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Assfly's half-assed running of Assfly's dumbass hate-blog of asses (try saying that 5 times faster)[edit]

Is sowing doubt about how good he is at doing so. --Goatspeed. See what I'm up toCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my experiments 06:01, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

I see nobs has decided to make a play to be the new TK. I'm sure that's going to work out well, given they didn't even want him in the super secret chat rooms. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 13:58, 29 January 2021 (UTC)
It can't be long until LT gets blocked for disrespecting CP's glorious leader. Spud (talk) 15:21, 29 January 2021 (UTC)
Just gotta say, I don’t normally get involved with Conservapedia stuff, but “neutrality is by default leftist”, is. Certainly a thing that someone said. A S E L A कुरा 04:20, 2 February 2021 (UTC)


Certain sections of the US believe in 'birtherism' and 'Biden's win is a fake.' What would the equivalent term to Sedevacantism be? Anna Livia (talk) 12:54, 30 January 2021 (UTC)

I would call Trump death cult members schismatics. Politico is calling Trump the Anti-Pope of Mar a Lago. Nutty Roux (talk) 15:35, 30 January 2021 (UTC)
Which prefix could we use instead of sede- ? Praese- ? Praesi - ? Go on, Anna, get it in first and I'll back you up for inclusion in the OED. LondonGrump (talk) 16:00, 30 January 2021 (UTC)
The Latin for 'empty white house' is 'Domus Alba inanis' - so something involving 'inanity' would be apt (if bad Latin) Anna Livia (talk) 17:15, 30 January 2021 (UTC)

Not worth a section, but CP's SSL cert has expired. Who installs a 3-month cert? Whoover (talk) 01:48, 31 January 2021 (UTC)

Anaxevacantism! Put that on a triple-word score, you'll make some enemies out of friends. Semipenultimate (talk) 17:26, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

I had to look that up and I still haven't got the foggiest... LondonGrump (talk) 01:13, 2 February 2021 (UTC)


Why are so many of the news entries downvoted heavily? Is there some kind of system or reasoning I'm missing? (talk) 20:22, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

In the long ago, trolls came and dug out them furrows you see in the ground. Why? Maybe just to see if they could do it. Since then, ain't nobody seen fit to fill 'em up. Semipenultimate (talk) 20:29, 1 February 2021 (UTC)
I did it with a script as a proof of concept bc it's very easy to obtain a new IP address every few seconds on Verizon. If I had the energy, I'd be downvoting Circular Reasoning more than anyone's. They're the worst!!!1eleventy1!! Nutty Roux (talk) 13:52, 2 February 2021 (UTC)

Nobs pisses on Karajou's toes AGAIN.[edit]

Why on earth does nobs think this is going to end any way other than the last time he picked a fight with anger bear? Despite nobs unblocking himself moments later this is only going to end in one way. And congratulations to whoever is running Northwest. Excellent long game you've been playing there. Oldusgitus (talk) 17:19, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

I'm now getting 504 errors so it seems they've fucked the site again. Oldusgitus (talk) 17:26, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

The reason for the certificate lapse[edit]

Were they expecting the last-Trump/apocalypse/the Rapture in which Heaven comes to Earth and Trump is restored to office/end-time-collapse of the tubes (thusly no reason to renew past January 20)? Or they misunderstood the HMRC extending the tax return deadline extension. Anna Livia (talk) 17:35, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

Trump's second coming will arrive in 2024.
One has to be willfully blind to not see the signs of the times now. There will be wars and rumors of wars. Biden will further empower Iran and get the USA in another endless conflict where American blood is spilt in the sand. Biden (the evil one) is distancing himself from Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu. Biden is against much of Christian/traditional/conservative morality. And Biden's economic policies will increase poverty and hunger in the USA. Obama was just a foreshadowing of the total depravity of Bidenism.
Darkness must increase for awhile before Trump's second coming in 2024.
Trump's second glorious presidential election victory in 2024 will be the capstone of Trumpism. USA! USA! USA!Coffeedrinker2 (talk) 18:29, 6 February 2021 (UTC)
Can I have your drugs? ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 18:36, 6 February 2021 (UTC)
Rapture mythos that replaces God and Jesus with the golden calfWikipedia of Donald Trump is quite revealing, isn't it? At any rate, doesn't "conservative" shit post culture already believes a lot of "Jews rule the world" / (((Soros!!))) / (((Rothschild!!))) / etc. conspiracy bullshit, right? You pro-Israel rapture bullshit folks should be happy. PanGalacticGargleBlaster (talk) 19:07, 6 February 2021 (UTC)
You can't win, Darth Biden and his supporters. If you try to strike Trump down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Already, Trump and right-wingers are contemplating building their own social media platform.[1]
Thus saith St. Andy: "As Isaac Newton foretold, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction."Coffeedrinker2 (talk) 00:42, 7 February 2021 (UTC)

TerryH's Texit fanfic[edit]

Kinda a fun read, honestly. I wonder how long it takes him to type it out one-handed?--Martin Arrowsmith (talk) 18:44, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

