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Donald John "Agent Orange" Trump (b. 1946), a.k.a. "John Miller", "John Barron", "David Dennison", "Mr. Brexit", and Cadet Bone Spur, is an American (un)intentional comedian, honorary Russian Cossack, heel wrestling personality, WWE Hall of Famer,[note 1] fascist personality-cult leader,[note 2] Nobel Prize nominee,[note 3] and
potential second coming of Reagan current false-equivalency President of the United States. In the summer of 2015, he commandeered the Republican Clown Car, running on the hazy slogan of "Make America Hate Great Again".
Despite his campaign mythologizing around his path to the presidency somehow "coming from outside the system" and being "free of cronyism" (imagining a Democrat-disgruntled working class being the ones to carry him into office), actual Trump supporters generally have above-average incomes, typical of the same voter demographic that have always supported the GOP.[note 4] In American terms, Trump is pretty much styling himself as the second coming of Andrew Jackson, complete with his plan for a new Trail of Tears. In turn, Trump actually appears to have secured the conspiracy theorist vote,[note 5] a demographic which, these days, appears to include both himself and his wife.
Following an escalating series of gaffes and scandals in the run-up to the Presidential election, many Republican leaders have withheld or renounced their support for his candidacy. He has also been condemned by the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights.
Despite all this, a convoluted electoral system saw Donald Trump elected President of the United States on November 8th, 2016. You wanted him, you got him.[note 6] Having single-handedly destroyed the Obama administration, the Clinton machine, the Bush dynasty, the Democratic Party, and the Republican Party in the span of 18 months, Trump is now focused on the United States. On Inauguration Day, Trump has the honor of having the single largest number of protesters in American history—the Women's March.
- 1 Business ventures
- 2 Pretending to be religious
- 3 Rare moments of sanity
- 4 The Donald begins
- 5 2016 Presidential Run
- 6 A storm of words
- 7 Stranger things
- 8 The Bear and the Orange
- 9 Days of past future
- 10 Fearful symmetry with Melania Trump
- 11 Filling the Swamp
- 12 Red Dawn
- 13 Threat vectors
- 14 See also
- 15 External links
- 16 Notes
- 17 References
The more we've learned about his businesses this election cycle, the more Americans have come to realize he has some of the worst business instincts of any person.
“”That may be Trump's one skill – performing so many outrages that he gets us to sideline some of them while we try to deal with the worst/most recent.
Trump's connections with mob figures are old and run deep, according to journalist Wayne Barrett; they're mostly associated with his casino and huge erections, including but not limited to buildings. In 2015, the details became public of Trump's involvement with Colombo crime family figures during the making of Trump's first name-branded product: a Cadillac limousine in 1988. Trump
has dragged his feet over releasing will never willingly release his tax returns, and Ted Cruz suggests those returns could show the extent of his mob dealings. Trump and some of his spawn have been named as material witnesses in a massive tax-avoidance scheme by mob-connected Felix Sater. As an aside, it has been reported that Trump himself paid no income taxes in 1978, 1979, 1984, 1992, and 1994.
Trump's connections to organized crime go back to shortly after his first forays into Manhattan real estate. Trump made friends with Roy Cohn, formerly Joseph McCarthy's lawyer during the McCarthy Senate hearings, but who by then was a mob lawyer. Cohn likely introduced Trump to Genovese crime boss Anthony Salerno. In his 1997 book, The Art of the Comeback, Trump denied that there was any association between asbestos exposure and cancer, stating "I believe that the movement against asbestos was led by the mob, because it was often mob-related companies that would do the asbestos removal. Great pressure was put on politicians, and as usual, the politicians relented." Ironically, it was Trump's hiring of organized crime-controlled companies that enabled his demolition contractor to hire the illegal workers that were exposed to asbestos. Trump is still pushing asbestos denialism in 2018 via his EPA director Scott Pruitt, who announced that the EPA would cease evaluating asbestos hazards in the environment. This is some four decades after the last known time that the asbestos industry itself engaged in denialism.
In 1979, Trump hired a demolition contractor to take down the building at the future Trump Tower site. The contractor used illegal, non-union Polish workers who were exposed to asbestos. Though the site was a union site, there was no picket because it was a mob-controlled union; Trump knew that the Polish workers were illegal. Trump used overpriced concrete from companies controlled by Salerno and Gambino family crime boss Paul Castellano to build Trump Tower and Trump Plaza.
When Trump sought to build casinos in Atlantic City in 1982, he was able to hide his mob connections by persuading the New Jersey Attorney General John Degnan to only investigate him for the prior six months. At least one Trump company has been exposed as having ties to international money laundering from an ex-Soviet Union state, and it has been speculated that the Trump casinos may have been used for laundering prior to bankruptcy. Trump bought land in Atlantic City at an inflated price from hit men connected to Nicky Scarfo, of the Philadelphia crime family as well as purchasing or leasing other land that likely benefitted the Scarfo mob.
A Saudi prince claims he bailed Trump out twice when the mogul got into financial difficulties. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal bought up a private yacht that Trump was forced to cede to creditors during the 1990's, and later helped buy a NYC hotel when Trump was short of funds a second time. Said Saud is now embarrassed by the association.
On January 1, 2017 Trump hosted and appeared on stage with Joey 'No Socks' Cinque at Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate. Cinque is a Gambino crime family-affiliate who was convicted of felony possession of a trove of stolen artwork.
“”In 1995, when he offered this company, if a monkey had thrown a dart, at the stock page, the monkey on average would've made 150 percent. But the people that believed in him, who listened to his siren song, ended up losing well over 90 cents in the dollar. They got back less than a dime.
|—Warren Buffett on Trump's Atlantic City hotels business|
It's always been a bit of mystery just how much Trump buys into his own bullshit. He estimates his net worth at "over ten billion", which is impossible for him to prove but also impossible for anyone to disprove.[note 7] This is not just based on his assets (which are not terribly liquid) but also how he feels about his worth on a daily basis. The record really shows a middling businessman with a lot of structural advantages, who came out on top because of how rigged the system is. It's not hard to make a lot of money in New York real estate, especially when your rich daddy gives you a big head-start. In fact, over time it becomes practically impossible to lose money. This is relevant to his claim that he can do an exceptional job of running the US government, since he hasn't been truly tested in a situation with no fawning yes-men or training wheels.
Really, the reason the Trump Brand still exists and is fiscally solvent is because of his daughter Ivanka. Supposedly his sons are both dumbasses, but she is scarily intelligent. It was her idea to start selling off the name in exchange for royalties without having to put up the capital costs of construction and running a property, something which Donald opposed but is now the cornerstone of the company, since it's effectively free money. Ivanka is obviously worried about damage to the Trump brand, since she's tried to spin out a separate sub-brand; she's the one who staged a family intervention and convinced Dad to fire his campaign manager.
Trump's record on predicting economic recessions is also laughably bad:
- In 1999, he predicted an economic crash greater than the Great Depression.
- Then, in 2001, he reversed his position and claimed the US market was strong right before a minor recession hit.
- In 2005, he claimed the real estate market was strong, and followed this up with the launching of "Trump Mortgage" in 2006. Trump Mortgage subsequently went out of business when the housing market crashed the next year.
- In 2011, he predicted massive inflation, suggesting the price of a loaf of bread would soon be $25.
- And he has been predicting another recession since 2012...though this has been silent since his election.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the pond, the real-life Auric Goldfinger has been trying to build a golf course on (what used to be) a protected wetland habitat. He tried to have several of his Scottish neighbors evicted, including a local farmer by the name of Michael Forbes who refused an offer on his property. For this, Forbes was awarded "top Scot" award in 2012. His actions were parodied in this song.
Since then, the Scottish government's plans to increase wind turbine capacity (his opposition to which even led to a heated discussion over Twitter with the host of the British version of The Apprentice, Lord [formerly Sir Alan] Sugar) has encouraged him to cancel his plans, proving once and for all that they are worth every penny. Trump reported to Scottish authorities that he lost millions on the project, whereas in his US presidential disclosure, he claimed that the project was highly profitable.
Trump University was essentially a scam in which people were promised an education in real estate by hand-picked experts in exchange for exorbitant "tuition." Salesmen were told to apply high-pressure tactics on vulnerable people. Some were encouraged to max out their credit cards, others had to cough up their disability money, etc. In return, they received bare-bones real estate education from people Trump never even met, though he was very much involved in the marketing aspects. He got a cut in return for these "institutions" being allowed to use his name.
An even bigger issue lies with name Trump University itself and its claims to offer certain degrees: graduate, postgraduate, and doctoral. This is in violation of New York law, which requires you to obtain a charter to call yourself a university. In 2014, the New York Supreme Court held that Trump was personally liable for running an unlicensed school and making "false promises" through his
university Trump Entrepreneur Initiative; this was confirmed by the testimony of a former salesperson and the court-released "Trump University Playbook." About 8000 former students are suing Trump U. in two separate class-action lawsuits, one of which involves the RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) Act. In August 2016, Judge Curiel ruled that Trump must face a civil trial for fraud and racketeering under RICO, which automatically requires triple damages; things are looking very bad for Trump on this front.
This is the case in which Trump attacked a “Mexican” judge’s ancestry (he's actually from Indiana) because he made a judgment Trump didn't like. But all this shows is that Trump is willing to do anything to help us make him realize his American dream, even if it means ruining us financially.
“”Why isn’t this man in jail for fraud? In addition to his phony Trump University, there was also a Trump Institute, that used plagiarized materials to peddle real estate advice.
|—PZ Myers |
pyramid scheme multilevel marketing company
In 2009, Trump "partnered" with the founders of Ideal Health International (est. 1997), a multilevel marketing business, rebranding it as The Trump Network. "Partnering" in this case is just another Trumpian term of art, as it was yet one more Trump brand rental and he claimed not to be involved with the company's operations, even if what both he, company representatives and advertising for the network stated implied that there was an actual partnership "that was certain to lift thousands of people into prosperity"; after the brand rental came to an end in 2012, its assets were bought off by a Canadian and rebranded.
The "business", which consisted of selling a urine test device with customized vitamins, not only made investors lose money buying the highly overpriced products, but also buying customized infomercials in local TV channels.
Donald Trump has been called "the least charitable billionaire in the world". Take, for example, his donations to 9/11 charities: $1,000 (his own backyard, no less). The donation went to the anti-psychology Scientology front group, the "New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Fund", which was co-founded by Tom Cruise. Trump, who owns 40 Wall Street, actually received $150,000 for damages due to 9/11 from a special federal fund earmarked for "small businesses", despite the fact that the building wasn't damaged.
- His sons' schools
- Golf-related charities
- Celebrity-related charities
- Land donations with golf easements
- Asbestos-contaminated land from failed golf-course projects ("Donald J. Trump State Park")
As for real charities, Trump has a pattern of stiffing them: The Donald J. Trump Foundation has actually received more donations from a single other donor (World Wrestling Entertainment) than Trump himself contributed during the period 1990 to 2009 when he gave a paltry $3.7 million. In 2014, Trump personally gave $0 to his own foundation.
The office of Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi was reported to have been considering an investigation of Trump University just before requesting and receiving a $25,000 political donation from Trump himself. The donation allegedly came illegally from a non-profit Trump family foundation, which is not allowed to make political donations because of its tax status. It's also come out that he may not have been donating the proceeds of several business ventures to charity as he had promised to do, which could amount to fraud. This is aside from the veterans' charity snafu. These include Trump U, Trump Vodka, and his new book Crippled America, all high-profile activities with profits supposedly going to benefit charity. The harsh spotlight of a presidential run was suddenly not working out for him. The Trump Foundation has been illegally soliciting money in the State of New York because it is not registered to do so as required by law. On October 3, 2016, the Trump Foundation was ordered to cease and desist fundraising immediately by the New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman's office. The charity did not register properly as it should have and investigations by the Washington Post suggested Trump benefited personally from spending by the charity. Additionally, the New York tax collecting agency opened an investigation in July 2018 into the Trump Foundation, which could result in criminal charges.
Pretending to be religious
“”"[It] was the theo-political equivalent of money laundering. Dobson and his gang are making Trump clean so that he is worthy of evangelical votes.
|—John Fea, history professor at Messiah College|
When asked the inevitable leading question, "What is your favorite book?" Trump answered with the usual pandering reply, "The Bible!", although he couldn't provide a favorite verse. Eventually, Trump found one: "Two Corinthians" (he means Second Corinthians, which incidentally is a book, not a verse), which earned him an endorsement from Falwell Jr.
It also leads one to wonder how frequently he takes holy communion, despite Trump’s claim of "as often as possible" — quite the dedication to drinking red wine for someone who is also a teetotaler.
“”If Christians do vote for the nuclear weapon-loving Trump, they probably have a better chance of meeting God real soon…
Rare moments of sanity
“”Our country is divided and out of control. The world is watching. Our country is totally divided and our enemies are watching.
|—Trump accidentally says something poignant, for once.|
Despite his status as a living meme, even Trump is no exception to the stopped-clock principle: he regularly calls out the neoconservatives and their hired help. His annihilation of the Club for Growth was also on point.
- Trump's comments on George Bush having advance foreknowledge of the September 11 attacks and the lack of strategy post-9/11 from the Bush administration have led some in the right-wing news media (even including self-confessed truther Alex Jones) to label him a "truther", although this isn't very accurate, as Trump backtracked from some of the advance knowledge comments. He also believes the famous “28 pages” redacted from the official 9/11 report were done so to please the Saudis, which would appear to be partially accurate.
- He once recorded an audio commentary for a film that is regarded as the greatest of all time by several critics. The name of said film? Citizen Kane, of course. You can find it on YouTube.
- On the bureaucracy front, he dropped a requirement that federal government agencies report on their Y2K preparedness 17 years after it came and proved to be a bit pile of nothing.
