Fun:Squirrel diet

Squirrel diets are the only real working diets out there. Because all natural.

Diet Examples

Country squirrels

Nuts, seeds, mushrooms, pine cones, nuts, leaves, nuts, bark, lichens, nuts, and the occasional bird egg.

City squirrels

A city squirrel practicing freeganism

Freeganism is teh rule here. Scraps and handouts from teh city park and outdoor restaurant tables, supplemented with bird seed from your bird feeder and teh occasional dumpster dive.

Lose weight fast!

Our sources say rapid weight loss and incredible health can be obtained by following the Squirrel Diet. Better than Atkins! More powerful than a can of spinach! Rawer than raw foodism! More primal than teh caveman diet! More macro and biotic than macrobiotics!

Controversy

Some people are nuts, they don't like this diet.
There are also reports of falling off trees and electrocution.

Enjoy these as an addition to a healthy diet!

• yum!

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