It's not fanfic. It's top level wargaming based on a series of novels. LondonGrump (talk) 09:02, 4 February 2021 (UTC)
Linky? RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 11:40, 4 February 2021 (UTC)
Here to start with. Yeah, 'top level' wargaming where fleet movements are detected by fishing boats, intel is hand-delivered, 90 year olds run the gun crews, and one battleship sinks three destroyers, which between them manage to fire only one missile. That kind of 'top level'. Too bad the author's religious sensibilities keep this from being the Abbot/Cruz slashfic it so obviously yearns to be.--Martin Arrowsmith (talk) 20:40, 4 February 2021 (UTC)
"Tut!" I said.
"What did you say?"
"I said 'Tut!'" LondonGrump (talk) 21:18, 4 February 2021 (UTC)
"No one now alive has ever seen a ship like Texas afloat, except for some of her crew. For the Texas is no mere Iowa-class battleship, but a New York-class dreadnought."
Hmm. Texas, a New York class battleship: launched May 1912, overhauled 1926, length 573', displacement 34,000 tons, speed 21 kts, gun range 13 miles. Wisconsin, an Iowa class battleship: launched 1943, overhauled 1986, length 887', displacement 58,000 tons, speed 33 kts, gun range 24 miles. Yeah, math checks out.--Martin Arrowsmith (talk) 05:26, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
Great writing on every level. It shows extensive research, particularly of the novels it's based on, and it's true: not a lot of people still alive would have seen a ship like that. People underrated William Blake too. LondonGrump (talk) 08:30, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
The USS Texas, provided it could be returned from it's mothballed state and an ammunition supplied secured, both very unlikely, would be a sitting duck to a 100 ton modern missile boat.--Mercian (talk) 16:38, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
Oh look, a shitty pastiche from someone who's read Legacy of the Aldenata and thought 'I could write that!' Ranks up there with LaVoy Finicum's book where he describes the fantasy draw-down scenario between his self-insert and the feds which he ended up having in real life, to deadly consequences. Semipenultimate (talk) 15:40, 9 February 2021 (UTC)

Karajou rips Rob a new one.[edit]

[2]--Mercian (talk) 16:13, 5 February 2021 (UTC)

Wait... so Conservapedia, or Karajou at least, is ok with a privately owned website removing a user who breaks the site's rules, or who causes trouble? /sarcasm. I'm going to assume this logic doesn't apply to Twitter tho.
Also, that blog post is a... thing. Glad to see we're still living, rent-free, in Karajerk's head. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 18:14, 5 February 2021 (UTC)
My favorites were his reasons for seeing red at the suggestion of CP having a kangaroo court like ours and his usual paranoid persecutory delusions starring us. --Goatspeed. See what I'm up toCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my experiments 01:11, 6 February 2021 (UTC)
I'm disappointed to learn that we've tried and failed to take over CP. I can book an hour on the space laser if we want to try again. Whoover (talk) 07:22, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
Implementing a kangaroo court would be very unlike CP, as their moderation is renowned for being fair and transparent. They’ve never behaved spitefully or arbitrarily towards users ever! Pizza SLICE.gifChef Moosolini’s Ristorante ItalianoMake a Reservation 08:04, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
Wait, we're trying to take over CP? Is that what this place is for? Huh, never knew that and I have been here 12 years... AceSimple Maze 21:25, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

Some humor[edit]

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UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 23:02, 6 February 2021 (UTC)
Oh my goat they actually banned LT too? LMAO it's like The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street. --Goatspeed. See what I'm up toCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my experiments 07:48, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
That's the beauty with CP - no matter how dedicated to the cause you are, at some point you will step on one of the sysop's crazy toes, and you're done. It's a shame Creepy Uncle Ed has gone (is he still alive?), because his blocking everybody who disagreed with him dumbing down the maths articles was always fun. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 15:56, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
Too bad we won't know what LT said offsite to get blocked for a year. I do find this as a clue to the puzzle. UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 17:02, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
What would the reasons be behind RobSmith being de-admin-sysoped 'for abuse of power and corruption' (07.59 am today - I presume US time, as GMT equates to 'the wee small hours' over there). Anna Livia (talk) 17:10, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
Come on Rob - this is a chance to explain things you actually know something about. What's the skinny, daddy-O? LondonGrump (talk) 22:30, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
It seems that Karajou blocked RobSmith for a day. In other words, an email dispute is grounds for stopping someone from contributing content. Drink! UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 23:23, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
I kind of felt for the way Rob has been treated until I saw this article praising a great patriot, sorry, murderer who has since skipped bail.[3]--Mercian (talk) 23:51, 9 February 2021 (UTC)
(And now LT is back...) JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 23:52, 9 February 2021 (UTC)

Nobs advocates bribery and corruption to re-elect drumpf.[edit]

Way to go in supporting law and order and the constitution nobs Oldusgitus (talk) 13:06, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

Christian Fascism is inevitable.-RipCityLiberal (talk) 16:52, 16 February 2021 (UTC)
Wait, nobs is back? So what about Karajou's (Hi Brian! Glad to see we're still squatting in your mind, as you fixate on some mythical "take-over attempt" Pics, or it didn't happen.) impotent rage (as always!) blog post? Aw, was the widdle swabbie owwverwuled? Also, it should be clear that to nobs, "LAW AND ORDER" doesn't apply to conservatives, only brown people. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 19:37, 16 February 2021 (UTC)
Ken forgave him it seems on valentine's day and changed his block period to 10 minutes. I'll leave the shippers to work out the rest and the rest of you with a desire for brain bleach. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 20:14, 16 February 2021 (UTC)
Rob's on a roll. Posting an unbelievably stupid idea is classic Rob; passing it off as his own is a bonus. LondonGrump (talk) 00:10, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
I thought I couldn't be any more disgusted with nobs, and then I saw the "free Kyle" sig. Pizza SLICE.gifChef Moosolini’s Ristorante ItalianoMake a Reservation 21:27, 16 February 2021 (UTC)
Ah yes, KenTears. The ultimate CP ship since Ken/TK. --Goatspeed. See what I'm up toCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my experiments 22:44, 20 February 2021 (UTC)

Up again[edit]

CW is presently accessible.