- His administration sided with South Dakota in a Supreme Court case that allows states to collect sales tax for all online stores, even if they don't have physical establishments in the charging state.
- His claims on the troubles with (unfettered) free trade are largely correct.[note 8][note 9]
- Impressed by the Bastille Day parade in Paris, Trump said he wanted to top it in the U.S., but later decided against it citing the tremendous costs involved.
The Donald begins
George H.W. Bush started this when he considered Trump for vice president and planted the idea in his head, not realizing that Trump was some kind of Cthulhu in the making and unknowingly screwing his second son out of the chance.
If there is anything this election has taught us, it's that Trump is playing Korean Starcraft while everyone else is playing checkers. He registered the slogan "Make America Great Again" six days into Barack Obama's second term. There has been some (mostly baseless) speculation that Trump's entire candidacy is revenge for Obama's Roast jokes.
Testing the waters
“”My audience, 90% of them, they support you.
|—Alex Jones to Trump, in a 2015 Infowars-exclusive interview|
Trump was a long-shot Republican contender for the 2012 Presidential nomination, so he could have run against Barack Obama. Then as now, Trump had no political experience, though he has a good deal of
bankruptcy business experience. Trump's ongoing activities were hard to reconcile with "conservative" positions: he owes a substantial portion of his wealth to his involvement in the gambling industry, and his apparel line is manufactured in the very country that he wanted to hit with punitive tariffs. In 2011, he also became the first presidential hopeful to use the word "fucking" in a speech.
When compared side-by-side with old Fox News personalities, it's pretty clear Trump was doing something akin to that (You suck, America! Now buy my book and I'll tell you why). Content to surf the media wave and pocket the donations, Trump didn't hesitate to jump on the birther bandwagon, demanding to see Obama’s long-form birth certificate. He also believes Bill Ayers ghostwrote Dreams From My Father.
He dropped out of the race after the aforementioned speech, which went against his work ethic heavily endorsed on The Apprentice. (Don't give up!) It can be speculated that this was an elaborate ruse to pump up the show in ratings. After NBC took The Apprentice off the air in '07, Trump returned to hawking steaks.[note 10]
2016 Presidential Run
Much to the dismay of GOP power-brokers and the delight of comedians everywhere, Trump declared in June 2015 that he is again running for POTUS on the 2016 Republican Presidential ticket. Blunders and confusion mark the Trump campaign, with some even going so far as to suggest that Trump may be suffering from Alzheimer's or senile dementia due to his age; since his father suffered from Alzheimer's before his death in 1999, this conspiracy theory isn't as far-fetched as it sounds...
Trust me with donated campaign money
Trump gave $35,000 to an advertising company called Draper-Sterling. Like, from Mad Men. The firm doesn't exist, and this is their address in New Hampshire. So far he has paid $4 million to himself for flying in his own plane, $200K to Trump Tower, and $400K to his
country club campaign headquarters in Palm Beach. Most hilarious is $1.8 million paid to the company making/distributing Trump hats, which is owned indirectly by Trump’s son Eric. Suspiciously much money ($6 million estimate) goes to Trump owned companies and Trump's family. Hillary Clinton joked, "What is Trump spending his meager campaign resources on? Why, himself, of course."
It's like Trump is skimming off the top, except his fundraising is so bad that the "top" is the whole thing. It's also unheard-of for a major party convention to be begging for $6 million at the last minute. These should be
huge yuge red flags to anyone.
“”They don’t really know or care what he stands for, only that he’s an extended middle finger at the hated political class and the national GOP. He FIGHTS!... His appeal to them isn’t so much ideological as it is nihilistic.
|—Rick Wilson, GOP strategist|
Donald Trump has plenty of bad ideas. The people are being conned and misled, as is so characteristic of Trump's schemes. He has a whole AOTD chapter dedicated to making promises, no matter how grand, by drawing on the emotional side of a person. Because this is when you can start working them.
|National Security||As with most of Trump's positions, the answer is "all of the above". (America can't afford to be the world's policeman. We need to expand the military.)
|Border security||Hispanic people are lazy and come here to get welfare and commit crime. Also they're stealing all our jobs.
|Foreign policy||It's abundantly clear he doesn't know anything about foreign policy.
|Economic plan||Get rid of NAFTA, NATO, NASA, the NAACP, and anything with an N.
|Environment||Jerry Brown tends to be frugal with his endorsements. Hearing Trump say asinine things regarding climate ("there is no drought!") must have pushed him over the edge.
But when it affects Trump's golf course, then climate change IS real, it IS happening, and urgent action must be taken.
|Energy||Trump wants to pull out of all climate agreements,[note 11] get rid of environmental regulations, and increase the use of coal (which is not surprising, given his statement that "I have friends that own [coal] mines". Standard GOP pandering. He also states that he wants energy independence. He dislikes renewable energy, saying that "wind [turbines] kill all your birds" (a patently false claim — cats kill many times more birds) and that solar power doesn't work well (another absurd statement).
Wait... is he still using "America First"? (He's going with the Third Reich's "worker's party" thing too.) Can't tell if he is intentionally fucking with us, or is actually adopting Goebbels' playbook.[note 12]
|Healthcare||So, pretty much Obamacare except that the insurance |
For all of Trump's macho-man image, this is a remarkably pusillanimous plan. Trump's candidacy is based on ditching GOP orthodoxy, but this healthcare plan is a standard Republican nothingburger that is indistinguishable from what a lot of others have offered up. This indicates that Trump does not feel secure about his position in the nomination process, and is trying to signal to the establishment that he can adopt some of their stances, too.
|First Amendment||It's becoming of a bit of a running gag how Trump keeps threatening to sue people who are critical of him. (As you may have guessed, Trump rallies tend to be a gold mine for muckraking reporters.) So of course he wants to "open up the libel laws," which would completely undo the First Amendment, making it easier to sue media outlets that dare to criticize him.
Khizr Khan's claims at the 2016 Democratic National Convention that Trump had not read the US Constitution seemed to be reinforced by Trump's comments that Khan "had no right" to claim that he had not read the Constitution – clearly not reading the First Amendment, giving him the right to free speech.
Is someone protesting in a way Trump doesn't approve of, such as burning an American flag? The solution is simple: lock them up for a year or strip them of their citizenship - although the Supreme Court might take issue with the legality of such a move. Come to think of it, Trump took issue with this strategy until he got elected
|Abortion||It sounds like the main takeaway from Paul Ryan's sit-down was that Trump agreed to nominate pro-lifers to the Supreme Court. In 1999, Trump said that while he hated the concept of abortion, he viewed himself as "very pro-choice."
At that aforementioned event in Wisconsin, Trump floated an idea to punish women who seek abortions. While speaking with MSNBC host Chris Matthews about how he would enforce it, he very quickly reversed the statement to say that he would make the procedure illegal and punish doctors who do so. The best part was when he said that penalties for abortion should not apply to men. Shhhhh... Trump is pointing out the inherent contradiction in the conservative platform.
|LGBT rights||While lukewarm on LGBT people getting married and serving openly in the military, in 2000 he concluded that “‘Don't ask, don't tell’ has clearly failed,” and even blasted Pat Buchanan for engaging in the sort of chicanery which Trump is now. Flash-forward:
|Second Amendment||In the course of a single convoluted sentence, he managed to say we shouldn't have guns in classrooms, we should have guns in classrooms, switched back to we shouldn't, and then finally wound up saying we should. The secret service had a word with Trump after he claimed that "the second amendment people" should go out and shoot Hillary Clinton.
Trump and Obama/Hillary at least agree on one point: he is against allowing people on the no-fly list to buy guns, even if they have not been convicted of a crime. Weakness on guns combined with anti-Latino rhetoric could possibly open up Texas, so expect this to be backtracked in a few days or hours.
|IRS||With Trump cratering in the polls, he suggested that we repeal the Johnson Amendment of 1954, which prohibits tax-exempt organizations (namely churches) from purchasing and running political ads. Nobody seriously expects the IRS to enforce the law, but it's meat that Trump is throwing to the evangelical wing and they're eating up like fools. He needs them now, because a lot of them are threatening to sit out the election. Voting for a thrice-married adulterer isn't their thing.
Trump wouldn't be able to change the law via executive action (tax law is Congress's domain), but he could order the IRS not to enforce the ban, which would amount to the same thing. That being said, it would be hilarious if American mosques started electing more Muslims to public office.
It has been noted that Trump only complains about lack of due process when it pertains to people that he is supporting. Trump once took out a full-page New York Times advertisement calling for the execution of the Central Park Five, and continued to call them guilty even long after the accused were fully exonerated based on DNA evidence.
... and that, boys and girls, is how a pro-choice liberal in a shitty toupee stole the Republican Presidential Nomination.
Where did we go right?
Trump accumulates a few nuggets of cocktail party knowledge about political topics (7-11 was an inside job!) and sort of freewheels through it while trying to steer the conversation back to the main talking points, which are Building Stuff and Making America
White Great Again®. On Baltimore, he knows that people torched a Rite-Aid. On climate change, he knows the difference between climate and weather, kind of. Someone back at headquarters didn't know there were two different organizations called "La Raza" and sent out orders to use that defense in the Trump U. case. Trump was endorsed by the National Enquirer and has parroted their "journalism" as fact, like the thing about Cruz's father and JFK. (Also, the only person directly quoted in the Enquirer hit piece is Roger Stone, who also wrote a book on how he thinks LBJ killed JFK and regularly makes appearances on Infowars.) His responses on China actually betray a sort of thought process: what he's advocating sounds like an intentional invocation of Nixon's Madman Theory, and Nixon went to China, so we guess in Trump's head those things are somehow directly related. His wife Melania's speech to the Republican National Convention was supposed to cap the RNC with a sincere defense of her husband. Instead, part of it was grabbed from Michelle Obama.
There's actually considerable biographical evidence that Trump is serious about Building Stuff: sources close to him claim that he was deadly serious about the wall; the reason he likes it is that it gives him a physical thing to focus his imagination on, and he is not generally interested in abstractions. As you'll note below, interviewers can get Trump to agree to pretty much anything, as long as they frame it as something novel. He genuinely has no clue how the Executive Branch is run.
Situations keep arising for him to show what kind of leader he would make, and he keeps fumbling them; he lives in the moment and doesn't seem capable of long-term planning. The way he handled the Orlando situation is probably the best example of this. Any credible Republican would spit-roast Clinton over the e-mail server and coast to the White House. Trump, instead, will posit that Bill had a bathroom quickie with Coney while the pair of them giggled about how they faked the moon landing and poisoned the populace with fluoride. Any legitimate criticism of Clinton just gets lumped in with his never-ending miasma of conspiracy theory horseshit ("people are talking about" and "I'm just asking").
Adults in the room
Trump's "short list" for vice president included Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Newt Gingrich, Ivanka Trump,[No, not The Onion] Joni Ernst, Bob Corker,[Who?] Sarah Palin, Donald Trump,
John Kasich, Nikki Haley, Joe Scarborough, and Jan Brewer. On July 15, he announced that Governor Mike Pence of Indiana would be the nominee.
Meanwhile he's been assembling a team of the worst politicians you can imagine. Corrupt shit-bags like Chris Christie and Newt Gingrich, ratfuckers like Roger Stone, and now Rick Scott—though really none of these people made it to the White House.
Sow the wind and reap the whirlwind
Bircher tactics work. If this election is a litmus test, then the entire Republican party failed it. And that really gets to the heart of the problem: The "Silent Majority" has always held these beliefs under the surface. They've not been very politically active; they're too busy hating the world for changing to even bother voting. But now, Trump has re-activated that base. This is right in Trump's own wheelhouse anyway. People forget that Trump joined the Reform Party back in 1999.
So now, left with no Bush or Cruz, they've swallowed hard and endorsed Trump. But you can tell their endorsements are half-hearted. Trump might be a big player in New York real estate, but he's not a team player—the dressage crowd who somehow manage all to be related to one another (yep, even Obama is related to some of our famous political leaders). Adding to that, this is a guy who flaunts his wealth like someone who just won the lottery and has a gold-plated stroller for his kid. It's taking everything the party holds dear—capitalism, family values—and turning it into a reality TV joke.
It was expected to have down-ticket effects that the GOP are not happy with. Not only was Trump capable of fumbling the presidency right into Clinton's hands, he was thought to cost the GOP significantly in the legislature. Polls had Wisconsin senator Ron Johnson getting creamed by Russ Feingold in no small part because Johnson can't step out of the shadow of Trump. And Trump's poisoning of the GOP won't stop after the election. Nobody knows how Paul Ryan is going to rebuild his image after an hour or more of accumulated footage where he weakly endorses Trump while simultaneously disavowing everything he says. And Christie... wow. Where to even start? He went from a contender for the White House to the guy who fetches McDonald's for the blowhard who claims he saw radical Muslims in Christie's own state cheering on 9/11.
The party is already fissured, and if enough people voted Trump in, career politicians would have to adopt platforms more in line with Joe Sixpack if they want to be electorally successful. And with Antonin Scalia's death, the stakes were just too high to let the presidency slip away. But when they thought that they're going to lose the presidency—and suffer serious losses in the fall—the party is finally ready to take their medicine. Like a gangrenous leg you must amputate. They are in for a very unpleasant time in Cleveland (As long as everyone is armed, we'll be fine!), and Trump will run as a zombie, but the party will emerge more-or-less intact.
Trump embodies every stereotype the left has tried to stick Republicans with for years. It will be impossible to deny your party is sexist and racist when he is the standard bearer for it. Actually, not impossible. There are plenty who still deny it. Republican talking heads are half-entertaining rumors that Trump, a longtime friend of the Clintons, is actually one of the most successful political double agents ever planted. It's easy to see the appeal of this theory: it's painful for conservatives to admit the party is getting its just deserts for pandering to cretins; they'd rather just pretend that it's due to Hillary's witchcraft.
