American Holistic Medical Association
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The American Holistic Medical Association is a band of bullshit artists who advocate for the non-vilification of their bullshit art. Unlike true medical associations who push for better treatments with empirical evidence and to regulate their professionals against hucksters, the AHMA prefers anyone and everyone who is a bullshit artist to join their ranks.
Top 10 list
“”Why should you join the AHMA?
Our members say it best! According to them, the "Top Ten Reasons" to join are:
|—American Holistic Medical Association website, http://www.holisticmedicine.org/|
Join their ranks
Anyone from a licensed physician who sells snake oil to someone who supports selling snake oil to patients who trust their physicians with their care can join the AHMA, unlike true medical associations that require at least a medical student status to join.
- Karen Lawson — former president
- ↑ American Holistic Medical Assocation online application. http://www.holisticmedicine.org/registernewmembers.cfm
- ↑ American Medical Association membership eligibility. http://www.ama-assn.org/ama/pub/membership/faqs/membership-eligibility.page