Anyone care to do a CW version of the hokey cokey? Anna Livia (talk) 13:43, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Sure, but im gonna get banned very soon anyways.--Syncronyzer (talk) 17:57, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
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It went down again? Lol at this rate, I'll bet a 3pi-day block that the site permanently closes down (with nothing of value being lost) within the next 5 months. Anyone else willing to place their bets? --Goatspeed. See what I'm up toCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my experiments 22:47, 20 February 2021 (UTC)

Just tried to see what happens when you say something right on CP.[edit]

Probs gonna get banned lmfao. Check ContactCP quick before it gets removed and i get banned.--Syncronyzer (talk) 17:57, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Ha its been removed! Im gonna post again.--Syncronyzer (talk) 18:16, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
Woah message from Karajou the cronie himself!--Syncronyzer (talk) 18:43, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
Irrelevant? This is surprising, i wasnt banned. --Syncronyzer (talk) 18:53, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
Got banned lol--Syncronyzer (talk) 19:28, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
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Idiots who can't read[edit]

Or just bad faith? Andy confuses reduced immunity with reduces immunity. Move along, nothing to see here. Just your typical Conservapedian incompetence. God bless antifa and keep us-Hastur! (talk) 18:59, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

This is laughable if you understand the terminology. Priceless.--Syncronyzer (talk) 19:03, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
That is very deliberate by Andy. He's betting that the 3 people who visit CP won't actually click the link. Intellectual dishonesty are Andy's middle names. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 19:15, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
I didn't even have to click the link lol. Just needed to hover over it-Hastur! (talk) 19:21, 19 February 2021 (UTC)
Handy Andy...--Syncronyzer (talk) 19:16, 19 February 2021 (UTC)

Anger bear and Kenny boy get into a block war with each other.[edit]

So this afternoon (UK time) anger bear blocked Nobs - again. Wikignome72, a ken sock as most of you know, promptly unblocked nobs. So anger bear blocked wikignome72, expiry 5 years. Of course Ken promptly unblocked himself and Nobs. I wonder how this will end? andy surely can't sit out an ongoing war between ken and anger bear can he? block log Oldusgitus (talk) 12:18, 20 February 2021 (UTC)

Andy will do what he always does when sysops are squabbling in public - nothing. I see I'm sure there's some interesting conversations going on behind the scenes though. Personally, I'm 100% behind Swabbie driving off Ken and Rob. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 19:14, 20 February 2021 (UTC)
But then Ken would start trolling our site more often- which I am not looking forward to. I enjoyed not having to deal with his bullcrap up until a few days ago. --Goatspeed. See what I'm up toCircularREmail2.gifasoningSee my experiments 00:21, 21 February 2021 (UTC)
Real conservatives may get results but by golly do they take a long time to achieve them. An example would be a pamphlet questioning evolution which should have taken a month to produce and another 2 or 3 to distribute. I believe this pamphlet was promised back in 2010/11, any updates? PS, the closest we have seen of evidence so far is a photo of a fairground entertainer on stilts holding the pamphlet, this was about 4 or 5 years ago. A closer look at the photo shows that by the cars and the way people dress it is obviously from the 1980s or 90s. How did you manage this time travel event? scientists are dying to know.--Mercian (talk) 00:02, 23 February 2021 (UTC)

So nobs is quitting now...[edit]

[4] And I bet LT will soon leave CP as well. UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 04:46, 23 February 2021 (UTC)

And andy has downgraded ken's wikignome2 account from admin to just skipcaptcha, allowing anger bear to infinite block the wikignome2 account. What move next for user:conservative? He and nobs appear to be losing big style to karajou on this. Oldusgitus (talk) 11:02, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
Nobs will be back - he has no pride, and no other source for his right wing conspiracy theory of the week shitposting. Surprising to see Andy willing to lose editors who post quantity (never quality) to Karajou, who does nothing but block people, and occasionally update his list of birds. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 17:42, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
If Schlafly promoted contributors, Conservapedia wouldn't be where they are right now. With the dear leader's utter incompetency, who needs trolls to destroy CP at this rate! [5] It's honestly quite sad seeing a few people spending so much time adding content there only to find out that Comrade Schlefli the gulag operator not giving a piece of cat litter whether they can access the site, whether they may need more privileges or help for editing... UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 18:09, 23 February 2021 (UTC)
If you're about to start asserting that competence is ultimately more valuable than unquestioned ideological loyalty, you're going to make my monocle fly off and my mustaches straighten out. Semipenultimate (talk) 00:19, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
You can forget any more promotions to sysop by Andy. He was burned by good sysops turning bad and quitting, when he promoted TK again, and then by TK leaking all the secret chats... again... and then nearly everybody who did get blocking rights, almost immediately turned out to be parodists. Looking at the content produced by the current crop of sysop lites, this is still the case. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 11:33, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
Andy's got better things to do now. He's playing with the big boys. LondonGrump (talk) 13:04, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
The USA already has one Ted Cruz, a man so craven he'd lick the boots of the guy who insulted his wife if it meant more access to power, it doesn't need another. Semipenultimate (talk) 18:22, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
Damn, I'd didn't know World Nut Daily was still a thing. I wonder how Farah's crypto scam scheme worked out? RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 19:26, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
There is this from Right Wing Watch[6]Praising "Fun Seeking Protestors", who happened to murder people. — Unsigned, by: Mercian / talk / contribs