Stop and frisk
Nowhere was Trump's ineptitude on greater display then in the first debate when Trump argued in support of New York City's Stop-and-Frisk ordinance. In his rambling policy proposal, Trump showed he didn't understand the difference between local, state, and regional issues, and the limits of federal and presidential power. New York City's Stop-and-Frisk law was an anti-gun measure based on the idea that people don't kill people, guns do. Trump vehemently argued in support of this entirely local issue while campaigning for federal office, after having secured the backing of the National Rifle Association.
Then, in an effort to show understanding of African Americans' issues and concerns, Trump made the statement that Obama's hometown of Chicago had 4000 shootings since Obama came to Washington. In fact, Chicago had 4000 shootings in just the past year, and Trump was arguing for federal legislation to disarm law abiding citizens.
Trump's fellow RINO Rudy Giuliani, who evidently advised Trump on these alleged "facts", defended the stupidity while displaying his own total ignorance of America outside the New York media bubble and the New York City political milleu.
The victory parade
- Russian President Vladimir Putin
- The KKK
- Prominent Salafist groups (including the Taliban, al-Qaeda and DAESH)
- The European far-right, including Geert Wilders, Golden Dawn Party spokesman Ilias Kasidiaris and National Front Party leader Marine Le Pen
- Right-wing Israeli populists
- Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte
- Sultan Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Turkey
A storm of words
Donald Trump is notorious for his rabble-rousing and inflammatory, pernicious rhetoric, especially toward his political opponents and journalists that report on the bad things he has said and done. He frequently uses coarse language as well as having the verbal abilities similar to a grade-schooler on a broken record; no big bad words or nuance plus the power of repetition makes for a dangerously convincing combo, especially if he speaks to his audience's racist, xenophobic, or sexist insecurities. This is why people claim that he speaks it "as it is" when this is far from the truth. In fact, the incoherent and often perfidious way he talks (such as labeling news he doesn't like "fake news" and often setting off political fact-checkers like Politifact, FactCheck.org, WashingtonPost, and Snopes) muddies understanding of his real thoughts, being prone to interpretation. For instance, his words on "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best" and "they're animals" set off debate on which group he's really referring to. His poor English is exacerbated when other countries try translating what he's saying.
“”Never has more ignorance been stuffed inside one head.
|—Laurence Tribe, professor of constitutional law at Harvard Law School|
The alarming nature of Trump's continuing behavior has gotten so bad since the election that psychologists have been breaking the so-called Goldwater rule in the American Psychiatric Association's code of ethics against giving a clinical analysis of someone who is not their patient. John D. Gartner, a psychotherapist who formerly taught at Johns Hopkins University Medical School, has explicitly broken the rule without caveat in order to warn the public of Trump's dangerousness. Gartner said, "Donald Trump is dangerously mentally ill and temperamentally incapable of being president." Gartner diagnosed that Trump has "malignant narcissism", an extreme mix of narcissism, antisocial personality disorder, aggression, and sadism. Many other mental health professionals have also expressed their concern over Trump's mental state. Dr. Allen Frances, The chair of the DSM-IV taskforce, the one that wrote the definition of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD), stated that while Trump "may be a world-class narcissist", he does not have NPD. Dr. Allen went further to state, "He can, and should, be appropriately denounced for his ignorance, incompetence, impulsivity and pursuit of dictatorial powers."
“”He's like that right-wing uncle you dread seeing at Thanksgiving, just with a national media profile—and your uncle couldn't be happier about it.
The biggest Overton shift this year has been anyone believing that Donald Trump is "anti-establishment."[note 13] Liberals and conservatives are just wired differently. Republicans generally respond better to displays of strength and forthrightness, whereas Democrats generally respond better to bipartisanship and compassion. For better or worse, Trump looks at life like buying a used car. You go in with bluster and threaten to walk if they don't give you what you want.
With that in mind, it's no surprise that the candidate with the best “tell it like it is” game on Twitter and in debates is pulling ahead. It's a strategy in touch with the perceptions of the GOP base. Many still think that Romney had the general election sealed up, but choked. It's why Don's portrayal of his opponents as boring, dumb, nerdy, losers, low-energy, chokers or "choke artists" has been so effective.
In the minds of the base, it's never been the case that the country has become more progressive, or that 12 years of Bushes was more regime change and Reaganomics than voters ever wanted. Nope, the perception is that McCain, Romney, Bush, Rubio—these candidates all “choked”, in concert with the American people wanting them all to be President but just not knowing it yet. They're all presumed guilty of giving the country two more Democratic terms based on supposed personal and strategic failures, never on a disconnect between what voters wanted and what these candidates were selling. The RNC propping up Romney (again!) in opposition to Trump shows that they can't even grasp this basic fact about their own voters.
In Trump's defense however, Trump saved us from another Bush presidency which Hillary probably would have had more trouble opposing.
Donald Trump is neither an intellectual nor someone interested in deep thought or reading, both of which are crucial when running a country.
Unclear yet present danger
“”He’s always been that guy, and you denied it and ignored it and hand-waved it away and made excuses every step of the way because you were convinced that you were so much smarter than the rest of us. You were so certain that you had received some superior wavelength giving you special insight into the Donald; only you could tell that it was all an act. Only you could grasp that his constant courting of controversy was just to get attention from the media. Only you could instinctively sense that his style would play brilliantly in the general election and win over working-class Democrats. (SPOILER ALERT: It isn’t.) You insisted that you could “coach him”.
Trump's ability to blow up Republican sacred cows is pretty remarkable e.g. staunch conservative and shock value until the spotlight hits him, then he switches back to southpaw and blows the right-wingers away. Trump doesn't have a voting record. And human beings are really, really bad at processing information that falls outside of their heuristics and reconciling information that on its surface seems contradictory.
Therefore, if a candidate does not fall squarely into one of the two buckets we associate with politics — "conservatism" and "liberalism" — then he must be in the middle, despite not logically fitting as a "moderate" in any sense. And because many people subconsciously believe in the golden mean, Trump is using the same strategy almost every authoritarian populist has used to craft a successful coalition: pair extreme ideas from one end of the spectrum with ones that either come from the other extreme end or are appealing for their "moderation." For example, pair your extreme views on immigration with opposition to trade, or rhetoric opposing "hedge fund guys" and other selected rich capitalists who are unpopular across the board. This becomes a net win for Trump. He "tells it like it is" or "calls out both sides." Donald is an empty suit and he invites us all to try him on:
Debate Trump: Taxes too high, wages too high. We’re not going to be able to compete against the world.
Gasbag Trump-on-the-stump: The influx of foreign workers holds down salaries, keeps unemployment high, and makes it difficult for poor and working-class Americans . . . to earn a middle-class wage.
Subtext: To those of you working 2-3 jobs at $8.00 per hour, once I deport all the illegals you're still going to be making $8.00 per hour. F**k you very much.
A stopped clock on Iraq?
In 2002, Trump appeared on Howard Stern's show and voiced his support (such as it was) for the Iraq War based on the "business opportunity" in the region (as Clinton put it) in 2011. However, Trump personally had a financial interest in opposing the war in Iraq, and expressed concerns about the war soon after it had started: by 2004, it was well-known that Trump was an opponent of the Iraq War. In Las Vegas, Trump swerved the entire Republican Party, blasting the war louder than any Democrat would have:
Thousands and thousands of lives, we have nothing. Wounded warriors all over the place who I love, we have nothing for it.
Now, Trump uses the Iraq War as one of the most common sticks to beat Clinton with, even going to far as to suggest Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Clinton were the "founders" of Daesh for leaving a power vacuum in the region: a power vacuum Trump also would have left, as he was calling for the immediate withdrawal of the US from Iraq as early as 2007. When asked about running mate Mike Pence's decision to vote in favor of the Iraq War, Trump rather patronizingly said that Pence was "entitled to a mistake", and as for Hillary, "she's not".
It is clear then, that Trump's views on Iraq are not as well-informed as they initially appear.
Feud with HBO and Last Week Tonight
“”If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz? He should be proud of his heritage!
Two years later (in 2015), while spending a portion of May 31 embarrassingly trying too hard to flame Stewart, Trump also insisted that the original tweet quoted above never took place while repeating the accusation, tweeting:
“”All the haters and losers must admit that, unlike others, I never attacked dopey Jon Stewart for his phony last name. Would never do that!
Trump then proceeded to weave the tale that John Oliver (Stewart being the former boss and colleague of Oliver) had tried to get Trump to appear on Last Week Tonight, something which Oliver maintains has never happened. Oliver even checked to make sure nobody had accidentally invited him, and nobody had.
In response to all of this, on February 28 of 2016, Oliver started the #makedonalddrumpfagain campaign, explaining:
"Trump" does sound rich — it's almost onomatopoeic. "Trump!" is the sound produced when a mouthy servant is slapped across the face with a wad of thousand-dollar bills. "Trump!" is the sound of a cork popping on a couple's champagnniversary, the day the renovations in the wine cellar were finally completed.
The very name "Trump" is the cornerstone of his brand. If only there were a way to uncouple that magical word from the man he really is. Well, guess what — there is! Because it turns out, the name "Trump" was not always his family's name. One biographer found that a prescient ancestor had changed it from — and this is true — Drumpf. Yes; fucking Drumpf! And "Drumpf!" is much less magical.
It's the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of the foreclosed Old Navy. "Drumpf!" It's the sound of a bottle of store brand root beer falling off the shelf in a gas station mini-mart. And it may seem weird to bring up his ancestral name, but to quote Donald Trump, "he should be proud of his heritage" — because Drumpf is much more reflective of who he actually is.
So if you are thinking of voting for Donald Trump, the charismatic guy promising to make America great again, stop and take a moment to imagine how you would feel if you just met a guy named Donald Drumpf. A litigious serial liar, with a string of broken business ventures and the support of a former Klan leader who he can't decide whether or not to condemn. Would you think he would make a good president, or is the spell now somewhat broken? And that is why tonight, I am asking America to make Donald Drumpf again!
Oliver also revealed that HBO had even officially filed paperwork to trademark the name "Drumpf." HBO has also purchased the domain donaldjdrumpf.com and released an official Chrome browser plugin called the "Drumpfinator," which changes every instance of "Trump" to "Drumpf" in the browser.
Now, for people who don't know about that little spat, the Drumpf meme might come across as Oliver making fun of Trump's German ancestry. Crucially however, the serious thought underlying the (quite overtly satirical) relabeling of Trump to Drumpf is that Trump's image and persona is based on the Trump brand — and thus, if people instead knew him as Donald Drumpf (the way his family's name was spelled before the Thirty Years' War), then hopefully people would stop automatically knee-jerk associating him with the fame and fortune attached to the Trump brand, and instead see the man — Donald — for who he really is as a person. The Trump fortune was in fact predicated upon Fred Trump's lying to Jewish customers about his German ancestry and claiming that he was Swedish, a lie repeated by Donald in The Art of the Deal.
The Bear and the Orange
“”In the intelligence business, we would say that Mr. Putin had recruited Mr. Trump as an unwitting agent of the Russian Federation.
|—Michael J. Morell, former director of the CIA|
While Trump's direct and indirect association with certain Russian individuals is hardly a secret, he and members of his circles are being investigated for (aggravated) identity theft, various kinds of frauds, unauthorized computer access (hacking), money laundering, accepting illegal campaign contributions, making false statements to law enforcement, failure to register as foreign agents, obstruction of justice, and conspiracy against the United States of America.
The investigation of the Trump-Russia connection is not limited to the office of the Special Counsel; it has also included a separate criminal investigation by the FBI and may include other as yet unknown investigations. In mid-2018, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein revealed that there is a broad effort by the Department of Justice to combat Russian "information warfare" waged against the United States to undermine her democracy and critical infrastructure. Indeed, the Russian attempt to influence the 2016 Election was "just one tree in a growing forest," he said.
Days of past future
How to destroy a democracy
Democracy watchdog Freedom House's report states that Trump's victory was a destabilizing threat to democracy. In 2017, The Democracy Index listed the U.S. as a flawed democracy, but the reduced rank was not caused by Trump. The lower rank was instead caused by the same factors that won Trump the election and contribute to the rise of far-right parties in Europe. That factor is the decline of trust in government. A lack of trust in government may well lead to political apathy, lower voters' turnout, and consequently a government that more poorly represents its people (along with currently anti-democratic measures such as Voter ID laws and gerrymandering; and arguably the first past the post system and the electoral college).
Russia often has a hand in democratic backsliding, namely in the former Soviet sphere and post-communist countries.
Fearful symmetry with Melania Trump
“”You know, the president told me to stop whining, but I really have to say, the media is even more biased this year than ever before — ever. You want the proof? Michelle Obama gives a speech and everyone loves it — it’s fantastic. They think she’s absolutely great. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech — and people get on her case.
|—Donald Trump, roasting his wife at the 71st Al Smith dinner in New York|
On July 18, 2016, the first day of the 2016 Republican National Convention, Trump's (current) wife, Melania, gave a speech to talk about why the Donald would be the
racially superior United States presidential candidate. The speech contained a paragraph that was pretty much identical to a paragraph of Michelle Obama's speech at the 2008 Democratic National Convention.
Following Melania's speech, various media outlets reported the similarities, stating that the speech was "awkward", "embarrassing" and "an act of plagiarism". Although it took the Trump campaign a while to do so, and whilst they procrastinated 24 hours in either avoiding the subject altogether or claiming that Melania's speech wasn't really plagiarism (although the fact that it was plagiarism was pretty much obvious to anyone listening to or reading the speech), someone high up essentially said "You're Fired" to Melania's scriptwriters, and that was the end of that one.
Filling the Swamp
He ran on a populist platform, pledging to "Drain the swamp," meaning prevent Wall Street from controlling government. Now that he won, that means all of his supporters (and some former detractors) are lining up for sweet positions in his administration, including Wall Street. Besides promising to "hire the best people" he also promised to "drain the swamp", but his nominations and hiring practices prove the contrary; the people he chooses tend to be either on a pillage-and-burn mission, or totally unqualified for the job.
