist Freethinkers and Agnostics) but it is now defunct.


On 13 May 1969 an opposition party won the election for the control of the state of Selangor. During the party's victory celebration, their supporters clashed with the ruling party's supporters who also insisted on doing their own celebration. Many Malaysians (mostly Chinese) died during the incident.[11]

In 2007, the first BersihWikipedia rally was held in Kuala Lumpur with an estimated 30,000 attendees marching for free and fair elections. The event was broken up violently by the police.[12] Subsequent Bersih rallies were organised in 2011, 2012 and 2015, with the latter passing off peaceably and drawing a crowd estimated as high as 250,000 with the focus on calling for Prime Minister Najib Razak's resignation in light of recent corruption scandals.[13]

In 2014, after Germany defeated hosts Brazil 7-1 in the men's soccer World Cup, a Malaysian Member of Parliament, Bung Mokhtar Radin, tweeted "WELL DONE..BRAVO...LONG LIVE HITLER."[14] He then doubled down by refusing to apologize for what might have been the oddest application yet of Godwin's Law.[15]

Bomoh woo[edit]

A bomoh is the Malay terminology for a shaman, and originally they were mostly traditional herbalists/healers with a bit of astrology and geomancy thrown into the mix. Until the Islamic revival started in the 1970s, bomohs went quietly about their woo-tastic business, pretty much as they had done for centuries. The serious young Islamic Malay men then started to view bomohs as deviant from the Muslim faith and today many are viewed with suspicion (a classic case of being right for all the wrong reasons).

A notable charlatan is Raja Bomoh (king of the bomohs) who shot to worldwide attention in the aftermath of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disaster. To great media fanfare he attempted to locate the missing plane with bamboo binoculars looking inside a traditional fish trap. This was followed days later by the very televisual ritual of banging two coconuts together. The result? (Aside from Da Fuck?) He proclaimed that the plane was suspended in the air somewhere between three "locations" - the Philippines, the South China Sea and somewhere else. And we can't find it because it was hidden by the Bunian peopleWikipedia — a supernatural race. That cleared it all up.[16][17]

Food and culture[edit]

Food is diverse in Malaysia. Local Favourites include Assam Laksa, Nasi Goreng, Sambal Ikan, Roti Canai and Bak Kut Teh. Seafood cuisine is popular in Malaysia as well. Food hygiene is a major concern in Malaysia as many local food operators are not subject to as much scrutiny as their counterparts in Singapore. Kang kongs are cheap in Malaysia according to their prime minister Najib.[citation needed]

Malaysia has a diverse culture of Chinese, Indians, and Malays. Chinese celebrates their holidays together with Indians and Malays and most of the populace a cohesive and united. There are certain factions of ultra nationalist malay groups who believe that Malaysia should only have malays but they are generally concentrated in suburbs rather than cities.

Prostitution in Malaysia[edit]

Prostitution is considered Haram (forbidden) and therefore illegal in Malaysia. However, the Chinese and Indian communities in Malaysia are exempted from such rules so long they do not provide their services to the Muslim communities or dress provocatively in public. Many spas located in hotels provide package services at RM200 - RM 250 which includes an hour of massage that ends with sex. Pubs in major cities like Kuala Lumpur, Johor Bahru and Penang have callgirls who can be booked for around RM 300 - 1000 a night depending on the quality of the girls. There are some Malay girls who work in this industry but it is rare to find any as the punishment is usually death by hanging. Most prostitutes are from China, Vietnam or Thailand and usually there to earn a quick buck before heading home.[citation needed]


See also[edit]


  1. or even 'close proximity' (khalwat) between the sexes
  2. Malaysian royalty enjoyed complete immunity from legal prosecution until the 1993 amendment of the constitution following some particularly egregious abuses by royalty.
  3. Including an anti-homosexual witch-huntWikipedia.