Called it. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 21:22, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

It's cause Rob speaks out too much against racism. That's why he was silenced. -hgwt — Unsigned, by: / talk
I'm just enjoying Rob mewling on Main Page Talk. LondonGrump (talk) 17:56, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
Andy wants to preserve mom's legacy, so he had to get Rob off MPR. [7] ~hgwt — Unsigned, by: / talk
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Who’s hgwt? Christopher (talk) 20:33, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
Have Gun, Will Travel. -hgwt — Unsigned, by: / talk
Sign your posts properly. Christopher (talk) 22:03, 1 March 2021 (UTC)
Lack of disclosure. Karajou may have a financial interest in Conservapedia, which is the only explanation for Andy keeping him around (apart from the only other plausible explanation of a shared bigoted ideology). Here Andy Schlafly is introduced as "co-founder" of Conservapedia, impying others. -hgwt (talk) 21:16, 2 March 2021 (UTC)
...and hence why Schlafly simply doesn't have the machismo to discipline Karajou. LOL! UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 22:18, 2 March 2021 (UTC)
It doesn't make any sense. Rob would be best positioned to refute accusations of mom's segregationist sentiments. If Karajou is not sharing the server bills, the only other explanation is Andy wants to leave undisturbed the contempory takes of Phyllis being a segregationist and opposed to anti-discrimination laws. -hgwt (talk) 22:47, 2 March 2021 (UTC)

How Conservapedia spins the killing of Osama bin Laden[edit]

Apparently, it was a bad thing? I'm impressed, honestly, that CP's cognitive dissonance continues to surprise me-Hastur! (talk) 08:38, 2 March 2021 (UTC)…

And evert single word of that page was written by Rob Smith. It makes me glad the plonker's not here anymore. Spud (talk) 10:51, 2 March 2021 (UTC)

Er, wait a second...[edit]

So LT compiles some info to argue in cp:U.S. "Party-switch" myth to argue that the parties didn't switch, only for it to be contradicted by his good 'ol pal BHathorn in pages like over here and here. Note in the latter it says: "A strong liberal Democrat but originally a declared segregationist who signed the Southern Manifesto..." So there's now a contrast between liberalism and racism despite CP's attempts numerously to link them?

Huh? UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 04:20, 5 March 2021 (UTC)

Is LT Dinesh D'Souza cause he constantly makes that argument, and consistently gets absolutely shit on by Twitter historians.-RipCityLiberal (talk) 17:42, 5 March 2021 (UTC)
I don't believe so. While it's probable that LT has read some of D'Souza's books, his arguments go beyond the mainstream right-wing arguments against the party switch talking points. Much of his recent contributions on U.S. politicians seem to reflect the fact that he's trying to tie conservatism to civil rights and liberalism to racism in certain instances that are rarely mentioned. However, seeing how CP's founder is literally the son of a conservative activist who opposed civil rights in the 60s, as "hgwt" mentioned above, LT's articles on CP is arguably the equivalent to Kevin D. Williamson's work on National Review.
Here's one of LT's recent page creations. Evidently he exhibits a fascinating interest in random politicians form the time period most people have no clue of. This diff also shows something that appears to reflect his agenda on CP. UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 17:59, 5 March 2021 (UTC)
He didn't write much of that at all. I initially thought he plagiarized it from the Wikipedia article, but it looks like RJJ is the culprit. LT, is just a teenage aspie obsessive changing stuff like but to though. What in the world makes you think he actually has ideas? — Unsigned, by: / talk
That's also probable, and it certainly reminds me of an interesting story you guys might like to hear. It's related to my days as a naive kid from a long time ago that I'll never forget, and whether it's mine or someone else's is up to you guys to conclude upon:
So there was a particular kid I knew since elementary school, since around 2nd grade. He never seemed to quite fit in with everyone else, and looking back, I have reasons to suspect that he's autistic but never knew that about himself... There were different groups of kids he would hang out with, and the second grade seemed to reflect that. We were generally able to get along well despite our different opinions. He loved writing, I loved reading, so on and so on. Now, there were many kids I got along with fine that wasn't always the case for him. One of them was a good friend of mine who moved away... those two didn't get along all the time, especially because of some silly mini-war that started with a prank. Fourth grade was memorable because many people we knew pretty well, including him, were all in the same class together. There were many disagreements because some were crabby, which he didn't take well. He always was a rather sensitive person who didn't handle things well. I myself moved away during middle school. I didn't talk to that guy as much in middle school because we didn't share any classes together, though still would talk in the lunch room. I remember some other nice kids he probably got to know during that time... There was one particular day that still comes to mind. There was a big assignment/project for social studies, and we both had the same teacher for that subject though different hours. We had a nice conversation, and he in some ways seemed the same as back in the elementary school days. Another nice kid also came over, and he had the same social studies teacher as well. It was great because we all probably had things we missed from our elementary school days, especially him because I didn't see that guy hanging out with his friends from even a year ago nearly as much, almost as if he got thrown under the bus...
As for how he is now and whether I'll ever see him again in the future, I don't know. I would certainly hope so, as he was the type of person I wish more people in my life currently are like: he was imperfect, but had an interesting worldview, would think critically, and in some ways was more open-minded than the vast majority of people. I've recently been thinking about him infrequently because my life has been becoming boring...
UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 00:53, 6 March 2021 (UTC)