- Steve Bannon (a.k.a., the Grim Reaper) was a US Navy officer in the 1970s, worked as an investment banker in the 1980s in the
Murders and ExecutionsMergers and Acquisitions Department of Goldman Sachs, CEO of Breitbart, and Trump campaign chief, as Chief Strategist to the President. He quit.
- James Bridenstine, former Congressional Representative, non-scientist and climate change denier, is now the head of NASA
- Kellyanne Conway, former Frank Luntz propagandist and Trump campaign manager, as
Minister of PropagandaCounselor to the President offering "alternative facts". Bound to the President for the rest of history, the truth will set her free.
- Reince Priebus, Chairman of the RNC, as White House Chief of Staff. He is gone.
- Wilbur Ross, a Wall Street banker and Trump campaign donor, as Secretary of Commerce. As Secretary, he's been busy conducting insider trading by short-selling stocks based on his personal knowledge of forthcoming negative news stories. He even profited from a short sale based on his own corruption investigation.
- Steven Mnuchin, a Goldman Sachs banker and Trump campaign finance chief, as Secretary of the Treasury.
- Jeff Sessions for United States Attorney General. He has seen some tension with the President recently, especially after recusing himself from the Russia probe.
- James "Mad Dog" Mattis, a retired Marine general, as Secretary for Defense (I thought you knew more than the generals, Donnie?). One of the few people in the Administration with the relevant qualifications and expertise.
- Mike Pompeo for Director of the CIA.
- Rex Tillerson, the Exxon Mobile CEO, for Secretary of State (Confirmed as nominee). However, he is gone.
- Betsy DeVos, billionaire creationist sister to Erik Prince (the head of Blackwater), for Secretary of Education. Also a major Trump donor an advocate of "school choice".
- Ryan Zinke as Interior Secretary. 
- John F Kelly, a retired general, as Secretary of Homeland Security, and Chief of Staff. Another rare case of a person being right for the job.
- Ben Carson — Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: To his credit (if nothing else), Carson at least admits to being a terrible pick for the job.
- Andrew Puzder, CEO of CFK Restaurants and supporter of automation, as Secretary of Labor.
- Andrew Wheeler, former coal lobbyist who has worked more quietly, thus staying out of the limelight.
- Wheeler replaced Scott Pruitt — Former administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, who is a climate change denier. Furthermore, he dismissed the theory of evolution, lamented that "minority religions" are pushing Christianity aside, advocated for Constitutional amendments banning same-sex marriage and abortion, praised the Second Amendment as divinely granted and condemned federal judges as the "judicial monarchy". Pruitt resigned in mid-2018 after a series of scandals and controversies.
Other creatures of the swamp
- Victoria Barton — congressional relations for Regions II, V and VI, Department of Housing and Urban Development. Qualifications: office manager, bartender/bar manager.
- Sid Bowdidge — assistant to the secretary of energy for energy efficiency and renewable energy. Qualifications: manager of a Meineke Car Care branch.
- Nick Brusky — confidential assistant at the Agriculture Department. Qualifications: truck driver, no college degree.
- Sam Clovis — ex-nominee for chief scientist at EPA. Qualifications: talk show host, non-economist economics professor. During the campaign, he supervised George Papadopoulos, who plead guilty in the FBI investigation of Russian hacking of the 2016 election.
- Joe diGenova — one of Trump's lawyers, and a deep state conspiracy theorist
- Boris Epshteyn — Trump's son Eric's friend from his alma mater, Georgetown University, briefly served as White House spokesman
- Christopher Hagan — confidential assistant at the Agriculture Department. Qualifications: cabana attendant.
- Hope Hicks — ex-fashion model who worked for Ivanka, now the White House communications director, providing hope for hicks. She admitted to lying for her boss and has resigned.
- Steve Kopec — home improvement contractor who married into the Trump domestic staff, now a special assistant with the Environmental Protection Agency
- David Matthews — confidential assistant at the Agriculture Department. Qualifications: developed scented candles, legal receptionist.
- Linda McMahon — professional wrestling magnate and Trump's close friend, now Small Business Administration chief
- Lynne Patton — wedding planner for Eric, now senior official at the Department of Housing and Urban Developmentr
- Dan Scavino — Trump's ex-golf caddie, now the White House director of social media
- Taylor Weyeneth — 23-year old deputy chief of staff of the Office of National Drug Control Policy. Qualifications: lying on his résumé, stopped showing up to work at his previous job as a legal assistant, his "only professional experience after college and before becoming an appointee was working on the Trump campaign and transition."
- Kyle Yunaska — Eric's brother-in-law, now has a senior Energy Department job
Starting right on the first week of his presidency, Trump has begun dismantling Obama's legacy. This is indeed one of the guiding principles of the Trump administration.
La Familia Trump consists of the usual suspects; a pack of celebrities as unfit to hold office as the man himself. We have dossiers on most of them:
- Joe Arpaio: Cartoonishly-corrupt sheriff of Maricopa County. Arpaio, whose department has been sued multiple times for racist policing practices by the federal government, declared "I’m with him to the bitter end."
- Anti-PC crusader Ann Coulter: Hopped on the Trump Train early but appeared to sour on his ‘half-baked tweets at midnight’. What's that old saying about a speck in your neighbor's eye?
- George Galloway: Here's a tricky one: Who would be a more terrible president, Donald Trump or George Galloway? Fellow Brexiteer Nigel Farage appears to agree with Galloway on this one.
- Sean Hannity: His inner construction worker cannot resist. Compared Trump to King David, who "had five hundred concubines", ffs.
- Alex Jones: Vaunted anti-government loon, is spreading the Trump Gospel—in essence, becoming a cheerleader for torture, the surveillance state, deportations, and zero-percent corporate taxes—all in exchange for a plug from Donald on his show.
- Arthur Laffer: Trickle-down needs to be brutally murdered, because it won't fucking die on its own. (Shouldn't you be wrecking Australia's economy right now?)
- Michelle Malkin: Sees which way the wind is blowing and announced she would be "pulling the lever for Donald Trump." This from the woman who called him a "conservafraud" two years before. Others might have taken offense at Trump calling them "born stupid," but not Malkin: she couldn't Stump The Trump, and hopefully gained "wisdom" from the experience.
- Ted Nugent: Of course, no collection of wingnuts would be complete without Nugent. Political life lessons from him are like filling the seats at the BET awards with KKK members.
- Mehmet Oz - He looks healthy to me! What do you think, studio audience?
- Dennis Prager: Admits he only supports Trump out of hate for the left. One of the most adamantly anti-Trump talk show hosts of the past year was, in fact... Dennis Prager.
- Dan Quayle: The people who know what the job actually entails want nothing to do with Trump. That should tell you everything you need to know. Dan Quayle does, so there's that.
- Donald Rumsfeld: Trump's not doing so well in endorsements; he'll take what he can get. Let's speculate on other stupid endorsements he may get. Lynndie England? Ollie North? Is G. Gordon Liddy dead yet?
- Michael Savage: Called Trump "the Winston Churchill of our time." We live in savage times indeed.
- Phyllis Schlafly:
Marital rape supporterstay-at-home mom and Equal Rights Amendment opponent.
- Ben Stein: Once a flack, always a flack. "He wants a peaceful, calm America."
- Milo Yiannopoulos: Refers to Trump as "Daddy." As the official spokesman for the Internet's sewer, Yiannopoulos half-jokingly yearns for a God-Emperor Trump to transform America into some sort of a fascist monarchy.
Variations on the theme
- Benito Mussolini, whom Trump has adopted, consciously or not, many of the same gestures, rhetoric, body language, scapegoating tendencies, and authoritarian impulses all the way back when he was first a candidate for president. As President, these parallels are now no longer just parallels, but deeply problematic executive policy.
- The Harvard Republican Club refused to endorse Trump which is the first time in 128 years they would not endorse the Republican candidate. "He isn’t eschewing political correctness. He is eschewing basic human decency."
- Silvio Berlusconi: Il Trump italiano. Just subtract a foot of height and add underage Moroccan prostitutes.
- Nigel Farage: Has compared himself to The Don. Take a seat, Enoch. (Trump is UKIP turned up to 11.)
- Geert Wilders: Completely adrift from reality. Screams anything necessary to get more votes.
- Boris Johnson: "Wait, I have dumb hair, too! Vote for me!"
- Pauline Hanson: Australia's Most Honest Politician. "I don't believe in halal" is the kind of bilge they can look forward to.
- Rodrigo Duterte: President of the Philippines who's also the oldest to be elected to the highest office of their respective countries. He's been called the "Trump of the East" due to both being "self-professed political outsiders with a penchant for tough talk and shocking turns of phrase." They're known for misogynistic comments, outlandish bombast, impulsive and violent rhetoric, and pro-death penalty to drug users.
- Andrej Babiš: The Czech Prime Minister, who changed the tax system to benefit himself, has fingers all over the media, dominates the agriculture industry, and keeps trying to screw with his political opponents while complaining about entrenched corruption, insulting his critics, and inflaming anti-Muslim/refugee sentiment.
- Jaroslaw Kaczynski: Another uncompromising, divisive, authoritarian strongman who many consider the de facto leader of Poland, as his rabid base scares many supposedly moderate conservatives as he rails against the neoliberal establishment and panders to populists with promises of defeating the media, political, and cultural "elite." 
- Jair Bolsonaro: Brazil's most dangerous man who has a scary chance at becoming president, Jair reads like he was bred from a Trump cloning factory: he once said to a woman who accused him of rape, "I would never rape you because you aren't worth it." He's incited violence from his supporters, a notoriously homohpobic racist and misogynist, an incendiary reactionary on every social issue imaginable, praised a dictator (Alberto Fujimori) for strong leadership, paid homage to a fascist colonel who tortured dissidents (including former President Dilma Rousseff), and repeatedly scapegoats society's ills on the weak and vulnerable. He even says "the only difference [between me and Trump] is that I'm richer!"
- Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House — Michael Wolff's book about the Trump campaign and Trump's first year in office.
- Conservapedia:Donald Trump achievements — the go to source to prove that little has been achieved since January 20, 2017.
- Know Nothing Party: Rick Perry publicly called Trump a "Know Nothing" shortly after Trump announced his candidacy. (And when Rick Perry thinks you've gone out to lunch, well…)
- Ultracrepidarian. Also, hire ghost writers to write bestseller books in your name about how smart and rich you are.
- Secure the border
- Nepotism — his daughter (Ivanka Trump) and son-in-law (Jared Kushner) are advisors to the President and are unable to get more than temporary security clearances due to being possible blackmail candidates.
- Paradise Papers — offshore money, which may or may not have been used for tax fraud, and happened to have named 12 filthy rich men in Trump's orbit.
- Patrick Buchanan: A failed paleoconservative presidential candidate who shares many of the same nationalistic ideas about free trade, foreign policy, and immigration. Naturally, he was an early and enthusiastic Trump supporter. (Buchanan and Trump were opponents in the 2000 Reform Party presidential primaries.)
- Richard Nixon: Who indirectly led to the bastard even having a chance at the presidency due to Roger Ailes and the Southern Strategy.
- Charles Coughlin: An American Catholic priest who became the granddaddy of right-wing populism, nationalistic demagoguery, and globalist conspiracies.
- Joseph McCarthy: There are at least 40 million illegal immigrants. Some people say there are 30 million illegal immigrants. It's probably somewhere in the middle. 32, 33, 34 million.
- George Wallace: The OG non-PC presidential candidate. At least Wallace didn't use racist dog-whistles. (He told voters exactly what they wanted to hear, regardless of how despicable it was!)
- Ronald Reagan: A B-radio and film personality who completely changed his politics to appease his masters at GE TV theater. He was picked out of a hat because the name had a high recognition value. He didn't actually decide anything, he just read the lines he was given.
- Sarah Palin: Basically a Nostra-dumbass. She foretold Trump without even knowing it.
- Paul LePage: I miss the old LePage, straight from the 'Go LePage, talkin' 'bout the soul LePage, set all his goals LePage, I hate the new LePage, the bad mood LePage, the always-rude LePage, spaz in the news LePage
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- "Donald Trump Campaign Offered Actors $50 to Cheer for Him at Presidential Announcement", The Hollywood Reporter.
- "Donald Trump: 'I Could ... Shoot Somebody, And I Wouldn't Lose Any Voters'" — We're not sure the world is ready for a mad emperor Gordon Gekko.
- "The End of the World" — a 1958 episode from a TV show featuring a conman named Walter Trump, eerily similar
- Sesame Street mocking Trump: Ronald Grump Builds The Grump Tower, Grouch Apprentice with Donald Grump. Trump is so petty, this is why he wants to destroy the National Endowment for the Arts, which funds Sesame Street.
- Match of the Millennium. Trump Alert!
- Donald Trump sexual misconduct allegations
- His insults toward other candidates, The New York Times.
- The language he uses – is it "bigly" or "big league"? Neither — it's big lie.
- Donald Trump limerick generator
- Donald Trump Insult Generator, TIME.
- Never forget.
- RNC Prays For Democratic Defeat, Trump Victory - The fact that they're literally praying in an empty room is a powerful statement. So alone in their righteous anger.
- Donald Trump is the President!
- Building Trump's Wall. The B1M.
- Tech Times gives a brief rundown, not to mention the time when "Trump" wrestled "Rosie O'Donnell" in a painful moment for WWE.
- Just look at his subreddit.
- But which dictator wasn't a Nobel prize nominee?
