John Morris
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“”I especially disassociate myself from the blasphemous use of a profound Scriptural truth to promote a scientific and political lie.
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| —John D. Morris[1] |
John D. Morris (1946–) is a young Earth creationist and the current president of the Institute for Creation Research.[2] He is the son of the Institute's founder, Henry Morris.
Before he ascended to the throne previously occupied by his father he was the author of a number of hard-hitting articles published by the Institute, including What Can We Do About the Public Schools?,[3] What is the Connection Between Homosexuality and Evolution? (answer: the homosexual agenda),[4] and Are Plants Alive?.[5][No, not The Onion]
Qualifications[edit]
Apparently, he has several degrees:[6][2]
- B.S., Virginia Tech., Blacksburg, VA, 1969 (Civil Engineering)
- M.S., University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, 1977
- Ph.D.. University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, 1980 (Geological Engineering
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Noah's Ark and the Flood[edit]
John Morris is very keen on Noah's Ark, having gone on at least 13 expeditions to Mt. Ararat to search for it.[1] All of these were, obviously, failures. Nevertheless, he considers himself an expert on the subject.
See also[edit]
References[edit]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Who's Building Noah's Ark This Time?img A hilarious article condemning the construction of a model of the Ark on Ararat to highlight the dangers of climate change.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 The Institute's bio of him.img Assuming that you trust anything that comes out of that organisation
- ↑ What Can We Do About the Public Schools?img
- ↑ What is the Connection Between Homosexuality and Evolution?img
- ↑ Are Plants Alive?img
- ↑ AiG's bio of him. Again, if you trust them.