CP Editorial Cartoonist[edit]

Nobody's mentioned Karajou's new sideline, Worst Cartoonist Ever. Each one is dumber and cringier than the previous one. Whoover (talk) 01:17, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

At least Ken is amusing, Anger Bear just seems like he's going to blow an aneurysm at any moment. I'd hate to be his cardiologist, that level of stress can't be good for his blood pressure. The Blade of the Northern Lights (話して下さい) 03:23, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Yeah he used to do those cartoons years. We even had an RW competition of sorts on who could rewrite them the funniest. Something like that anyway. AceSimple Maze 03:53, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Ken is about as amusing as a dose of VD.--Mercian (talk) 04:34, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
I’m unsure of what Ken thinks the outcome is going to be. That because the Chinese atheists are feminine I need to rethink my entire belief system. AceSimple Maze 04:44, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
"Indirect tactics, efficiently applied, are inexhaustible as Heaven and Earth, unending as the flow of rivers and streams; like the sun and moon, they end but to begin anew; like the four seasons, they pass away to return once more." - Sun Tzu
ha ha ha Ken, are you trying to tell me I believe in God? That’s fucking hysterical. AceSimple Maze 05:42, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Terrorist sympathisers are in no way funny, Read his article on the 2011 mass murder in Norway and views on kid's being murdered at pop concerts. Salman Abedi and Breivik have his sympathy if nothing else. As for 2020, us commie liberals managed to stop the world with our coronavirus hoax, successfully carried out a bloodless coup and stole The US Election whilst stopping a bloody counter-coup. Truly, 2020 was a TERRIBLE year for conservative Christianity.--Mercian (talk) 07:06, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Ken would be a dangerous ideologue if he were actually man enough to do anything. Currently he is just a pantywaist - couldn't argue himself out of a wet paper sack. Ken is, for all intents and purposes, a fucking coward. AceSimple Maze 07:27, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
He's like the weedy kid at school who was the bully's stooge, stood behind him and threatened his victims. Conservapedia is Ken's bully but the site is like a bully who will moving to another region in the summer, they are both on their way out.--Mercian (talk) 07:32, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Ooh! Do we need to resurrect Making Karajou Funny again? RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 07:52, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
BOOM! Thanks my man. That’s what I was referencing earlier. AceSimple Maze 08:17, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

I am on my way out? I recently helped a website amp up its monthly web visits by millions of web visits a month.

"In all fighting, the direct method may be used for joining battle, but indirect methods will be needed in order to secure victory. In battle, there are not more than two methods of attack – the direct and the indirect; yet these two in combination give rise to an endless series of maneuvers. The direct and the indirect lead on to each other in turn. It is like moving in a circle – you never come to an end. Who can exhaust the possibilities of their combination?" - Sun Tzu

"Indirect tactics, efficiently applied, are inexhaustible as Heaven and Earth, unending as the flow of rivers and streams; like the sun and moon, they end but to begin anew; like the four seasons, they pass away to return once more." - Sun Tzu

"Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances." - Sun Tzu

"Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus, he is master of his enemy's fate." - Sun TzuMarquette (talk) 21:09, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

For those of you playing along at home, you can now place markers on 'Repeated Sun Tzu Quotes In A Desperate Effort To Sound Smart' and 'Bragging Without Presenting Any Evidence Whatsoever'. Semipenultimate (talk) 21:52, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
What was that? Some BoN advertising spammer? IveBeenFrank (talk) 22:59, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
The internet is a very large place, gentlemen. If you want to know which website, go fish, gentlemen! Go fish!
Poundland Deepak Chopra. LondonGrump (talk) 23:44, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Why would I give you the URL of the website I helped jump up in millions of views in monthly visits? So you could DDOS it like you did with Conservapedia? No thanks, gentlemen. The internet is a very large place. If you want to know which website, go fish, gentlemen! Go fish!
Just keep this in mind. I am unstoppable!
"The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but you do not know where it is coming from and where it is going; so is everyone who has been born of the Spirit.” - Jesus.Marquette (talk) 23:53, 12 March 2021 (UTC)
Is it a website where conservative gentlemen who may be part of a collective can meet submissive long haired creationist ladies from the developing world? LondonGrump (talk) 09:41, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
I'm fairly sure Grindr was doing well, without you talking up their numbers, Ken. How's Operation Flying Fortress going? Are those Question Evolution leaflets coming out any time soon? How's your mum's basement? RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 17:18, 13 March 2021 (UTC)

Liberals/Atheists are scared of collection of genetic code[edit]

[8] A genetic code that has so far killed more Americans than in any war, in fact it has killed more than any two wars combined. It has killed more than all recorded terrorist deaths in history. Ken, as a supporter of terrorism will be hoping that all of that changes of course. Half a million deaths.--Mercian (talk) 05:32, 15 March 2021 (UTC)