- One must, however, take into consideration these facts:
- Trump won the Rust Belt and Appalachia, both impoverished, majority-white areas formerly reliant on unionized blue-collar jobs and both key battleground areas;
- Trump received the highest proportion of the (shrinking) union vote (43% for the Republicans vs 51% for the Democrats) a Republican has ever received since 1976 (38% vs 63%, respectively); such a vote has steadily grown since that year;
- At the same time, the Democratic vote has declined due to them steadily not being able to mobilize their traditional bases, due to a variety of factors from the end of door-to-door canvassing to voter ID laws. ("Who Put Trump in the White House?", Jacobin.)
- Trump's most loyal supporters are small-business owners, who are the demographic more receptive to the kind of racial and economic resentment he rode his coattails to the White House on. ("The Revenge of Joe the Plumber", Jacobin.)
- In fact, quote: "Donald Trump supporters are 4.2 times more likely to tweet about the New World Order than Hillary Clinton supporters. Thirty-nine percent of people who tweeted the hashtag #NewWorldOrder followed Trump's Twitter account. Almost 32 percent who tweeted about #FalseFlag—that shootings and terror attacks like the Sandy Hook or Orlando massacres were staged by the government—followed Trump on social media. About 10 percent of the #FalseFlag tweeters followed Clinton."
- "Be careful what you wish for — you might get it!"
- Our favorite is when Romney called him out as a fellow politician and a businessman. Trump put on a freaking infomercial showcasing Trump Magazine, Trump Steaks, and Trump Wine/Vodka—Most of which are fake in one way or another. The steaks were probably bought from a local butcher, since they are no longer sold anywhere. The magazine he referenced was a different one from the one Romney said had failed, and has basically no distribution, existing only as a table decoration for one of his resorts. He's like that Tai Lopez guy in the YouTube ads bragging about his library and his cars; he needs to maintain the illusion to keep his business going.
- For a more in-depth and nuanced look on the deceptive promise of free trade, there is this excellent DW documentary.
- The worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, ever!
- When asked about the venture, James Levin (former CEO of the Sharper Image) said "we literally sold almost no steaks. If we sold $50,000 of the steaks grand total, I'd be surprised." One food critic described Trump Steaks™ as "edible, but not particularly good." Hardly glowing reviews for a product Trump pitched as "the world's greatest steaks... in every sense of the word." Conan milked it for its seemingly endless comedic value. Just goes to show you, never write a candidate off this side of Arlington Cemetery.
- The Paris Climate Accord, for example, was quick for the chopping block.
- Don't say that to him though: He once threatened to sue a Vanity Fair reporter for documenting that he kept a book of Adolf Hitler's speeches by his bed at night. Sweet dreams, mein Führer.
Kascynski, Andrew, "Trump Once Threatened To Sue Over A Report He Owned A Book Of Hitler Speeches", BuzzFeed (Feb. 18, 2016, at 1:22 p.m.).
- His life's work has been about creating things and spaces exclusively for the wealthy. Trump Tower—the way the interior is laid out—is probably actually a really good illustration of how Trump thinks about politics: he thinks about the American Dream in terms of creating opportunities for people to ride in gold-plated elevators (there are literally gold-plated elevators). This might also explain something about his preoccupation with China.
- "Donald Trump's 'John Miller' interview is even crazier than you think" (May 16, 2016), The Washington Post
- Marc Fisher and Will Hobson, "Donald Trump masqueraded as publicist to brag about himself", WaPo 5.13.16.
- https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/03/07/the-7-most-interesting-parts-of-stormy-danielss-lawsuit-against-trump/ The 7 most interesting aspects of Stormy Daniels's lawsuit against Trump] by Aaron Blake (March 7, 2018 at 8:52 AM) The Washington Post.
- McCarthy, Tom (August 18, 2016). "Trump says he'll be known as 'Mr Brexit' despite poor poll showing – politics live". The Guardian.
- Duckworth to Trump: I won't be lectured by a draft dodger. CNN. January 21, 2018.
- Trump Named Honorary Russian Cossack (Nov 10, 2016 — 11:00 — Update: Nov. 10 2016 — 09:29) The Moscow Times.
- Bob Corker accused Trump supporters of being 'cultish.' He helped create the cult.by Eugene Scott June 14, 2018) The Washington Post.
- The World’s Worst Nobel Peace Prize Nominees: From Rush Limbaugh to Josef Stalin, we round up a rogue's gallery of the worst Nobel Peace Prize nominees. (10.10.13 5:45 AM ET) The Daily Beast.
- Collins, Eliza, "Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize", Politico (02/03/16 04:05 PM EST).
- "Here's a Timeline of Every Time Donald Trump Ran for President". (July 28, 2015) TV Guide News.
- This week should put the nail in the coffin for 'both sides' journalism by Margaret Sullivan (August 16 at 1:59 PM) The Washington Post.
- News Coverage of the 2016 General Election: How the Press Failed the Voters by Thomas E. Patterson (December 7, 2016, 5:00 am) Shorenstein Center on Media, Politics and Public Policy.
- The Mythology Of Trump's 'Working Class' Support
- Ben Collins, "Like Donald Trump? You’ll Love the Illuminati.", The Daily Beast
- Matt Viser and Tracy Jan, "Warnings of conspiracy stoke anger among Trump faithful", The Boston Globe
- Amy Davidson, "Melania Trump, Conspiracy Theorist", The New Yorker
- The New York Times keeps a running list.
- BBC News, "US election: Trump presidency 'dangerous', says UN rights chief", 12 October 2016.
- Trump team prepares dramatic cuts by Alexander Bolton (01/19/17 06:00 AM EST) The Hill.
- Дональд на нашей стороне! by ОАО "Ураласбест" (June 24, 2018 at 10:28 PM) Facebook.
- 'Approved by Donald Trump': Asbestos sold by Russian company is branded with the president’s face by Eli Rosenberg (July 11, 2018) at 9:00 AM) The Washington Post.
- Until the list of what is unacceptable is short enough to manage
- "Donald Trump and the mob" by Chris Frates (Updated 12:37 PM ET, Fri July 31, 2015) CNN'.
- Blaze Destroyed Trump Testimony For Roy Cohn: Lawyer's disbarment records lost in 2015 fire May 17, 2016 The Smoking Gun.
- Former Mafia-linked figure describes association with Trump by Rosalind S. Helderman and Tom Hamburger (May 17, 2016) The Washington Post.
- Trump Limos Were Built With A Hood Ornament: Developer's first licensing deal was with New York Mafia figure (September 22, 2015) The Smoking Gun.
- "Cruz suggests Trump has Mafia ties". New York Post. 28 February 2016.
- Trump And Family ‘Material Witnesses’ To Huge Tax Avoidance Scheme By Mobbed-Up Partner. Huh! by Doktor Zoom (July 15, 2016 - 12:20pm) Wonkette.
- New Evidence Donald Trump Didn’t Pay Taxes by David Cay Johnston (06.14.16 10:00 PM ET) The Daily Beast.
- Just What Were Donald Trump's Ties to the Mob? I've spent years investigating, and here's what's known by David Cay Johnston (May 22, 2016) Politico Magazine.
- Donald Trump Called Asbestos Poisoning a Mob-Led Conspiracy, Now His EPA Won’t Evaluate Asbestos Already in Homes by Nicole Goodkind (6/7/18 at 6:10 AM) Newsweek.
- Trump: The Art of the Comeback by Donald J. Trump & Kate Bohner (1997) Times Books. ISBN 0812929640. pp. 83-84.
- The Many Times Donald Trump Has Lied About His Mob Connections: He apparently lied under oath to deny he associated with organized crime figures by David Corn (Sep. 23, 2016 5:00 AM) Mother Jones.
- New Data on Asbestos Indicate Cover-Up of Effects on Workers by Bill Richards (November 12, 1978) Washington Post.
- Donald Trump Denies Dangers of Asbestos, Promotes Its Strength October 9, 2015, Sokolove Law
- Dirty money: Trump and the Kazakh connection: FT probe finds evidence a Trump venture has links to alleged laundering network by Tom Burgis (October 19, 2016) Financial Times.
- Did @RealDonaldTrump engage in extended/massive money laundering? by A Siegel (2017/01/08 · 16:18) Dail Kos.
- "Billionaire Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Trolls Trump: 'I Bailed You Out Twice'". msn.com.
- Emma Graham-Harrison. "Donald Trump is a disgrace to his country, says billionaire Saudi prince". The Guardian.
- Trump hosted 'small-time mobster' Joey 'No Socks' Cinque at New Year's party. Joseph Cinque – reportedly a convicted felon who bestows hospitality awards, often to Trump – was seen at president-elect’s New Year’s bash at Mar-a-Lago by Lauren Gambino (Tuesday 3 January 2017 13.52 EST) The Guardian.
- The Many Times Donald Trump Has Lied About His Mob Connections: He apparently lied under oath to deny he associated with organized crime figures by David Corn (Sep. 23, 2016 5:00 AM) Mother Jones.
- Buffett challenges Trump to exchange tax returns, slams GOP nominee's business record August 2, 2016 Reuters.
- Newsweek: How much Trump is worth depends on how he feels.
- Because, if there's any business where the owners can't control income and expenditures, and where cash flow is at a trickle, IT'S A CASINO!
- Campbell, Colin, "DONALD TRUMP: 'My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars'", Business Insider (10/26/15, 9:23 AM). He received "small loan of a million dollars" (pocket change, really) from his multi-millionaire real estate developer father who was named — this is a fact — Frederick Christ Trump.
- D'Antonio, Michael, "The Quiet Power Behind the Trump Throne", 10/15/15.
- Drexler, Peggy, "Lewandowski firing: Power of Ivanka?", CNN (6/20/16, Updated 8:04 PM ET). He obviously resisted firing Corey for a long time. According to CNN his own daughter (the only competent member in the family) had to threaten to leave the campaign in order to get him to do it.
- Andrew Kaczynski and Christopher Massie, "Sad! Money: Trump’s Many Incorrect Predictions On The Economy", Buzzfeed (Apr. 4, 2016, at 1:30 p.m.).
- Donald Trump's Golfcourse, Ramblers Scotland
- See the Wikipedia article on Glenfiddich Spirit of Scotland Awards.
- Donald Trump blasts Lord Alan Sugar in Twitter wind farm spat, The Telegraph
- Trump’s top example of foreign experience: A Scottish golf course losing millions by Jenna Johnson (June 22 at 2:57 PM) Washington Post.
- Stuart, Tessa, "Meet the Trump University Teacher at Center of Class-Action Suit", Rolling Stones 6.3.16.
- Tales from the Trump University legal vault by Maggie Severns (03/03/16 12:54 PM EST) Politico.
- Zadronsky, Brandy, "What Trump Knew About ‘Kardashian U’", Daily Beast (5/23/16 at 10:13 PM ET).
- State educrats give failing grade to Donald Trump's 'misleading' Trump University by Douglas Feiden (Thursday, April 15, 2010, 11:27 PM) New York Daily News. Congratulations, you've just earned a degree from Trump University. It's just as useless as it sounds.
- New York judge finds Donald Trump liable for unlicensed school by Karen Freifeld (Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:14pm EDT) Reuters.
- Tom Hamburger, Rosalind S. Helderman and Dalton Bennett, "Donald Trump said ‘university’ was all about education. Actually, its goal was: ‘Sell, sell, sell!’", WaPo (7/4/16 at 4:52 PM).
- Trump University 2010 Playbook.
Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Führer.One Company. One Culture. One Goal.
- Declaration of Ronald Schnackenberg in Support of Plaintiff's Motion for Class Certification United States District Court, Southern California District, Case 3:13-cv-02519-GPC-WVG.
- Trump University’s ex-students give enterprise a failing grade by Nanette Asimov (March 10, 2016 Updated: March 10, 2016 9:52am) San Francisco Chronicle. "If the Democratic Party hasn't recruited a group of disgruntled Trump University students to film a commercial, they should be sued for malpractice." — Republican Bill Whalen a research fellow at Stanford University’s Hoover Institution
- Judge Curiel Rules Trump Must Face Trial for Racketeering in Trump University Suit by Frank DiPrima (2016/08/02 · 19:34) Daily Kos.
- East, Kristen, "Trump attacks 'Mexican' judge in Trump U lawsuit", Politico (05/28/16 09:55 AM EDT). THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST PEOPLE!!... oh wait, they are.
- "Crooked Donald". freethoughtblogs.com. 30 June 2016. Retrieved on 4 August 2016.
- Donald Trump's pending lawsuits and his presidency
- Law professor: Trump can be impeached for fraud and racketeering before he even takes office
- "Donald Trump Agrees to Pay $25 Million in Trump University Settlement". New York Daily News. November 18, 2016. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/donald-trump-nearing-settlement-trump-university-fraud-case-article-1.2878780. Retrieved 18 November 2016.
- Quackwatch: "The PrivaTest: Another Scheme to Sell You Something"
- Donald Trump’s Naturopathic Vitamin and Diet Pyramid Scheme by Taylor Hermes (25 August 2015) Naturopathic Diaries.
- [https://thetrumpnetworkonline.wordpress.com/ The Trump Network] (May 21, 2009)
- "Bankers Heart". Public Art and Architecture from Around the World.
- Does Trump own Bank of America Building in San Francisco? by Kathleen Pender (June 23, 2015) San Francisco Chronicle.
- Donald Trump: The Least Charitable Billionaire In The World by Ben Davis (2015) NewsExaminer.
- Trump Made No Donations To 9/11 Charities: Billionaire was a zero in aftermath of terror attack (November 3, 2015) The Smoking Gun.
- "When It Came To September 11 Charity, Billionaire Donald Trump Actually Had His Hand Out", The Smoking Gun 2.17.16.
- Feds Gave Donald a Quick Bundle: He's among titans who got 9-11 funds set for small biz by Russ Buettner (Sunday, January 29, 2006, 12:00 AM) New York Daily News.
- Trump: The Least Charitable Billionaire: The Donald is a miser, not an "ardent philanthropist." (April 12, 2011) The Smoking Gun.
