Fun:Statements that are wrong on the level of a Young Earth
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This article contains statements that are wrong on the level of a Young Earth -- or, off by about 6 orders of magnitude.
This is why people laugh at Young Earth Creationism.
Notes[edit]
- ↑ They grow up so fast.
- ↑ If you take 2 Peter 3:8 into account, this is surprisingly accurate!
- ↑ Therefore Jesus lived at least 15 times longer than the oldest person that ever lived.
- ↑ Global warming wouldn't be an issue, given the Sun's diameter on this scale of 1.3914 kilometers.
- ↑ No wonder people talk about voter fraud!
- ↑ Given that only 8 people survived the Global Flood back in 2348 BCE, that is surprisingly accurate!
- ↑ And they were all fucking chiseled after popping out the Pyramids, Stonehenge, and the entirety of China. We don't have people like that any more.
- ↑ And every one of the 412 Americans is damn proud of it.
- ↑ Shakespeare: Twitter edition (2016).
- ↑ Unfortunately, he died within the hour -- see #1.
- ↑ Twinkle twinkle little star, the darkness is everywhere
- ↑ Seriously, why all the fuss?
- ↑ All of the aforementioned 412 Americans attended both wedding ceremonies. It was, by all accounts, delightful.
- ↑ Wikipedia: The most trustworthy source in procrastination.
- ↑ PZ Myers remarks that Scientology's beliefs on the age of the universe (76 TRILLION years) are similar to creationists- but wrong in the opposite direction.
References[edit]
- ↑ http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/1/oldest-person-%28female%29.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/1/oldest-person-(female)
- ↑ See the Wikipedia article on Chronology of Jesus.
- ↑ http://www.space.com/17081-how-far-is-earth-from-the-sun.html
- ↑ https://www.google.co.uk/publicdata/explore?ds=d5bncppjof8f9_&met_y=sp_pop_totl&tdim=true&dl=en&hl=en&q=population%20of%20earth#!ctype=l&strail=false&bcs=d&nselm=h&met_y=sp_pop_totl&scale_y=lin&ind_y=false&rdim=region&ifdim=region&tdim=true&hl=en_US&dl=en&ind=false
- ↑ See the Wikipedia article on World population estimates.
- ↑ http://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.MKTP.CD?order=wbapi_data_value_2011+wbapi_data_value+wbapi_data_value-last&sort=desc
- ↑ http://www.opensourceshakespeare.org/stats/
- ↑ http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records-3000/tallest-man-ever/
- ↑ See the Wikipedia article on Milky Way.
- ↑ http://www.lifenews.com/2016/01/14/58586256-abortions-in-america-since-roe-v-wade-in-1973/
- ↑ http://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/06/gay-marriage-obergefell-hodges/488258/
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=840611669
- ↑ https://tonyortega.org/2013/08/09/pz-myers-helps-us-plunder-the-riches-of-l-ron-hubbards-book-of-scientology-evolution/