Looking at the discussion on MPR talk, most contributors are far less rational than Ken. LondonGrump (talk) 12:12, 17 March 2021 (UTC)
In the "good ol' days" of 1950s America that conservatives supposedly worship, vaccine inventors (unwillingly) became public heroesWikipedia. What happened, oh worshippers of nostalgia? Interestingly enough, regarding the Chuck Norris pic, it seems like Chuck Norris has toned down a bit his WND schtick of late and is more into endorsing online tank games and gym equipment. His syndicated column seems to be more wellness / fitness oriented than culture war whining, and a brief scan seems to show it is reasonably sensible vs. NaturalNews style supplement woo. So, yeah, Conservapedia... Listen to Chuck! Wear a mask! PanGalacticGargleBlaster (talk) 12:50, 17 March 2021 (UTC)
If they don't listen to Chuck surely they will listen to Donald[9]--Mercian (talk) 18:15, 17 March 2021 (UTC)

Setback for Hollywood values.[edit]

[10]Point taken but perhaps Cinemas being closed for the majority of 2020 played a part. Church attendance was also down by over a third in 2020, a huge setback for Christianity?--Mercian (talk) 13:59, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

The largest streaming services has 50% higher subscribers in 2020. No duh some of the cinema statistic is pandemic related, some of it is "new tech" too... the real question is in what form cinemas will return when the pandemic ends. However, Breitbart knows what triggers conservatives to spew large amount of bile in their shitty Disqus comment section, and "Hollywood" certainly is a trigger keyword. (In that light, 136 comments on this story is disappointingly low. But Breitbart's readership appears to be too busy raging about a trans Sports Illustrated swimsuit model right now to notice this story.) PanGalacticGargleBlaster (talk) 15:33, 22 March 2021 (UTC)


Ken has truly and utterly lost it. I just wrote about a paragraph about this but deleted it all. Ken ain't worth it. I have girlfrieds, a daughter and a good job and many RW editors I can say the same for. Happy, and getting on with life is what most of us do. Ken spent hours on this last "essay". He has nothing and nobody obviously. So I'll leave it at that. Ace://about blank 09:02, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Apparently we have an obsession with Conservapedia[11] The evidence shows otherwise. Ken also deleted the part when a covid nurse called him a cutie. My experience of nurses in these situations that they do not engage in this type of talk with people even if it were true. They have better things to do, like saving peoples lives. The false witness is building up Kendoll, Hell awaits you.--Mercian (talk) 11:44, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
Ken just be mad his RW socks are too obvious and keep getting blocked. (And Ken would probably hate my job even if he could perform it. I work with colleagues in Asia all the time. Which tend to be, you know, ATHEISTS!!! OOGIE BOOGIE!!!) PanGalacticGargleBlaster (talk) 12:58, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
Ken, sitting on a Nazi-adjacent hate-blog (or in his care home, whichever you prefer), where one of the admins literally believes the coronavirus vaccine contains nanobots, saying another site's members are weird, is peak Ken. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 17:38, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
More comforting to believe the problem is something nebulous and completely unprovable that you can easily politicize rather than, say, the MULTIPLE ANTENNAS designed by companies they hate that they are carrying in their pockets right now. Semipenultimate (talk) 17:46, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
THAT. IS THE GREATEST THING. I HAVE EVER SEEN HIM WRITE. PoorlyDrawnRockford.jpeg Rockford the Roe boop my snoot 17:57, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
Given that his "essay" sits in a quiet niche of a fringe website that probably has eight visitors outside of their editors and us, why worry? LondonGrump (talk) 18:54, 25 March 2021 (UTC)
Not worry, just fascination. It's always interesting to watch people with delusions of grandeur and try to catch the moment when reality sets in, if it ever does. Semipenultimate (talk) 23:58, 25 March 2021 (UTC)

Alan Turing[edit]

Why did England put this obscure homosexual on the 50-pound note? Whoover (talk) 22:56, 26 March 2021 (UTC)

The most prominent road in Manchester, by some accounts The UK's second largest city is called Alan Turing Way, that's hardly obscure. Schalfly is nothing more than a rabid homophobe who has expressed support in them being stoned to death.--Mercian (talk) 00:03, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
Alan Turing was vital in saving the world from Nazism. He deserves to be celebrated as a hero. And his sad fate is a reminder that, not so long ago, the kind of rabid homophobia that Andy Schlafly still feels was the law of the land in Britain. I was delighted that the Bank of England chose him to go on the new ₤50 note. And I wonder what the Conservapedia crew will make of the new Harriet Tubman $20 bill when that comes out. Will they even try not to sound ,like a bunch of racist and misogynist shits when they say how much they dislike it? Spud (talk) 03:10, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
(sarc) Turing is so obscure, there is a significant museum in England dedicated to the operation he worked in.Wikipedia (And no IT nerd would have ever heard of Turing, so Google would never do something special if you Google "bletchley park". (/sarc) Tee hee.) PanGalacticGargleBlaster (talk) 03:24, 27 March 2021 (UTC)
When they protest the new $20 bill they will insist is not racist, just as they insist the new Jim Crow 2 law in Georgia is not racist. They insist they are not homophobic either, stoning to death homosexuals is all part of God's plan. They insist they are law and order unless they do not like a particular law, then it is OK. Storming the Capitol in a coup attempt is perfectly OK whilst giving water to people queuing to vote on a hot summers day in Atlanta is now a criminal offence. Their whole philosophy is nothing more than a charade and since Trump they don't even attempt to hide it anymore. And Ken, you homophobic racist, I would rather have a pothole problem than a mass murder problem. Then again they support mass murder when it suits their aims. They are less conservative Christians and more of a death cult. Come now Ken, lets see you deny this.--Mercian (talk) 09:18, 27 March 2021 (UTC)