- There's something fishy about Donald Trump's charitable donations by Marcia Dunn (Aug. 2, 2015, 11:04 AM) Business Insider.
- Donald Trump’s Donations Put Him in Line for Conservation Tax Breaks: Republican front-runner frequently donates development rights for properties, giving him the ability to claim a tax break in return by Richard Rubin (Updated March 10, 2016 10:41 p.m. ET) Wall Street Journal.
- Town Board Discusses Trump Park's Dog Park by Plamena Pesheva (June 25, 2010 1:05 am ET) Yorktown-Somers Patch.
- Trump's pattern of stiffing charities by Dana Milbank (June 1, 2016) Washington Post.
- Trump promised millions to charity. We found less than $10,000 over 7 years by David A. Fahrenthold (June 28, 2016) Washington Post.
- Donald Trump Still A Miser, Tax Return Shows: Billionaire's foundation again staked by NYC ticket scalper January 15, 2016 The Smoking Gun.
- Florida AG asked Trump for donation before nixing fraud case by Jeff Horwitz et al. June 6, 2016 Associated Press.
- Fahrenthold, David A., "Four months after fundraiser, Trump says he gave $1 million to veterans group", WaPo 5.24.16.
- Ben Schreckinger, "Trump's charity claims could violate fraud laws", Politico (06/20/16 05:18 AM EDT ).
- Trump Foundation lacks the certification required for charities that solicit money by David A. Fahrenthold (September 29 at 8:25 PM) Washington Post.
- Trump Foundation Ordered by New York AG to Stop Fundraising by Katy Tur and Benjy Sarlin (Oct 3 2016, 1:15 pm ET) NBC News.
- End NY fundraising, Trump foundation told
- New York’s tax agency opens own probe of Trump Foundation by David A. Fahrenthold (July 20, 2018) The Washington Post.
- "James Dobson Says of Donald Trump: “I Know the Person Who Led Him to Christ”". patheos.com. Retrieved on 4 August 2016.
- Trump says Bible is his favorite book, but declines to share favorite verse by Eugene Scott (Updated 12:31 PM ET, Thu August 27, 2015) CNN. The book of Job, now back to work, you!.
- Evangelical leader Jerry Falwell Jr. endorses Trump by Robert Costa and Jenna Johnson (January 26, 2016) The Washington Post.
- "Donald Trump accidentally put money in the Communion plate at an Iowa church". independent.co.uk. 1 February 2016. Retrieved on 4 August 2016.
- Donald Trump and nine other teetotalling moguls Forbes
- "Christian Liar David Barton: You’ll Have to Answer to God One Day, So Vote for Donald Trump". patheos.com.
- Sinclair, Harriet (July 18, 2016). "Trump to discuss US safety at Republican Convention 2016 in wake of terrorism and gun violence". International Business Times.
- Weiss, Phillip, "Adelson will mold Rubio into ‘perfect little puppet’", Mondoweiss 10.13.15. Remember, Shelly is even richer and crazier than Trump. He wants to nuke Iran, and also wishes he had served in the Israeli military instead of the U.S. Army.
- Strauss, Daniel, "Donald Trump sends Club for Growth cease and desist letter", Politico (09/22/15 03:00 PM EDT, Updated 09/22/15 03:51 PM EDT).
- "Fox News Calls Trump A Truther", via The Young Turks' official YouTube channel. Published October 20, 2015.
- "Donald Trump: The Latest 9/11 Truther", from Alex Jones' official YouTube channel. Published October 20, 2015.
- David Weigel. "Trump's foes say he’s a 9/11 truther. Truthers would disagree.". Washington Post. February 15, 2016.
- Hains, Tim, "Donald Trump on 9/11: 'You Will Find Out Who Really Knocked Down The World Trade Center'", RCP 2.17.16.
- "Congress Releases Secret 9/11 Document Detailing Possible Saudi Ties to Al Qaeda" (16 July 2016). New York Times.
- "Trump Orders Government to Stop Work on Y2K Bug, 17 Years Later", Bloomberg.
- "Supreme court rules states can collect sales tax from online retailers", The Guardian. "The Trump administration had urged the justices to side with South Dakota."
- G7: Fact checking Trump's tweets about trade. BBC News. June 11th, 2018.
- Trump Cancels Washington DC's Military Parade Over High Costs. BBC News. August 17, 2018.
- Richardson, Bradford, "Trump as George H.W. Bush’s running mate? 'I was asked that question'", The Hill (November 08, 2015, 10:39 am).
- Gates, Marie-Elise, "Trump Trademarks “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”", Trademarkology 5.16.16.
- Eric Bradner, "Trump praises 9/11 truther's 'amazing' reputation, Jones shares the love", CNN. Trump calls to expand the surveillance state within seconds of being interviewed, and Alex just keeps washing his balls. Can't think of a better VP for kicking the crazy up a notch. ('"BEWARE THE FICTIONAL OVERLORDS! RALLY BEHIND THE REAL ONES!)
- Bankers Dispute Trump's Story of Financial Comeback: Bankers who worked with Trump when he was near bankruptcy say it was not the GOP nominee's deal-making triumph but their intervention that enabled a comeback 7/18/16 at 12:00 AM Reuters.
- Hypocrite of the Week: Donald Trump, Dispatches from the Culture Wars.
- Donald Trump Shouts ‘F Word’ Multiple Times In Las Vegas Speech, Wonkette
- He opposes gay marriage because of new trends in golf putter preference., HuffPo.
- Tea Partiers Rallying in DC Praise Donald Trump's Birther Stance, TPM
- Trump: Bill Ayers Wrote Obama's Book, TPM. Remember when being a Birther was basically the peak of crazy in political discussions? Times have changed, man.
- HHH Is My Hero (August 2, 2016). Could It Be Alzheimer's Or Senile Dementia?. ChicagoNow.
- King, Steve (October 1, 2015). "Does Donald Trump have dementia?". Death and Taxes.
- Ishaan Tharoor (17 June 2015). "Top Mexican official blasts Donald Trump’s ‘absurd’ comments on migrants". Washington Post.
- "Univision Drops Miss USA Pageant After Donald Trump's Comments About Mexicans : People.com". PEOPLE.com.
- Jeremy Stahl (29 June 2015). "Donald Trump fired from NBC: Celebrity Apprentice star and Republican presidential hopeful loses his job with NBC for anti-immigrant racism.". Slate Magazine.
- Federal Election Commission, itemized disbursements for Donald J. Trump For President, Inc. He'd better turn those hats upside-down and start asking for handouts...
- Drew Griffin, Paul Murphy and Theodore Schleifer, "Trump directs nearly one-fifth of his money to his own businesses", CNN (Updated 6/22/16 at 10:39 AM ET).
- "Cui bono?". freethoughtblogs.com. 21 June 2016. Retrieved on 4 August 2016.
- "Trump's campaign spends $6 million with Trump companies". ap.org. Retrieved on 4 August 2016.
- Alex Isenstadt and Shane Goldmacher, "GOP Cleveland organizers beg Adelson for $6 million", Politico (Updated 07/15/16 11:52 AM EDT).
- Wilson, "How the Tea Party Got Hijacked by Donald Trump's Troll Party", Daily Beast (09.15.15 10:15 PM ET).
- Feloni, Robert, "Donald Trump's core business philosophy from his bestselling 1987 book 'The Art of the Deal'", Business Insider (6/16/15, 2:38 PM). Trump: I play to people's fantasies. People may not always think big themselves, but they can still get very excited by those who do. That's why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular.
- Hongo, Hudson, [Gawker.com: archive.is, web.archive.org "Donald Trump Promises to Build Big, Bad Military "Nobody Will Mess With""], Gawker (4/19/16 10:45pm).
- David Gilbert, "Donald Trump Wants Bill Gates To Turn Off The Internet To Stop ISIS", International Business Times (12/08/15 AT 6:31 AM).
- Trump on the stump: A closer look at The Donald's proposed policies by Eugene Scott (Updated 2:29 PM ET, Sat June 20, 2015) CNN
- David Edwards, "Donald Trump: To defeat ISIS ‘you have to take out their families’", Raw Story.
- Tom LoBianco, "Donald Trump on terrorists: 'Take out their families'", CNN.
- Ben Jacobs, "Donald Trump on waterboarding: 'Even if it doesn't work they deserve it'", The Guardian. Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius!
- Jeremy Diamond, CNN (20 February 2016). "Donald Trump cites story of general who dipped bullets in pigs' blood to deter Muslims". CNN.
- Where Do the Presidential Wannabes Stand on the Patriot Act? by Ken McIntyre On (5/22/15 at 1:29 PM) Newsweek.
- Trump: 'Err on the side of security' by Eric Bradner (Updated 2106 GMTDecember 1, 2015) CNN.
- Lloyd, Green, "Trump in Phoenix: Mexicans Are Coming to Take Your Jobs And Kill You", Daily Beast (7.11.15 8:48 PM ET).
- Brian Latimer. "Former Mexican President: We're Not Paying for a 'Stupid' Wall". NBC News. In any case, we doubt Mexico would forgive being extorted out of $20 billion dollars.
- Olivio, Antonio, "At Trump hotel site, immigrant workers wary", WaPo 7.6.15.
- Pennacchia, Robyn, "Trump Surrogate: Mexico Border Wall Actually Just Donald Trump’s Imaginary Friend", Wonkette (5/19/16, 12:28pm).
- Nastasha Bertrad, "Donald Trump gave credence to a major right-wing conspiracy theory about Muslim 'training camps'", Business Insider. They're going to be sent to a detention facility were all they can do all day is watch Trump U. videos.
- Steve Holland and Ginger Gibson, "After Florida shooting, Trump hardens stance on Muslims", Reuters (6/14/16 and 10:41pm EDT).
- Sayare, Scott, "http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/05/europe-counterterrorism-failure-khaled-kelkal/481908/", Atlantic 5.9.16. Interestingly, a ban might actually make another Orlando more likely, as many Muslims in the U.S. will rightly feel like they've been targeted, and that's one of the causes of radicalization. For the alt-right, that's the point.
- "Trump says he'd allow 'rich Muslims' to enter U.S.". msn.com. Retrieved on 4 August 2016.
- Fisher, Max, "We painstakingly annotated Donald Trump's strange and revealing foreign policy interview", Vox (9/4/15, 12:34 p.m. ET).
- Hellman, Jessie, "Trump Would Consider Letting Japan and South Korea Build Nuclear Arsenals, The Hill (3/26/.16, 03:24 pm). Donald handing out nukes like a pedophile handing out candy to kids. Particularly silly in that Japan already has all the technology and know-how to produce both a fission bomb and deliver it, but don't want to, for reasons that are obvious to anybody who's studied history.
- Washington Post, "Why Trump’s threat to ‘totally destroy’ North Korea is extraordinary — even for him"
- Hensch, Mark, "Trump: I’ll be ‘neutral’ on Israel and Palestine", The Hill (2/17/16, 09:41 pm). Well, that's refreshing to hear...
- "Trump: Israeli Settlement Construction in West Bank Should 'Keep Going'", Haaretz (6/24/16 at 9:13pm IDT). −WHAT? But I thought he was going to use his deal-closing skills to negotiate!
- "Trump Would Support Israeli Annexation of Parts of West Bank, Says Adviser", Haaretz (6/23/16 at9:24 PM IDT). Perhaps Israel will be offered more and bigger walls. That'll surely fix it right up.
- Collinson, Stephen, "5 candidates make closing arguments on CNN", CNN (Updated 3/22/16 8:45 AM ET). The US leaving NATO would be like the Pope quitting Catholicism.
- "Mexican media: Trump threatens war with Mexico to collect border wall payment". Fusion. Because crashing the Mexican economy is a good way to decrease illegal immigration into America.
- Calamur, Krishnadev. "Donald Trump's NATO Remarks Stuns U.S. Allies". theatlantic.com. Retrieved on 4 August 2016.
- Sanger, David E. (21 July 2016). "Envisioning Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy: The U.S. Steps Back". Retrieved on 4 August 2016 – via NYTimes.com.
- "What's Trump's Position on NATO?". The Wire (FactCheck.org). May 11, 2016.
- 'Stupid statements' - Trump WW3 jibe stuns Montenegro, bbc.co.uk, July 18th, 2018
- "#LoserDonald: I Don’t Trust US Intelligence". August 17, 2016. The Young Turks, via YouTube.
- Tani, Maxwell, "'I don't mean just a little bit better': Donald Trump threatens to leave NAFTA if elected", Business Insider 6.29.16.
- Pindell, James, "Trump loves NASA, but backs privatization of outer space", Boston Globe 1.1/11/15.
- Savanskry, Rebecca, "Trump hits Clinton for attacks after '100% wrong' Brexit prediction", The Hill (6/26/16 at 08:13 am).
- Drezner, Daniel D., "Donald Trump’s Big Lie about the global economy", WaPo 8.3.15. It's the establishment versus the working class. The Republicans have catered to low-income voters for quite a while now, and those are the main demographics who are severely affected by free trade. That demographic ("small business") has been voting against their own interest by sending their jobs overseas.
- Krugman, Paul, "Trade, Labor, and Politics", NYT 3.28.16. Republicans oppose trade because protectionism is the only way they know how to deal with the fact that it creates losers as well as winners, whereas believers in a strong safety net can take all sorts of other measures to protect workers without bringing down the country as a whole.
- McKee, Guian, "This is what Trump and Sanders Get Wrong About Free Trade", WaPo 5.17.16.
- Tankersley, Jim, "Donald Trump’s trade war could kill millions of U.S. jobs", WaPo 3.25.16.
- Byrnes, Jesse, "Trump: 'Who the hell cares if there's a trade war?'", The Hill (May 19, 2016, 10:07 pm). Republicans will be all for free trade when their "low low prices" increase by 50% at Wal-Mart.
- Kessler, Glenn, "Donald Trump's Unusual Plan to Lower the National Debt: Sell Off $16 Tril in Assets", WaPo 4.2.16. If it works for wines, steaks, and luxury hotels, of course it will work for foreign policy!
- Barro, Josh, "Donald Trump is floating an insane idea that would tank the American economy", Business Insider (5/6/16, 11:59 AM).
- MJ Lee and Sara Murray, "Donald Trump Slashes Taxes on the Poor — and the Wealthy", CNN (Updated 0/29/15, 11:39 AM ET). Tax Policy Center: "On the corporate side the tax cut is very large. On the individual side it's very large. There just aren't enough tax breaks out there to make this work."
- "Donald Trump's false claim that his tax plan wouldn't increase the deficit" Politifact.com. The ideology of "spend more, tax less, repay debt!" doesn't exist because mathematically it's nonsense.
- "How the candidates' tax plans will affect you, in 4 charts" Vox.com
- Ryan Kowonowski, "It Snowed Once And Other Things Donald Trump Thinks Prove Global Warming Is A Hoax" ThinkProgress. Global warming is just Mexican climate hopping our border. We need to build a climate wall.
- Page, Samantha, "Sanders Blasts Trump on Weird Climate Change Claim", ThinkProgress (1/5/16 1:08 pm ST). Trump is “not a believer” in man-made climate change, an issue he dismisses as something “created by and for the Chinese.” Ahhh, America. Where you've got so much freedom, science is an opinion.
- Jill Colvin and Ellen Knickmeyer, "Trump tells California ‘there is no drought’" , WaPo 5.27.16. No shit, it was sucked dry by the very factory farms that are complaining now.
- Schreckinger, Ben, "Trump acknowledges climate change — at his golf course", Politico. (05/23/16 05:35 AM EDT) Trump applied to build a wall to prevent coastal erosion at his Trump International Golf Links seaside golf resort in Ireland — and has explicitly cited risks posed by climate change in his application.
- "Trump: Wind power ‘kills all your birds’". The Hill. 2016-08-02. http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/290093-trump-wind-power-kills-all-your-birds. Retrieved 2016-10-03.
- Ashley Parker and Coral Davenport, "Donald Trump’s Energy Plan: More Fossil Fuels and Fewer Rules", NYT 5.26.16. Ironically, GOP energy policy doesn't benefit coal anymore. The only way to benefit coal is to provide them subsidies. The rate of return on coal is terrible now.
- Koenig, David, "AP FACT CHECK: Trump's vow to create Appalachian coal jobs", The Big Story (5/5/16 at 3:31 PM EDT).
- Timothy Cama and Devin Henry, "Overnight Energy: Trump outlines 'America First' energy plan in North Dakota", The Hill (05/26/16 05:54 PM EDT).
- Savransky, Rebecca, "Trump: My GOP will be a 'worker's party'", The Hill (May 26, 2016, 08:59 am).
- "Healthcare Reform". donaldjtrump.com.
- Demko, Paul, "Who is Advising Donald Trump on Health Care?", Politico (02/20/16 11:43 AM EST).
- "For Donald Trump, ‘Get ’Em Out’ Is the New ‘You’re Fired’". The New York Times. 14 March 2016.
- Eugene Scott, CNN (12 February 2016). "Donald Trump threatens to sue Ted Cruz". CNN.
- "Donald Trump Promises To Sue The Media For Negative Stories About Him If He's Elected President". Media Matters for America. February 26, 2016.
- River Clegg (2 March 2016). "Libel Law, Trump-Style". The New Yorker.
- Jose A. DelReal (29 February 2016). "Trump, taking aim at the press, vows again to ‘open libel laws’". Washington Post.
- South Florida Sun-Sentinel (14 March 2016). "Mayo: My choice at Trump rally - Leave or go to jail". Sun-Sentinel.com.
- Lopez, German (July 31, 2016). "Donald Trump proves he hasn't read the Constitution in statement claiming he has". Vox.
- Trump suggests loss of citizenship or jail for those who burn U.S. flags, Washington Post
- Trump had a different take on flag burning when he visited David Letterman last year, Washington Post
- Associated Press, "Paul Ryan's Endorsement of Donald Trump Comes With Caveats", Fortune (6/3/16 at 3:53 AM EDT).
- "Trump in 1999: 'I am Very Pro-Choice'". Meet The Press.
- Gladu, Alex, "Donald Trump's Abortion Punishments Don't Include Men For Whatever Misogynistic Reason", Bustle 3.30.16. I read The Handmaid's Tale and I thought it was a great blueprint for America.
- "READ: Donald Trump's Advocate Interview Where He Defends Gays, Mexicans". advocate.com. 28 September 2015. Retrieved on 26 June 2016. DT "Buchanan actually said gay people had chosen 'Satan and suicide.' Now he says he welcomes gay people into his campaign. The guy is a hypocrite."
- Edwards, David, "CNN host calls out Donald Trump: ‘What’s traditional about being married three times?’", Raw Story (6/28/15 at 09:37 ET).
- Duffy, Nick, "Trump says he’d consider overturning same-sex marriage in shock U-turn". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- Duffy, Nick, "Donald Trump admits opposing equal marriage is ‘dead issue’". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- McCormick, Joesph Patrick, "Donald Trump celebrated Elton John’s marriage in 2005". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016. (Yes, technically this was a civil partnership and not a marriage, but Trump's easiness using the word "marriage" referring to it clearly indicates that he wasn't too bothered.)
- Parker, Ashley, "Donald Trump Says Transgender People Should Use the Bathroom They Want". The New York Times. 21 April 2016. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- Duffy, Nick, "Donald Trump reverses his ‘support’ for transgender rights". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- Duffy, Nick, "Donald Trump ‘wouldn’t block’ law to permit homophobic discrimination". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016.
- McCormick, Joseph Patrick, "Donald Trump says he supports ‘the gays’ at a rally – ‘the gays’ respond perfectly". pinknews.co.uk. Retrieved on 26 June 2016. DT: "Ask the gays what they think and what they do, in, not only Saudi Arabia, but many of these countries, and then you tell me – who's your friend, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?"
- Wolf, Leon H., "Trump: I’m not Advocating for Guns in Classrooms, I’m just Advocating for Guns in Classrooms Sometimes", RedState (5/22/16 at 2:26 pm).
- Buncombe, Andrew (August 11, 2016). "Secret Service 'talks to Donald Trump' camp after Second Amendment comments about Hillary Clinton". The Independent.
- MacNeal, Caitlin, "NRA Says It's Willing To Meet With Trump About Guns And The No-Fly List", TPM (6/15/16, 1:32 PM EDT).
- Kapur, Sahil, "Trump Walks Back Remarks on Guns at Orlando Club After NRA Disagrees", Bloomberg (6/20/16 at 10:09 AM PDT).
- Michelle Boorstein and Julie Zauzmer, "Thrilling Christian conservative audience, Trump vows to lift ban on politicking, appoint antiabortion judges", WaPo (6/22/16 at 2:25 PM). When he panders, he panders hard. This is funny because it reads like Trump scrambling to bring in voters who ordinarily be locked-up in November.
- Gettys, Travis, "Trump panders to evangelical leaders by promising to force store clerks to say ‘Merry Christmas’", Raw Story (6/21/16 at 13:48 ET).
- Kelley, Marty, "LOL Hillary Clinton Might Beat Donald Trump In Utah", Wonkette (6/13/16 at 3:01pm).
- Guerra, Daniel, "Actually, Most Evangelicals Don’t Vote Trump", Christianity Today 5.28.16. Turns out there are people who identify as evangelical and those who go to church weekly. The latter went for Cruz.
- President Trump Complains, Laughably, About 'Due Process' by Benjamin Hart (February 10, 2018 11:52 am) New York Magazine.
- Engel, Pamela, "Donald Trump mistakenly invokes '7-Eleven' when talking about 9/11 terror attacks", Business Insider (8/19/16 at 9:30 AM ).
- "A transcript of Donald Trump’s meeting with The Washington Post editorial board", WaPo 3/21/16
- Romm, Joe, "Trump Even Gets Climate Denial Wrong", ThinkProgress Mar 24, 2016 8:00 am
- Trudo, Hannah, "Trump escalates attack on 'Mexican' judge", Politico (6/02/16 10:05 PM EDT, updated 06/02/16 11:27 PM EDT). It's amazing these people manage to tie their shoes in the morning.
- Louis Jacobson and Linda Qiu"Donald Trump's Pants on Fire claim linking Ted Cruz's father and JFK assassination", Politifact (5/3/16 at 5:59 p.m.).
- Avlon, John, "Donald Trump Is Running for Richard Nixon’s Third Term", Daily Beast (02.14.16 9:04 PM ET).
- "Lawrence O'Donnell: Portions of Melania Trump's RNC 'pure plagiarism'", MSNBC 7.19.16. O'Donnell: "There is no university in America that wouldn't consider this plagiarism." Not at Trump University. That's A+ work right there!
- McAfee, Tierney, "Two Sides to Trump: His Friends and Foes Speak Out", People (03/30/2016 at 04:35 PM EDT).
- Laughland, Oliver, "Ex-Trump workers describe egocentric micromanager: 'Donald loves Donald'", The Guardian (3/14/16 15.01 EDT).
- Hugh Hewitt and Donald Trump talk 2016. DT: "I think I might be inclined to do that. I don’t think that’s that unusual, though. That’s been done before, hasn’t it, Hugh? (No.) ... Yeah, no, I like that idea very much." No spine or judgement whatsoever.
- Tani, Maxwell, "Donald Trump: 'I don’t want congrats' for 'being right on radical Islamic terrorism,' but I do 'appreciate' it", Business Insider (6/12/16 at 1:06 PM).
- Huppke, Rex, "Donald Trump makes 'tragic situation worse'", Guardian (6.14.16 at 1:18pm.) Nailed it! He sounds unhinged even with a teleprompter.
- Kevin Cirilli, Michael C. Bender, and Jennifer Jacobs, "Trump Holding Meeting With Advisers to Reassess Strategy", Bloomberg (6/20/16 at 2:00 AM PDT). Buried in this piece is Trump mistakenly uploading the wrong speech into his teleprompter.
- Mascaro, Lisa, "Donald Trump, minus teleprompter, is back ", LA Times (6/14/16 at 6:31 p.m.). Screw the nerds, let's go back to what's fun!
- Caldwell, Leigh Ann, "After Orlando, Republican Party Unity Behind Trump Grows More Elusive", NBC (6/15/16 at 10:50 am ET). Republican senators set a new record for “being late to meetings” or gluing cellphones to their ears as they hurry past.
- Jacobs, Ben, "Trump issues statement on Clinton that goes full conspiracy theory on lack of charges", Twitter (7/5/16 at 12:31 PM). The head of the FBI just railed on my opponent for 15 minutes? Better start talking about how untrustworthy the FBI is...
- Chason, Rachel, "House Republican sides with Comey over Trump on Clinton emails", CNN (Updated 7/5/16 at 11:12 PM).
- Lasher, Megan, "Eric Trump Says His Sister’s ‘Looks’ Qualify Her for Vice Presidency", TIME 7.7.16.
- Collins, Eliza, "Trump: I consult myself on foreign policy", Politico (03/16/16 08:24 AM EDT).
- Kevin Cirilli and Jennifer Jacobs, "The Ohio governor's advisers say he remains uninterested in the position", Bloomberg (5/10/16 at 2:00 PM).
- Graham, David A., "The Donald Trump Veepstakes: A Cheat Sheet", Atlantic 7.15.16.
- "Donald Trump introduces Mike Pence as VP. But first, a few words about Donald Trump". yahoo.com. Retrieved on 4 August 2016.
- Osnos, Evan, "Trump’s Convention Strategy: “The Fix Is In”", New Yorker 4.8.16. Trump's intolerance toward journalist critics also extends towards delegates who don't support him for the nomination. His top advisor, Roger Stone, threatened to release the personal information of all disloyal delegates.
- Schultz, Randy, "Rick Scott on Donald Trump's ticket? Folks, he's already there", Miami Sun-Sentinel (2/26/16 8:36 PM).
- Janet Allon, "Dick Cheney sees threat to his title of most evil living Republican", AlterNet. (GOP:' "You need to be scared of Islamists, no one is doing anything!" Trump: "LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT MUSLIMS!" GOP: "What?? ZOMG no, what are you talking about?")
- "Trump officially joins Reform Party", CNN 10.25.99.
- Breshnahan, Josh, "Vulnerable GOP senators duck and cover from Trump", Politico (05/04/16 05:25 PM EDT).
- Kruger, Katherine, "Report: Trump Uses Chris Christie As ‘Manservant’ To Fetch His McDonald’s", TPM (6/13/16, 12:51 PM EDT).
- Mueller, Mark, "Some Jersey City Muslims did celebrate 9/11, cop and residents say", NJ.com (12/21/15 at 6:00 AM, updated 12/22/15 at 9:27 PM). It's a miracle. And the dozens shall become thousands!
- Tau, Byron, "George Will to Leave Republican Party Over Donald Trump’s Impending Nomination", WSJ (6/25/16 11:26 pm ET ). The George Will? DT: Bye, cuck!
- O'Keefe, Ed, "Dozens of GOP delegates launch new push to halt Donald Trump", WaPo 6.17.16. This is an interesting race tonight. 75% for Hillary Clinton, 22% for Mitt Romney, and we're actually polling a solid 3% for "Donald Trump, Fuck the World." This is fascinating."
- Isenstadt, Alex, "Hardly anybody wants to speak at Trump's convention", Politico (06/27/16 05:10 AM EDT).
- Patrick Healy and Ashley Parker, "Run on a Ticket With Donald Trump? No, Thanks, Many Republicans Say", NYT 4.30.16.
- Savransky, Rebecca, "Cleveland looking to buy riot gear for Republican convention", The Hill (March 03, 2016, 07:26 pm).