I wonder how many Conservapedia editors would pass the Turing test? LondonGrump (talk) 18:05, 27 March 2021 (UTC)

Unfortunately, the answer is: most of them. That's because the Turing test sets the bar very low. It doesn't test for comprehension, learning, depth of thought, or anything of the kind. The easiest way to make a program pass the Turing test is to keep in mind the principles of basic magic trickery: making it look like a human presence is there is all about perception. A simple project for a beginner learning to program is to make a program which keeps writing like a stupid troll with a repetitive message. It wouldn't be difficult at all to make it seem like the real deal. --ApooftGnegiol (talk) 07:17, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
I just remembered this. Turing is so obscure that he only ranked a paltry 21st place in a popular vote for the greatest Briton of all time. This ranks up with Schalfly's assumption that the pro gay marriage Spain's National Football Team was extremely over-rated despite winning successive European Championships with a World Cup sandwiched in between. Of course rabid homophobia has nothing to do with his insights.--Mercian (talk) 23:04, 1 April 2021 (UTC)

2017 Finsbury Park attack.[edit]

Was not an incidence of Islamic terrorism. It was a case of a far right nutcase seeking revenge. In fact the attacker survived due to the constraint of the victims. The most simple of searches confirms this.--Mercian (talk) 12:11, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

No duh, it was an Islamaphobe committing terrorism against Muslims. Is this CP news actually? Main thing I see in CP's front page is RW's current favorite sockpuppet actually adding "in the news" items that continue to demonstrate an unhealthy obsession with this site. I don't see anything on Finsbury. PanGalacticGargleBlaster (talk) 12:52, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
So the mainstream media isn't covering the major news story that @Shabidoo hasn't converted to Christianity? That's the first time in about a decade that something on Conservapedia has actually made me laugh out loud. Spud (talk) 13:50, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
And I see that Mercian is referring to Ken's vile newly created article on the Manchester Arena Bombing in which he suggests that Britain should expel its Muslim population just like Spain did in 1492. Just after seeing something on CP that made me laugh, I've seen something else that made me feel sick. Ken, you are a loathsome Islamophobic, homophobic, sexist, self-centred, big-headed piece of shit religious bigot. If heaven is full of people like you, I'll happily spend eternity in hell. Spud (talk) 14:13, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
People like Ken and Andy will happily yell "Kill/Deport/Put in Camps people we don't like!" and "Vaccine passports are the Holocaust!" with no sense of irony. RoundeTheeHorne (talk) 15:28, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
That part along with the expulsion of Muslims has gone. I am guessing that the author will now spew more false witness and deny it was ever written in the first place.--Mercian (talk) 15:50, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
Ken is a fucking nitwit incapable of self-reflection. He's a fucking dope with very few redeeming features. Awful person. Ace://about blank 18:26, 30 March 2021 (UTC)
I think Ken's essay on my bubble-world-limiting-atheism deserves a Pulitzer prize. ShabiDOO 20:06, 30 March 2021 (UTC)

CP stuff from the Saloon Bar[edit]

I signed up there, but nobody ain't doing anything, except the same 3 dudes who have some sort of obsession with the wiki. It is the saddest wiki I ever joined. 2A0B:F4C0:16C:16:0:0:0:1 (talk) 14:37, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, the wiki boom ended long ago and CP has lost judt about all relevance by now. Not just its relevance to Rationalwiki, but the internet and world in general. There's a reason this site has moved on from being the Conservapedia Ridiculing Club. (talk) 17:13, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
I wonder how much it costs Andy to mantain that dead Wiki. GeeJayK (talk) 18:25, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Not much, they're on shared hosting (and a cheap one at that because they have server problems all the time). So Andy probably pays a fairly low amount each month. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 19:16, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Supposing God is real I'm quite sure He would rather see that money being spent on charity or something more useful. But whatever. GeeJayK (talk) 19:36, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
FOR CP IS DEAD... and we have killed it... Zombie Longshoreman (We are the undead!) 19:42, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Aren't you that guy who doxxed Oxy? 2A02:120B:C3FB:3B40:41BF:C653:4511:A885 (talk) 21:47, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Wait, do you mean me? No. No, I didn't. Zombie Longshoreman (We are the undead!) 22:04, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
I don't think they meant you, I think the meant the BoN. Serene (talk) 22:16, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
Yeah, it's the same person. Plutocow (talk) 22:18, 28 March 2021 (UTC)

I implore you, please do not post Conservapedia-related stuff in the Saloon Bar. Put it on Conservapedia talk:What is going on at CP? We have indeed long since moved on from just being the Conservapedia Ridiculing Club. Spud (talk) 00:55, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

He probably can't since I can't. It says view source on the page. He'd need an account to post there. 2A02:120B:C3FB:3B40:842C:F44F:D04B:2E87 (talk) 12:56, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
They're a banned user who shouldn't be editing here in the first place anyway. Plutocow (talk) 12:58, 29 March 2021 (UTC)
When I said "you", I wasn't really referring to the BoN. I meant everybody. Spud (talk) 13:17, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Plutocow, you're famous[edit]

Rationalwiki is infested by pansies, and the butterflies are absolutely fabulous!