- Ferguson, David, "Trump-loving delegate announces he’ll be strapped with a 9mm Glock at RNC in Cleveland", Raw Story (7/1/16 at 10:34 ET ).
- "Republican letter urges party to cut Trump's funding". BBC News.
- Will, George, "Is Donald Trump a Democratic secret agent?", BBC. Donald trump is literally Hillary Clinton in a fat suit. Have you ever seen them in the same room since the election started?
- Lewis, Hunter, "What Populism Is And Isn't", Mises Daily 12.31.15 (Waaaah! Now the media is redefining populism as Trumpism! That's OUR word!)
- Islamist extremists celebrate Trump’s election win by Ishaan Tharoor (November 9 at 2:47 PM) The Washington Post.
- Nicole Gaouette, Elise Labott and Angela Dewan, Russia's Putin, others pleased as Trump win shocks world, CNN
- Feliks Garcia, Ku Klux Klan announces Donald Trump victory parade as white supremacists celebrate nationwide, The Independent
- Ishaan Tharoor, Islamist extremists celebrate Trump’s election win, The Washington Post
- Video, Europe's far-right celebrates Trump victory, Reuters
- ‘The era of the Palestinian state is over’ — Israeli right celebrates Trump win Mondoweiss
- Philippines' Duterte says to stop quarrels with U.S. after Trump win (Wed Nov 9, 2016 | 2:52pm EST) Reuters.
- Trump, Turkey's Erdogan discuss boosting ties, fighting terrorism: sources (Wed Nov 9, 2016 | 4:07pm EST) Reuters.
- As @DavidChalian implies, Trump knows nothing at all about what he calls "the plan." Never has more ignorance been stuffed inside one head. by @tribelaw (4:16 AM - 21 Apr 2017) Twitter.
- What we talk about when we talk about Donald Trump and ‘gaslighting’ by Caitlin Gibson (January 27 at 1:25 PM) The Washington Post.
- Trump just proved he’s a pathological liar. Which part is worse: The lying or the pathology? by Tom Toles (November 28, 2016) The Washington Post.
- Bernie Sanders: Donald Trump is 'pathological liar': 'He changes his mind every single day' by Ben Kentish (Friday 9 December 2016) The Independent.
- We Asked a Psychologist Whether Donald Trump Is a Pathological Liar by Celeste Katz (May 04, 2016) Mic.
- Temperament Tantrum: Some say President Donald Trump's personality isn't just flawed, it's dangerous by Olive Murphy (Jan. 27, 2017, at 6:00 a.m.) U.S. News & World Report.
- Harvard professor says there are 'grave concerns' about Donald Trump's mental stability: 'An apparent inability to distinguish between fantasy and reality leads us to question his fitness for the immense responsibilities of the office' by Lucy Pasha-Robinson (Sunday 18 December 2016) The Independent.
- 8,000+ mental health professionals tell Sen. Schumer Trump is mentally ill and must be removed by Hal Brown (2017/01/30 · 06:57) Daily Kos.
- Citizen Therapists Against Trumpism
- An Eminent Psychiatrist Demurs on Trump's Mental State by Allen Frances (February 15, 2017) The New York Times.
- The psychiatrist who wrote the definition of narcissistic personality disorder says Trump doesn't have it: Calling the president 'mentally ill' is an insult to people who have genuine conditions, says Professor Allen Frances by Harry Cockburn (Thursday 16 February 2017 07:43 GMT) The Independent.
- Waldman, Paul, "How Donald Trump fooled the GOP into believing he 'tells it like it is'", The Week 9/11/15. Your racist uncle has been saying the exact same stuff as Trump on Facebook for years. Is he a media master too?
- Sargent, Greg, "Morning Plum: Democrats want compromise. Republicans don’t. That’s bad for Democrats.", WaPo 11.14.14.
- Engel, Pamela, "Donald Trump taunts Jeb Bush for ditching his glasses in favor of contacts", Business Insider (2/17/16, 11:40 AM).
- Bump, Phillip, "Losers: A list by Donald Trump", WaPo 8.8.15.
- Wilstein, Matt, "CNN Helps Trump Brand Jeb Bush as ‘Low Energy'" Mediate (9/8/15 6:26 pm).
- Merda, Chad, "Trump on Romney: ‘He just choked, choked like a dog'", Chicago Sun Times.
- Donald Trump Calls Mitt Romney ‘Irrelevant’ ‘Choke Artist’ by Paola Chavez & Veronica Stracqualursi (Mar 3, 2016, 2:40 PM ET) ABC News.
- Geraghty, "Trump Only Cares About Trump", National Review Online March 30, 2016.
- "Donald Trump on Minimum Wage", TIME
- "Trump Flunks Immigration", WaPo.
- Eugene Kiely. (February 19, 2016). "Donald Trump and the Iraq War".
- Meghashyam Mali "Trump: GOP rivals want to 'start World War III over Syria'", The Hill.
- Juan González, Scott anderson (August 12, 2016). "Donald Trump Claims Obama & Clinton Founded ISIS, But Bush Negotiated U.S. Withdrawal from Iraq". Democracy Now!
- Savransky, Rebbecca, "Trump: Pence entitled to make mistakes, Hillary's not", The Hill (7/17/16 at 7:01 pm).
- Donald J. Trump (May 3, 2013). "Tweet Number 330360556362018816". Twitter. "If Jon Stewart is so above it all & legit, why did he change his name from Jonathan Leibowitz? He should be proud of his heritage!"
- The Independent: "Donald Trump calls Jon Stewart 'the most overrated joke on television' after broadcaster roasts Republican for his Isis claims"
- Donald J. Trump (May 31, 2015). "Tweet Number 604838076586856448". Twitter. "All the haters and losers must admit that, unlike others, I never attacked dopey Jon Stewart for his phony last name. Would never do that!"
- Donald J. Trump (October 31, 2015). "Tweet Number 660597552023228416". Twitter. ".@thehill John Oliver had his people call to ask me to be on his very boring and low rated show. I said "NO THANKS" Waste of time & energy!"
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- Gwenda Blair: The Trumps: Three Generations That Built an Empire
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- Fred C. Trump, Postwar Master Builder of Housing for Middle Class, Dies at 93 by Tracie Rozhon (June 26, 1999) The New York Times.
- Donald Trump Even Lies About Being Swedish (He’s Actually German): A Swedish website teases the world's most famous comb-over for continuing to peddle his grandfather's fake origin story by Michael Daly (03.24.16 10:02 PM ET) The Daily Beast.
- Donald Trump’s Ghostwriter Tells All: The Art of the Deal made America see Trump as a charmer with an unfailing knack for business. Tony Schwartz helped create that myth—and regrets it by Jane Mayer (July 25, 2016) The New Yorker.
- I Ran the C.I.A. Now I’m Endorsing Hillary Clinton by Michael J. Morell (August 5, 2016) New York Times.
- Maria Butina, Russian gun rights advocate, charged in U.S. with acting as Russian Federation agent by Tom Jackman & Rosalind S. Helderman (July 16, 2018 at 3:28 PM) The Washington Post.
- Russia Campaign ‘Just One Tree in a Growing Forest,’ Rosenstein Says. The New York Times. July 19, 2018.
- Definition of Democratic backsliding
- Populists and Autocrats: The Dual Threat to Global Democracy
- Declining trust in government is denting democracy
- Energy, Russian Influence, and Democratic Backsliding in Central and Eastern Europe
- "Read the Transcript of Donald Trump’s Speech at the Al Smith Dinner", TIME
- Tumulty, Karen; Costa, Robert; DelReal, Jose (July 19, 2016). "Scrutiny of Melania Trump's speech follows plagiarism allegations". The Washington Post.
- Bump, Philip (July 19, 2016). "Melania Trump's speech appears to have cribbed from Michelle Obama's in 2008". The Washington Post.
- Haberman, Maggie; Rappeport, Alan; Healy, Patrick (July 19, 2016). "Melania Trump's Speech Bears Striking Similarities to Michelle Obama's in 2008". The New York Times.
- Engel, Pamela (July 19, 2016). "Melania Trump's speech appeared to lift from parts of Michelle Obama's 2008 convention address".
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- Tatum, Sophie (July 19, 2016). "RNC official cites 'My Little Pony' to defend Melania Trump". CNN.
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- The term used in Bret Easton Ellis' 1991 book American Psycho for this department ("I'm into, oh, murders and executions mostly."), p. 206. ISBN 0679735771.
- Another Goldman Sachs Alum Joins Donald Trump’s Campaign by Dan Primack (Updated: Aug 17, 2016 5:43 PM PDT) Fortune.
- Senate confirms Trump pick for NASA administrator over Democratic objections by Seung Min Kim & Christian Davenport (April 19, 2018 at 2:57 PM) The Washington Post.
- Wilbur Ross says he shorted two more stocks during his time as Commerce secretary by Lori Ann LaRocco & Dan Mangan (Published 3:53 PM ET Mon, 2 July 2018 Updated 7:19 AM ET Tue, 3 July 2018) CNBC.
- Wilbur Ross Denies Insider Trade in Shorting Russia-Linked Firm by Bill Allison (June 19, 2018, 8:42 AM PDT; Updated on June 19, 2018, 4:01 PM PDT) Bloomberg.
- Commerce chief Wilbur Ross' financial holdings get new scrutiny in report that highlights short sale of Russian-linked shipping firm by Dan Mangan (Published 4:08 PM ET Mon, 18 June 2018 Updated 10:46 AM ET Tue, 19 June 2018) CNBC.
- The Signal Sent by Picking Jeff Sessions for Attorney General: The United States's top law-enforcement official possesses sweeping discretionary power—and the Alabama senator’s record suggests how he'll use it by Garrett Epps (Nov 21, 2016) The Atlantic.
- [http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/us/politics/donald-trump-administration.html Donald Trump's Cabinet Is Taking Shape. He is now Secretary of State. Here’s the Latest List] (Updated Feb. 14, 2017) The New York Times.
- Any connection between Tillerson and Russia is merely a coincidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6alHr_ZTdQI/
- Betsy DeVos, Trump’s Education Pick, Has Steered Money From Public Schools by Kate Zernike (Nov. 23, 2016) The New York Times
- Ben Carson made it clear that he was too inexperienced for a Cabinet job. Now Trump says he's considering Carson for one by Evan Halper (Nov. 22, 2016, 9:59 a.m.) Los Angeles Times.
- Pruitt tapes revealed: Evolution's a 'theory,' 'majority' religions under attack. Politico. March 2, 2018.
- Scott Pruitt Quits As Head of US Environment Agency. BBC News. July 6th, 2018.
- The other huge scandal Mueller brought to light this week by Dana Milbank (November 1, 2017 at 9:34 PM) The Washington Post.
- Sam Clovis withdraws his nomination for USDA’s top scientist post after being linked to Russia probe by Juliet Eilperin & Philip Rucker (November 2, 2017 at 11:58 AM) The Washington Post.
- Trump just hired a deep-state conspiracy theorist as his lawyer. Here’s what Joe diGenova has said. by Aaron Blake (March 19, 2018 at 2:55 PM) The Washington Post.
- Trump isn’t hiring enough friends and family by Dana Milbank (February 27, 2018 at 7:38 PM) The Washington Post.
- Rep. Stewart: Hope Hicks' white lies answer 'a setup' by intel Dems. CNN. March 2, 2018.
- Trump's 24-year-old drug policy appointee was let go at law firm after he 'just didn't show' by Dalton Bennett (January 20, 2018) The Washington Post.
- Shearlaw, Maeve, "Rodman and North Korea: A Short History", The Guardian (9/30/14, 10.31 EDT). Say what you will about North Koreans, they're really solid on border control.
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- "The serial litigant finally says ‘sorry’", Private Eye #1421.
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- Tankersly, Jimm, "One part of the Republican establishment actually loves Donald Trump", WaPo 4.19.16. Won't someone think of the billionaires?
- Josiah Ryan, "We Asked Michelle Malkin If Donald Trump Would Make Good President. She Had This to Say", The Blaze.
- Neetzan Zimmerman, "Ted Nugent: President Trump ‘would kick ass and take names’", The Hill.
- Goldstein, Aaron, "Dennis Prager had me, but then he lost me.", The American Spectator (5/10/16, 11:54 pm).
- Samuelshon, Darren, "George H.W. Bush to vote for Hillary Clinton", Politico (09/19/16 11:20 PM EDT).
- Collins, Eliza, "Dan Quayle: Trump is 'more qualified' than Clinton in this election", USA Today (5/12/16 at 12:55 p.m. EDT).
- Levitz, Eric, "Donald Rumsfeld Will Vote for Trump Because He's a ‘Known Unknown’", New York Magazine (6/23/16 at 5:19 p.m.) Officially a self-parody.
- Cathy Burke, "Michael Savage: Trump Is the 'Winston Churchill of Our Time'", Newsmax.
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- An American Authoritarian The Republican presidential candidate is not a Fascist, but his campaign bears notable similarities to the reign of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. by Ruth Ben-Ghiat (Aug 10, 2016) The Atlantic.
- It Is Happening Here, (President) Trump is Already Early Stage Mussolini by Clive Irving, The Daily Beast.
- "Flirtations with fascism" Butterflies and Wheels.
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- White House officials are asked if they are vulnerable to blackmail by Ken Dilanian (Feb 15 2018, 3:15 pm ET) NBC News.
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- "Gov. LePage to Donald Trump: Just ignore the media", Portal Press-Herald 8.2.16.
- Trackdown Shakedown: An episode of the 1950s western TV series 'Trackdown' featured a character named Walter Trump who claimed he would build a wall in order to protect a town from the end of the world by Dan Evon (Updated: Jan 12, 2017) Snopes.com.
- Trump wants to defund PBS. ‘Sesame Street’ brutally parodied him for decades by Avi Selk (March 21 at 12:25 PM) The Washington Post.
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