It's your first time appearing on an essay on CrackPotwiki,,_pansie_infestation MarioSuperstar77 (talk) 20:45, 4 April 2021 (UTC)

What's with the weird spelling of "pansy"? Is he circumventing a censored word list or just stupid? Whoover (talk) 21:20, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
A case of 'potatoe'-ism? Anna Livia (talk) 22:50, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
That's the first thing I thought of too. An arrogant version of Dan Quayle. Whoover (talk) 05:05, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
The correct answer is insanity. From my vantage point, Conservapedia is slowly morphing into a kind of Time Cube under the weight of a barrage of strange essays and articles. PanGalacticGargleBlaster (talk) 00:35, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
Oh my! A certain wiki starting with C is falling under the burden of its weirdos and pansies? What a turn of events! I do hate to do it, gentlemen, but in the name of secularism, I declare VICTORY! Ole Ole Ole! Pizza SLICE.gifChef Moosolini’s Ristorante ItalianoMake a Reservation 00:46, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
Duce M - are you referring to [12]? Anna Livia (talk) 18:59, 5 April 2021 (UTC)

Please move this post to WIGO talk:CP; thanks[edit]

I'm getting increasingly tired of CP. Karajerk and User:Conservative have turned the site into a second-rate parody and a mess. Andy has only enabled their lousy behavior with utterly pathetic hypocrisy/double standards, or he's simply blind and shouldn't even be running the site to begin with. I implore everyone to take a look at this and see how cheap and ridiculous *some* admins on the site have become. Someone (talk) 15:11, 4 April 2021 (UTC)

"turned the site into a second-rate parody and a mess" was it ever not a second-rate parody and a mess? Uncle Mark (talk) 15:12, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
It never seemed that bad to me before. Maybe I just haven't always realized how Karajou has constantly destroyed the place... Someone (talk) 15:16, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
Look at this total bull: Karajou just assumes that everyone else is as selfish and self-centered as he is? When will he realize that some people in the world have more integrity than him, and enough to help others out of their own good will? Someone (talk) 15:38, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
If you want to appeal your ban LT, I'd be more than willing to assist. Glad to see you're at least awakening to the fact that Conservapedia is just the echo chamber for a couple of guys in their 50s and nobody else's. Techpriest (I am Alpharius! / Pencil.png / Tux icon.png / Shield.png) 15:49, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
I mean, the fact that CP was founded because even early 2000s Wikipedia wouldn't buy Andy and Co's crap might have been an indicator about its legitimacy... ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 16:13, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
Thank you Sirius, I'll give that some consideration. Someone (talk) 16:22, 4 April 2021 (UTC)
It's always been like this. All this stuff happening to you has been documented in this wiki and for good reason. It's been going on your nose and I still recommend really self-reflect how anything has changed from the documentation in this wiki and today. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario! 02:27, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
So why did the banned user LT choose to sock up and come back here? Was it to say he's finally realized that Conservapedia, a site he championed so many times, actually is shit because it promotes pseudoscience, pseudohistory, conspiracy theories and hate speech? Did he decide he could no longer be associated with a site whose admins have celebrated the deaths of children and laughed off old people freezing to death as "one of God's little jokes"? No. He just came here to moan about Karajou and Ken getting a bit angry with him. So LT welcomes back the very obvious sock of a banned user with open arms. A more senior editor gets pissed off and has a go at him for that. Pretty much the same thing could easily happen here and on dozens of other wikis. Something similar could even happen on Wikipedia (although it would all be couched in much, much more polite language). Yawn! LT, it wasn't worth socking up just for that. Spud (talk) 06:32, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
It happens to everyone who is not Ken or Karajou. LT had his little trolling session here a few months back, the standard crap thinking he was now among the CP elite. Now he is feeling the backlash. To be among the CP elite you don't just have to be a far right jerk you have to subscribe to every wingnut position out there without fail or diversion. Fall short of those standards then you are just another liberal. Ha.--Mercian (talk) 23:47, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
And emphasizing heavily on racism and civil rights history comes off as too woke and liberal for the CP elite. Hence why 1990'sguy gets Andy's recognition for his advocacy of modern-day right-wing populism while LT doesn't get as much praise. It's practically sociopathic with the way Andy treats faithful contributors including LT, RobSmith, and BHathorn - he takes their work for granted and goes out of his own way to promote, as would be defined under his style of vocabulary, unproductive goons. UShistoryanalyzer (talk) 00:30, 6 April 2021 (UTC)
If you want to get back in favour LT you need to author articles such as this[13] which despite it's racist undertones accuses the Canadian authorities of being the new Gestapo. If you were to take the article as gospel you would be under the impression that the "Chinese Communist Party virus" was far worse in Canada than it is in The USA where Trump is praised for his outstanding leadership with reference to the pandemic. Lies and deceit is what these people thrive on and to get back onside you have to be a deceptive liar. Rob Smith weaseled his way back in that way, I am sure he will give you some tips.--Mercian (talk) 17:50, 7 April 2021 (UTC)

Whoa, I'm famous!!![edit]

[14] Unclescrooge (talk) 13:42, 8 April 2021 (UTC)

I love it how Ken thinks we're are like: "UNGH OOGH. ME SECULAR. ME ATHEIST. ME MAD. MAD AT OTHER TRIBE. ME SMASH ROCK AT OTHER TRIBE." PoorlyDrawnRockford.jpeg Rockford the Roe boop my snoot 14:44, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
I still love how Ken calls people "pansies". MarioSuperstar77 (talk) 14:47, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
Congratulations! GeeJayK (talk) 14:49, 8 April 2021 (UTC)
Thanks!! I hope there will be more opportunities here for me to be featured on his essay!!! Unclescrooge (talk) 15:06, 8 April 2021 (UTC)